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How many millennial women are pooners? aren't most of them zoomers? and of the youngest tier since early zoomers are already approaching their mid 20s.
Most of them are zoomers, but there's definitely a sizeable cohort of millennial pooners. Think woke kindergarten teachers, gender studies and queer theory academics, lesbians trying to go back in the closet Ellen Page style, most of the "seahorse dads".
 
Pooner wonders why gay men aren't attracted to her even though she has a small mustache.
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"Those CIS white women and their....being nice!!"
Absolutely horrendous takes from TikTok pooner #584938, who hates women so much she couldn't stand to be one. (Not that it matters, but I hate the usage of "y'all" in this video too. It sounds so unnatural.)

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This bitch is so obnoxious and annoying. At least she's given herself her own pink triangle of faggotry. She's that annoying she has 2!
 
"Just wondering if it's normal for a man to think of you as a woman while his penis is in your vagina"
Also good news to hirsute women everywhere: apparently you're men now
There's a few bearded ladies around in the media like Harnaam Kaur, who talk about body positivity (as in, actually accepting your body the way it is and keeping it healthy) and being open about having PCOS. They're the exact opposite of pooners, and far more well-adjusted. Kaur's brother even does documentaries investigating and exposing child grooming, so the family is like the opposite of troons.
 
"Those CIS white women and their....being nice!!"
Absolutely horrendous takes from TikTok pooner #584938, who hates women so much she couldn't stand to be one. (Not that it matters, but I hate the usage of "y'all" in this video too. It sounds so unnatural.)

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100% free of any original thought. Just a string of clichés we have all heard 100s of times. It's just mantras at this point.
 
"Those CIS white women and their....being nice!!"
Absolutely horrendous takes from TikTok pooner #584938, who hates women so much she couldn't stand to be one. (Not that it matters, but I hate the usage of "y'all" in this video too. It sounds so unnatural.)

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Y'all cis Folx's better be nice to the marginalized trans masc's, because if you make them feel some type of invalid, well, they'll put the toxic back in masculinity. And shout out to the Black and Latinx Trans masc's, we all know they carry massive generational trauma, how about show them you understand how much of an oppressor you are and give them some reparations; they may be men, but they were socially conditioned into #girlmath, so they can use a some extra for all those little treats .
 
"Those CIS white women and their....being nice!!"
Absolutely horrendous takes from TikTok pooner #584938, who hates women so much she couldn't stand to be one. (Not that it matters, but I hate the usage of "y'all" in this video too. It sounds so unnatural.)

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Here's @serenpierz on instagram, she got a facial masculinization surgery which in turn makes her look like genuine body horror. I don't know how to explain it but her voice sounds like a zipper.
The funniest thing about the pooners is that they all end up looking and thinking the same, lmao. Very patchy beard, septum piercing, shitty tattoos and making videos complaining or crying about stuff that most men won't give a shit about.
 
The funniest thing about the pooners is that they all end up looking and thinking the same, lmao. Very patchy beard, septum piercing, shitty tattoos and making videos complaining or crying about stuff that most men won't give a shit about.
What's even funnier, much like the average troon, you can clock a pooner easily.
 
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"Those CIS white women and their....being nice!!"
Absolutely horrendous takes from TikTok pooner #584938, who hates women so much she couldn't stand to be one. (Not that it matters, but I hate the usage of "y'all" in this video too. It sounds so unnatural.)

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You are a white woman! you talk like a white woman! you even make white woman gestures you goddamn lunatic!

MEDS NOW!
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Here's @serenpierz on instagram, she got a facial masculinization surgery which in turn makes her look like genuine body horror. I don't know how to explain it but her voice sounds like a zipper.
She wasn't half bad for a black girl, skinny which is rarer than you think and a nice pair, meh face but mostly because of those eye bags which would've been much easier to fix than pooning.

Now she looks like a prison bitch...
 
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