Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Molly Millions said:
Also Jessica Messica getting mad afterwards because apparently she never asked to go on the panel and Courtney was lying
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That isn’t what happened at all. JM wasn’t trying to go on panel, she specifically said she didn’t want to because there was no point. She was just sending clips to Courtney. You getting your info from NAL?
 
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GentleGenosha said:
Bit of a stretch but is it possible that Courtney is the blonde girl Jessica was going ballistic about when she was at Josh’s place?
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No, it wasn't her. But, it's understandable that Jessica is jealous of Courtney. She's miles more attractive than her, has spent tons of time and money on Josh, and knows Josh wants to fuck her.
 
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Any interaction with another female has her frothing at the mouth. I remember one of the doordashers briefly being like "oh, hey Josh" because she must deliver there a lot and NAL was seething.

The "he's giving another woman his full attention when I never get that" comment is just her massive insecurity on display again. He's being interviewed by somebody fucking miles away, calm down.
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Any interaction with another female has her frothing at the mouth. I remember one of the doordashers briefly being like "oh, hey Josh" because she must deliver there a lot and NAL was seething.

The "he's giving another woman his full attention when I never get that" comment is just her massive insecurity on display again. He's being interviewed by somebody fucking miles away, calm down.
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Classic BPD paranoia.
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
Porkney was talking to Cobra like he's a special ed kid, and I honestly don't blame her.
SR500 tried to have normal conversations with him and they were painful.
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To be fair he is quite literally a sped kid. Seems like if you want to actually have a conversation with him you have to actually talk to him like he’s 5 and walk on eggshells otherwise he’ll either tune you out or dip. People talk shit in Courtney for coddling him and not challenging him but that’s the only way to get him to actually put his guard down and have a conversation
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
Porkney was talking to Cobra like he's a special ed kid, and I honestly don't blame her.
SR500 tried to have normal conversations with him and they were painful.
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Because he's quite literally retarded. He is a special ed kid and he has the brain power of a lobotomized parrot, you can't deal with him like a normal person or expect him to be able to complete tasks like a normal person. (like putting Iced tea in a container marked Iced tea, or scanning mail). It's why I don't have as high of an opinion of Clint as other posters. Josh is extremely fucking gullible and if you can't trick this dude into doing what you want than you would have to be retarded as well, the guy put onions on his head to cure his baldness and buys gas station alpha male pills.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Because he's quite literally retarded. He is a special ed kid and he has the brain power of a lobotomized parrot, you can't deal with him like a normal person or expect him to be able to complete tasks like a normal person. (like putting Iced tea in a container marked Iced tea, or scanning mail). It's why I don't have as high of an opinion of Clint as other posters. Josh is extremely fucking gullible and if you can't trick this dude into doing what you want than you would have to be retarded as well, the guy put onions on his head to cure his baldness and buys gas station alpha male pills.
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Clint is more lucid, he does a better job of seeming decently normal but if you look at it he’s just as big a retard as cobra. His need to “own” the trolls is where Josh gets it. In his interview I couldn’t him but facepalm when he was talking about troll door dashers and trying to smugly own them. “Oh I’m not mad. In fact I have a buddy that needs pig feed so hey when you send that stuff I just give it to him 😏” like Jesus Christ you fucking moron they send shit to get a reaction or some acknowledgement. You want to own them? Dont acknowledge it. Don’t mention it. Don’t show it on camera. Pretend like it never even happened. Make them feel like they wasted their time and money sending shit to his door and and aside from the delivery notification they’ll never know if it even got there or what is need up happening to what you send. How can somebody be so fucking stupid to not realize this? The answer: Clint is a dumb fucking retard

Mister Baranavichy said:
Didn't know those two had actually talked to one another, got a link?
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I think he was a guest on a stream cobra was on run by an annoying female orbiter with a voice like nails in a chalkboard. Hope that helps narrow it down. (Jokes aside I tried to find it but couldn’t.)
 
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R00k said:
I think this is the one
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Yes that’s it! Ahh it was Krystal who was harpy of the month. I had a feeling it was her but wasn’t 100%

Edit: this was seriously so good shoutout to seizurerobot I love when Josh is more candid like when he’s just shooting the shit with somebody. You can really tell the difference between who he is here and who he is when he’s recording a video or trying to be “in character” or is full cobra persona mode. But yeah this is a good example what I was talking about you kind of have to throw softballs to get him to even play ball. When this came out a-logs seethed that seizure was openly mocking Cobes or insulting him to his face. What would there to be gained by bullying the guy or being antagonistic? He’ll just shut down or begin yelling copes like he does all the time and that’s not any new or original content. This is infinitely better than if seizure had gone “hur durr dryspell, your dad hates you, you’re a sicko” like alogs wanted cause all that would do is make Cobes go “I fucked your mom! I rule your- I RULE your sad life dood” for the billionth time and leave
 
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Taco Bell Cantina Chicken review

Sadly doesn't seem to include any rage. He just sits there eating, smacking his lips and showing off his bald spot. He makes sure to keep us updated on the Tex Mex flavor explosion as the video progresses.

Includes a review of his latest spicy habanero mead drink combo, which he added sunkist and beer to in an effort to "dumb down the heat"

 
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Molly Millions said:
Taco Bell Cantina Chicken review

Sadly doesn't seem to include any rage. He just sits there eating, smacking his lips and showing off his bald spot. He makes sure to keep us updated on the Tex Mex flavor explosion as the video progresses.

Includes a review of his latest spicy habanero mead drink combo, which he added sunkist and beer to in an effort to "dumb down the heat"

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*Hobinaro, trole
Really low energy Taco Bell review too. He must still be upset after the Jessica stream.
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
Didn't know those two had actually talked to one another, got a link?
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Slim Boglim said:
I think he was a guest on a stream cobra was on run by an annoying female orbiter with a voice like nails in a chalkboard. Hope that helps narrow it down. (Jokes aside I tried to find it but couldn’t.)
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Seizure has talked to Cobra two times if I'm not mistaken. The first was in 2013 and it is an absolute must-watch.
 
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