Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cougar Pump said:
But beyond that? Cameras, landlording, conditions on who can be there etc etc? Extremely, unbelievably gay and cursed.
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What are you kvetching about?

1. He's the victim of crimes so I'd add cameras to deter retards from doing stupid shit.
2. I'm not going to lease to anyone else either, so it's only his name. I'm not telling him he can't have her over, but she will not officially be a tenet that I can't evict at will.
3. I'm also not sure what "landlording" means. Am I expected to just crowdfund him a free home? Uh, no, that's not happening. Nobody is going to give Cobes six figures. The only reason why this is viable is because I don't lose money, it's just a pain in the ass to do and exposes me to retarded bullshit most people won't put up with.
 
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Agares said:
If this actually goes somewhere, 2024 will officially become the best season of the Cobraverse yet. Of course, the alogs would probably target Null too but he's kinda used to that at this point.

Then how did he end up agreeing to interview Yourfavoriteson?
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It was more or less a miracle and a quiet period of Cobe's life that he looked as he said in the interview that he deletes everything good or bad about Josh in emails.

Now like others have said, let's say he does take the time to look which is more unlikely now thanks to the events of the past month and all of the emails he receives about Jessica and the eviction, is he going to take the time to read an email from a guy claiming he can get Josh a new place?

I don't know if there is another way to contact Clint but even if Null gets into contact IDK how he would spin KF in a positive light in Clint's perspective since he's very anti bully and trolling.
 
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Lolcow Rodeo Clown said:
rejected by every girl he's liked since the 4th grade
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that line always makes me laugh because it shows cobes weird pie-in-sky attitude

he's had girlfriends and one-night stands as an adult. but he hasn't had some dani filth-looking 10/10 goth supermodel accept his ween, so they all basically don't count. our dark lord was just *settling* for these midwestern 6's, he still hasn't got the double-d goth fantasy waifu he deserves, toobs.
 
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Thefrogsaregay said:
I don't know if there is another way to contact Clint but even if Null gets into contact IDK how he would spin KF in a positive light in Clint's perspective since he's very anti bully and trolling.
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I mean most of the thread gets pissed off when reddit actively fucks with him, anyone who posted that they were about to order 10 gallons of vodka and piss in one of them would get shit on relentlessly. Still a hard sell but it would be cool if it happened. Imagine if Cobra had a field he could run around doing Cobra things in.
 
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Lolcow Rodeo Clown said:
And when he says that he's been rejected by every girl he's liked since the 4th grade, he says it like he's owed something and he's been wronged somehow. It's as though he thinks bestowing his admiration upon girls should automatically result in reciprocation of his affection. He looks at rejection the same way he looks at being bullied by trolls: as the victim. He doesn't think that he should have to be anyone other than who he is to win their hearts, either. Zero effort is put in on his part on appearance, hygiene, or personality, but he expects that the hot popular girl should fall head over heels for him, rotten teeth and all.

TLDR: Cobes has unrealistic expectations given what he has to offer.
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Y’know, I’m starting to think this cobra guy might be kind of developmentally disabled and socially maladjusted 🤔
 
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Agares said:
"At least we're not that subreddit."
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"Yeah, my dad said there was this weird guy in Australia or something that wanted to buy a house for me. I told my dad it's no deal unless he gets me a clock tower and I can live with Jessica."

I forgot to mention the reason Clint even looked at his email in the first place was because Josh put in a good word from the documentary, but that was before Josh saw it because he ended up not liking it despite it being as neutral and flattering as it could be.
 
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Thefrogsaregay said:
"Yeah, my dad said there was this weird guy in Australia or something that wanted to buy a house for me. I told my dad it's no deal unless he gets me a clock tower and I can live with Jessica."

I forgot to mention the reason Clint even looked at his email in the first place was because Josh put in a good word from the documentary, but that was before Josh saw it because he ended up not liking it despite it being as neutral and flattering as it could be.
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YourFaggotSon outright called him dumb in the documentary, that's what pissed Cobes off.
 
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Null said:
imo i'm not going to get through, Clint doesn't seem pragmatic.
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You've got to understand that Clint gets contacted, probably daily, by all manner of people with varying intentions. The Chaz saga is the perfect example of this. Guy contacted Josh and Clint claiming to be a producer for Cartoon Network that wanted Josh to voice a character for a cartoon show. He had convinced Josh to the point that he got Clint involved and Clint completely bought into it only for "Chaz" to turn out to be some schizo trole attempting to create 15 minutes of fame for himself.

Clint did an interview with Josh earlier in the year where he talked about constantly getting calls and emails both in support of Josh and also making death threats towards both Josh, Clint and the rest of their family. He is rightly very untrusting of people attempting to contact him about Josh.
 
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Hennimore said:
You've got to understand that Clint gets contacted, probably daily, by all manner of people with varying intentions. The Chaz saga is the perfect example of this. Guy contacted Josh and Clint claiming to be a producer for Cartoon Network that wanted Josh to voice a character for a cartoon show. He had convinced Josh to the point that he got Clint involved and Clint completely bought into it only for "Chaz" to turn out to be some schizo trole attempting to create 15 minutes of fame for himself.

Clint did an interview with Josh earlier in the year where he talked about constantly getting calls and emails both in support of Josh and also making death threats towards both Josh, Clint and the rest of their family. He is rightly very untrusting of people attempting to contact him about Josh.
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He also inundated with nudes of his son or clips of Josh jerking off. People are insane
 
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Agares said:
Josh looked like he was about to cry in the second video he made in responce to the doc.
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Josh always get this way when cold, hard reality smacks his carefully constructed persona in the face. In Josh's mind everyone sees him the way that he sees himself so when someone doesn't participate in those delusions he doesn't really know how to respond to it with anything other than pure seethe. That's why he is constantly claiming that everyone woman he has a brief interaction with exclaims "Wow...that goth guy smells good."
 
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Null said:
imo i'm not going to get through, Clint doesn't seem pragmatic.
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What others are saying is true about Clint getting bombarded, he would have been sent videos of his girlfriend chimping out on her lives, clips of her doing porn from a couple of years ago. It would take some persistence and possibly contacting people around Cobes to cut through all the harassment his dad has likely been receiving. There are some reddit a-logs who hate Clint's guts.

Over the last couple of weeks, a neighbour popped up and doxxed himself (Aaron Valentine, this is his facebook). He's been driving them around Casper while NAL was visiting, he has a job, he's the closest thing to an actual normal person in the Cobraverse, and while he talks some crap on the KingCobraJFS facebook group, he refuses to give out inside information (e.g. details about the eviction), so he may be the closest thing to a real friend to Cobes. He knows what Reddit is, but I don't think he knows about kiwifarms. If I was doing what you're trying to do, I would contact Aaron, tell him it's legit, tell him to tell Cobes, tell him to tell Cobes to tell Clint there are fans who want to start a proper collection for a new place, that might get you through.

Clint might already have some plans in the works similar to what you're suggesting, it's been speculated he has money, nobody really knows. It's nice what you are doing and I hope you can get through and we can help him out.

Patience and persistence bossman! Good on ya!
 
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If all you have to add to discussion is some fan fiction about how you think this Null/Cobes/Clint situation will shake out, perhaps think twice cuz no1curr

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Thefrogsaregay said:
Flap jacks on the menu tonight.

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How do natural tits journey so far from each other? You could drive a cybertruck both ways down that chasm.
 
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