Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

Squealer said:
That honestly sounds like horseshit. You seem like the type that cries wolf, or more appropriately the girl who cries Shmorky . The two of you seem made for each other. And to be fair, I'm pretty sure YOU abused him as well. You should post more nudes of him, it makes you out to be a huge hypocritical abusive spastic.
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If that's what you want to believe, that's fine. I never touched him and I did more for him than I'm sure most people would. Lowtax may have bought him a washer but I got him a whole new apartment in a place he loved. When I first arrived at his house there wasn't a stitch of food in it because he didn't have a car to drive to the grocery store and his house looked like something that an episode of hoarders threw up. I changed all of that for him. I did a lot for him and put up with a lot for him because I loved him. I even warned him before we dated that I was diagnosed with Schizoaffective and had a history of episodes, and he accepted that wholeheartedly. I think I would know better than you as I was the one who was actually there. The primary reason I came here was because I feel terrible about the trouble I caused Lowtax and wanted to apologize, then questions were asked, so I answered them. Like I said though, you're entitled to your own beliefs and opinions and I'm fine with that.

Beowulf said:
Reading over the SoSe thread, you mentioned something about his mother mention some "dark secret" in his past. If I remember correctly, she asked him if you knew about "it" without any details.

Did you ever find out what that was, or is it just another mystery?
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We were sitting at the table and his mother leaned in to Shmorky and asked "does she know ABOUT you?" in this really dead serious, ominous tone and he just stayed silent. She also casually mentioned him witnessing a murder once. We never got deeper into that. There seemed to be a lot of messed up things about Shmorky's past. According to him his brothers would beat the shit out of him and he grew up so poor he often went without electricity and food. He said his dad and uncle also abused him, to the point of his uncle actually stabbing him through the hand once. He showed me the scar so I assume it's true. His parents trailer just really gave me the creeps. Bad vibes in there. It's not a place I would want to grow up.

Guinan's hats said:
What kind of garbage does Shmorky like to eat?

I'm like a fangirl
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He was a very strict vegan, and looooved sweets. He would eat cookies and donuts non-stopped. He would exercise on a stationary bike all the time, but would be eating cookies while he exercised on it. I thought it was cute. Though the vegan thing made picking out restaurants a hell of a time. There aren't too many vegan joints in bumfuck Missouri.

Pickle Inspector said:
Oh yeah, that reminds me, any information about him claiming to be fae or otherwise non human? I remember seeing something about that while skimming through the Something Senstive thread. (Or maybe it was Lowtax who mentioned it in this thread, I forget)
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He would joke around about being a faerie, or an ephemeral being. He was serious about being a genderless nonbinary though and would STRICTLY go by they/them pronouns. I wasn't used to saying a singular 'they' in a sentence so I got yelled at a lot for fucking that up.

Doc Cassidy said:
Did he make this claim often, or was it just on occasion? In what ways did he talk about it? Any details on that would be great.
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He made it quite often. He said he should have been born a girl. Maybe he was born some type of intersex, I don't know, but I think it was mostly just wishful thinking on his part. He also claimed to have a monthly 'period' that involed cramps and mood swings, and my god did he get moody.

I think the saddest thing is that deep down, Shmorky is a good guy whose personality was badly warped by his circumstances growing up. Falling in with better people would have helped him get over that and become a great guy. With his looks, intellect, and sense of humor he could have been a star. Instead, he fell in with Tumblr culture and got sucked into the cult of social justice obsession, which fed on his vulnerability and further warped him into an ultra introverted, permavictim, narcissistic gender spectacle. Anyway, I'm gonna get some sleep, I'll catch up with this thread tomorrow.
 
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Mandarys_Milan said:
I think the saddest thing is that deep down, Shmorky is a good guy whose personality was badly warped by his circumstances growing up. Falling in with better people would have helped him get over that and become a great guy. With his looks, intellect, and sense of humor he could have been a star. Instead, he fell in with Tumblr culture and got sucked into the cult of social justice obsession, which fed on his vulnerability and further warped him into an ultra introverted, permavictim, narcissistic gender spectacle. Anyway, I'm gonna get some sleep, I'll catch up with this thread tomorrow.
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Well unfortunately that sort of culture has become far too attractive for some folks to pass up. Why actually live life when you can become a tumblr-style SJW and become the special victimised protagonist to your own story? As well, when you come back, don't ask if we want to see some random pic or whatever if you have it available, just post it. We have an extremely detailed wiki about every minute fact on Chris Chan, we live for random tidbits of info, even if it's just some pic of a mole he happens to have on the bottom of his left testicle.
 
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AnOminous said:
Yes, and it's why you could end up with your own thread.

This was the point of my advice.
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Nah she's alright she's just mental in the head.

@Mandarys_Milan will you become @Null's girlfriend and pay for all his everything? We love Null and he's a great guy but he basically can't turn a dollar and needs a strong musclebound woman to keep him in his place. Also if money gets tight and you have to make him give blowjobs for rent none of us would really care.
 
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Dynastia said:
@Mandarys_Milan will you become @Null's girlfriend and pay for all his everything? We love Null and he's a great guy but he basically can't turn a dollar and needs a strong musclebound woman to keep him in his place. Also if money gets tight and you have to make him give blowjobs for rent none of us would really care.
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What I wouldn't give to have those uncannily wide-set eyes bobbing up and down between my legs
 
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Squealer said:
That honestly sounds like horseshit. You seem like the type that cries wolf, or more appropriately the girl who cries Shmorky . The two of you seem made for each other. And to be fair, I'm pretty sure YOU abused him as well. You should post more nudes of him, it makes you out to be a huge hypocritical abusive spastic.
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Calm down.
 
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I've read through this whole thread, but sometimes I'm a forgetful kiwi, so forgive me if this has been answered.

You said you two met two years ago. That's not very long ago considering you had to meet, decide you liked him enough to move across the US with him, get engaged, get unengaged, and wind up on kiwi talkin shit.

I'm curious about the timeline, and how you guys met.

What were the circumstances under which you met? Any cute romance stories that got your heart a thumpin?

What caused you to move across the US with this guy?

Why was he so into living in bum fuck Spokane?

What did a normal day look like for you two, and what were some fun things you did together?

You mentioned he likely did meth and often spent money on things without telling you where it went. Do you think he could be an addict of sorts?

What were his reasons for being vegan?

Did you ever tell him you didn't enjoy his blatant degeneracy, and if so, how did he respond?

What was the sweetest thing he ever did for you?

Why didn't he have a license?

Sorry for all the questions. Shmorks here really intrigues me.

PS don't pay attention to idiots like @Squealer. He's just got some sand in his vagina and probably a boner for some good ol klurf porn. We generally just down vote weens like that into oblivion and staff members kick 'em out.
 
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Null said:
NO NO NO.
WHAT DO YOU
WANT FROM ME?
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I LIKE YOU!! I LIKE DARREN!! HE IS MY FRIEND!!

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