Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Null said:
Is there a reason Clint can't buy him a trailer lot?
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You're going to get vastly different answers depending on who is answering. Clint has been a point of debate for a long time in the Cobra community. Some think he is a piece of shit absent father that relishes in the attention he gets from the people that watch Josh and others view him as a sympathetic figure who did the best he could tard wrangling his son. Like all things the truth is probably somewhere in the middle. Clint had a "do over" family with another woman post Josh and parts of the community think Clint wants to keep Josh as far away from his new family as he can.

It's honestly hard to say just how involved Clint is with Josh outside of hanging around him. Clint seems to be one of those dads who tries to be more a friend than an actual father figure but Clint attributes that to Josh having ODD which makes it very hard for him to give Josh advice or mandates. Clint has talked before about how it's hard for Josh when it comes to having a place to live because Josh will often invite homeless people to stay with him "out of the kindness of his heart". Josh isn't a landlord friendly tenant by all accounts but he means well.
 
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Hennimore said:
You're going to get vastly different answers depending on who is answering. Clint has been a point of debate for a long time in the Cobra community. Some think he is a piece of shit absent father that relishes in the attention he gets from the people that watch Josh and others view him as a sympathetic figure who did the best he could tard wrangling his son. Like all things the truth is probably somewhere in the middle. Clint had a "do over" family with another woman post Josh and parts of the community think Clint wants to keep Josh as far away from his new family as he can.

It's honestly hard to say just how involved Clint is with Josh outside of hanging around him. Clint seems to be one of those dads who tries to be more a friend than an actual father figure but Clint attributes that to Josh having ODD which makes it very hard for him to give Josh advice or mandates. Clint has talked before about how it's hard for Josh when it comes to having a place to live because Josh will often invite homeless people to stay with him "out of the kindness of his heart". Josh isn't a landlord friendly tenant by all accounts but he means well.
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TBF on clint, I think he tried for a while. Josh's HS wrestling pick makes him look like regarded Brock Lesnar, and we know he shaved the dude's head after fucking up jobcorp. I think somewhere down the line he justifiably gave up on his son.
 
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Blagher said:
That doesn't mean much when modern appliances shit the bed faster than the old stuff. But it was sealed and clean.
Think about the most generic maintenance list for a double wide home:
1) make sure gutters aren't clogged
2) check side paneling and roof for leaks and moisture
3) clean and maintain heating system and air conditioning/filters
4) check windows and vents to see if they're sealed and caulked.

This needs to be done at least once a year at a minimum.

You and I both no Cobes isn't cleaning those gutters
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That will be his problem to deal with but it doesn't matter if he filthed his current apartment, they remodel everything.
This is what they look like afterwards
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Cobes being right next to a trainyard would be hilarious. It sounds cool to an autist until you find out how far a rail car coupling at 5 MPH travels across mostly empty, level ground, every hour of every day. It would be very on-brand for the boglim.
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The upcoming "Hey tooobz, this iBADADADABADABADABADABADABADABA and ending that with a combo!" saga...
 
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"Cobes, what is MDWU in life?"

"To make wicked drink combos
To live in a house with a clocktower
To own the trolls and haters
And to hear them complain about your sweet of age, alive, cisgendered, nonrelated, female, consenting, human girlfriend

That is most definitely what's up."
 
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Ponzo said:
That will be his problem to deal with but it doesn't matter if he filthed his current apartment, they remodel everything.
This is what they look like afterwards
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Sure, but I'm pointing that under basically the lowest of bars, Cobes still managed to neglect his living space. You really think him having more responsibility is going to work out well?
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
He doesn’t want to deal with the inevitable disaster.

Any long term commitments will probably end in some serious fuck-up, destruction of property, or constant harassment from the A-Logs.

Cobes will also invite over people who will fuck him over, steal, and just be general pieces of shit. His current piece of Wendy’s Ass would try and find a way to live there — and that will result in a horrible situation with the police, one way or the other.

Clint also knows Cobes will destroy the place. He doesn’t clean, his spaces or himself. He does shit like woodworking indoors and spraying paint (least used to). Anything that breaks will stay that way.

It’s probably a cheaper investment to rent, have him destroy the place, and then get evicted.
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Yeah it can’t be understated the lengths Cobes a-logs go to fuck with him. They have swatted him, they have attempted to swat him and they have sent all manner of people to his door.

They literally put on ads in Craigslist posing as him to get people to go to his apartment for various reasons. They made accounts and posed as him on Grindr and gave away his address sending gay people to his apartment for all manner of sex favors.

They posed as him and give away his number and address on forums of people looking for people to fight or spar with in the hopes somebody would show up to fight him thinking some dude agreed to mutual combat.

They tried to pay people to go to his appartment and vandalize it or rip the sign posted off his door. They were showing up to his apartment and sliding threatening notes under his door, I wouldn’t be surprised if they paid people to do it.

Cobes at least has some sort of buffer where it’s an apartment building with a manager and neighbors. I can’t imagine what they’d pull if he had his own house it would be incredibly dangerous for Cobes and whatever person they paid off to fuck with him or misled into going to his house on false pretenses
 
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Spergerella Junior said:
Clint is a woke-ist and wouldn’t do anything that might associate himself with the troon murderous KiKiwifarms.
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I think he would go to the newspaper with a tale full of woe about how internet nazis tried to buy his son a house. What happens next will be a hysterical report on how murderous cyber-transphobes are stalking the citizens of Casper.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Yeah it can’t be understated the lengths Cobes a-logs go to fuck with him.
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That doesn't really deter me. I can install a camera system on the property and put up a sign. If anything it's further reason to step out.

You don't have to crowdfund the entire house, by the way, just a portion. I don't even really need to crowdfund it since it's a property that will have income from his SSDI.

I'll reach out to Clint. Without him I don't think it's possible.
 
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Null said:
That doesn't really deter me. I can install a camera system on the property and put up a sign. If anything it's further reason to step out.

You don't have to crowdfund the entire house, by the way, just a portion. I don't even really need to crowdfund it since it's a property that will have income from his SSDI.

I'll reach out to Clint. Without him I don't think it's possible.
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It’s worth a shot and Reddit would absolutely lose their fucking mind. Also any word on a TWU reaction? I figure I’d throw it out there it’s totally fine if it’s a dumb idea you don’t want but you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. This thread has gotten pretty popular and Cobes is pretty huge now. I’d love to react to my fellow posters quality content with a unique cobra related TWU in place of “winner”
 
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Regardless of what happens regarding his housing, its going to be a disaster as long as Methica sticks around. If there's some sort of crowd funded trailer or house there needs to be a provision that says the sea hag isn't allowed to move in with him because she's already said her plan is to get monetized on her channel then get enough donations to move to Casper.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
It’s worth a shot and Reddit would absolutely lose their fucking mind. Also any word on a TWU reaction? I figure I’d throw it out there it’s totally fine if it’s a dumb idea you don’t want but you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. This thread has gotten pretty popular and Cobes is pretty huge now. I’d love to react to my fellow posters quality content with a unique cobra related TWU in place of “winner”
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Honestly, with how many different characters there are and how deep Cobra lore goes I’m surprised the Cobraverse never got its own board. He’s probably second only to Chris in how much lore there is.
 
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