Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Orkeosaurus]

It really took no time at all for Josh to memory hole the eviction and blame false flag trolls and a fictitious new owner of the apartment (even though he said they've *been* patient with him). The funny thing is he was evicted during a disturbingly quiet era troll wise.

Also I'm not one of those reddit cat fags but any retard can see Jessica's more inept at handling a cat than a fucking 5 year old. Even Chris Chan managed not to get bit on camera.

 

[Guysho]

I was looking through Josh related videos and upon seeing the thumbnail for this one, is this the most normal Josh has ever appeared?

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Any interaction with another female has her frothing at the mouth. I remember one of the doordashers briefly being like "oh, hey Josh" because she must deliver there a lot and NAL was seething.

The "he's giving another woman his full attention when I never get that" comment is just her massive insecurity on display again. He's being interviewed by somebody fucking miles away, calm down.

she was losing her mind when that other girl was supposedly going to fly out and meet cobes herself while NAL was back home as well. she is very very insecure to the point that i fully expect her to get into a fight at some point if another woman even so much as says hi to cobes in the wrong way. i also wonder if she tries to keep him isolated to make sure nobody snaps him out of her control.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Also I'm not one of those reddit cat fags but any retard can see Jessica's more inept at handling a cat than a fucking 5 year old. Even Chris Chan managed not to get bit on camera.

She's a disgusting evil woman and her motives are always self-serving, the reddit is all a bunch of pathetic losers who exagerate for drama sake, but I can genuinely feel like she could very easily be aggressive to the animal if it doesn't make her look good in front of the camera, especially after the hole lip-bite fiasco that showed that animal has no love for her.

 

[bonified retard]

Taco Bell Cantina Chicken review

Sadly doesn't seem to include any rage. He just sits there eating, smacking his lips and showing off his bald spot. He makes sure to keep us updated on the Tex Mex flavor explosion as the video progresses.

Includes a review of his latest spicy habanero mead drink combo, which he added sunkist and beer to in an effort to "dumb down the heat"

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His doordash spending is out of control, and I'm here for it toobs. He said he did this same review yesterday, but accidently deleted the video. Sounds like they forgot the avocado sauce the first time as well. He probably got mad, and looped about the missing sauce all video. Special heaven for accidentally deleted cobra videos just got a new angel.

Call me an autistic fucking retard, but watching this alien put sauce directly in the middle of the burrito, like he's never seen one before is so funny to me.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

i also wonder if she tries to keep him isolated to make sure nobody snaps him out of her control.

She is 100% doing this. Her calling Josh over and over while he was talking to Courtney on stream is controlling behaviour.

Josh will become conditioned to "every time you do something I don't like there will be pain", talking to Courtney is one of those things, talking about NALs behaviour will be one of those things.

 

[bathtubcosby]

Josh will become conditioned to "every time you do something I don't like there will be pain", talking to Courtney is one of those things, talking about NALs behaviour will be one of those things

This is classic manipulation and cobra is not equipped to deal with it. The trolls are the perfect scapegoat and cobra is totally fooled by the pussy. This bpd hosebeast needs to get gone. Pussy is great but not being around NAL is better.

 

[Bogliacci]

Josh is in for some serious shit the next time he and Jessica are together and she gets drunk and upset. Even if she says that panel was ok and she's not upset, she's very upset, and it's going to fester until she blows up over it.

Here's the thing toobz, this is exactly why fucking with cobra is stupid. Cobes' decisions always bite him in the ass.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

This is classic manipulation and cobra is not equipped to deal with it. The trolls are the perfect scapegoat and cobra is totally fooled by the pussy. This bpd hosebeast needs to get gone. Pussy is great but not being around NAL is better.

Not very well versed in the topic of "marital abuse", but isn't love, or the illusion of love, a requirement for it to continue?

He has not romantic attachment to her, he's just desperate for female companionship as a mgtow which he now knows he "can get", as well as easy sex, which he should also have the delusion he can get.

Don't get me wrong, he's fucked regardless, if she goes back and they have sex again she will have both the lie of labelling him an abuser or that she's pregnant.

 

[Slim Boglim]

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Call me an autistic fucking retard, but watching this alien put sauce directly in the middle of the burrito, like he's never seen one before is so funny to me.

He’s so fucking dumb it’s unreal. UNREAL. He cannot do anything right in any capacity.

Put the guacamole in the burrito?

Put the guacamole on the part you’re gonna bite?

Put the guacamole on the middle so you can’t fucking hold it anymore without making a mess, all the guacamole falling off, and you don’t actually get any when you bite it?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"Yeah Jessica used to be a cam model, like a Chaturbate type model and honestly I don't care".

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

He’s so fucking dumb it’s unreal. UNREAL. He cannot do anything right in any capacity.

Put the guacamole in the burrito?

Put the guacamole on the part you’re gonna bite?

Put the guacamole on the middle so you can’t fucking hold it anymore without making a mess, all the guacamole falling off, and you don’t actually get any when you bite it?

Was more distracted by getting a glimpse of the maw of the boglim.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

thith kaythirdilluh ith thlappin youtoob

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I was looking through Josh related videos and upon seeing the thumbnail for this one, is this the most normal Josh has ever appeared?

Bro he's pretending to make a chi ball

 

[Incel Death Note]

Bro he's pretending to make a chi ball

"pretending"

 

[stupid fufu]

"pretending"
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pretending to be a caveman

 

[Racist Parrot]

View attachment 5884331 pretending to be a caveman

Caspergius Boglimian is a rare specimen indeed.

 

[anliteralidiot]

How can someone hate this goofy goober?

seriously, I don't understand why the aylawgs hate him? He's just a goofy guy. He's not hurting anybody.

He’s so fucking dumb it’s unreal. UNREAL. He cannot do anything right in any capacity.

Put the guacamole in the burrito?

Put the guacamole on the part you’re gonna bite?

Put the guacamole on the middle so you can’t fucking hold it anymore without making a mess, all the guacamole falling off, and you don’t actually get any when you bite it?

it's called a food hack, trole

 

[Bogliacci]

seriously, I don't understand why the aylawgs hate him?

When your only resources are people who just make shit up and even have a huge inflated list of all his "crimes", its not hard tbh

 

[anliteralidiot]

When your only resources are people who just make shit up and even have a huge inflated list of all his "crimes", its not hard tbh

I know they consider Puff his fault, but, as fair as I know, he didn't buy Puff: trolls bought Puff. So, I don't blame that on Cobes.

But...what else has he done? stalking? drinking?
he's overall sorta harmless