Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Puff was 100% Cobes' fault, no denying it. He gushed over it when Homefelon Ian brought it over to show him, and when Homefelon Ian had to go where Puff couldn't come, Ian gave the lizard to Cobes. A lot of people, including his actual trusted friends, informed Cobes on the proper ways to take care of Puff but he didn't listen as usual. Perhaps due to being innundated with trolls saying the same shit, whatever, only Cobes knows. Either Cobes killed the lizard and made up a story or he was stupid enough to take Puff out into the cold fall evening to smoke and too drunk or high to chase after the little guy when he jumped off into the grass.
I kinda disagree. The specific actions that led up to Puff dying were Cobra's fault, but he never should've had Puff in the first place. If you give a small child an animal you know they're unequipped to care for and the animal dies, whose fault is it? Cobra's operating on that level mentally. Homefelon Ian should've been smart enough to realize that Cobra is totally retarded and was never going to do a good job.
 
"pretending"
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Josh really does look like every racial stereotype rolled into one.
 
Near the end of the interview Cobes specifically said he "doesn't want to deal with the repercussions" of addressing her behaviour. She's got coercive control down to an art. Until she makes a Warlord-tier misstep, he won't snap out of it.

It's so fucking over. :lossmanjack:
He keeps trying to justify her cray-cray by saying she has suffered from "psychological abuse." No, she's batshit, no matter what label anyone wants to slap on it.
 
He keeps trying to justify her cray-cray by saying she has suffered from "psychological abuse." No, she's batshit, no matter what label anyone wants to slap on it.
That's because that's the reason she gives him for when she acts extra retarded. "It's not my fault that I'm acting like a demon possessed whacky inflatable tube man and screaming at you for 14 hours, I suffered psychological abuse from my mother, she never listened to me"

Cobes has no original thoughts that aren't black/green/3/4/cobras, he is just parroting what she whines about.
 
Like I get that he is getting laid but even Cobes has gotta see how batshit insane this woman is

Also, he def killed Puffts. No excuse about him being retarded and you don’t give tards animals. Clint fed him some shit about animals running off or it’s not his fault because X. Bottom line is Puffts died because Bog Boy neglected/abused him and he died.
 
Bottom line is Puffts died because Bog Boy neglected/abused him and he died.
Puff is dead both because Ian gave him to a retard and because Cobes believes Puffs has more brain power than himself. Josh treats animals (and inanimate objects) like they're sentient intelligent lifeforms. He let Puff wander around his apartment unsupervised, and believed the lizard understood Cobra. "He came into the kitchen to check on me when I was yelling at trolls on my phone". When Puff jumped off Cobras shoulder into the cold frozen wyoming ground and started panicking and running off, Cobra expected him to return like person who knows where his home is. That's why he didn't chase him. The family dog doesn't like him because he barks at him, Josh doesn't understand that it's because he's a weird looking and smelling stranger who only shows up once a year, but he believes the dog barks because it specifically doesn't like KingCobraJFS.
 
Puff is dead both because Ian gave him to a retard and because Cobes believes Puffs has more brain power than himself. Josh treats animals (and inanimate objects) like they're sentient intelligent lifeforms. He let Puff wander around his apartment unsupervised, and believed the lizard understood Cobra. "He came into the kitchen to check on me when I was yelling at trolls on my phone". When Puff jumped off Cobras shoulder into the cold frozen wyoming ground and started panicking and running off, Cobra expected him to return like person who knows where his home is. That's why he didn't chase him. The family dog doesn't like him because he barks at him, Josh doesn't understand that it's because he's a weird looking and smelling stranger who only shows up once a year, but he believes the dog barks because it specifically doesn't like KingCobraJFS.
His understanding of Puff was at about the same level of CWC's understanding of Ivy's hermit crabs.
 
I’m honestly surprised Puff lasted as long as he did. Reptiles need special care. It is one of the worst animals you could give someone like Josh. He is just not capable without a competent person overseeing things.

This, but also they are people that haven't had experience dealing with true & honest tweakers.

Calling her Methica is funny but frfr she is not on meth. I doubt she's even on Adderall.
Yeah she isn’t. She is just mentally ill and self medicates with weed/alcohol which makes her act even more batshit. She would be soooooo much worse on meth or an actual amphetamine. I don’t doubt she has dabbled, but she would be a nightmare.
 
Never discount the effect even mild drugs like caffeine and alcohol can have on a mentally unwell person.
If you have anything like bipolar, BPD, any personality disorder, etc and you're unmedicated, caffeine can absolutely send you into a manic state. Especially if combined with alcohol or weed, especially when combined with getting attention (BPD), especially combined with Casper being thousands of feet above sea level.
 
I'm pretty sure Homeboy Ian actually charged Cobes money for Puff, at least $100? Also, because Ian brought him over when he first got him to show him off we can speculate that Puff had at least three owners including Cobes. I'd like to smack the retard who started the "trend" of carrying bearded dragons around on their shoulders/shirts. Tons of people do it, Ian did too and so did Patrick Tomlinson. Of course Cobes thought it was ok.
 
Jessica has a message for @Null:
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Cranky bitch currently live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRmeg9hSNzA
Tired demonic entity : Grrraaannnnngngtrrrr... nnnnggrrrr.. I mean I didn't leak the trailer, so whatever, I mean, I'd rather live in a house, you know, houses there are small, I don't want to end up in a trailer but .. I guess if that's what I end up with..

Imagine NAL maligning anything. Anything. This insane bitch should be grateful for the cloths on her back, she is no good to anyone and doubt she ever was. I really hope if Mr. Josh Farms himself throws money on Cobes, it's just on Cobes.
 
/r/the_boglim just got new mods and you couldn't make up funnier people to be modding that sub

Tons of posts in /r/loseit because he's fat (I hate fatties more than I love Ozzy)
Bunch of posts in /r/NSCollectors and /r/NintendoSwitchDeals because his wife's boyfriend bought him a sweet Nintendo Switch
Plays Pokemon as an adult man lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFD5nlhpBpU

Now deleted youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/OctobersOwn13
Twitter that seems to have been taken over by a spambot because he's a retard https://twitter.com/OctsOwn13
Old Tweets that might give a clue to his real identity if someone feels like looking deeper
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https://scms-u-suit_chair_trip.www.smogon.com/forums/members/octsown13.287176/
https://www.instagram.com/octsown13/ (wont load for me because VPN + no Instagram acc, someone check it please?)
Same thing with FB - https://www.facebook.com/login/?next=https://www.facebook.com/octsown13

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Edit: Another one of the new mods
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Coin collector autismo from Texas, here's his YouTube channel
Fucking unreal how stupid these people are
 
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