Is there a caveat to this? At the very least he needs to ditch the BPD whore, because I don’t think Casper PD would like another frequent flyer.
It's not his money since the topic is potentially crowdfund it?
He hasn't done duster in months, trole. Buuuuut he was definitely zonked out on pills when Jessica came to see him. But yeah, good luck convincing him to do a simple task.
Making industrial, mass produced wands is taxing on our dark lord these days.
Oh God, is Cobes going to fuck his mom too?
Which mom Tanis or Laurel? Or both?
Oh my god, for a few thousand dollars it is possible to set up a series of bells above a trailer.
and he's too big to flush down the toilet...
If I was 100k richer I'd consider throwing away $5k for the lulz but you have to consider what you'd potentially be enabling. There's a very good chance cobes takes the money and disappears for a week and a half or however long it takes for him to blow it on nonsense and it paradoxically leads to less content than when he was broke. There's also the real chance it inadvertently causes harm to him either by A) him spending it in harmful ways like a week-and-a-half long drink combo binge ending with his gothic pancreas giving out or B) seething a-log amps up their actions and genuinely tries to cause harm to him. Most notably when he gets the most police calls it's when he's getting a lot of donos on a livestream they hate seeing him get nothing "for nothing" and that's when they call in swatting attempts. After all every action has an equal and opposite reaction
No, it would not. If you gave Cobes 5000 dollars he'd say "hell yeah dude much appreciated!" then he would go on a week long bender of lil Caesars and Busch peach light which he'd stuff into his rotting mouth off camera then he'd be back to begging by the next week. Nothing good would come from it. He has zero concept of money whatsoever. No ability to save.
