Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Positron]

I do love when people try to OD on Ibuprofen. Both it and Acetaminophen kill via intense toxicity to the liver and kidneys

Ibuprofen does not kill quickly; it is a chronic renal toxin. Taken as a huge pile of pills it might stick to your gastrointestinal tract and cause acute erosions and bleeding. Acetaminophen (Tylenol) is of course a famous suicide drug.

I find it odd particularly as reintroducing science in to the argument is provides logical answers and solutions to all of the major 'issues' related to trans people.

As a side note - it feels like there is an risk that no more evidence for the biological reasons for transsexualism will be studied because its not a topic of interest anymore,

No one is interested in studying something that might jeopardize your career.

The Science -- real Science -- is unambiguous: transwomen are men and transmen are women. The interesting thing is how they got that way, and ideologues would rather not recognize the truth. My side note: even recognize that a phenomenon has an innate, biological origin does not mean we should not change it. Cancer has an innate biological origin too.

Whatever happened to the classic technique of running a hose from the exhaust through the window and turning the engine on?

What if her car is a Tesla?

 

[Hassou Tobi]

The post is so on the nose I suspected it of being a TERF troll, but nope, it's a real account and he looks like this:

It still just seems too fake.

Maybe what happened is a woman gave him a dirty look in public because he’s an agp freak and he wrote out a whole “TERF persecuted me” fantasy to try to process it?

 

[M as in Mancy]

Ive had plenty of trauma but ive never had the desire to cut my dick off

Honestly, trauma affects everyone in different ways. Some people are able to recover from it and live normal lives, others get addicted to drugs, get into abusive relationships or become self destructive in other ways, and some troon out. It probably depends on a combination of nature and nurture.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Whether this is doable with skirts, I don't know, but a dress for a man would be more like a man's shirt or suit jacket in the upper, to highlight and accentuate male shoulders.

You're essentially describing a cassock: tailored for a man on the top, party on the bottom. Cassocks can look pretty good on the right guy, especially with tailoring and/or a cincture.

Spoiler: accessories

And if you're worried about your weak shoulders, instead of ruching out the sleeve like you might in a ladies' dress, you can throw on a little cape.

Whatever happened to the classic technique of running a hose from the exhaust through the window and turning the engine on?

I blame the film Midsommar for misrepresenting the methodology of carbon monoxide suicide (and murder). It was cool-looking, and I hope the director did it for that reason, and not in an attempt to save lives.

 

[FrancineCansMcGee]

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But wait that's just the tip of the L.....

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Getting that full male privilege experience.

 

[Local Farmer]

male trannies despairing at not having the idealized little girl experience of a slumberparty link

It really goes to show that these people were just isolated losers who thaought becoming a women would be an easy way to make friends. Every aspect of women hood that their incel tranny mind can comprehend is that of the most eccentric aspect of it.

They probably were weird losers throughout their life and that’s why they never got a sleep over to their friends house or invited them to do things. Now they want that through their escapist fetish.

I hate them dislike them so fucking much

Yeah, I went to plenty of Sleepovers as a kid somewhere outdoors in the backyard in tents AKA Fake City Camping or inside like the 1st time we watched Night Breed. I even witnessed some girl sleepovers because my friends had sisters our age and we'd like to fuck with the girls for fun. Their sleepovers weren't much different than ours watching movies and bullshitting mostly. But that's not what troons are envisioning in their coomer rattled minds they fetishize it like they do all aspects of womanhood and they're envisioning some porn fantasy of pillow fights that led to sexual "experimentation".

Troons are perverted outcast and given many never got invited to sleepovers they apparently always were.

The default explaination for a Troons mindset is their fetish. They can’t think of anything else except what fantasies they goon off too. They are incapable of any form of critical or moral reasoning to discern wither or not something is true or is a porn fantasy. Most humans are deep down complex creatures with complicated emotions and interpersonal relationships, not to the tranny. The tranny only see things through the eye of their penis.

Why do they want to dress up as women in public? Their penis. Why do they want to be in everyone’s business? Their penis. Why do they want to use a women’s room? Their penis. Why do they invade women’s spaces? Their penis? Why do they want slumber parties with girls? Their penis.

Even Troons who have gouged out their dick like oedipus gouging out his eyes in shame for fucking his mother only think of one thing and one thing only, their penis.

Did you know what Aristotle defined a man as? A rational animal. If only he could have seen Troons today and realized that their in fact men, who are not rational, but only think of their penis.

I see on here often people trying to understand a Troons thoughts or actions or why they do the crazy Troons toon shit that they do. We can say it’s some fake shit like “mental illness” or “drugs” but inevitably it boils down to one thing and one thing only, “how do I get off tonight?”

Humans have developed for thousands of years to form a brain so complex that it became the apex predator of animal kingdom. And why did this happen according to the troon? So that they could get off. Do they care about history? Do they care about their country? Do they care about society? Do they even care about their family? No. They only care about their penis. That is the only god which they worship. Each goon sesh is a mass to their decadence and each women they harass is their solemnity. Porn sites are their holy texts and their written out violent rape fantasy’s are their confessional. That is the only thing they live for, that is the only thing they want. They envy to have simpler brains of animals that only think about their penis.

TTD my brothers and sisters, TTD

Pedojacketing

There's a new word

Pedophiles are using it to distract from the criticism that they are, in fact, pedophiles

 

[FinnSven]

What if her car is a Tesla?

Ok well there is the other time honored method of sinking a bottle of vodka then driving the car off a bridge.

Unless that’s now impossible in a Tesla?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ok well there is the other time honored method of sinking a bottle of vodka then driving the car off a bridge.

Unless that’s now impossible in a Tesla?

No worries; Angela Chao tested this one out recently and it still works fine.

 

[Battery Low]

Remember, we must have use "REVOLUTIONARY METHODS"

...says our brave revolutionary who is too afraid of getting banned off fucking reddit to mention what those methods might be.

The absolute state of these people. Of course all youre you're going to do is whinge en masse via email because it's all you annoying, lazy dickheads do every time you don't like something. It's why everyone is so sick of you. That, and the literally everything else you do.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Yeah, I went to plenty of Sleepovers as a kid somewhere outdoors in the backyard in tents AKA Fake City Camping or inside like the 1st time we watched Night Breed. I even witnessed some girl sleepovers because my friends had sisters our age and we'd like to fuck with the girls for fun. Their sleepovers weren't much different than ours watching movies and bullshitting mostly. But that's not what troons are envisioning in their coomer rattled minds they fetishize it like they do all aspects of womanhood and they're envisioning some porn fantasy of pillow fights that led to sexual "experimentation".

Troons are perverted outcast and given many never got invited to sleepovers they apparently always were.

I still don't know what girls do at sleepovers and I can legally own a house. But it's definitely not comparing breast sizes or having cute underwear contests. Even the most sex crazy teen should know that.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Sleepovers and slumber parties are still pretty common, it's an easy way to offload your kid onto someone else for a day while knowing they'll (probably) be okay.

I'm sure they are, but I imagine it's just a bunch of girls sitting around staring at their phones all night. What troons want is the stereotypical lying in a circle in their pyjamas, kicking their feet in the air and talking about N*Sync before they have a pillow fight and practise kissing.

AKA a coomer fantasy.

 

[Marche]

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If there is one thing I know about homosexuals is that they have the lowest of lowest standards. the problem these people are having not being able to get with homosexuals is the fact THEY ARE WOMEN, GAY MEN DON'T LIKE WOMEN.

 

[Nigor]

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Even fucking Brianna wu is chiming in lmfao

 

[Terfmaster9000]

If there is one thing I know about homosexuals is that they have the lowest of lowest standards. the problem these people are having not being able to get with homosexuals is the fact THEY ARE WOMEN, GAY MEN DON'T LIKE WOMEN.

What? Homo men are notorious for being extremely picky about looks and build. They don't want to fuck an ugly gay guy, and they DEFINITELY do not want to fuck a fucking troon with a roll of flesh between its legs. (or worse, a vagina.) They know what they like and they will roast a fat or ugly guy out of the room if he tries to make a move above his league (unless they are specifically into bears).

It's the lesbians who often have lower standards re: physical looks and go for the personality/value fit. Lil pooner will never get it from a gay guy. They could get it from a bi/straight guy lying to them, though.

 

[Inside your walls]

 

[babyTAP]

I gotta hand it to them, in retrospect it was objectively hilarious. But troons always seem to leave out the part of "girlhood" where everyone is a fucking sociopath.

For me, peak sociopathy was coordinating with my dad for him to start ripping through the front and back yards and wraparound porch in the middle of the night wearing the beekeeper suit with the chainsaw rarin’ right as the end credits of The Exorcist rolled. One girl was spooked so badly she went home (didn’t affect the friendship, she was a return guest). After my dad went to bed the remaining girls and I played a couple rounds of the choking game. I was too scared to actually pass out so I faked it, as I’m pretty sure everyone did. Memories!

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

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I like that this made up fantasy still has an animal correctly sexing them. Notice how it's only whether or not they pass to people that they care about, so all this talk about the biological possibility of transitioning is just a cover for again the real desire of being recognized by other humans as the opposite sex.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

I like that this made up fantasy still has an animal correctly sexing them. Notice how it's only whether or not they pass to people that they care about, so all this talk about the biological possibility of transitioning is just a cover for again the real desire of being recognized by other humans as the opposite sex.

My friend has a dog that barks at men only (its a traumatised dog she took from a shelter, it was probably badly hurt by a man in the past) so I believe this actually happened lmao.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

My friend has a dog that barks at men only (its a traumatised dog she took from a shelter, it was probably badly hurt by a man in the past) so I believe this actually happened lmao.

I 100% believe the dog barked at them, I just think the part about the old lady validating them is an "embellishment of the truth". Especially since the lady apparently said men, but then also said females.

Even in their femme fantasies they still betray the incel brain.

 

[General Disarray]

Its all fun and games until some shitbag brings up their kids.

All I can think of is when my dad shaved his ubiquitous moustache when I was a kid. I was traumatized; it was like Burt Reynolds sans 'stache. Just that minor change really freaked little me out.

There were standards back in the day and as much as we thought how cool it would be to show up to school with blue hair or wearing sweatpants, we never truly imagined that the adult world would cater to our childish wants and our parents would NEVER. Come to think further on this point, none of my friends in school had divorced parents or were kids of single moms. Who could have seen this coming? It all happened so. fucking. fast I can only come to the conclusion it's been a part of the end-game all along via cultural engineering - long march through the institutions and all that "jazz" (pun intended).

I feel so bad for kids finding themselves burdened with these lunatic parents. Childhood is rough enough as it is.