Linus Gabriel Sebastian & Linus Media Group / Linus Tech Tips - Narcissistic corporate shill YouTuber driving his media empire into the ground. KILL COUNT: 2

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Kuritan Deplorable said:
Snack before bed? Gee, I wonder why you feel the need to use melatonin to try and fix your sleep. Maybe just don't do that.

Otherwise, I honestly struggle to poke at lists existing, so much as the exhaustive nature of them. Its autistic as hell, but I think everyones got a few habits they've developed to compensate for something they otherwise reliably fuck up or forget - I put out clothes for my morning routine as 5am me doesn't tend to think about whether I should wear something nice or if its a cozy old sweater kind of day. The sheer quantity however is indicative that you're a human disaster, you really shouldn't be needing to remind yourself to put clothes as an absolute concept. Either you fuck that up regularly enough that it needed to be itemized, or you do not have the trust in yourself to not fuck it up, which speaks volumes as to what your self perception of competency is.
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These lists make it sound like he wouldn't know how he felt if he missed breakfast; stimulating beverage and a breakfast shake, not to mention two medications that are blurred... guessing Jessica's boyfriend is a pooner. Daily routines are things you shouldn't need written down, at least not like that, it makes you look like your mental faculties are fucking shot; which is one of the reasons I keep my shit in a planner, I'm not crazy nor do I think my mind is deteriorating, but sometimes I need the extra reminder of "Buy eggs retard." And that's kinda why I like using a planner; Saturday is shopping day, and I can write my list throughout the week so I hopefully don't miss anything when going. But this, wake up and get a stimulating beverage and do your meds; dude, come the fuck on, your body should have some form of auto-pilot to make coffee and eggs or whatever.
 
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According to the wan show, LTT paid to move the family out of the house and send them on a 2 week vacation for that april fools video. I'm sure it was money well spent and his employees couldn't have used some of the tens of thousands used to produce a stupid video. Maybe his employees could afford furniture that doesn't look like they found it on the side of the road.

 
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During yesterday's WAN show they left this comment on screen for like 10 seconds, looks like someone on the LTT account disliked it too :story:

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W00T122122 said:
During yesterday's WAN show they left this comment on screen for like 10 seconds, looks like someone on the LTT account disliked it too :story:

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The guy who posted it also got banned by the looks of that red hammer icon. And remember that to post that he had to pay Linus for access. Not the first and not the last time I've seen the "we don't want those pesky nazi's money" business play. :story:
 
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This interview about the April Fools video is weird. They don’t outright say Linus is the owner of the home and just mention the landlord but it’s clear he’s the owner (maybe it’s under the corporation name), the amount of money wasted on this video when it had to hit the employees at some point this could be used for something of greater benefit to them, the added “feel” of making them actually work in the home, this just feels so sad.

What really ticked me off was the revelation that Luke was supposed to keep the yard presentable as part of living in the basement for next to nothing, but he didn’t, and this was what annoyed the subdivision the most to kick them out. Just mow your fucking yards, it doesn’t have to be fancy but simple maintenance gets 80% of the job done.
 
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mandatorylurk said:
What really ticked me off was the revelation that Luke was supposed to keep the yard presentable as part of living in the basement for next to nothing, but he didn’t, and this was what annoyed the subdivision the most to kick them out. Just mow your fucking yards, it doesn’t have to be fancy but simple maintenance gets 80% of the job done.
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Luke seriously lives in Linus's basement? That seems off with him being LMG's CTO and how long he's been with the company..
 
seri0us said:
Luke seriously lives in Linus's basement? That seems off with him being LMG's CTO and how long he's been with the company..
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When they had the townhouse 8 years ago, Luke lived in the basement in order for someone to be on site all the time with all the equipment there. It was also an agreement because at this point Linus couldn't (wouldn't) pay Luke a bigger salary. All of this was under the table, hush hush and they only revealed it a year or two ago on WAN show whenever the statute passed regarding homeowners and renting.

Now it seems like Luke is still living in some apartment he's had since they moved into the warehouse, an apartment that was infested with ticks and apparently gets so hot in the summer it throttles his computer. I really wonder if he's actually paid well or if he's just able to make it competitive because Luke seems to live one step above a bum.
 
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Slav Power said:
I'm sorry, a tick infestation? They're a menace in the European summer when you live near a forest, especially if you have a free running pet, and you're telling me that there can be a fucking infestation of them? :cryblood:
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Long as those little fuckers have a blood source, like stray animals, they will persist. They don't usually turn into wall raisins unless said animals live in your home and they are very easy to exterminate once the animal moves on.
 
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W00T122122 said:
During yesterday's WAN show they left this comment on screen for like 10 seconds, looks like someone on the LTT account disliked it too :story:

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Please for the love of god Linus do not start featuring anthony again. We got enough tranny spam outa Mr. Beast who if you saw one of his more recent videos instant tranny in the first 5 seconds. It's like goddamn it why? Stop pushing that creepy looking fucker who is best friends with open pedo GigglyGoon and that faggot Finnster on us. Enough tranny spam!
 
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GhostSquad said:
Please for the love of god Linus do not start featuring anthony again. We got enough tranny spam outa Mr. Beast who if you saw one of his more recent videos instant tranny in the first 5 seconds. It's like goddamn it why? Stop pushing that creepy looking fucker who is best friends with open pedo GigglyGoon and that faggot Finnster on us. Enough tranny spam!
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I'm afraid to inform you Linus has stage 4 Canadian Cuckoldry, and the only cure is for him to M.A.I.D. his company.
 
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LEGOsneed said:
After years of being a passive Linus alog, seeing this... thing... broke me into registering an account here. I am in complete shock at this troon's lifestyle, the fact he needs all those stupid ass planners, the "quirky" OY VEY WE'RE SOOOOOOOOO JEWEISH schtick... And he is one of the WRITERS, How long has he been hired?
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It seems obvious to me (judging by how clean/unwrinkled the paper is) that these lists were printed specifically for the visit, probably as another way to flex “Jewishness” since they all have at least one thing where someone who doesn’t know would ask (ah gee, what’s ‘evening Shem’?).
 
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why all of ltt live like sub college dudes. clean your rooms for fuck sake. everyone is some kind of edgy faggot or something? just what the fuck is wrong with all of them. my boy jay2cents is fucking dying so these faggots can do their shitty funneh videos? it boggles my mind
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Being annoying and quirky is the new thing, they have nothing to live for aside from being as unique and quirky as possible. Jay has a Camaro to live for.
 
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Tangentially related, I completely forgot Austin Evans existed. And his view count seems to reflect that.

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The mystery tech grift has died, nothing over 500k views, not even the usual PC build is getting attention. And all this after he decided to make his own little studio warehouse too.
 
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mandatorylurk said:
Tangentially related, I completely forgot Austin Evans existed. And his view count seems to reflect that.

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The mystery tech grift has died, nothing over 500k views, not even the usual PC build is getting attention. And all this after he decided to make his own little studio warehouse too.
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