Off-Topic "Celebrity" troonout predictions - Social media personalities, influencers, wannabes, and actual celebrities that you think may troon out in the future.

[Nigga who likes thighs]

I have a weird feeling Pyrocynical will troon out soon. Look at him.
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ever since the inflation fetish and pyro mod controversy hes been on a downward spiral

 

[Smar Mijou]

I don't think he'll necessarily go full-troon, But it wouldn't surprise me if Hugh Jackman eventually comes out as heavily bisexual/gay. Not only did he recently divorce his long-time wife, after years of what seemed like obsessive fawning over her, he's always had that metrosexual aura around him when not playing up the Wolverine/action star archetype. Of course in the slim chance he goes full-troon the Hugh Jackman to Huge-ACK, Man! jokes could write themselves.

Why do people always think becoming non binary=alien resurrection haircut?

I think it's more a symbol of cutting away your femininity, since the pooners and pretend pooners/transtrenders always put so much emphasis on their hair and other superficial appearance aspects. You know, typical woman things. Plus, it's the easiest way to join the "community" and show that you're a True Ally and totally seriously very serious, for realz! about (insert Current Thing here) while gaining asspats/SJW points without actually doing anything.

She shaved it to show support to iranian women who were protesting by shaving their heads, not as a troon thing.

Oh great, so instead of going the Trans route. She appears to have instead inherited her mom's batshit crazy "activist" tendencies. Arguably not much better.

 

[Slur.EXE]

Former dsmp member and Minecraft Brit Eret has been riding the genderfluid faggot train for a few years and it is not looking good for him kiwibros.


He does take care of his hair. Twitter Archive

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sad.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Speculation more than prediction, but I've been wondering if Penn Jillette is going to pull an Izzard.

Long hair, nail polish, kink enjoyer and he's always been quick to wear lipstick or heels for a photo. Back in the day, he'd say something about having a healthily androgynous mindset, or that it was cheaper to put on lipstick for a close-up photo of tying a cherry stem than to pay for rights from Sherilyn Fenn.

But now he's an aging low-level celebrity vocally supportive of his daughter trooning out. Mr. Euphoric Libertarian is bafflingly oblivious to how the trans talking points fit with a new, state-sponsored religion.

I could see him at least laying claim to nonbinary.

I just noticed his daughter — the one that got somewhat famous because they gave her a stupid name— Moxie Crimefighter Jillette is now a transman.
She also goes by Luka and her pronouns are he/him. She refers to herself as a gay boy and has a boyfriend. instagram

 

[Your_deadname_here]

This guy Ryan Anderson. Just a guess.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I just noticed his daughter — the one that got somewhat famous because they gave her a stupid name— Moxie Crimefighter Jillette is now a transman.
She also goes by Luka and her pronouns are he/him. She refers to herself as a gay boy and has a boyfriend. instagram

That's the one I was referencing. Someone posted an article here taking Penn to task for being Mr. Big Loud Atheist but bowing to trans like the religion it is. And a Child Shall Mislead Them In that thread, @Diana Moon Glampers has some more info about why exactly Moxie might not want to be a woman, given her specific childhood.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Jillette’s also stopped using the term “female magicians” in favor of “people who self-identify as women in magic” (that’s not even remotely cumbersome). And most batshit of all, he supports the use of “gender-free playing cards,” in which king, queen, and jack are replaced by “gold, silver, and bronze.”

Back in 2014, Jillette bragged on his podcast about how he’d raised Moxie to “laugh at God.”

Our dinner table conversation is I would say at least one-quarter correcting pronouns,” Jillette revealed on a recent episode, castigating himself for still occasionally calling Moxie “she.”

I still have a lot of legacy respect for Jillette, but let's be honest... his kids were always going to be fucked up. He and his wife had a separate house that was a sex dungeon, for fuck's sake.

This is a man who raised his daughter in a household of "polyamorous" relationships, a house where photos and images of naked women were abundant and out in public. No similar images of naked men. How would it feel to grow up in a house where women were basically treated as playthings for your wealthy parents and scenery for guests to discuss as if they weren't even human? That's what Moxie grew up with. No wonder she didn't want to be a girl.

Jesus I didn't realize Penn was such a degenerate. Poor girl.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jesus I didn't realize Penn was such a degenerate. Poor girl.

I always knew Penn was a self-centered dork who took on a big personality to hide that; stage magic is not the same as being a rock star. I thought he was cool for accomplishing that much, although even in my early teens I knew that you should never quote Bob Dylan as though it's proving your point about anything, Penn you giant dork. He has a lot of little tells like that, moreso if you read his books. And of course he patented the hot tub with the specific genital jets.

The horny polyamorous nerds with questionable relationships whom I have met played board games, but Penn would not stick out among them, especially if he weren't standing at his full height. (Even more so before he lost weight.) If he were 20 years younger, he would definitely be a seven-foot hon on heels by now, judging by what's happened to the rest of them.

If Penn just hadn't had the kids it wouldn't be a tragedy. Some people are not good parent material, and Penn could have kept being safe-edgy in public, consensual horny in gaudy Vegas semi-private, and plugged along on the D-list and in fond memories of people who once had a nose ring, forever. The problem is that he didn't change his lifestyle and still had the kids.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

if Hugh Jackman eventually comes out as heavily bisexual/gay

Pretty open secret he’s with his PT. He’s old school musical theatre gay though, so I don’t see a big reveal happening.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Jesus I didn't realize Penn was such a degenerate. Poor girl.

He's really disgusting. I listened to a couple of podcasts where he was the guest and almost all he talked about was the parties he'd constantly be having at his house and how everyone was drunk, high and naked all the time.

 

[OttoWest]

Add another one to the theybe pile.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s daughter Serafina is now “Finn”. Affleck’s wife Jennifer Lopez has a daughter Emme of similar age to Serafina who is also a theybe. Social contagion amongst step siblings.

If I had a nickel for every celebrity kid who has trooned/embyied out I could buy this thread a round of drinks.

Here’s a running list: Cher, Jamie Lee Curtis & Christopher Guest, Dwayne Wade & Gabrielle Union, Charlize Theron, Liev Schreiber & Naomi Watts, Cynthia Nixon, Warren Beatty & Annette Bening, Daniel Day-Lewis, Jean Smart, Sade, Sigourney Weaver, David Tennant, Megan Fox, Marlon Wayans, Ally Sheedy- just off the top of my head.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

If I had a nickel for every celebrity kid who has trooned/embyied out I could buy this thread a round of drinks.

Here’s a running list: Cher, Jamie Lee Curtis & Christopher Guest, Dwayne Wade & Gabrielle Union, Charlize Theron, Liev Schreiber & Naomi Watts, Cynthia Nixon, Warren Beatty & Annette Bening, Daniel Day-Lewis, Jean Smart, Sade, Sigourney Weaver, David Tennant, Megan Fox, Marlon Wayans, Ally Sheedy- just off the top of my head.

I suspect that it has something to do with Hollywood famously being full of paedophiles.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

Fin. Sopranos fans, the Affkeck's? What I want to know is, whatever happened to Rock Hudson? You know, the gay, closeted type?

 

[batteredpancakes]

Here’s a running list: Cher, Jamie Lee Curtis & Christopher Guest, Dwayne Wade & Gabrielle Union, Charlize Theron, Liev Schreiber & Naomi Watts, Cynthia Nixon, Warren Beatty & Annette Bening, Daniel Day-Lewis, Jean Smart, Sade, Sigourney Weaver, David Tennant, Megan Fox, Marlon Wayans, Ally Sheedy- just off the top of my head.

Cynthia Nixon's kid straight up looks like she has a genetic disorder now.

Odds were very against her. She's plain looking, a child of celebrities and a child of lesbians.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Cartoonist Roz Chast's daughter Nina was a lesbian but is now Pete; I found this out via a forward she wrote to a really dumb guide to gender that's already out of date, due to being printed on paper.

I don't think anyone's molesting the children of New Yorker cartoonists, though the amount of generalized anxiety in Chast's oeuvre is probably hereditary, one way or another so that can't have helped. Also "Pete" is a therapist now.

 

[Lucille Bluth]

I don't think he'll necessarily go full-troon, But it wouldn't surprise me if Hugh Jackman eventually comes out as heavily bisexual/gay. Not only did he recently divorce his long-time wife, after years of what seemed like obsessive fawning over her, he's always had that metrosexual aura around him when not playing up the Wolverine/action star archetype. Of course in the slim chance he goes full-troon the Hugh Jackman to Huge-ACK, Man! jokes could write themselves.

Hugh Jackman being gay or bi has been rumoured for years. There was internet speculation when paparazzi photos of him and his (now former?) male business partner/trainer came to light. Supposedly, there were quotes from his soon-to-be ex-wife claiming he was "definitely straight" sent to People magazine, the Daily Mail or something like that.

Anyways, my guess would be Pedro Pascal. Either gay/bi, or troon/non-binary. The dude has had gay rumours surrounding him for years and one of his brothers came out as a tranny a couple years ago.

There's old footage of him from 1997 and his voice sounded much more effeminate. He was like 23 at this time so he was surely finished with puberty by then.
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[OttoWest]

Hugh Jackman being gay or bi has been rumoured for years. There was internet speculation when paparazzi photos of him and his (now former?) male business partner/trainer came to light. Supposedly, there were quotes from his soon-to-be ex-wife claiming he was "definitely straight" sent to People magazine, the Daily Mail or something like that.




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Anyways, my guess would be Pedro Pascal. Either gay/bi, or troon/non-binary. The dude has had gay rumours surrounding him for years and one of his brothers came out as a tranny a couple years ago.

There's old footage of him from 1997 and his voice sounded much more effeminate. He was like 23 at this time so he was surely finished with puberty by then.
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Hugh and his former assistant (later business) partner John Palermo even wore matching rings.

Pedro Pascal is gay. That’s not a big secret. I’ve wondered what the story is about his young brother Lucas (now Lux) trooning out. Their family story is pretty fucked up.

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Pascal’s parents were both doctors, dad an OBGYN, mom a psychiatrist. They fled Chile under Pinochet and landed in NYC, thanks to their wealth and connections. Later dad Jose Balmaceda and several other doctors opened a high demand fertility clinic in California associated with the UC system. Except turns out dad and the other docs were inseminating women with sperm from other men, ie not their husbands or partners or implanting fertilized eggs from other patients. So women were unknowing giving birth to babies that were not their own or not their husbands. It was a huge scandal. Rather than face the music, the doctors all blamed each other, dad fled back to Chile where he now lives in exile since he owes a fuck ton of money back in the US thanks to the numerous lawsuits filed against the practice. Psychiatrist mom killed herself.

 

[Smar Mijou]

Add another one to the theybe pile.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s daughter Serafina is now “Finn”. Affleck’s wife Jennifer Lopez has a daughter Emme of similar age to Serafina who is also a theybe. Social contagion amongst step siblings.

If I had a nickel for every celebrity kid who has trooned/embyied out I could buy this thread a round of drinks.

Here’s a running list: Cher, Jamie Lee Curtis & Christopher Guest, Dwayne Wade & Gabrielle Union, Charlize Theron, Liev Schreiber & Naomi Watts, Cynthia Nixon, Warren Beatty & Annette Bening, Daniel Day-Lewis, Jean Smart, Sade, Sigourney Weaver, David Tennant, Megan Fox, Marlon Wayans, Ally Sheedy- just off the top of my head.

Magic Johnson's son looks like a knockoff from a 90's In Living Color skit, and wasn't there some Nig-nog rapper with a troon son that came out recently as well? As well as a couple of Basketballers. It's definitely an epidemic of the wealthy.

Hugh Jackman being gay or bi has been rumoured for years. There was internet speculation when paparazzi photos of him and his (now former?) male business partner/trainer came to light. Supposedly, there were quotes from his soon-to-be ex-wife claiming he was "definitely straight" sent to People magazine, the Daily Mail or something like that.
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Anyways, my guess would be Pedro Pascal. Either gay/bi, or troon/non-binary. The dude has had gay rumours surrounding him for years and one of his brothers came out as a tranny a couple years ago.

There's old footage of him from 1997 and his voice sounded much more effeminate. He was like 23 at this time so he was surely finished with puberty by then.
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Wait, I'm not being facetious, but I thought that Pedro Pascal was actually outwardly gay? I know he has a troon "sister" that he always crows about, but I didn't know he was still in the closet as well.

 

[KingLiberty76]

David Tennant

Considering he has a 14 year old son that is somehow Non-Binary, I wouldn't be shocked at this, granted he might be too old to troon out at this point considering he's 52 years old.

 

[Lucille Bluth]

Wait, I'm not being facetious, but I thought that Pedro Pascal was actually outwardly gay? I know he has a troon "sister" that he always crows about, but I didn't know he was still in the closet as well.

Nope. AFAIK, Pedro's not openly out (yet)... but even a blind man can see through the bullshit.

Hugh and his former assistant (later business) partner John Palermo even wore matching rings.

Pedro Pascal is gay. That’s not a big secret. I’ve wondered what the story is about his young brother Lucas (now Lux) trooning out. Their family story is pretty fucked up.

Yeah, the rings were extremely odd.

I thought the mom was a psychologist, not a full-blown psychiatrist. The parents definitely played a part in why one son trooned out. I wonder how fucked the other two siblings are. Many troons and enbys have (in addition to their mental illness) past trauma (i.e - rape, abuse, etc). I can't imagine Pedro Pascal or any of his siblings growing up in a normal and healthy envinonrnment.

As for Pedro being a glass closet case, I've always wondered if the case was due to his large family. Chloe Grace Mortez has four brothers and two of them are gay. Pedro has 3 siblings and many (30+) cousins. I've heard a theory that having larger familes may increase the chances or at least one of them being alphabet community members. The rational for being gay/lesbian/bi is that it exists as a form of genetic variation and population control since same-sex couples cannot biologically have children among themselves. Since relations that can (from a human POV) be perceived as homosexual/bisexual have been found in just about non-human animal species, this seems like a logical explanation. Troons are a different beast since humans cannot actually change their sex but their thinking may just be nature's cruel way of saying we can't all be normal.