Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Tetragrammaton said:
i know its just a gift ring and not a wedding ring but honestly cobes marrying someone he met online and has only spent barely even a full month with in real life would be both hilarious and sad like those 30 day fiancé shows but even worse.
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It would also be like the “love after lockup” show. There are people just as brain dead as Josh on it and the women are just as nutty as NAL.
 
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Maldron the Assassin said:
I hope gorl world strings her up by her thumbs for how she treated her cat.
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Oh they will. They get mad if someone doesn’t give a cat enough attention. Now what NAL did was rough handling of the cat and while she didn’t beat it, it’s not a good look at all. Talking about spraying the cat with water and “getting the belt” isn’t gonna help her either. People despise NAL so any excuse they can have to roll on her they will.
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
But then you’d miss out on Chauncey.
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How many times has this guy "retired" from following cobra now? It's gotta be nearing double digits. Every time I've seen him stream, he seems super bitter about cobra / the "community", which is understandable, its just funny to me that he keeps covering it. I see he's still streaming cobra videos on twitch as of 3 days ago, and apparently has a discord server now.

Better not be farming twitch donations from a community you clearly resent, boy!
 
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Poonocchio said:
She's not quelled that rumour by liking the message and not clarifying that though. She knows what she's doing.
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She completely ignores that he doesn't reciprocate her words and just carries on as if he said "I love you too". -Screenshot_2024-02-14 VALENTINES DAY SNIPE KING COBRAS JFS NAL(25).png
 
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Your Landlord said:
She completely ignores that he doesn't reciprocate her words and just carries on as if he said "I love you too".View attachment 5880625
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NAL seems like the type of person who just hears what they wanna hear at all times. cobes could be entirely non verbal and simply grunt at her and she would act like he told her he loved her and called her pretty or whatever.
 
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Them Opal rings basic bitch witch/gem energy. Obviously we talking to retards so I guess anything is possible but them both agreeing the ring had magical properties is more likely than it being used as an engagement ring.

That being said though it's also not unlikely two retards who beleive gemz can fix their problems would use an opal ring for an engagement. The sigficance in their culture is unfortunately fitting.

Opal has always been associated with love and passion, as well as desire and eroticism. It is a seductive stone that intensifies emotional states and releases inhibitions. It can also act as an emotional stabilizer. Wearing an opal is said to bring about loyalty and faithfulness.


Could really go either way when u read that.

Either way it's funny 2 me cause effectively hes attached a gem to a mantis again.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
NAL seems like the type of person who just hears what they wanna hear at all times. cobes could be entirely non verbal and simply grunt at her and she would act like he told her he loved her and called her pretty or whatever.
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She’s who this song is about
So you wanna tell me that i'm lazy?
I'm really just your laid-back man
So you're trying to find where the spark went?
Well i'll get around to that when i can
Take all my faults and twist them in your head
'Til i look like a sweet and thoughtful man
Romanticize me
So you're waiting, wondering when i'll wake up?
When it comes to sleeping, i'm a talented man
You wish i'd whisper that i love you?
Just imagine it's there in everything i am
Take all my faults and twist them in your head
'Til i look like a sweet and thoughtful man
Romanticize me
If you're trying to feel better
There's one thing you can do
Take all of your dreams, and pretend they came true
See i'm really kind of wonderful
It's all about the way you choose to view it
So you should be really thankful
When i say, "come on, let's do it!"
 
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Ponzo said:
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Looks like she hid the comment.

Chernabog3000 said:
Opal has always been associated with love and passion, as well as desire and eroticism. It is a seductive stone that intensifies emotional states and releases inhibitions. It can also act as an emotional stabilizer. Wearing an opal is said to bring about loyalty and faithfulness.


Could really go either way when u read that.
Either way it's funny 2 me cause effectively hes attached a gem to a mantis again.
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He's always had a thing for fire opals. If you search on lolcowgo, there is a whole page of results. The fascination comes from some gay fire dragon story he picked up on at some point when he was younger. I don't think there's any real meaning behind it other than autism
 
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bonified retard said:
Looks like she hid the comment.


He's always had a thing for fire opals. If you search on lolcowgo, there is a whole page of results. The fascination comes from some gay fire dragon story he picked up on at some point when he was younger. I don't think there's any real meaning behind it other than autism
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Mexican red fire opals are the superior one. Though black opals are rarer & generally pricier per carat, the two most expensive opals in the world are both red. They can be grandma-esque, in a vintage way. Talking natural opals, not lab grown trash. Very delicate though, prone to chip when hit hard. If going down the opal route, get a red fire opal. NAL’s ring looks like a little lab grown thing, they’re calling that a fire opal, lmao.
 
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