Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

Josh always get this way when cold, hard reality smacks his carefully constructed persona in the face. In Josh's mind everyone sees him the way that he sees himself so when someone doesn't participate in those delusions he doesn't really know how to respond to it with anything other than pure seethe. That's why he is constantly claiming that everyone woman he has a brief interaction with exclaims "Wow...that goth guy smells good."

Yeah he takes things very personally. He really takes things to heart and really gets upset which is made worse by the fact after years of harassment he’s very defensive. It especially doesn’t help that he’s autistic and takes things waaaaay literally. Even very mild criticism sets him off and he views it as a personal slight and that’s when he doesn’t misunderstand what they’re saying. Like when he first made his infamous “anti-rape” shirt somebody on discord very politely told him essentially “people are assumed to be “anti-rape” on general principle and by wearing a shirt like that it might have the unintended consequence of making people question you. Like, why do you feel the need to wear a shirt like that?” And he got incredibly offended and upset because he thought they were calling him a rapist

 

[Hennimore]

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Reddit has caught wind of it, let the seethe begin. Also for any Kiwi who also uses Reddit: You have to go back.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Clint wishes his son didn't have this negative internet notoriety, like any reasonable parent would.

Another faggot who cares about reaction scores too much then

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

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Reddit has caught wind of it, let the seethe begin. Also for any Kiwi who also uses Reddit: You have to go back.

They are so retarted they are already projecting that this is a gayop to dox his new address.

Imagine how much they will seethe if we succeed in getting him into a clocktower dreamtrailer.

I'm all for this. Reddit a-logs are like twitter trooners, they are the minority but they make most of the noise. True and Honest fans rise up.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Reddit has caught wind of it, let the seethe begin. Also for any Kiwi who also uses Reddit: You have to go back.

0 upboats and 27 comments that are mostly coping and seething. Just what I expected.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Given the developments after the last time Null tried to help a lolcow, this can only go better.

 

[deadson]

imo i'm not going to get through, Clint doesn't seem pragmatic.

It might be for the best then. Esp if reddit is convinced that this actually happened and are getting ready to "dox" the area. I know your heart is in the right place but the alogs are getting worse.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Does he even have the funds to pull this shit off? Land and trailers are fairly cheap in Casper but still. No way Null can throw down 100k on a boglim, right?

 

[JaneThough]

Given the developments after the last time Null tried to help a lolcow, this can only go better.

Dimensional merge incoming.

 

[Cougar Pump]

What are you kvetching about?

1. He's the victim of crimes so I'd add cameras to deter retards from doing stupid shit.
2. I'm not going to lease to anyone else either, so it's only his name. I'm not telling him he can't have her over, but she will not officially be a tenet that I can't evict at will.
3. I'm also not sure what "landlording" means. Am I expected to just crowdfund him a free home? Uh, no, that's not happening. Nobody is going to give Cobes six figures. The only reason why this is viable is because I don't lose money, it's just a pain in the ass to do and exposes me to retarded bullshit most people won't put up with.

If you're gonna do something, at least don't try and do some weird custom thing. Putting housing in trust for a family sped to live in until they expire is common in many places and prevents said sped running amok with the asset to their own detriment and prevents others exerting ongoing influence on said individual. That can include ensuring nobody else moves in or takes any kind of control over the property.

This is also likely something Clint already has in mind, and if your approach is simply 'crowdfund to help you establish this' maybe he'll give you the time of day.

 

[Drama Fan]

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Looks like a multi part food hack tonight!

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It always confuses me why he seems to consistently use hot dog and brat as if they were synonymous.
Also "god damn it the bun's falling apart." Like my brother in Satan, perhaps you shouldn't buy the flimsiest, cheapest white bread hot dog buns a load them up with more condiments that they can hold before adding the brat. Toothpicks aren't duck tape for food for fucks sake, yet it must be his bad luck.
I know this is beating a dead horse yak but why the fuck would you even buy expensive specialty meats if you're not even going to taste them under all that cheese and bacon? I normally find his food hacks funny because he's just making cheapo Walmart food more horrific, but this got me a bit annoyed. What a waste, toobz.

 

[Cougar Pump]

It always confuses me why he seems to consistently use hot dog and brat as if they were synonymous.
Also "god damn it the bun's falling apart." Like my brother in Satan, perhaps you shouldn't buy the flimsiest, cheapest white bread hot dog buns a load them up with more condiments that they can hold before adding the brat. Toothpicks aren't duck tape for food for fucks sake, yet it must be his bad luck.
I know this is beating a dead horse yak but why the fuck would you even buy expensive specialty meats if you're not even going to taste them under all that cheese and bacon? I normally find his food hacks funny because he's just making cheapo Walmart food more horrific, but this got me a bit annoyed. What a waste, toobz.

One of the curious aspects of his food hacks is how often he'll spend stupid money on some ingredient, or stupid money customizing an order in ways that make little practical difference. You and I may think in terms of ingredients and flavour and quality, but Cobes is out there working under a different, unknown ruleset, sprinkling gold flake on dog turds.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Does he even have the funds to pull this shit off? Land and trailers are fairly cheap in Casper but still. No way Null can throw down 100k on a boglim, right?

Null did say crowdfund, like passing the hat around at church for the oddball on the community who is down on his luck.

The hardest part about this may be dealing with interference from the a-logs. They hate Cobra so much that they will probably start a disinformation campaign about how a website that literally kills people is trying to fund an evil sex pest to blow up the moon, or some other bullshit.

They will try, but I don't think there's anything they can do if this gains some traction.

 

[Hennimore]

One of the curious aspects of his food hacks is how often he'll spend stupid money on some ingredient, or stupid money customizing an order in ways that make little practical difference. You and I may think in terms of ingredients and flavour and quality, but Cobes is out there working under a different, unknown ruleset, sprinkling gold flake on dog turds.

Personally I think it just has to be "custom", whatever that means to him. Dominos could come out with a pizza that has literally every ingredient known to man and he would still need to add things onto it. The effect Epic Meal Time had on his development can't be overstated, eating food that is over the top is bad ass to Josh.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Null did say crowdfund, like passing the hat around at church for the oddball on the community who is down on his luck.

The hardest part about this may be dealing with interference from the a-logs. They hate Cobra so much that they will probably start a disinformation campaign about how a website that literally kills people is trying to fund an evil sex pest to blow up the moon, or some other bullshit.

They will try, but I don't think there's anything they can do if this gains some traction.

They're a bunch of short sighted idiots who will do anything to kill the content in exchange for a quick dopamine hit.

 

[deadson]

It always confuses me why he seems to consistently use hot dog and brat as if they were synonymous.
Also "god damn it the bun's falling apart." Like my brother in Satan, perhaps you shouldn't buy the flimsiest, cheapest white bread hot dog buns a load them up with more condiments that they can hold before adding the brat. Toothpicks aren't duck tape for food for fucks sake, yet it must be his bad luck.
I know this is beating a dead horse yak but why the fuck would you even buy expensive specialty meats if you're not even going to taste them under all that cheese and bacon? I normally find his food hacks funny because he's just making cheapo Walmart food more horrific, but this got me a bit annoyed. What a waste, toobz.

He'd buy better if he could actually eat it, and not have to worry about tearing it apart with his rotting teeth. I'm sure he's just mushing it into his mouth and hoping that it doesn't hurt (that shit is legit agonizing.)

 

[Slim Boglim]

One of the curious aspects of his food hacks is how often he'll spend stupid money on some ingredient, or stupid money customizing an order in ways that make little practical difference. You and I may think in terms of ingredients and flavour and quality, but Cobes is out there working under a different, unknown ruleset, sprinkling gold flake on dog turds.

My favorite was when he was convinced he has this genius idea to “hack” the McDonald’s menu when they had the pull apart donuts. He kept going on about his genius idea I just assumed he was gonna get a burger, get two donuts, and then replace the buns with the two donuts. Instead what he did was just get one donut and a burger and put the donut on the burger as a “topping” like you would lettuce or onions. He made many attempts at it too cause one time they were out or seething and another time they messed up his order and he just kept trying to pull of this revolutionary idea to… put a donut on a burger.

 

[Hennimore]

My favorite was when he was convinced he has this genius idea to “hack” the McDonald’s menu when they had the pull apart donuts. He kept going on about his genius idea I just assumed he was gonna get a burger, get two donuts, and then replace the buns with the two donuts. Instead what he did was just get one donut and a burger and put the donut on the burger as a “topping” like you would lettuce or onions. He made many attempts at it too cause one time they were out or seething and another time they messed up his order and he just kept trying to pull of this revolutionary idea to… put a donut on a burger.

I love when he plays up an idea only for it to be revealed to be something completely mundane. He talked for years about how he wanted to start a toy company because he had this revolutionary idea for a toy. He would never reveal it because he was worried someone would steal it. Years later he finally revealed that it was a toy gun that shoots Q-tips.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Didn't learn from being constantly burned by Chris and now he's offering to buy land and a "house" for Cobes? At this point I'm starting to think Dyn was onto something with his PG thread and Null is the true lolcow.

In all seriousness, Cobes needs to probably be in a group home. I know it will end the lulz but buying him property will at best lead to his early death from unchecked alcoholism and at far better than worst but not great, a murder suicide at the hands of the bog hag. It's bat shit to think that this is even vaguely a good idea.

 

[Drama Fan]

Instead what he did was just get one donut and a burger and put the donut on the burger as a “topping” like you would lettuce or onions. He made many attempts at it too cause one time they were out or seething and another time they messed up his order and he just kept trying to pull of this revolutionary idea to… put a donut on a burger.

The donut burger could have been a clocktower mansion building idea trolle. But it is what it is