Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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I watched a video breaking down his third arrest and I roll my eyes at how these dents just keep blaming the entire system like it's their fault Larson doesn't stay behind bars and in the same sentence reports strangers are giving him money and buying him hotel rooms.
This is textbook TikTok degeneracy. These are the same people who, very recently, made lighting yourself on fire a trend. I have never seen so many people trying to insert themselves into a cows life. He gets all of this money and positive attention because he's a meme, never mind that he's a violent disabled man known for hurting himself and others.
 
Sooner or later this will surely end up in a real sentence
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This video is one of the most amazing and invigorating pieces of media I have ever had the privilege of viewing. I believe that Daniel has been taking steroids or smoking crack or something because this is not like any other high-pitched freakout he's had at Panera Bread or Haagen-Dazs. This is pure unfettered masculine rage and hatred. The sound of Daniel screaming "KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL" while frothing at the mouth and Hurricane Fucking Katrina hitting the microphone makes me envision a 800-pound silverback gorilla who has been served crack cocaine, which was made out of the finest Colombian coca leaves that would make Pablo Escobar cry, and cooked in the dirtiest, dingiest microwave in the Chicago O'Block, singlehandedly raping and killing an entire enemy tribe in the jungle.
Absolutely beautiful video. 10/10
 
This video is one of the most amazing and invigorating pieces of media I have ever had the privilege of viewing. I believe that Daniel has been taking steroids or smoking crack or something because this is not like any other high-pitched freakout he's had at Panera Bread or Haagen-Dazs. This is pure unfettered masculine rage and hatred. The sound of Daniel screaming "KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL" while frothing at the mouth and Hurricane Fucking Katrina hitting the microphone makes me envision a 800-pound silverback gorilla who has been served crack cocaine, which was made out of the finest Colombian coca leaves that would make Pablo Escobar cry, and cooked in the dirtiest, dingiest microwave in the Chicago O'Block, singlehandedly raping and killing an entire enemy tribe in the jungle.
Absolutely beautiful video. 10/10
Daniel does not consume any type of drug (including his own psych meds) which makes the video even more unhinged. It's entirely his own mania fueling his anger. One of the all time lolcow rage videos I've ever seen.
 
Genuine question: did he catch something while I wasn't paying attention to him? I have never seen someone spew drool and snot like this while ranting and raving. He's not crying, even though his eyes are bloodshot. His voice isn't cracking or wavering like he's crying or was crying recently either, this is pure unfettered rage. I'm not a doctor, but was he ever prone to seizures at any point? Frothing at the mouth in rage is (mostly) an expression, but if you have a minor seizure I think you can start drooling like this. What's getting me is that it's not like, normal spitting during a psychotic anger episode, this is stringy, milky drool. Maybe he was seizing and in the heat of the moment started having an episode? I'm just so fucking stunned, holy shit what a tard tantrum. Is it really pure anger that's making him spit up like this?
 
Genuine question: did he catch something while I wasn't paying attention to him? I have never seen someone spew drool and snot like this while ranting and raving.
I hate to be disgusting, but I think he needs to poop.

When someone needs to poop, the mucus membranes are activated to facilitate the excretion. It's not just the mucus membrane in the rectal area, all mucus membranes throughout the body are activated when someone needs to go. This includes the sinuses in their face.

You may notice when you're sitting on the toilet that you feel a need to blow your nose. That's totally normal.

So that's my hypothesis of why he's snotting so much and not crying.
 
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Does he have a solar panel installed to charge his phone, or how can he walk two marathons in the span of two days and not run out of battery?
He carries a charger on him I think, he got in trouble in the past when a guy caught Dan stealing electricity on his doorstep. So there's a chance he might be stealing electricity from any spots along the way, might carry a powerbank too.

The way he repeats the words kill and bomb remind me of those autistic Caillou gets grounded videos little kids make, I half expected Daniel to shout "Bob you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded".
 
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He has once again blessed us with foot pics
The weens need to convince him to start smearing his feet with Vaseline every day. Vaseline is hydrophobic and stops trench foot.
A doctor could also tell him this, but he’s much more likely to listen to one of his managers. So far doctors only tell him “you need to get off the streets” which is true but unrealistic.
I guess a few months in prison or an institution would also work.

I don’t want to see him get his feet amputated because he will be much less funny if he’s just sitting on a street corner in a junky wheelchair, rattling a cup of quarters while singing Roaring Thunder.
 
He has once again blessed us with foot pics
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Can we get a NSFL prompt over those images?


Lmao it's so fucking windy here today. 100mph gusts. My patio door has sounded like a deflating balloon for 8 hours now.
The wind has been fucking BRUTAL!

Had to lock the front storm door last night so it didn’t decide to fuck off lol. Glad it’s mostly over now.

Was there even a tornado warning/watch yesterday? I don’t think there was?
 
I guess a few months in prison or an institution would also work.
Prison might be Daniels best opportunity, it would give him some low end medical care to fix that trench foot, also dental care to fix that beak. He would be forced to learn to socialize or get his ass kicked on a daily basis. If he tried talking to prisoners like he does normal people they would beat him senseless. The only bad thing that could happen is if he is sent to a prison that has contraband cell phones and the inmates find out he's a possible pedo then he would constantly get his ass kicked just because that's what happens to pedos in there. But it's still better then his current living situation freezing his ass off in colorado.

I honestly don't get how he keeps getting out of county jail, where I'm at in the south east out county jail is overfilled with homeless people sitting on tiny $50-$100 bonds for trespassing, they end up having to do a week to a month which isn't much time, I've even seen some guys in there for a $25 bond the guy I'm thinking of had the money he just didn't want to spend it so he did his week or two in jail.
 
Prison might be Daniels best opportunity, it would give him some low end medical care to fix that trench foot, also dental care to fix that beak. He would be forced to learn to socialize or get his ass kicked on a daily basis. If he tried talking to prisoners like he does normal people they would beat him senseless. The only bad thing that could happen is if he is sent to a prison that has contraband cell phones and the inmates find out he's a possible pedo then he would constantly get his ass kicked just because that's what happens to pedos in there. But it's still better then his current living situation freezing his ass off in colorado.

I honestly don't get how he keeps getting out of county jail, where I'm at in the south east out county jail is overfilled with homeless people sitting on tiny $50-$100 bonds for trespassing, they end up having to do a week to a month which isn't much time, I've even seen some guys in there for a $25 bond the guy I'm thinking of had the money he just didn't want to spend it so he did his week or two in jail.
Colorado is fucking weird about what/who they charge and how long they stay.
I don’t have any clue HOW he keeps getting out either, maybe bs lax judges?
It’s getting warmer sadly so less chance of a larcicle until next winter.
 
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