Musicians that are also Lolcows?

[Daniel Wallace]

And has recently been defending China

https://www.spin.com/2022/08/roger-waters-russian-china-ukraine-joe-biden-cnn-interview/

Is he just a boomer contrarian?

 

[Biotekk]

I'm not gonna do a write up on MC Redwolf because theres almost no information on him on the internet and what information does exist about him seems to prove that hes a normal productive guy with a career, but his music is probably the funniest shit that I've seen in my entire life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSaxAtdPt0U

The singer on this song is actually his wife, S-Ram

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUBNeYFUC8Y

The way he says Kush is so funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1uwrtaylsk

He's been going since at least 2017 and has not improved in the slightest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuWf-kS1ex4

He also makes beats and they're some of the funniest pieces of audio that I've ever heard

 

[Dysnomia]

Now Feldman is saying his 2017 Angels tour was actually sabotaged by Marilyn Manson.

https://consequence.net/2022/08/corey-feldman-marilyn-manson-sabotaged-tour-interview/?fs=e&s=cl

“The ‘Heavenly Tour’ was definitely the exact opposite of that,” Corey Feldman tells Consequence. “It was the ‘Hellish Tour.’ But that was due to infiltration. We had people that were sent in that were spies that were not there to be musicians but were there to cause mayhem.”

According to Feldman, he has collected evidence suggesting that Marilyn Manson led an operation to successfully sabotage that 2017 tour. “If it walks like a horse and talks like a horse,” he says, inviting us to watch where we step.

This isn’t the first time Feldman has publicly blasted Manson. In 2021 he accused the shock rocker of “decades long mental and emotional abuse,” saying Manson “has been obsessed w me 4 over 2 decades!” He also tweeted about problems on the 2017 tour, writing, “THE ABUSE THIS PSYCHO HANDS OUT, WAS KNOWN 2 ME BY THE SPIES HE SENT N2 MY LIFE, 2 RUIN MY TOUR,” and claiming that Manson was able to “MANIPULATE MY TOUR THRU THESE ‘FALSE ANGELS’ INCLUDING PLANTING HIS BUS DRIVER WADE ON MY TOUR.”

Now he’s offering more details about the alleged sabotage, which he says included planting backup singers who were instructed to do a bad job. “They were purposely singing off-key,” he says, “Playing wrong parts, doing stuff like that so we would get negative attention, get negative reviews. And then made all these terrible allegations after the tour ended, saying that we didn’t feed them and we didn’t pay them, and they didn’t shower. Just stupid stuff.”

That wasn’t the only problem he thought could be linked back to double agents. “The bus broke down ten times. It happened to be Marilyn Manson’s bus, and when I say ‘happened to,’ I say that lightly. It happened to be Marilyn Manson’s bus driver and it happened to Marilyn Manson’s girlfriend that happened to be part of the band or one of the girlfriends.”

As Feldman would have it, this musical vandalism even extended to the opening acts: “They were doing things like calling venues ahead of time and putting very dark bands ahead of a pop group as the opener.”

Representatives for Manson did not respond to multiple requests for comment. But even Feldman admits that he deserves some of the blame for hiring these alleged infiltrators. “I was very sloppy,” he says.

“I put out an open Facebook post and said we were doing an open casting call for young females who were attractive and could play multiple instruments and that were willing to wear this ridiculous costume on stage — because a lot of rock and roll girls don’t really want to do that. If you were willing to wear wings and a halo and willing to dress like an angel, you could come and audition. So we kind of left it open to anybody, and another thing we did was open our house up to people and let them stay there if they needed. So we were the perfect patsy.”

When I ask if he thought the saboteurs achieved their aims, he first says, “Yes, absolutely. The tour shut down,” before clarifying, “It wasn’t necessarily because of them that it had shut down, it was because of the fact that the #MeToo Movement had started and there was all this pressure on me to name names, all this stuff, and this was actually when I decided to kind of freeze everything and serve the higher good.”

As for why Manson would want to do this, Feldman isn’t sure. “Yes, he was heavily involved in trying to infiltrate that tour. I don’t really know the reason. I can’t tell you, other than the fact that we just know that he was behind the scenes of a lot of stuff.”

Sure Corey. Marilyn Manson has been obsessed with ruining your life for 20 years. Your entire trainwreck of a life is all his fault.

I don't know what Feldman's beef with Manson is or why they even have one. Did they work together on something at some point? Or is Feldman trying to tie the whole thing to all those big name's he's gonna drop any second now? Like he's got something big on Manson? Like some info on Evan Rachel Wood before the story itself broke? Personally I think all the drugs and MJ delusions have destroyed his mind. I've said it many times before but we lost the wrong Corey.

I also love the part where Feldman claims that he shut down his tour because he needed to name Hollywood pedos. Remember when he started that scam fundraiser for the documentary that was gonna drop big names? Yeah. More like his tour was eating money instead of making it and he needed a new grift. Can't wait until the new tour also eds in disaster and he's blaming the trolls or Marilyn Manson or whoever for his failure.

 

[Alcoholism]

A fellow man of class and taste. Devils Playground is my fav mixtape ever.

Somewhat related, as far as memphis rap goes I think Player One of Frayser Click is a good candidate for lolcowdom. Resold CD-rs of Sound's old tapes, and made fake "OG" tapes of countless memphis artists which he sold to Eurofags on eBay for huge sums of money in the early 2000s to support a massive crack habit (allegedly). He also made a Frayser Click website in which he claimed their "success" was due to a ritual DJ Sound and company did that involved sacrificing a goat or something. Evil Pimp too, with his CWC-esque worldbuilding with fake rappers that were just him pitchshifted and constantly claiming Memphis despite being from Iowa.

There was a black metal band out of Portland that did something similar. Metal scene was ridiculous, everyone spending loads of $$$ buying "cult" underground hard to find releases.

So they'd steal other peoples music, slap their name on it, etc. Or just make up releases and put them on Encyclopaedia Metallum prompting everyone to try and track them down.




I'd also nominate Robert Fripp to the lolcow musician cause but I don't want to write up anything about it other than bring up the time he threw away a sport coat cause a vagrant touched it.

He's also super autistic and his 70 wife trances around their YT vids practically nude (I'd still hit it).

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

idk about lolcow, but lots of them are just retarded faggots generally. roger waters

Dee Snider. Cringey boomer complaining about how hair metal bands that scored more hits than he did destroyed metal.

omg yeah. dude is just a 1 hit wonder and acts like hair metal was some like paragon of rock and roll and in reality, it was like, concentration of the most skim-milk shit about rock and roll

rock and roll has always been pompous i guess, but in a lot of cases there was talent or mystique of the band to back it up. where it got cringe was these mediocre bands acting like they were the best band ever. like, watch Decline of Western Civilization Part 2...its like all these kids thinking theyre heaven-sent because they do a terrible aerosmith impression or guns n roses or something

Most of their decent guitar solos are all David Gilmour anyway.

all of them actually.

I did some digging, and here's who came up:

• Guitarist from Wicked Lester, aka the band that would eventually become KISS
• Keyboardist from John Melloncamp's band

I'll keep searching, but I'm like 99% positive there was a lesser-known guy who played drums or bass in some 80's metal band, and he was busted for either CP or diddling (apart from the aforementioned Judas Priest drummer).

Speaking of which, at least with Judas Priest, they've had multiple drummers in their tenure -- and although their pedo drummer played on some of their best albums -- he wasn't a particularly amazing drummer nor someone of key notoriety like legends such as Alex Van Halen, John Bonham, Cozy Powell, Dave Grohl, Ginger Baker, Vinnie Paul, or Roger Taylor. Priest wasn't really a drum-centric band: their key features were their dual lead guitars as well as vocalist's flamboyant persona and high vocal range. I can't think of a single person who can even name Judas Priest's drummers -- but if you ask someone who plays drums where they got their influence, chances are they'll say the intro of "Hot For Teacher" by VH or "Walk" by Pantera.

are these actually kid-fuckers, or did they just bang a 16 year old that could pass for 18?

My favorite episodes of his are the ones where he, a 50+ y.o. man, jumped on his bed and thrashed around screaming "why are people so fucking stupid" after Trump was elected and the one where he pulled a box of random magazines from the past 40 years out and extrapolated the most far-right interpretations just from their covers, thus proving that the media were far-right propagandists and therefore Trump claiming the media is propaganda is dangerous.

Note how just 30 seconds in he parrots the media lie that he Capital Gazette shooting was by a media-hating Trumptard and not a guy with a personal vendetta like in reality, despite the whole video being about how the media lies
Suffice to say he's a complete idiot and always has been; even when in the Dead Kennedys. If you go back and read their lyrics you'll realize that they're not just idiotic, they're obviously idiotic. His obfuscated it with his confidence and flamboyance, but as he's grown older that flamboyance has worn away revealing him as nothing more than a petty, smug idiot who hasn't changed in almost half a century.

if punks were smart, they wouldnt be punks.

I fucking hate pink floyd dude one of the most overrated bands of all time. I dont see the appeal maybe its because they were doing it in the 70s?

its context. finding good music then wasnt the same as today. no spotify or internet to find good shit

in a lot of cases with these legacy bands, it was that these guys were doing something original. pink floys might not be GOOD to you, but they were original, they werent really imitating anyone else. that goes for a lot of bands of the 70s that are household names, deep purple, zeppelin, the beatles, rolling stones

OF COURSE, many of these bands STARTED as imitating their heroes, as we all do...but these bands got massive once they started breaking away and doing their own thing.

pink floyd was not a technically good band, nothing super complex....but it was fresh, contextually for the time. especially considering what they were doing prior to Dark Side of the Moon, which was for the most part, psychadelic pop that wasnt very good (not terrible, just kind of 5/10 shit), onto literal trash "music" (literally, just noises and the band members making weird sounds)....

 

[NevskyProspekt]

Roger Waters is a musical hack. Should have been a session guitarist.

Sure, he plays boss guitar. But, his voice is goofy at best, with lyrical content that stagnated longer than most of us have been alive.
His selection of audio effects is actually comical. Listen to _The Final Cut_. It sounds like Monty Python.
Also, stop selecting backup singers by their number of STDs. Pay for real talent.

Boo Hoo. My dad died in WW2, and now I'm a depressed multimillionaire.
How many fucking albums can you make with the same tired theme?

No more war and vote Labour while I hide my cash overseas.
Limousine Liberal before that phrase was a thing.

Guitar-wise you might be confusing Roger Waters with Floyd guitarist David Gilmour. Waters is primarily a bassist, not a guitarist. I definitely agree about his voice though. What little singing ability he did have decayed considerably by the time The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking came out.

 

[whogoesthere]

idk about lolcow, but lots of them are just retarded faggots generally. roger waters

omg yeah. dude is just a 1 hit wonder and acts like hair metal was some like paragon of rock and roll and in reality, it was like, concentration of the most skim-milk shit about rock and roll

rock and roll has always been pompous i guess, but in a lot of cases there was talent or mystique of the band to back it up. where it got cringe was these mediocre bands acting like they were the best band ever. like, watch Decline of Western Civilization Part 2...its like all these kids thinking theyre heaven-sent because they do a terrible aerosmith impression or guns n roses or something

He wasn never hair metal. In fact, a lot of them would be mocked badly by metalheads of the time. Metal was dabbling in early death metal with black metal round the corner. Even shit like Priest and Maiden were viewed with some level of tiredness from general metal fans, they wanted it much more extreme (hence the exploison of the extreme genres in the late 80s and early 90s).

Dee is also a complete fucking faggot. His inclusion in that fucking gay trial has somehow translated him into some sort of music icon. Interesting fact, most metal heads called Dee a tranny. Compared him to the first poison album cover (what in the fuck was that about)

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

There was a black metal band out of Portland that did something similar. Metal scene was ridiculous, everyone spending loads of $$$ buying "cult" underground hard to find releases.

So they'd steal other peoples music, slap their name on it, etc. Or just make up releases and put them on Encyclopaedia Metallum prompting everyone to try and track them down.

That was Velvet Cacoon. Don't forget the part where they invented their own diesel-powered guitar (the "dieselharp") and were hardcore ecoterrorists fighting da man. I remember when they got exposed, it was pretty hilarious.

He's also super autistic and his 70 wife trances around their YT vids practically nude (I'd still hit it).

Fripp is 100% an autist. Dude just sits in the corner at the King Crimson shows noodling around on his guitar/production equipment, and he's the one behind "DO NOT TAKE PICTURES UNTIL WE TELL YOU TO" signs everywhere at their shows. He also really hates online catalogues of his music.

all of them actually.

are these actually kid-fuckers, or did they just bang a 16 year old that could pass for 18?

Dave Holland from Judas Priest raped a mentally disabled 17 year old he was giving drum lessons to (he was in his mid-50s at the time). I mean I guess that is legal in some places, but it's incredibly skeevy and disgusting and wasn't legal in the UK.

The other guy alluded to, Karl Logan from Manowar, never raped anyone (that we know of) but had child porn of 4-12 year old girls.

 

[Alcoholism]

That was Velvet Cacoon. Don't forget the part where they invented their own diesel-powered guitar (the "dieselharp") and were hardcore ecoterrorists fighting da man. I remember when they got exposed, it was pretty hilarious.

Yup. And best thing about them was that a handful of those albums they put out were pretty great.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

there's a lot who have threads on here. sewerslvt, 4lung, ivy hollivana, just to name a few. basically everyone who makes hyperpop is a troon so they're all over the place.

 

[Seventh Star]

Somewhat related and I wanted to post it in the thunderdome but I'm a lazy fuck. Apparently Paul Stanley is based.

https://twitter.com/PaulStanleyLive/status/1652714287478059013?s=20

 

[CervixHammer]

Time for another turn of the Blake Judd Wheel of Drama (previous mentions in this thread: 2015, 2021.) since he is chimping out over a Facebook comment:
(archive, archive)

(archive, archive)

Spoiler: local archive

Part 2 will be up in an hour or two.....

I'm sure it will.

 

[CervixHammer]

Double-posting since I can't edit, but here's part 2:

Baiting for a sequel to the Vice article? (archive)

coked up much? lmao

 

[The Token Ethnic]

Double-posting since I can't edit, but here's part 2:

Baiting for a sequel to the Vice article? (archive)

coked up much? lmao

They're from Illinois, right? Their merch was available at a local record store and my friend kept on bugging me for their "White Powder, not White Powder" shirt.

 

[CervixHammer]

They're from Illinois, right? Their merch was available at a local record store and my friend kept on bugging me for their "White Powder, not White Powder" shirt.
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Yeah. Well, Blake is. Right now as far as I can tell the only other "member" of Nachtmystium is some Italian drummer he's never played in the same room as.

 

[Seventh Star]

They're from Illinois, right? Their merch was available at a local record store and my friend kept on bugging me for their "White Powder, not White Powder" shirt.
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That has to be the gayest fucking shirt design ever and you look like a faggot, a junkie, and a tryhard pussy if you wear it, all at the same time.

 

[The Token Ethnic]

That has to be the gayest fucking shirt design ever and you look like a faggot, a junkie, and a tryhard pussy if you wear it, all at the same time.

The back of the shirt was just as bad, if not worse than the front:

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

John Lennon was certainly a lolcow in life, especially now that the story of his life has been revisited, leading many to realize that he was actually a massive piece of shit and a fucktard.

 

[ENDTOPII]

DJ Carnage (change his alias to "Gordo").

Razor has had a really bad artist choices in the past to shill their products within the EDM/hip hop industry, but Carnage takes the price due to his constant nigger brain saying and doing retarded shit. Getting busted for pirated software and bragging about it, then keep saying he makes his own stuff when everybody knows he's just having ghost producers on the payroll. Now most DJ's are using ghost producers, or at least third party mixers do finish their stuff, heck even using pirated stuff every now and then. But one thing you don't do is to show it publicly and get dragged into a payment mess while getting memed as the most retarded nigger in the EDM world.

But to add to the Razor + FL Studio meme list:

• VARIEN - trooned out, had some mental breakdown on twitter I think. This was years ago and I can't find it due to it was a long time ago (still does the "wall of text" memes here and there). Also worked on "The Walkind Dead" I think.
• DYRO -Has (had?) a weird bass technique making all his tracks sound shit on bigger systems (stereo bass, all “good” mixed tracks ever made have that area in mono due to its acoustic reasons in PA systems). Rumors has it that a lot of collabs were canceled due to this retardation. Maybe he has changed his mind nowadays, can’t be bothered to check.
• Alan Walker - Turns out he can't make music at all, he was just an autist that ripped off the Watch_Dogs aesthetics and got one hit by spamming MIDI tweaks of one file with only Nexus presets (not making this shit up), got a ghost producer ASAP to keep the facade up unitl the shitfest video pretty much confirmed that he can't make shit. He's been coping with meme videos afterwards trying to "show" that he knows how to make some music in FL Studio, but you can clearly tell he's just still a /g/ LARPer, only difference is that he's famous.

If anybody on the farm wants to dig into the FL Studio cow world, DJ Carnage and Varien are a good start, it's not any Bossman/KingcobraJFS level stuff, but if you are into EDM, they can give you a chuckle.

But there is one more...

Spoiler: Own thread farm material

Slushii

Actually autistic, but cries everytime someone calls his music autistic as a meme (happens time to time due to obvious reasons). The most famous one was Deadmau5 calling it “autistic” and saying it's "AIDS" on a livestream. Now, of course Slushii milked the shit out of this situation to milk as much attention as possible since his sperg music sucks.

Since his Skrillex leech ride had dropped off (I think a lot of people hated his sets too, but that's a rumor) he had to drag this shit out. I don't have the clip, but I do remember Joel (Deadmau5) making a remark that he's already apologized and there is no reason to hold the grudge so to speak.
This Sluhii faggot (notice that the double ii is also because if Avicii, lmfao zero orginality), he just had to monkey branch every trend others were doing in the EDM industry, someone makes animated stuff? well...

He even tried to leech on that Pewdiepie algorithm, even when he's "big enough" to stand on his own feet. Recently he's been on a podcast streak looking like a faggot and he's already taken part an NFT scam already.

Can't bother to write more, feel free to dig into this, he's certainly cow potential.
https://linktr.ee/slushiimusic

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Sexyy Red is technically a lolcow since she likes to twerk while being pregnant, and her Pound Town song has a music video that looks like a pipeline to watch PornHub.