Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Didn't learn from being constantly burned by Chris and now he's offering to buy land and a "house" for Cobes? At this point I'm starting to think Dyn was onto something with his PG thread and Null is the true lolcow.

In all seriousness, Cobes needs to probably be in a group home. I know it will end the lulz but buying him property will at best lead to his early death from unchecked alcoholism and at far better than worst but not great, a murder suicide at the hands of the bog hag. It's bat shit to think that this is even vaguely a good idea.
Can someone less retarded than me (or maybe more, I'm not sure) outline what actually has to happen for Cobes to end up in a group home? I always thought it was something Clint had to sign off on, but he said in that one interview that it isn't up to him, though I don't think it's wise to take him at his word there. Obviously Josh would never agree to it himself. Whose job is it to see to it that he doesn't kill himself by simply being too dumb to live?
I know I'm kinda beating a dead horse saying this but lolcows like Cobra and Daniel Larson are pretty eye opening as to how bad the state of mental health care is in our country. It's very sad.
 
Can someone less retarded than me (or maybe more, I'm not sure) outline what actually has to happen for Cobes to end up in a group home? I always thought it was something Clint had to sign off on, but he said in that one interview that it isn't up to him, though I don't think it's wise to take him at his word there. Obviously Josh would never agree to it himself. Whose job is it to see to it that he doesn't kill himself by simply being too dumb to live?
I know I'm kinda beating a dead horse saying this but lolcows like Cobra and Daniel Larson are pretty eye opening as to how bad the state of mental health care is in our country. It's very sad.
Cobes has to want to go and agree to go, that's what it is. Not to mention someone has to actually pay for it. The whole idea that there are these little cozy places you can just put retards to keep them penned is a relic of a bygone era in mental health (for better or worse)
 
Can someone less retarded than me (or maybe more, I'm not sure) outline what actually has to happen for Cobes to end up in a group home? I always thought it was something Clint had to sign off on, but he said in that one interview that it isn't up to him, though I don't think it's wise to take him at his word there. Obviously Josh would never agree to it himself. Whose job is it to see to it that he doesn't kill himself by simply being too dumb to live?
I know I'm kinda beating a dead horse saying this but lolcows like Cobra and Daniel Larson are pretty eye opening as to how bad the state of mental health care is in our country. It's very sad.
Please god just search the thread. Literally go back not even 10 pages we just had a group home discussion like a day ago.
 
@grand larsony In order for him to be forced to go anywhere or do anything, he'd have to be adjudicated as mentally defective. Which won't happen, because Cobes is not that 'tarded/dangerous. Alternatively if he ever got in trouble with the law sometimes you have to live in a group home for X amount of time, as part of your plea agreement or parole or whatever. Which is also unlikely to happen because Cobes doesn't get in serious trouble.
 
Please god just search the thread. Literally go back not even 10 pages we just had a group home discussion like a day ago.
We desperately need a Cobra wiki, or at the very least, a big update to the original OP. Is there a sub forum somewhere that we could create a thread for collaborating on an updated OP? It'll take some doing, there's a lot to cover.
 
We desperately need a Cobra wiki, or at the very least, a big update to the original OP. Is there a sub forum somewhere that we could create a thread for collaborating on an updated OP? It'll take some doing, there's a lot to cover.
:optimistic: of you to think that would stop the eternal clint and group home loops. We're here, in Cobes' thread, and his regardation infects us, eternally looping.

Clint took away the double down...
 
2024 is the 100th anniversary of the last emperor of China, Puyi, being kicked out of the Forbidden City.

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Last time Null made an attempt to help a lolcow they ended up fucking their mom. What's the over/under Cobes becomes a sex pest after this?
How would someone know, outside of telepathy, that Chris was going to fuck his mom? I don't understand the point you, and others, are trying to make by repeating this tired and stupid gotcha talking point
 
How would someone know, outside of telepathy, that Chris was going to fuck his mom? I don't understand the point you, and others, are trying to make by repeating this tired and stupid gotcha talking point
Very, VERY few people saw that coming. Yeah there was foreshadowing with CWC spooning Barb but he never did anything too blatant physically and we thought he was too socially inept to take advantage of an old lady like that.
 
@Null i cant stress enough how bad of an idea this would be

here are a few likely ways this ends:
1: Cobes lives there long enough to drink himself to death or otherwise die in some booze-fueled incident - you are blamed for being the cruel alt-right slumlord who put the retard in a box and let him kill himself (but what else is new I suppose)
2: Cobes decides to make some deep frted goodies or paint indoors and burns the entire thing down
3: Cobes loses his SSI for not reporting his streaming income and then spends all his money on booze and drugs and goes bankrupt if you try to collect
4: Cobes allows any of his many degenerate associates to commit serious federal crimes and your property gets RICO'd

that all being said it would be very funny and I'd possibly help crowdfund it
 
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