Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[holyhandgrenade]

I'm counting down the days until he talks about having been molested. A gay man who compulsively sexualizes children seems a likely pick.

I doubt he was ever molested if he had been he would have bragged about it by now. You can start the countdown for when one of his kids says they were molested though.

 

[Potatoherder]

I doubt he was ever molested if he had been he would have bragged about it by now

He is more like Mr. Garrison, that lines up with Nick's anger at not being invited into his parents sex life.

Despite having declared himself gay, Garrison continues to appear ashamed of it as a part of his continual emotional and psychological problems. In the season three finale, "World Wide Recorder Concert", he was portrayed as in despair over the fact that his father, Garrison Senior, had not sexually abused him when Garrison was young, believing that he did not love his son. After being repeatedly pressed by his son to have sex with him, Garrison Senior has Kenny G do so.

So Nick's dad needs to pay Kenny G to have sex with Nick and he will be fixed. Maybe a givesendgo can be set up.

 

[Seafarer]

Apparently during a premiere for his YouTube podcast “This Week In Guns”, Matt of Fuddbusters had this interaction with a stream commenter:

If you’re wondering this guy was the swarthy looking fellow who Nick unprompted decided to start lecturing on “underwear parties” and his attendance in such events, to which Matt got visibly uncomfortable.

On a side note, “underwear parties” is one of my favorite Rekietaisms and it’s quite under appreciated. I use it to refer to any embarrassing event or group that a person was a part of. The type of event that any sane member wants to wash their hands of immediately afterwards, and the ultra-degenerates wear as a badge of honor. For example the DM chains that @Catler was involved in (if you guys remember that drama) are a prime example of an “underwear party”.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Remember when Rekieta would get legitimate businesses as sponsors? Like Ridge? Sure, I'm no fan of Ridge and think their stuff is retardedly overpriced and I sure as hell don't need another solid metal slab in my front pocket next to my phone and their pocket knife is apparently some rebadged chinese thing at well over twice the price it should be but they are an actual legitimate company.
Then he got the weird Birch gold borderline scam thing... and then some sort of prepper food thing... and now these "We take everyone!" super-smoothie guys? Did I miss anyone? I stopped watching like 2 years ago at this point.

It's just yet another thing that's a downward spiral. Him, his show, the guests on said show, the sponsors, etc.

 

[feral cat #6385]

If I had this faggot for a dad I'd be crying too.

Nick holds his kids down and spreads their cheeks as Drexel goes to pound town.

If you’re wondering this guy was the swarthy looking fellow who Nick unprompted decided to start lecturing on “underwear parties” and his attendance in such events, to which Matt got visibly uncomfortable.

Nick's degeneracy put Fudd Busters in a self-defense situation.

 

[Twinkletard]

I seriously haven't watched his show for the last year and a half outside of the clip channels and MATI. I forget why I watched him before.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I seriously haven't watched his show for the last year and a half outside of the clip channels and MATI. I forget why I watched him before.

I struggled to remember myself and had to revisit old posts. I suppose he was entertaining at one time. Nick, entertaining—does that ring a bell for anyone?

 

[Festivus]

I seriously haven't watched his show for the last year and a half outside of the clip channels and MATI. I forget why I watched him before.

Yeah I gave up midway through the Johnny Depp trial. Honestly the Rittenhouse coverage was a good watch and going away from that panel format has been the death of his channel. There's a ton of trials he could've been covering too in recent months, from the Trump stuff to the UFC trial to whatever is going on with the Vtubers. There's really no excuse, the guy is just an alcoholic with Oppositional Defiant Disorder so I'm not sure he ever gets it together.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I suppose he was entertaining at one time. Nick, entertaining—does that ring a bell for anyone?

Nick's DSP bankruptcy stuff was so much fun to watch, and I looked forward to any updates from him on it.

Josh introducing Nick to DSP stream, the bankruptcy call review stream, very long DSP lore stream, the mini updates on trustee and Midfirst movement streams, I couldn't get enough.

On the other hand, you could say this was a very early sign that he was talking out of his ass - he got just about every prediction wrong. Even if he admitted to this later on, savor that admission of him being wrong, because you're not getting such courtesy later on.

 

[zyclonPD]

I seriously haven't watched his show for the last year and a half outside of the clip channels and MATI. I forget why I watched him before.

Once upon a time he covered interesting and novel lawsuits applicable to people's interests by reading these relics called fillings or court documents. We use to watch him because maybe we were interested if some guy suing Nintendo had a case or if a car manufacturer was going to get reamed by the court over some sales practice they employed.

During these shows the non practicing attorney would break down these mythical texts into easy to understand soundbites for they laymen who otherwise would be bewildered by the jargon and double speak of the law profession.

But all that was lame and gay because some women showed up with saggy tits into his discord and locals. Us people who enjoyed these legal streams became incel prudes for not fawning over the 50 year old hags showing their tits in a subgroup most the audience wasn't a part of anyway. The rest is what this threads been about for over a year.

 

[AnOminous]

On the other hand, you could say this was a very early sign that he was talking out of his ass - he got just about every prediction wrong. Even if he admitted to this later on, savor that admission of him being wrong, because you're not getting such courtesy later on.

I can't remember anyone at all saying "yeah DSP will just totally get away with this six figures swindle."

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick could do a good DSP impression at one point too. The vest stream seemed like a super fun thing. I doubt most of the current audience even knows DSP.

 

[Maude Snew]

Did I miss anyone?

He also did the shit chinesium handheld battery chainsaws and some real fucking shady law firm that did something with the free coof money if I'm remembering right.

 

[AltisticRight]

At least DSP can play video games.
In fact, I bet he plays better than Balldo at any game.

 

[polar bear]

Remember when Rekieta would get legitimate businesses as sponsors?

He also did the shit chinesium handheld battery chainsaws and some real fucking shady law firm

He also promoted The Dragons' Treasure - some dude running a tea shop, which appears to be still doing well enough.
He has his own channel talking mainly about anime/comic/vidya stuff by the looks of it, and he even streamed once to comment about Rekieta after he got banned from YT (stream fm 6th Oct 2022)

I only had a rough glance, but I can't see any further streams where he's talking specifically about Nick, so perhaps he came to his senses

edited to add: dude was pretty serious lel

 

[Sharpeteer]

At least DSP can play video games.
In fact, I bet he plays better than Balldo at any game.

You know what DSP is that Nick isn't? Reliable in providing something to watch.

DSP adamantly sticks to his streaming schedule no matter what, everything else be damned, and this includes sticking to his set days off.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Pegging is a recurrent theme on this stream, and Nick weighed in with a story about a woman who pegged, decapitated, and then disemboweled a man. Nick describes himself as a "warrior for Christ against pegging because I have to stop it. I'm telling guys they can't get pegged". Nick also says that he has never heard compelling arguments for pegging (only against) and brings up Jack Murphy and how it ruined his career.

I suspect the reason Nick hates pegging is because Kayla pegged him and he was disappointed he didn't get his ass reamed as hard as when the black dudes down at Gay 90s fuck him.

Guaranteed that's it. I don't see how being pegged is any worse than strapping cuck cages to their testicles or getting naked, underwear parties at gay bars/with naked Jamaican men at Hedonism 2, pole dancing for your chat jannie, or naked hot tub sessions with some fat 40 year old Anthony Cumia wannabe. Kayla should lay off the pills so she can learn to peg him like whoever was pegging Preston Poulter in that video, you just know Nick jerked off to that one.

I doubt he was ever molested if he had been he would have bragged about it by now. You can start the countdown for when one of his kids says they were molested though.

I guarantee at least one of Nick's kids is going to end up hyper left wing and probably will troon out. I think he's already said his kids are going to college. His daughters probably have it worst given their mother is a pill-popping whore who has had so many surgeries she's mutated into a goblin in the span of only 2-3 years and their father is an alcoholic addicted to drugs and porn who advocates anorexia and weird MRA talking points. And that's before Uncle Drexel comes by.

 

[AltisticRight]

You know what DSP is that Nick isn't? Reliable in providing something to watch.

DSP adamantly sticks to his streaming schedule no matter what, everything else be damned, and this includes sticking to his set days off.

DSP also didn't make a scene out of his hotcam wank session, it even looked like he felt shameful about it.

Balldo on the other hand openly talks about having sexual intercourse in the public and his parents' bedroom earthquakes, without a tidbit of shame. He would lick another man and display Drexel's Balldo that somehow came into his possession.

 

[Triple Flutz]

Something tells me Nick wouldn't have liked it if his dad laughed at him when he was upset he had his Transformer taken away...

We're talking about someone who has a deep grievance as a middle-aged man over the fact that his parents kept their sex life private, so yeah, I'm sure you're right. Someone pisses on your ancestor's grave? LOL FUNNY! Your own flesh and blood having a hard time because their feelings are hurt, they're distressed, and they don't yet have the capacity to self-regulate and move past it? LMFAO! Your dad won't teach you about sex toys? Traumatic event that shifted the course of your life.

 

[Captain Manning]

I can't remember anyone at all saying "yeah DSP will just totally get away with this six figures swindle."

Yeah, to be completely fair to Nick, I think just about everybody and their second cousin got the DSP thing wrong.

A lot of Nick's predictions are famously wrong, but DSP was one where he's in plenty good company.