Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I don't even get how anyone is even supposed to use that thing. I mean forget changing tunings between songs.

Pros swap to a different axe my friend.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Really appreciate all these posts archiving the memes, been a great blast from the past.
Thanks everyone!

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

So the subreddit got deleted. No skin off my shoes youtube.
Always figured it odd how the main sub was just a cesspool of paypigs and Tik Tok weens with a few gems. But the other sub was just as bad with A-Logs and schizos posting their one man gay-ops. Still find it strange how there are still regular onlookers here think cobes can be helped at all or that he wouldn't immediately ruin or refuse anything done to improve the situation.
Circle of protection on the archivers.

 

[Bogliacci]

This is what it would feel like to save the library of alexandria

 

[Slim Boglim]

I'm sorry anyone ever doubted you and your Big Bog Data science.

Same just last week I was telling him to fuckoff. Now… I kneel

 

[Umaibae]

 

[UncommonParlence]

As much as I want to cheer on /r/kingcobrajfs getting banned it's bad for two main reasons:

1. The subreddit was by far the greatest archive of Q&A's, artwork, links to videos, links to wikis and drama that existed. That's all now gone most likely forever. It's basically the burning of the library of Alexandria but for Cobra occulists.
2. The refugees are going to move somewhere and alt subs that ban evade will be trashed by Reddit admins on sight. Guess where they are coming when those alt subs like /r/theboglim get shitcanned? Here. There is no other real place to discuss it online that gets traffic

I'm 100% convinced it will effect his bottom line too.

It's not like youtube is promoting his videos to squares or anything. And his pay piggies didn't come from nowhere.

That sub unironically put eyes on lil dude. He could have made so much money if he used that sub to merchandise and shill. Mods would've sucked his cobra to get him posting on there. We'll never know now.

We'll see what the future holds but I predict some lean times ahead. Cobra should really put that monkey paw down...

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I'm 100% convinced it will effect his bottom line too.

It's not like youtube is promoting his videos to squares or anything. And his pay piggies didn't come from nowhere.

That sub unironically put eyes on lil dude. He could have made so much money if he used that sub to merchandise and shill. Mods would've sucked his cobra to get him posting on there. We'll never know now.

We'll see what the future holds but I predict some lean times ahead. Cobra should really put that monkey paw down...

Better not turn on TTS again and start making wands, BOY.

 

[Umaibae]

Better not turn on TTS again and start making wands, BOY.

That would require work.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Jessica would look even worse if she was on meth.

She was completely off her ass and on energy drinks while in Casper. If she starts acting manic after drinking a Red Bull then she's not on meth, she's on Caffeine.


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Nah we got it all wrong, methica got high of nicotine....like that dumbfuck Jupiter said.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

The Boglim has been set to private and is linking directly to this thread. damn, I'm late, here's some Josh stuff saved.

 

[Lady Adjani]

As much as I want to cheer on /r/kingcobrajfs getting banned it's bad for two main reasons:

1. The subreddit was by far the greatest archive of Q&A's, artwork, links to videos, links to wikis and drama that existed. That's all now gone most likely forever. It's basically the burning of the library of Alexandria but for Cobra occulists.
2. The refugees are going to move somewhere and alt subs that ban evade will be trashed by Reddit admins on sight. Guess where they are coming when those alt subs like /r/theboglim get shitcanned? Here. There is no other real place to discuss it online that gets traffic

This is a pretty big problem in general, way too many search results lead you to some shitty reddit thread or even worse, discord, both of which can be completely wiped off the web with a single click. We were honestly better off when every single hobby / niche had its own website.

 

[Slim Boglim]

We were honestly better off when every single hobby / niche had its own website.

It’s time for www.kingcobrajfsfanclub.com

 

[HiveDull]

I'm glad that all these dank memes are being preserved. Cobes is certainly an individual who's content should be saved for future generations.

I'm not too familiar with how trailer parks work. Effectively it's a mobile home, right? Does that mean that Papa Clint and the gang can come down and take Josh with them on cross-country road trips?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The Boglim has been set to private and is linking directly to this thread. damn, I'm late, here's some Josh stuff saved.
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It only took him 14 years of internet infamy to hit 100k subs. Waiting patiently did pay off.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I'm glad that all these dank memes are being preserved. Cobes is certainly an individual who's content should be saved for future generations.

I'm not too familiar with how trailer parks work. Effectively it's a mobile home, right? Does that mean that Papa Clint and the gang can come down and take Josh with them on cross-country road trips?

mobile home just means it can be towed elsewhere if need be
they're towed on trailers, and parked in the lot

they're too big for road trips, sadly. Josh would need a sick RV (with a bell tower) for that

 

[Deez Nuts]

The king has spoken
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Reddit A logs getting dunked on by cobes. You love to see it.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

This is a pretty big problem in general, way too many search results lead you to some shitty reddit thread or even worse, discord, both of which can be completely wiped off the web with a single click. We were honestly better off when every single hobby / niche had its own website.

A bygone era when South Park still said fag and gay, and everyone thought a trooner was a perverted sex pest.

It still had the same problem of stuff disappearing, old forums I was on 20 years ago are long gone due to the operator dying, losing interest, or becoming poorfags, or built upon a 'create your own forum' product that went out of business or was sold to some corp. mp3.com, never forget.

Regards to the ban, I think NAL may have had a hand in this. She's been gunning for the trolls for a while, and surprisingly when she types on the internet, she's very coherent. She had a sock on the old Reddit, where she pretended to be a regular troll but was outed, you would never believe she was writing them because they didn't come out like how she speaks!

There was a Messica shitlist dump on NakedAndLaughing sub that I believe to be her work.

Spoiler: Messica Dump

Since she's planning on taking advantage of the new audience she's gained from Cobra's viewers, here are some facts:

Lost custody of her kids and claims it's on purpose.

Has RO on physically abusive baby daddy but says he's a great dad.

Gained over 100lbs in the last year.

Went to rehab but claims she wasn't actually dependent on anything and just needed the mental health aspect.

Lost previous job because she was sleeping with her boss.

Hasn't had a job since, and it's been years. Relies on mother and donations.

Evicted for non-payment of rent. Claims it was because the court was closed. Had to move in with mom.

Gave her cat away and replaced him.

Was kicked out of sober living for literally streaming an AA meeting without the participants' knowledge. Blames NAL for reporting it and the meeting itself qfor not having posted signage that broadcasting meetings not allowed.

Wouldn't come out of her room for years as a teenager. Had to have therapy through the door.

Let her children livestream, alone, on the same channel she streams porn on, got naked on, and harasses mentally ill people for fun on.

Has made a fool of herself flirting/exchanging nudes with every male in GW - Nader, Gorlic bread, SJAM, Roman el Roman, Alaa, YoMama. Already spoken several times about trying to date Aaron.

Made her debut in GW by attempting and failing to seduce a convicted felon and rapist for the lols.

Played a "joke" with viewers' actual money on GoFundMe - twice. Once to raise money to go to Kuwait to date a married man. Second pretending to be Fangirlkate, raising money to go to Casper. Claims these were jokes and that it's fine because everyone was refunded after she had to shut down the GFMs.

Tried to date a married female viewer, got naked on stream while drunk and tried to seduce the viewer, got rejected, then streamed viewer's porn in her Discord as revenge.

Regularly buddy trolls severely mentally ill people, pretends to care about them, then plays puppet master to control them and milk them for content. See: Sjam, NotAnotherVegasDoll, NAL, Purple Glitter, Dark Roses, BBWVeronica. Then pretends she has nothing to do with it and is totally against it.

She has her Discord members do all of her dirty work for her so that they take the fall when shit hits the fan. She regularly pushes people to their limit, then removes herself from the situation (leaves Discords, claims she was never in them, or deletes Discords altogether), then claims she never had anything to do with it.

She manipulates mental ill people for "content" even offline, regularly targeting people in her Discord for her entertainment. She maintains a "friend group" of mentally ill women in order to do this.

Basically, she's a piece of shit and then lies and pretends she has no involvement/knowledge/part in whatever activities she's getting heat for. It's not her fault she lost her kids, got evicted, pushes the mentally ill to breakdowns for fun, etc.

Regularly talks about her sobriety but is in contact with the buddy troll sending NAL bottles of liquor, gleefully updating her stream on how much she's consumed, then claims NAL should stop drinking get help like she did.

There is so much more. Just keep this in mind while watching her. She herself is a lol cow.

Why? Because it was only up for a few hours before being removed, and on a NAL stream a couple of days later she started listing off some of these points as to why Messica is bad and worse.

NAL got The Boglim OG discord shut down, so she's been on a banhammer warpath for weeks. It would explain how Josh knew about the subreddit ban so quickly.

 

[curbside2]

Josh returning the favor and getting redditors evicted from their subreddit is poetic justice in its purest form. If you poke the Cobra you might get the fangs. TWU.

 

[Deez Nuts]

I'm glad that all these dank memes are being preserved. Cobes is certainly an individual who's content should be saved for future generations.

I'm not too familiar with how trailer parks work. Effectively it's a mobile home, right? Does that mean that Papa Clint and the gang can come down and take Josh with them on cross-country road trips?

Some are manufactured homes and they pay rent to the lot. Kind of like an HOA, but they own the home itself. Others are actual RVs that can drive. Same deal with paying lot rent. They have a bad rep, but they vary greatly in terms of people who live there. Some are just retired seniors and some are full of tweakers.