Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Fascist Frederick]

tammy's sorta looking like a snack in this one ngl

That bitch is a full thanksgiving dinner, not a snack. In fact she's the freeze dried thanksgiving dinner Jack tried to poison a military base with.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Major difference is this man seems to have led a more fulfilling life, acknowledge he could do better and will work on getting better

If he isn't doing his best on the show, I hope they strap him down and make him watch Scalfani videos, in chronological order. As I am, so shall you be.

 

[The Grimace]

So i saw an ad for Food Network show called Worst Cooks in America and after looking into it deeper, i have found Bizzaro Jack Scalfani
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Major difference is this man seems to have lead a more fulfilling life, acknowledge he could do better and will work on getting better

El Jãcko

 

[AltisticRight]

After several weeks and much anticipation, Jack Scalfani's book is finally in stock again.
A digital download that was limited to quantity one only.

 

[Fata v3]

Agree with the sentiment but I think you mean wop.

Semantics, but depends on where you are from. Aussies always called the first gen of Italians and Greeks that came to their shores wogs after ww2. It now extends out to the likes of Lebanese (and whatever shithole country they feud with in aus), so basically any greasy looking person.

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

People also forget that (heightwise) Jack is legitimately tiny. He's such a manlet that Ben Shapiro would tower over him, he's 5'2"-5'4" maximum. Its not unfeasible that someone that short could be as obese as Jack is at 260lbs, especially when you consider that Jack has little to no muscle mass from a lifetime of being completely sedentary.
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The Ethan Ralph body type.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Remember this video? It's been a year since Jack's last stroke and he filmed this the day he got back. Jack seems so much more clear-minded and fluent in this one, while in the videos these days he can barely talk or function. It's almost sad to see Jack on the upswing here, only to be barely functional after twelve months of pulporks and cheese.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Methanol poisoning arc?

That's really only a risk with distillation. Even then it's an overblow risk as long as you fermenting normal things.
Methanol poisoning is usually a result of prohibition, either government is adding it to ethanol to make it undrinkable or bootleggers are.

 

[eatler]

If he isn't doing his best on the show, I hope they strap him down and make him watch Scalfani videos, in chronological order. As I am, so shall you be.

It would be a lot like Metal Gear where we have a fake snake fighting for a couple of years. I’d call him punished Jack but let’s be real the fake one couldn’t be more punished than the real on so we would need a better nickname.

 

[Dead Air]

Didn't Jack claim he got a call from a Food Network rep about being on a unnamed show with a unnamed host and it was speculated to be Worst Cooks in America about a year ago? Seems like he turned them down because he was afraid of it being Guy Feiri? They manufactured a Jack clone instead.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It would be a lot like Metal Gear where we have a fake snake

They manufactured a Jack clone instead.

Jack does have a fucked-up eye on the correct side, so you guys are making a lot of sense here.

So is the real Jack Scalfani peeling out on a motorcycle and sucking on cigar-shaped objects somewhere, while they used his time in the hospital "recovering" to give plastic surgery to one of the 'tards in his fan club to make a body double?

 

[biggacracka]

So is the real Jack Scalfani peeling out on a motorcycle

I mean, he has his scootypuff...

 

[Point Emerging]

Since people forgot the link.

He basically admits he's copying tiktok. Says he's going to eat it which.. isn't carnivore.

It's genuinely impressive that even Fatty thinks this is weird. The reality is it sounds fucking digusting, and his idea of using milk wouldn't make it any better.

He's saying not to use oil when boiling pasta, which is fine. But then he says not to salt the water... which is fucking retarded.

2:50 "its turned into like a cheese sauce" no it's a fucking disgusting hot bowl of watery cheese flavored breakfast cereal.
3:35 That looks fucking vile. Just use boxed mac and cheese.. "doesn't look that bad" if you thought it was going to be awful, why the fuck did you make a whole tray of the shit? He has Tammy eat it, but we know damn well he's going to chow down on this shit off camera. It's why he's made zero progress in 3 months of his carnivore bullshit.

What has this tiny avocado tool seen? What horrors has it witnessed?

It looks like a small gangrenous penis at this angle, though. Lol.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Remember this video? It's been a year since Jack's last stroke and he filmed this the day he got back. Jack seems so much more clear-minded and fluent in this one, while in the videos these days he can barely talk or function. It's almost sad to see Jack on the upswing here, only to be barely functional after twelve months of pulporks and cheese.

A lot of us have kind of assumed (and assumed correctly) that once Jack left getting medical care his health was going to go straight to shit. What a waste of time, money and effort those dedicated hospital and clinical staff put into helping Jack when it could of gone to people who would of actually benefited from treatment.

I also always have to go to the clip of him crying about his claw being semi operational during therapy. You kind of have to think that the message got through to him that with some effort in therapy he could regain use. However we have to remember this is Jack and he just sends a quick prayer to Sky Daddy to heal him out as he painfully chews a hunk of chuck barely kissed by a source of heat.

 

[Tiresome]

I also always have to go to the clip of him crying about his claw being semi operational during therapy.

An adult, a functioning mature person, would let an event like that affect how they live their life, making changes for the better. Jack is a stubborn greedy child and nothing that will genuinely improve his existence is ever worth the effort. FUD NAO.

 

[Major]

Does he have any sensation at all in his claw, or is it just meaty tumour at this stage?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Does he have any sensation at all in his claw, or is it just meaty tumour at this stage?

At some point he's mentioned he had trouble feeling hot and cold with the claw, but he's also a liar. It would be very much in character for him to say that he can't feel hot or cold, when he can't feel anything at all, because he's not technically lying. Like when he said he lost the use of his arm in an "accident", and when someone said: "but I thought you had a stroke" he replied: "Well I didn't have a stroke on purpose."

 

[biggacracka]

he replied: "Well I didn't have a stroke on purpose."

 

[Major]

At some point he's mentioned he had trouble feeling hot and cold with the claw, but he's also a liar. It would be very much in character for him to say that he can't feel hot or cold, when he can't feel anything at all, because he's not technically lying. Like when he said he lost the use of his arm in an "accident", and when someone said: "but I thought you had a stroke" he replied: "Well I didn't have a stroke on purpose."

and it was his second stroke wasn't it, or his 3rd? I lose track of how many times God has tried to finish him off.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

and it was his second stroke wasn't it, or his 3rd? I lose track of how many times God has tried to finish him off.

There is a potential 1st stroke that he shrugged off, mentioned in his blog from time immemorial. His first official documented stroke he lucked out on and had no noticeable physical damage, but people have commented that was the obvious beginning of his cognitive decline, his 2nd official documented stroke is the one that took his arm, the one that took place while filming the "coffee sock" video, where the beginning of the video is pre stroke, and the end of the video is post stroke.