Trainwreck The Empathic Nutritionist / Empathic Mamahood / Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / Luna Elva Ramirez / Glenn Ramirez / Atlas Glenn Standford Ramirez - Eyefucking Sociopath Selfie Addict Mother and Closeted Gymrat Pothead Father who use Instagram to Parade their Homemade Homunculus Tard Baby Created by their Refusal to Follow any Medical Oversights

[Free the Pedos]

Has there ever been a society on earth that expected women to give birth alone?
Robyn: “no, it is everyone who ever lived who is wrong.”

 

[Android raptor]

(and that the baby is another boy )

I'm torn because unless its a spud I think another boy will become just as ignored as Atlas is, but a girl she'll try to make into Luna 2.0 (and lord help her if she's not a spud and decides she's sick of getting shoved in cheap dresses and giant bows, girls like that very easily become the scapegoat of narcissistic mothers).

Tbh the kid is going to suffer no matter what sex it is unless it's another potato with no capacity to suffer. It sounds horrible but I kind of low-key hope it's another spud or stillborn because no kid deserves to suffer the special hell of having an NPD mom.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Admits its going to be hard to transition to 3 kids.

No shit, Robyn. The transition from spud to 1 garage gym child was probably pretty straightforward.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

If only Robyn had gotten really into the Burning Man scene and done a bunch of experimental drugs instead of using the birthing of human beings to deepen her spiritual consciousness or whatever.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

No shit, Robyn. The transition from spud to 1 garage gym child was probably pretty straightforward.

Luna is basically a really involved pet at this point. Like a high needs reptile. Robyn truly does not have 2 children because Luna isn’t experiencing oldest sibling jealousy and insecurity, learning to read in kindergarten, or playing outside in the early evenings before dinner. Robyn has never had two children underfoot. A healthy child can’t be rolled into the corner for hours at a time. A healthy child cannot be tended to like a houseplant by anyone with a pulse, unable to conceive of the concept of a mother or the possibility of having a caregiver preference.

I think, provided that there is only one baby in there and it is born healthy without complications, Robyn is going to find this transition way more jarring the last. Unlike Luna, Atlas WILL get pissed off about sharing attention, time, and resources with a younger sibling. He WILL get jealous. He WILL probably immediately prefer the baby over Luna because the baby will start interacting with him.

My prediction is that Atlas is about to end up at the top of Robyn’s shit list. Provided she doesn’t die in childbirth or strangle this baby in her vaginal vise.

 

[Android raptor]

Luna is basically a really involved pet at this point. Like a high needs reptile.

Nah, reptiles are way more sentient and aware than Luna is. Luna is more like a constantly seizing houseplant.

 

[Ms. Marple]

I'm torn because unless its a spud I think another boy will become just as ignored as Atlas is, but a girl she'll try to make into Luna 2.0 (and lord help her if she's not a spud and decides she's sick of getting shoved in cheap dresses and giant bows, girls like that very easily become the scapegoat of narcissistic mothers).

Tbh the kid is going to suffer no matter what sex it is unless it's another potato with no capacity to suffer. It sounds horrible but I kind of low-key hope it's another spud or stillborn because no kid deserves to suffer the special hell of having an NPD mom.

Luna will always be the golden child, or the golden spud to be more accurate. I’m hoping it’s a boy so Atlas can be the cool big brother showing him the ropes. Narcissistic mothers typically end up hating their daughters, especially if they’re smart and better looking, which let’s face it, wouldn’t be difficult with a Baba Yaga like Robyn. Btw, love the analogy to Baba Yaga, Robyn truly looks like one . A boy has a better chance at escaping her narcissistic abuse. I hope.

 

[Robert California]

Luna will always be the golden child, or the golden spud to be more accurate. I’m hoping it’s a boy so Atlas can be the cool big brother showing him the ropes. Narcissistic mothers typically end up hating their daughters, especially if they’re smart and better looking, which let’s face it, wouldn’t be difficult with a Baba Yaga like Robyn. Btw, love the analogy to Baba Yaga, Robyn truly looks like one . A boy has a better chance at escaping her narcissistic abuse. I hope.

Yukon gold, if you will….

 

[Android raptor]

Luna will always be the golden child, or the golden spud to be more accurate. I’m hoping it’s a boy so Atlas can be the cool big brother showing him the ropes. Narcissistic mothers typically end up hating their daughters, especially if they’re smart and better looking, which let’s face it, wouldn’t be difficult with a Baba Yaga like Robyn. Btw, love the analogy to Baba Yaga, Robyn truly looks like one . A boy has a better chance at escaping her narcissistic abuse. I hope.

Unfortunately all kids of NPD parents are abused in some way, though you are right about narcissistic mothers being particularly terrible to daughters they think are prettier or smarter than them or aren't perfect obedient mini clones of themselves.

Either way unless the kid nopes out before gaining the capacity to suffer, its in for hell. I've said before but narcissists reproducing isn't much better than pedophiles reproducing, since it's just sticking a kid with someone guaranteed to abuse them.

And yeah Luna will always be her golden child, since she's a spud incapable of ever going against Robyn that she can project whatever she wants onto. Lord help her actual kid(s) when she finally goes to the big potato patch in the sky.

 

[Naenia Ness]

Confirmed to want orgasmic birth goddamn it I hate it here

 

[Ms. Marple]

Unfortunately all kids of NPD parents are abused in some way, though you are right about narcissistic mothers being particularly terrible to daughters they think are prettier or smarter than them or aren't perfect obedient mini clones of themselves.

Either way unless the kid nopes out before gaining the capacity to suffer, its in for hell. I've said before but narcissists reproducing isn't much better than pedophiles reproducing, since it's just sticking a kid with someone guaranteed to abuse them.

And yeah Luna will always be her golden child, since she's a spud incapable of ever going against Robyn that she can project whatever she wants onto. Lord help her actual kid(s) when she finally goes to the big potato patch in the sky.

Can you imagine competing for love and always being in the shadow of a child like Luna? I sometimes wonder if Atlas's speech delay is partially caused by observing his non-verbal sister and all the affection she gets and subconsciously doing the same in hopes of getting that same kind of twisted love.

 

[Berserker Armor]

Happened to think of it. Seems Las Vegas isn’t getting totality but they are getting partial. Beginning at 10:20 am, peaking at 11:20 am then ending at 12:30. It is currently (as of writing) 6:15ish pm in Vegas.
Baby number 3 better start crack a lacking around 1-2 am if they want to born during at least the beginning.
If baby is born during this Robyn will have a maximum woo moment about baby being born during the eclipse… then she will get bored of it and go back to potato time.

 

[VinegarPussy]

Help me understand the slide about “giving birth in captivity,” nonsense. It’s not a tiger at the Cincinnati Zoo crapping out a litter…Robyn, you’re a suburban Las Vegas SAHM (and I use that in the most generous sense) pushing out a baby in a wading pool. Going to the hospital isn’t “captivity.”
Captive Birth Woo

 

[booklover]

Yeah, unless she’s mentally challenged like Robyn she must notice four years have gone and there’s been absolutely no progress. I’d argue Luna has actually regressed, like her infamous stepping is worse than it used to be.

Edit: meant to quote Disgruntled Pupper.

Luna gets bigger, but does she meet any other milestones? I don't see it.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Help me understand the slide about “giving birth in captivity,” nonsense. It’s not a tiger at the Cincinnati Zoo crapping out a litter…Robyn, you’re a suburban Las Vegas SAHM (and I use that in the most generous sense) pushing out a baby in a wading pool. Going to the hospital isn’t “captivity.”
Captive Birth Woo

The unassisted birth movement shes now been touting refers to hospitals and birthing centers as captivity. The full on unassisted birth people think it should be done with nature.

 

[booklover]

Usually, the way to stop a postpartum haemorrhage is to get the placenta out. That's usually the thing that's bleeding, and once it's out you're all good. So I'm not sure how you're meant to get some plancenta in your mouth, but if they're saying "oh it stopped once the placenta was out and I shoved some in my cheek!" well yeah no shit it was going to stop anyway and you just ate some raw self meat.

I was watching a YouTube video where they showed a monkey giving birth out in the forest, and then she ate the placenta. One comment said, "Yum! A delicious steak just fell out of my butt!" Okay, it wasn't her butt, but it was in that general area.

 

[Android raptor]

I was watching a YouTube video where they showed a monkey giving birth out in the forest, and then she ate the placenta. One comment said, "Yum! A delicious steak just fell out of my butt!" Okay, it wasn't her butt, but it was in that general area.

Non-human animals at least have the excuse of needing to clean up anything that could possibly attract predators.

Robyn is just a weirdo.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Luna gets bigger, but does she meet any other milestones? I don't see it.

Has she gotten bigger recently? If she grows at all, it's very, very slow, likely a consequence of severe insult to her brain.

 

[ZB927]

Hopefully by baby #3 her muscles are so lax from the previous two that they just slip out.

I really hope this happens, but in, like, the grocery store so she's robbed of her coveted orgasmic birth.

The unassisted birth movement shes now been touting refers to hospitals and birthing centers as captivity. The full on unassisted birth people think it should be done with nature.

Bitches be having babies in the ocean with dolphins and shit. Really dangerous and stupid for a variety of reasons.

 

[Naenia Ness]

Bitches be having babies in the ocean with dolphins and shit. Really dangerous and stupid for a variety of reasons.

It's always amusing to me when I see these kinds of people that believe dolphins are these gentle, peaceful, harmless creatures when uh, they're kinda, really, not that nice.

This is the one and only time I'll say this; thank god Robyn seems to be okay with just the kiddy pool at home. She does not need an ocean birth obsession on top of everything else.