Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Barbenheimer said:
I imagine that after his six year dry spell with no hot of-age, alive, consenting, not related, human, big titted goth fan girls coming forward he’s reasoned with himself that NAL is what he’s got and if he ditches her well it’s another six years or longer of no walnut. Which of course wouldn’t be the case if he just started fixing his life, which as much as I root for him to clean his life up, realistically, just isn’t going to happen
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The fact that she told him she worked at wendys and ALSO had a 6 year dry spell... just scum woman. Pure scum.
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
Reupload of the Court/Cobra deleted panel. Saves you from having to listen to Jessica Messica pause every 3 seconds to run some commentary about herself.
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I thought porkney left after not getting the attention she wanted. God, she looks like shit and the camera filters makes her look older
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
I thought porkney left after not getting the attention she wanted. God, she looks like shit and the camera filters makes her look older
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I thought she gave up on Josh after he huffed duster right in front of her on stream. That was when she realized he was impossible to control.
 
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I fucking hate Porkey. I even wrote that thread on her here.

BUUUUTTTT she did a great stream with him in terms of forcing him to answer uncomfortable questions and actually prying underneath his delusions.

She plays dumb the entire time, which she does with all her cows, but in this case she just 'waddles' into the drama and we see Josh react. She kept trying to find the cat 'abuse' video while he kept trying to tell her to watch it on her own time and how his hag loves animals. She did the same thing with the stream of them fighting and Jessica hitting herself. Josh sounded like he was a second away from having an autistic meltdown or just start crying. She argued for a minute that it was put publicly onto the internet but once he started yelling decided to back off.

We very rarely see him forced to confront his own delusions
 
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Josh is in for some serious shit the next time he and Jessica are together and she gets drunk and upset. Even if she says that panel was ok and she's not upset, she's very upset, and it's going to fester until she blows up over it.
 
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Agares said:
I thought she gave up on Josh after he huffed duster right in front of her on stream. That was when she realized he was impossible to control.
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Honestly I assumed she stopped messing with him after he drunkenly started playing with a loaded shotgun on stream and she realized she could potentially be held accountable given the right circumstances.

According to Reddit she is some puppet master pulling Jord's strings behind the scenes, she just seems like someone struggling to not become a lolcow herself. Doesn't she have a group of orbiters that showed themselves during the Chaz saga?
 
GentleGenosha said:
Bit of a stretch but is it possible that Courtney is the blonde girl Jessica was going ballistic about when she was at Josh’s place? I’d have to go back into the thread but I vaguely remember Jessica flipping out about Josh talking to some “blonde whore” and most came to the conclusion that Josh was on Chaturbate or something of the sorts.
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Doubtful. To me it seemed like she caught him jerking off to Chaturbate and lost her shit. I'd assume Jord probably has some specific woman on Chaturbate that he loops about and gives money to. I've long suspected that Josh is getting into the red by spending money on something other than Door Dash.
It's also possible she is just talking about LN because according to Jessica he talks about her quite a bit off camera, potentially even during sex.
 
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GentleGenosha said:
Bit of a stretch but is it possible that Courtney is the blonde girl Jessica was going ballistic about when she was at Josh’s place?
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I like your thinking, but Porkney doesn't have Z-cup tits despite being fat, and the only fishnets she'd be near would be the netting they use to package ham. Jessica is mad at Josh over Chaturbate for sure. She'll be mad at him about Porkney for different reasons.
 
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More Nullposting. This time on the main subreddit.

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ADHD said:
Josh is in for some serious shit the next time he and Jessica are together and she gets drunk and upset. Even if she says that panel was ok and she's not upset, she's very upset, and it's going to fester until she blows up over it.
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Just finished the stream and my god, the moment I hear him say "but when she's drunk" followed by him pulling out the puff doll she hit him with, like it was evidence for the court to see, I already knew this was going to be gold, and that he was screwed.
 
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My favorite part was when Courtney asked if Jessica threatened Josh with a machete and he confidently replied that no, she was threatening someone else.

These are truly the days of legend

Also Jessica Messica getting mad afterwards because apparently she never asked to go on the panel and Courtney was lying
 
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