Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 102 34.0%

  • Total voters
    300
He also promoted The Dragons' Treasure - some dude running a tea shop, which appears to be still doing well enough.
He has his own channel talking mainly about anime/comic/vidya stuff by the looks of it, and he even streamed once to comment about Rekieta after he got banned from YT (stream fm 6th Oct 2022)

I only had a rough glance, but I can't see any further streams where he's talking specifically about Nick, so perhaps he came to his senses

edited to add: dude was pretty serious lel
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TBH Dragon's Treasure advertises on every channel. He normally does it VIA superchats promoting his own stuff. I don't really count him as a 'real' sponsor. He used to be in rekieta's old discord and we mostly made fun of him for his stupidly expensive tea.
 
Remember when Rekieta would get legitimate businesses as sponsors? Like Ridge? Sure, I'm no fan of Ridge and think their stuff is retardedly overpriced and I sure as hell don't need another solid metal slab in my front pocket next to my phone and their pocket knife is apparently some rebadged chinese thing at well over twice the price it should be but they are an actual legitimate company.
Then he got the weird Birch gold borderline scam thing... and then some sort of prepper food thing... and now these "We take everyone!" super-smoothie guys? Did I miss anyone? I stopped watching like 2 years ago at this point.

It's just yet another thing that's a downward spiral. Him, his show, the guests on said show, the sponsors, etc.
It's a government gay op to make you ditch cash and adopt digital currency so you're trackable anywhere. The money clip is a red herring. /tinfoil

TBH Dragon's Treasure advertises on every channel. He normally does it VIA superchats promoting his own stuff. I don't really count him as a 'real' sponsor. He used to be in rekieta's old discord and we mostly made fun of him for his stupidly expensive tea.
We called his tea beard shavings.
 
Rumble contract confirmed
Edit to add: and Locals updates
Is this really confirmation ? It doesn’t seem like it to me


I do not wish ill on RUMBLE, but I am critical of their business decisions. A lot of people 'on the right' rely too much on outrage marketing where people support an alternative out of spite but do not put enough effort into making a viable and valuable service. I believe that they were channeling some of that Silicon Valley spirit of optimism where a small idea would blow up in value (real or not) with the gamble they made on contracts.

It should be pointed out that besides fixing their damn player and implementing basic features, the only thing Rumble had to do to get people to the platform was copy Stream.me’s homework. The weekly award got a lot of great content in the platform and saw a ton of people rush over to it. This was the way to go about it.
Instead the copied Mixer’s business model of paying for exclusivity… even though Mixer burned down in flames despite having Microsoft money and the largest streamer in the world
 
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He normally does it VIA superchats promoting his own stuff
I only remembered there was some tea guy, it completely slipped my mind that he was just advertising himself. Damn. I don't wanna be judgmental and say he was retarded, cause maybe it was a sound business decision and worked out for him, but you're right, it definitely isn't sponsorship then.
Other than that, the only other business i can think of might be balldo.

It's a bit crazy that the guy had tens of thousands of people watching him, everyone wanted to be on his show, he built a brand for himself - and then he threw it all away in the most pathetic way. He could've just taken a year off to chill after Rittenhouse or Depp, announce to his audience and potential sponsors that he wants to focus on family or sth - he'd be revered for that, and could come back at any point.

Instead, he got this weird idea stuck in his head that he has to stream even if it's bad for him, he has to be an exhibitionist, he has to let people know he doesn't care, he can destroy it all, it all means nothing to him anyway. What a weird specimen Nick is.
 
He could've just taken a year off to chill after Rittenhouse or Depp, announce to his audience and potential sponsors that he wants to focus on family or sth - he'd be revered for that, and could come back at any point.
He could have just gone to something like Jim time and periodically announced a stream every couple weeks or even months, and instantly make thousands of dollars. But no, turning into a gigantic faggot degenerate and telling his audience to go fuck themselves while wasting away from AIDS and manorexia was a much better idea.
 
He could have just gone to something like Jim time and periodically announced a stream every couple weeks or even months, and instantly make thousands of dollars. But no, turning into a gigantic faggot degenerate and telling his audience to go fuck themselves while wasting away from AIDS and manorexia was a much better idea.
He could have done one Friday night stream recapping legal shit from the week while he got drunk and pulled in superchats, but the homosexuality was too strong for him to suppress.
 
He could have done one Friday night stream recapping legal shit from the week while he got drunk and pulled in superchats, but the homosexuality was too strong for him to suppress.
I don't think Rob gets drunk but law and lumber does that and gets basically the same as Nick's weekly YT in one day. Just based on hours of work he is way ahead.
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I don't think Rob gets drunk but law and lumber does that and gets basically the same as Nick's weekly YT in one day. Just based on hours of work he is way ahead.
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And Rob manages to do that not only sober, but also as a gay man married to a woman (or about to be married again? I can't remember). Granted, Rob has no kids I'm aware of. What's Nicky's excuse? (I guess besides "Muh kidz" or "Muh schedules".)
 
He could have done one Friday night stream recapping legal shit from the week while he got drunk and pulled in superchats, but the homosexuality was too strong for him to suppress.
It just hit me that perhaps the only reason he keeps streaming so often, even though he has nothing of value to say, is because he is a lonely alcoholic, ashamed of his weakness. Streams allow him to have that "ha! at least I don't drink alone" excuse. Sad. Pathetic!
 
Found a comic strip that accurately predicted the Rekieta children's upbringing decades in advance. Kinda spooky:

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I can't remember anyone at all saying "yeah DSP will just totally get away with this six figures swindle."
There was one DSP detractor streamer who did call it a short number of weeks before it was granted, I think it was Agent Proper? Not sure, but there was ONE who was like "oh fuck, I don't think we're right on this one." Their name escapes me because their only defining feature in my mind was "DSP detractor."
 
Instead, he got this weird idea stuck in his head that he has to stream even if it's bad for him, he has to be an exhibitionist, he has to let people know he doesn't care, he can destroy it all, it all means nothing to him anyway. What a weird specimen Nick is.
Nick made himself the kahntent. That hardly ever turns out well.
 
I don't think Rob gets drunk but law and lumber does that and gets basically the same as Nick's weekly YT in one day. Just based on hours of work he is way ahead.
Yeah well Nick was seething at that dude as can be seen in this clip.

This seems like a low blow but whatever, he's making fun of the Rob guy's' hair, look at him, what is he doing?

 
He also did the shit chinesium handheld battery chainsaws and some real fucking shady law firm that did something with the free coof money if I'm remembering right.
GOD I think that was when I stopped watching him around that time period.
I remember seeing it come up and going "Really? You're selling this trash? How down for money are you?"

I remember he had some jew gold scam too where you invested in gold stock or some shit instead of physical gold.
 
If it was anyone else, it wouldn't have happened. For some reason, the Gods smiled upon Phil.
Yeah, that's my understanding as well. Phil got ridiculously lucky.

That's why I don't think it's fair to criticize Rekieta much with his DSP bankruptcy prediction. I usually try to be fair even to shitheels.

Now, with respect to a lot other predictions Nick has made...

ETA: On the other hand, this could be considered fodder for the idea Nick jinxes things. I wonder if it would have turned out differently if Nick didn't talk about it. I dunno if it's so much God smiles on Phil as it is that he frowns at Rekieta. LOL.
 
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I struggled to remember myself and had to revisit old posts. I suppose he was entertaining at one time. Nick, entertaining—does that ring a bell for anyone?
The only time I watched and enjoyed his content was during the Vic stuff, his breakdown of the deposition videos were interesting. I subbed to him but never really watched him after that, and I realized later on it was because the deposition was really the interesting part, not so much Nick as nice as it was having someone who spoke legalese to provide more details.
 
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