Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Fapcop]

That doesn't really deter me. I can install a camera system on the property and put up a sign. If anything it's further reason to step out.

This is retarded. A sign?!? Yeah, that’ll show those kids! You’re going to invest how much time watching monitors, trying to keep some autist safe from people mildly annoying him?

You don't have to crowdfund the entire house, by the way, just a portion. I don't even really need to crowdfund it since it's a property that will have income from his SSDI.

I'll reach out to Clint. Without him I don't think it's possible.

The last time you tried to help some weirdo creep, he went out and raped his mother.

What’s the definition of a lolcow again? They never change and you can’t fix them? What exactly is this going to accomplish, besides further fucking his life up?

(And trust me it will. Whether from a burned down house, to his succubus permanently attaching herself because there’s a house to gain now, it will.)

Josh, charity is all well and nice, but if you want to be kind, instead of massively cowtipping a retard, maybe go feed some ducks? Or give some monies or your time to a duck feeding chastity or homeless drug addicts or whatever?

 

[Giant Machine]

That doesn't really deter me. I can install a camera system on the property and put up a sign. If anything it's further reason to step out.

You don't have to crowdfund the entire house, by the way, just a portion. I don't even really need to crowdfund it since it's a property that will have income from his SSDI.

I'll reach out to Clint. Without him I don't think it's possible.

There has to be some kind of stipulation to keep NAL out or she is gonna move in and slowly take all of it for herself.

 

[Null]

There has to be some kind of stipulation to keep NAL out or she is gonna move in and slowly take all of it for herself.

There's no way I'm going to allow her to be a tenet on paper. I'll have to look up renter protections in WY but I'd be shocked if there were any. She'll be a guest of his.

I contacted Clint. If he gets back to me or not decides if I further develop this idea.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Honestly, with how many different characters there are and how deep Cobra lore goes I’m surprised the Cobraverse never got its own board. He’s probably second only to Chris in how much lore there is.

I don’t think there’s enough active people to warrant it but as he increases in popularity exponentially I could see us requiring a couple threads to cover discussion around certain topics. Like a Clint thread where all the “why doesn’t Clint put him in a group home” or “what should Clint do?” discussion can live. People here, myself included, get exasperated talking about the same old Clint discussion because at this point it’s just beating a dead horse but it is fair that newer people wouldn’t have been exposed or aware of that lore. so on the one hand it’s annoying the thread gets derailed for a repetitive discussion that happens all the time but on the other hand a lot of people are seeing that discussion for the first time. A good compromise would be to have a dedicated Clint thread for it

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

@Null
I love where your heart is at here, but please don't pozload my neghole. It will only backfire hilariously on you.

 

[Null]

It will only backfire hilariously on you.

I do not feel pain anymore.

 

[part timer]

This is retarded. A sign?!? Yeah, that’ll show those kids! You’re going to invest how much time watching monitors, trying to keep some autist safe from people mildly annoying him?

The last time you tried to help some weirdo creep, he went out and raped his mother.

What’s the definition of a lolcow again? They never change and you can’t fix them? What exactly is this going to accomplish, besides further fucking his life up?

(And trust me it will. Whether from a burned down house, to his succubus permanently attaching herself because there’s a house to gain now, it will.)

Josh, charity is all well and nice, but if you want to be kind, instead of massively cowtipping a retard, maybe go feed some ducks? Or give some monies or your time to a duck feeding chastity or homeless drug addicts or whatever?

L2R Nigger, he wants to do it to spite the scum that got him evicted or are trying to ruin his life, not because he wants to be a saint

 

[Twinkie]

I love where your heart is at here, but please don't pozload my neghole. It will only backfire hilariously on you.

And that would still be contont for us. Let him cook.

 

[JaneThough]

I do not feel pain anymore.

Neither does Barb

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Clint is a wildcard on whether he would accept help from The Farms.

He’s rightfully wary of people from the internet wanting to interact with his boy.

I also think Cobes could be an issue. He might take it as ‘my fans bought me this awesome fuck shack’ or see it as a slight to his sexy goth bad boy YouTube star ego — especially if don’t want his whore there.

 

[R00k]

What’s the definition of a lolcow again? They never change and you can’t fix them? What exactly is this going to accomplish, besides further fucking his life up?

Nobody wants to change or fix Cobra, I think most people just want him to not be harrassed by vengeful redditors 24/7. Dude just wants to sit in his chair and make dank drink combos and drop a little wisdom on gender relations.

 

[D_Tractor]

L2R Nigger, he wants to do it to spite the scum that got him evicted or are trying to ruin his life, not because he wants to be a saint

There is no evidence that trolls actually got him evicted. It's far more likely his neighbors constantly complained about his drunken shouting at 3am like he did when he didn't realize he was livestreaming and the fights with the Wicked Witch of Virginia were the last straw. He always plays the victim and never takes responsibility for his own actions.

 

[Ponzo]

There's no way I'm going to allow her to be a tenet on paper. I'll have to look up renter protections in WY but I'd be shocked if there were any. She'll be a guest of his.

I contacted Clint. If he gets back to me or not decides if I further develop this idea.

I wish you luck but remember that Clint is your typical pride supporting teacher who loves to dress up as a woman. He will look up kiwifarms if he doesn't already know it and then read articles accusing the farms of being responsible for tranny deaths and then ignore your mail.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

L2R Nigger, he wants to do it to spite the scum that got him evicted or are trying to ruin his life, not because he wants to be a saint

Hey, it could be both. Don't fence Josh in.

 

[niggers]

That doesn't really deter me. I can install a camera system on the property and put up a sign. If anything it's further reason to step out.

You don't have to crowdfund the entire house, by the way, just a portion. I don't even really need to crowdfund it since it's a property that will have income from his SSDI.

I'll reach out to Clint. Without him I don't think it's possible.

this is an insanely retarded plan but i am 100% praying for it to happen.

clint may be an obstacle though, because you are probably toxic to his brand of "culturally aware" artsy fartsy fuckery. it may have been better to not announce your intentions to give him some sense of plausible deniability.

 

[Twinkie]

Yeah the screaming and the squalor was a problem. It wasn't just the callers that got him kicked out. I don't think he was even swatted that many times on the second Jessica visit.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I love the idea of a Josh x Josh Collab, but I can't see a good ending for it.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I think this is a really bad no good idea.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I mean, realistically, what else could happen to Null that 5,000 other scorned idiots haven't already attempted?

Helping Cobra stay housed is not a tacit endorsement of any shithead behavior. The village takes care of their idiot simply because he's their idiot.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I mean, realistically, what else could happen to Null that 5,000 other scorned idiots haven't already attempted?

Helping Cobra stay housed is not a tacit endorsement of any shithead behavior. The village takes care of their idiot simply because he's their idiot.

The most the reddit and the retards will be able to say is either something along the lines of

-"Finally he does something good with his existance"
-"Whatever can't erase the past"

Or if they are really stretching to find a reason to turn this around, which no doubt some will.

-"He's 100% planning to monetize Josh and someone should stop him".

Pathetic subhumans in their teens, reaching at the last straws in the well just to make themselves still feel like the Le marvel hero 100s they will never be for continually harassing an autistic 30 year old