Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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If this is the place I really hope we get some good content out of this. He's right near the river, a couple parks, and downtown. As long as Jessica or the a-logs don't keep him from going out this'll be an awesome new arc.
Can you imagine a gender relations rant at sunset out by the river how kino that would be?
 
@ADHD it's been almost 30 minutes since her violent puking. She is presumably passed out in the tub with the water running (and tub drain probably not plugged). My question is if she has done this before and if so, how often?
 
@ADHD it's been almost 30 minutes since her violent puking. She is presumably passed out in the tub with the water running (and tub drain probably not plugged). My question is if she has done this before and if so, how often?
Something like this happened before where she just went to bed and didn't turn off the stream.
According to the chat these are the possibilities :
A. She's just KO in the bath
B. She's crying wolf
C. She's watching wrestlemania
D. She actually died in the tub. Whitney houston style.

I think it might be C.


Someone has called Josh but it went straight to voicemail.
 
Something like this happened before where she just went to bed and didn't turn off the stream.
According to the chat these are the possibilities :
A. She's just KO in the bath
B. She's crying wolf
C. She's watching wrestlemania
D. She actually died in the tub. Whitney houston style.

I think it might be C.


Someone has called Josh but it went straight to voicemail.
E. All the diseases trying to kill Cobes passed into her and are manifesting all at once in her body on stream
 
She's back, she's making sounds.

Aaand she's silent again, looks like the mods are going to call authorities though.

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If this is the place I really hope we get some good content out of this. He's right near the river, a couple parks, and downtown. As long as Jessica or the a-logs don't keep him from going out this'll be an awesome new arc.
If he has easy access to a river I hope he gets into magnet fishing. He can find all sorts of river trash and fill the trailer with it. TWU.
 
Some total moron posted the cameo she bought in the sub and people are seething. Dude how can they not see the humor in this? Somebody paid $60 for THIS. It’s fucking hilarious. $60 for a 10 second clip of an absolutely fucking wasted boglim slurring their names and stumbling over his own catchphrase. The absurdity of it has me dead I couldn’t contain myself. Maybe I’m just supremely regarded but I was howling laughing at this shit. SIXTY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THIS.

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It would be extremely funny for Cobes to shout out or boy Haythem and cast a circle of protection on him because he has cancer.

He wouldn’t pronounce the name right and he’d forget the Circle of Protection, though.

The level of effort he puts into his Cameos is infuriating. That one goes for what, 6 seconds? It’s worse than playing the slots in Vegas.
 
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