Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Grape Garden]

Null is going to end up paying a fortune for the water bill once NAL moves in.

Nah, dig a pond and put a trough out there for her. She will be fine.

EDIT: She started streaming from the tub about 3 hours ago, check back she is still in there....holy shit.

 

[Meat Streets]

Nah, dig a pond and put a trough out there for her. She will be fine.

EDIT: She started streaming from the tub about 3 hours ago, check back she is still in there....holy shit.

Maybe a moat would make economic sense in this situation.

 

[Hennimore]

I can't wait to see Null's reaction when he realizes just how uncaring Josh is about anything other than Ozzy and drinking.
"Thanks for being a fan doodt. I'll get back to you when I get around to it." followed by Josh making a vague reference during a stream about "my fans want to buy me a place to live doodt and my troles hate it. They're so jealous of Cobra, I rool their sad pathetic lives doodt." only for him to never bring it up again.

You're really going to have to set this up with Clint if you're serious about it, there is zero percent chance Josh will give you anything other than platitudes to fuel his ego.

 

[deeman]

As you say though, NAL could be a problem. She is clearly looking for a way to set herself up away from her parents, and Josh is her answer for now. However, that could work in Nulls favour. She might actually do the scanning and keep up with it if it helps her with a place to live.

I just hope that before she moves in Cobes ODD will give him cold feet just at the thought of letting her live with him, letting him fear the ideas of a IRL relationshit.

 

[SpellforceFan]

I'm like 15% committed to this. I really despise faggots who try to torture some harmless weirdo. They should be put in CIA prisons.

The last "harmless weirdo" you genuinely tried to help ended up raping his senile mother, so maybe don't try to be such an indiscriminate philanthropist.

 

[Twinkie]

@Null Cobes is on SSI and his father Clint is believed to be his representative payee. If you're serious about doing something for him you should probably contact his father.

https://www.facebook.com/clint.saunders.33/

Also he is diagnosed with ODD

 

[dramamine]

The last "harmless weirdo" you genuinely tried to help ended up raping his senile mother, so maybe don't try to be such an indiscriminate philanthropist.

luckily for us, cobes doesn't have a senile mother to rape. he's also not anywhere close to the level of sex pest chris was even before barbgate happened. he is, in fact, a harmless retard.

 

[Ran-chan]

This is what's close. It has a one-br house and a 3br trailer, so you could possibly rent one and put Cobes in the other.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1107-1119-E-1st-St-Casper-WY-82601/341171895_zpid/

All this Casper real estate posting is making me want to move out to Wyoming seeing how inexpensive property is.

Josh has got to be somewhere easier to walk and ride bike than his current spot. Casper is a tough spot to be without a car and his place is real far away from any fast food or gas station or other place he'd really want to go to. Even just getting out for a little walk once or twice a day could do a lot for his physical and mental health.

 

[Hennimore]

All this Casper real estate posting is making me want to move out to Wyoming seeing how inexpensive property is.

Josh has got to be somewhere easier to walk and ride bike than his current spot. Casper is a tough spot to be without a car and his place is real far away from any fast food or gas station or other place he'd really want to go to. Even just getting out for a little walk once or twice a day could do a lot for his physical and mental health.

Weather permitting of course.

 

[TheTourist]

luckily for us, cobes doesn't have a senile mother to rape. he's also not anywhere close to the level of sex pest chris was even before barbgate happened. he is, in fact, a harmless retard.

the very thought of cobes committing an actual crime (with a victim) seems far fetched. CWC has had overt, boiling hostility and sexual energy since we known him. Ofc, hindsight is 20/20, so what kind of crimes could we expect cobes to commit were he to just start sharply declining?

 

[christ5president2024]

 

[biggacracka]

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Trust and believe, toobs! I just wear my tactical soap and wait patiently, now I have an of-age non-related wendy-smelling cis-gendered fan girl and a clock tower mansion, dood, but I digress

 

[Meiwaku]

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my realty map is coming together

I'm so excited right now it's unreal

 

[dramamine]

the very thought of cobes committing an actual crime (with a victim) seems far fetched. CWC has had overt, boiling hostility and sexual energy since we known him. Ofc, hindsight is 20/20, so what kind of crimes could we expect cobes to commit were he to just start sharply declining?

seeing as he barely leaves his apartment, the only "crime" i could imagine him committing (IF he went off the deep end suddenly), would be assault or resisting a LEO with the redditors incessantly sending them to his house and him getting sick of it.

because invariably in every situation- rejection from a woman, being trolled and harrassed IRL, having constant wellness checks sent to his house, and now a BPD cunt trying to bait him into a verbal or physical fight-- cobes has kept his cool and kept it together.

 

[BrunoMattei]

luckily for us, cobes doesn't have a senile mother to rape. he's also not anywhere close to the level of sex pest chris was even before barbgate happened. he is, in fact, a harmless retard.

Saving this post for later in case the guy does something and I have a "I told you so" meme ready.

 

[Chuck McGill]

so should i crowdfund buying him a quarter acre and trailer in casper? Is he still too alcoholic to scan mail?

Only if you move into the trailer with him and livestream the shenanigans. Think of it, you could be there live and in person for his next amazing food hack and make sure he uses only the finest of cheese.

 

[Thirsty Kitty]

Josh being Josh's mailboy is probably the funniest possible outcome. He'd probably say yes to the proposal too simply because reddit troles will tell him not to do it

 

[Slim Boglim]

Since Null is here in this thread I wish I could find that old post somebody with the TWU reaction proposing it. I wish I could react to posts with a big green capital TWU.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

NAL is incredibly foul mouthed and she throws tantrums and says horrible things when she's drunk and upset, but I don't think she actually wants to harm Josh. Even with all the fighting during this last trip, what did she do? She cleaned his apartment, did his laundry, and somehow facilitated getting his toilet fixed.

And, of course, got him evicted.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

He'll think this is troles trying to trick him or something because he is extremely paranoid, especially over people doing nice things for him or giving him stuff. He's also highly regarded and lazy and probably will fuck up using a scanner and break it in rage.
Sounds funny though and its worth a shot I guess