More post-jail sightings megathread

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Gentlemen.
As you may have been aware, Caden Michael Peck is currently on 4,5 more years of probation, as shown in the court documents for the recent drug case. One of the conditions is not leaving the state of Missouri without a signed approval by his probation officer, Officer Alison Bagley (I do not wanna bring up all the relevant documents, if you want all of that stuff, all of the relevant docs are in this thread.

On March 18, we had the sighting showing two men recording Chris in the River Ridge Mall.
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Everyone, including the original sighter, commented on it being GamerFromMars, and I ran with it...up until now.

Introducing, Google Maps, or, rather, its review feature.
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It's in Polish, but it has been written 5 days ago (so March 21), and has been written by _M_P_.
Now, this doesn't say a lot. But...
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The account is linked to peckcaden01@gmail.com, another one of Caden emails.
Now, due to the store being located in Lynchburg, even if that sighting is of GamerFromMars, this still breaks the probation. The only way to conclusively prove it would be to contact the officer at the Maryville Public Safety, plus to get info from this Nate from the gas station.
It's possible tho. And if it happens, Caden WILL be sent to jail for at least 5 years.

Quote from the Random Chris Updates, as it's very important and that board is way too inactive compared to this one. It's also giving us the fuller context of that March 18 sighting.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Quote from the Random Chris Updates, as it's very important and that board is way too inactive compared to this one. It's also giving us the fuller context of that March 18 sighting.

Are we sure that this was Caden, though? Sure, the review was left by an account associated with one of his emails, but that doesn't necessarily prove Caden was ever at the store. This could just be the current Sonchu car getting serviced because as was pointed out, Chris must be slamming the brakes constantly and I have to figure that'd fuck shit up, and Chris being an incompetent moron, it would be up to Caden to arrange all this shit and tell Chris when and where to go.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

What I love about these sightings is despite Chris trying to keep a low profile he STILL can't help himself when it comes to his one true creature comfort sonichu. The second he got a new car he just HAD to have a vanity plate that reads son1chu, he had to keep wearing his signature medallion despite it sticking out like a sore thumb.

I still think "the trolls" aren't something Chris is overly concerned about verses being spotted by a "fan". He said way back he wears the Sonichu medallion so people "know who he is", so he obviously wears it for attention.

Remember: Chris's absolute hell on earth is if everyone just stopped paying attention to him and he's forgotten. He craves attention, good, bad or otherwise.

 

[Cybertonia]

Are we sure that this was Caden, though? Sure, the review was left by an account associated with one of his emails, but that doesn't necessarily prove Caden was ever at the store.

Yeah, all of the doughy loser zoomer blobs who actively approach Chris and try to make Chris content today all look exactly the same

This could just be the current Sonchu car getting serviced because as was pointed out, Chris must be slamming the brakes constantly and I have to figure that'd fuck shit up

I don't think Chris has ever done maintenance to any car he's ever owned, ever, unless it's forced upon him through mechanical failure (although at that point it's called a "repair" and not "maintenance"). Chris is one of those drivers who treats cars the way niggers treat their cars - they just expect them to work through magic, until they don't work anymore and then they take them to some gas station garage hoping for an easy fix and get handed a $3000 quote that slaps them upside the head.

My shadetree mechanic instincts tells me that Chris never changes his oil ever (well actually we know that this is what he does), and just runs his cars until they consume all of their oil (cars burn minuscule amounts of their own oil by design) and then he overheats them until engine damage occurs, because every car he's completely killed seems to die of symptoms consistent with oil starvation and overheating damage.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Yeah, all of the doughy loser zoomer blobs who actively approach Chris and try to make Chris content today all look exactly the same


I don't think Chris has ever done maintenance to any car he's ever owned, ever, unless it's forced upon him through mechanical failure (although at that point it's called a "repair" and not "maintenance"). Chris is one of those drivers who treats cars the way niggers treat their cars - they just expect them to work through magic, until they don't work anymore and then they take them to some gas station garage hoping for an easy fix and get handed a $3000 quote that slaps them upside the head.

My shadetree mechanic instincts tells me that Chris never changes his oil ever (well actually we know that this is what he does), and just runs his cars until they consume all of their oil (cars burn minuscule amounts of their own oil by design) and then he overheats them until engine damage occurs, because every car he's completely killed seems to die of symptoms consistent with oil starvation and overheating damage.

Dumbass can't take care of shit. He was a lousy pet owner, the plants in his greenhouse died years ago, and he goes through cars not knowing they need regular maintenance and you don't slam the brakes to stop.

It's honestly a miracle Chris never lowered his standards and did ultimately hook up with someone and raise kids. It sounds a loggy but the cwick is right.

if by some miracle Chris was actually capable of conceiving children and somehow being allowed to keep them, they would grow up sick, hungry, penniless, neglected, abused, and/or dead.

 

[King Kiwi]

Dumbass can't take care of shit. He was a lousy pet owner, the plants in his greenhouse died years ago, and he goes through cars not knowing they need regular maintenance and you don't slam the brakes to stop.

I feel your pain. We're all blessed in some ways and cursed in others.

A more responsible as well as loving family could have taught Chris these things, but that's not always the case.

Maybe had Bob been a little younger or Chris had been a little more curious. Having a mother that encouraged you to learn things and not just go junk hoarding and manipulating you would have helped.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I feel your pain. We're all blessed in some ways and cursed in others.

A more responsible as well as loving family could have taught Chris these things, but that's not always the case.

Maybe had Bob been a little younger or Chris had been a little more curious. Having a mother that encouraged you to learn things and not just go junk hoarding and manipulating you would have helped.

I think a bigger problem was Barb, who sounded like she always had been a real piece of work and seems to have continually brow-beaten Bob down into submission. Based on Bob's final letter to Chris, he genuinely tried to connect and help his son, but he never could be as harsh a disciplinarian as he needed to be likely because Barb would have pitched a fit about it or something.

 

[King Kiwi]

I think a bigger problem was Barb, who sounded like she always had been a real piece of work and seems to have continually brow-beaten Bob down into submission. Based on Bob's final letter to Chris, he genuinely tried to connect and help his son, but he never could be as harsh a disciplinarian as he needed to be likely because Barb would have pitched a fit about it or something.

Right, can't have her flunky thinking for himself.

Must make him helpless and clueless on purpose to make him do as she says and to take care of her in her old age.

Rather backfired, I'd say.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

The weird thing is we know Chris drives like an old lady, so how hard is he slamming the brakes when he's maybe going the bare minimum speed limit at best?

its possible the calipers are failing. when that happens they just put pressure on the rotor non stop which burns down the pads faster and can cause excess brake dust. he could also be the type of driver that rides the brake peddle like an idiot.

 

[King Kiwi]

I still think "the trolls" aren't something Chris is overly concerned about verses being spotted by a "fan". He said way back he wears the Sonichu medallion so people "know who he is", so he obviously wears it for attention.

Remember: Chris's absolute hell on earth is if everyone just stopped paying attention to him and he's forgotten. He craves attention, good, bad or otherwise.

Eh, I'm a fan of the people who preserve Christory.

Not Chris himself. And certainly not the people who chase him down like hounds.

Life might not be a spectator sport, but anything regarding Chris should be.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Do not wanna switch my PC language for a single pic, but Chris has finally broken his Duolingo streak after like two weeks of no activity.
His record was 149 days, and he trained solely Finnish.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

One thing is for sure, we will not be seeing him like Babscon in the future.

 

[FedPostalService]

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Do not wanna switch my PC language for a single pic, but Chris has finally broken his Duolingo streak after like two weeks of no activity.
His record was 149 days, and he trained solely Finnish.

I think if Chris was doing better on Duolingo than me I’d have to 41% myself

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I think if Chris was doing better on Duolingo than me I’d have to 41% myself

Isn't Finnish nearly impossible for a native, adult speaker of English to learn to fluency? Like if you're an English speaker trying to learn German, or a Spanish speaker trying to learn Italian, you'd have a much easier time of things than what Chris is trying to learn. I think Duolingo is built to keep people engaged and Chris has been receptive to the app's ability to help him keep going. He could very well have a good reason to learn Finnish, and the obvious suspect is Flutter, wherever she came from.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Isn't Finnish nearly impossible for a native, adult speaker of English to learn to fluency?

It is. It’s the only Scandinavian language that’s not a Germanic language (aka related to English), being in the same language family as Hungarian. It has like 19 noun cases while English has none.

 

[The Dude]

I would not be surprised if Chris figured flipping his retard medallion around was just as good as taking it off for his "disguise" while filming that interview in public. Because a 300lb tranny retard who can't dress himself and always has a two pound hunk of yellow Play Dough hanging around his neck(s) is such a common sight. That could be anyone! May as well have just put a blue pillow case over his head again with how effective that "disguise" was.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I would not be surprised if Chris figured flipping his retard medallion around was just as good as taking it off for his "disguise" while filming that interview in public. Because a 300lb tranny retard who can't dress himself and always has a two pound hunk of yellow Play Dough hanging around his neck(s) is such a common sight. That could be anyone! May as well have just put a blue pillow case over his head again with how effective that "disguise" was.

I think the medallion just flips over when Chris walks around because he added a big round marble to the back as a Mega Stone. He often doesn't notice it flipped over. I like the rumor that the marble is actually the eye of the demon that inhabits Chris, and when the demon wants to see what Chris is doing it flips the medallion around.

 

[The Dude]

I think the medallion just flips over when Chris walks around because he added a big round marble to the back as a Mega Stone. He often doesn't notice it flipped over. I like the rumor that the marble is actually the eye of the demon that inhabits Chris, and when the demon wants to see what Chris is doing it flips the medallion around.

Most likely, but would you honestly be surprised if Chris genuinely thought flipping it around would conceal his identity? This is the guy who had to stare at his own reflection to remember what his face looks like.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Most likely, but would you honestly be surprised if Chris genuinely thought flipping it around would conceal his identity? This is the guy who had to stare at his own reflection to remember what his face looks like.

That's not so bad, lots of artists do that for self-portraits. It's just they are all much more competent than Chris, who has shown nearly no improvement in art since childhood.

 

[King Kiwi]

That's not so bad, lots of artists do that for self-portraits. It's just they are all much more competent than Chris, who has shown nearly no improvement in art since childhood.

I think he's gotten worse since HS.