Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[daffodils]

A History of Bathroom Breaks: December 2023 - March 2024

In a bout of autism, I revisited all of Nick's Rumble streams from December to March to learn more about his midstream breaks.

TL;DR: In December, streams are still fairly long. Breaks happen as late as 3.5 hours in and typically take only 3-4 minutes. January 2nd is the first time Nick uses the "checking the house" excuse to justify a still moderate six minute break. On January 4th he sets a personal record by following a 6 minute with a 17 minute break. His wife allegedly tasked him with putting a box of "music stuff" in the car. From here on out, breaks are rarely shorter than 6 minutes and typically 8 minutes or more. On February 9th he lets Branca twiddle his thumbs on stream for 8 minutes because Nick's wife "needed a Gatorade". After a 13 minute break on February 10th, he claims that his late night streams now interfere with his family obligations: He needs the break to check on his wife to make sure she "doesn't need anything". The kids are also getting older and now have "different needs in the middle of the night". But on February 20th, the night of the infamous John stream, he gets fall down drunk and seems to forget all about the need for a break. At the beginning of March, the flu hits the Rekieta household, providing Nick with a more plausible narrative. However, length and frequency of breaks stay more or less the same as on non-flu days. The same holds true on March 14th, when, according to Nick, the kids aren't at home -- his break lasts 11 minutes anyway. By the middle of March, Nick still takes the same breaks but offers fewer justifications and quickly goes back into the topics. What does this all mean? I don't know, but it seems funny and weird.

Sidenote: Even back in December Nick's speech, mannerisms, and appearance were noticeably more normal than today.

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Dec 3: 1h11m "I wasn't planning on drinking tonight, my glass needs to be washed and I need to pee" 4m
Dec 4: Kyle Rittenhouse, no break
Dec 5: 1h59m "My bladder is calling" 5m
Dec 8: Dick Masterson, 3h11m "I'm gonna go take a piss" 4m
Dec 12: 1h41m "I gotta reframe my brain and go to the bathroom" 4m
Dec 14: No break
Dec 15: 2h03m "I'm gonna go take a piss" 5m
Dec 16: Fuddbusters, 3h23m "Guys, I'm gonna take a piss" 3m
Dec 19: 2h30m "I'm gonna go to the bathroom" 3m
Dec 20: No break
Dec 22: Ty Beard, 2h18m "I gotta ask you to fill for a minute because I need to really pee" 4m
Dec 23: 1h40m "I'm gonna go to the bathroom" 4m
Dec 27: 1h28m "I'm going to the bathroom for a minute... give Lady Rackets a kiss because I like her" 10m
Dec 28: Ty Beard, 2h06m "I'm gonna pop off to the bathroom for just a second" 4m
Dec 29: 1h28m "I'm going to run to the bathroom real quick" 5m

Jan 2: 1h15m "I'm going to run to the bathroom" 6m "Sorry about that, had to check on everybody, had to do the rounds, had to check that everyone's doing okay"
Jan 3: short stream (1h14m) "It's just how the night is working out", no break
Jan 4: 1h10m "I need to go to the bathroom and check on Lady Rackets, make sure everything's good before she falls asleep" 6m "Ok guys, I'm back... but I have to step away for another minute or two because I need to take care of something that has popped up unexpectedly" 17m "She had a big heavy box of music stuff that I had to put in the car"
Jan 5: 1h50m "I'm gonna step away for a minute, go to the bathroom" 9m
Jan 9: 2h8m "I am going to go to the bathroom" 6m
Jan 10: 1h14m "I will be back in just a moment after hitting the bathroom" 8m
Jan 11: from the Steel Toe studio, 57m "I'm gonna go to the bathroom" 4m
Jan 16: 1h19m "I just really have to pee" 6m "Lady Rackets was still awake, I got to say good night to her, which is always fun *he doesn't sound like it was fun*"
Jan 16: early, short stream (1h9m), no break
Jan 17: morning show, Steve Gosney, 1h43m "I'll step away for just a second, go to the bathroom" 5m "Lady Rackets is just about to go... go... get a friend...and bring them back over here... which is... fine... but I was talking to her before she left"
Jan 19: late, short stream (1h45m), 1h21m "We gonna finish just in a second, I gotta go to the bathroom" 6m
Jan 20: Dick Masterson, 1h21m "I'm gonna go to the bathroom" 3m
Jan 22: short Sunday stream (1h8m), 39m "I have to run to the bathroom... I'm having a sinus issue that's driving me fucking crazy" 3m
Jan 23: 1h27m "I'm gonna run to the bathroom" 7m
Jan 24: 1h13m "I have to go to the bathroom, my apologies" 11m "Sorry about that"
Jan 25: 1h06m "I'm going to pop over to the bathroom real quick" 10m "Sorry, children on Ipads... Lady Rackets is watching Star Trek, it's nice and relaxing for her, and she's just passed out, snoring like a 90 year old man... hand shoved in a bag of mini muffins... Is everyone in this house defective except me!?"
Jan 27: 1h06m "I'm going to head to the bathroom" 5m

Feb 2: "I had to spend the entire night last night making sure that someone is okay", 1h15m "I'll see you guys in just a second" 9m
Feb 3: 1h06m "We are going to go to the bathroom" 8m "Look, I've gotta check several uh... I'm a husband and a dad... gotta check several areas of the house and make sure everybody's good"
Feb 6: 1h8m "We'll hit the bathroom... I gotta check on things around the house real quick... I'm gonna hit this song, I found out I can loop this song" 12m "My apologies, I always gotta check on the house, make sure everybody's okay in the middle of the show"
Feb 7: short, early stream (1h9m), no break
Feb 9: Branca, 1h16m "I won't be long" 8m "I was checking on Lady R and she needed a Gatorade... she made me take some stuff out of her room"
Feb 10: 1h13m "I gotta go to the bathroom, I'll be right back" 13m "As you know, at the Rumble flip I go and check on Lady Rackets, make sure everything is good in the house... Again I have to... stress... [the benefit of my schedule that I adhered to for so long] has evaporated almost entirely... so I take a small break to go find Lady Rackets, make sure she doesn't need anything, check on the kids, make sure the house is tame and calm, these kids are getting older, they have different needs in the middle of the night, Lady Rackets has a different schedule as well"
Feb 13: 1h18m "I'm gonna try to be as fast as possible" 10m kid was thirsty
Feb 14: 1h11m "I'm gonna go to the bathroom... check on Lady Rackets to make sure she's asleep or doesn't need anything" 8m "Sorry about the delay"
Feb 16: 1h9m "I'm gonna go to the bathroom" 8m "Life is fucking weird...hate taking long breaks"
Feb 20: John stream, drunk as fuck, forgets break
Feb 21: 1h3m "Gonna go to the bathroom" 8m
Feb 23: 1h12m "I do need to go to the bathroom" 9m
Feb 24: 1h8m "I'll be back in just a little bit" 9m "Some of our kids have a speech tournament tomorrow... and... I have to get their stuff ready... have to get their suits clean... Lady Rackets telling me, like, the stuff that needs to be done"

Mar 1: 1h15m "I'm gonna go to the bathroom... all my kids been sick, just gotta make sure they're okay" 9m "Sorry... not gonna belabor this... had to check on Lady Rackets, her temp spiked a bit, had to give her some meds"
Mar 2: Elijah Schaffer, 1h37m "I have to ask a big favor... I gotta go check on my wife and my kids" 10m
Mar 6: 1h15m "Gotta go to the bathroom, gotta check on everybody" 12m "Flu has been running through my house, have to check on everybody to make sure they're breathing okay, make sure they don't need medicine, make sure that all of that is real [?]... and... it's just the way it goes"
Mar 7: 1h5m "Gonna go to the bathroom, gonna check on the wife and kids" 15m "We gonna just keep going here"
Mar 8: State of the Union, 1h20m "Back in just a second" 9m "No, I'm not dead, sorry"
Mar 13: 1h7m "Gotta go to the bathroom, check on the Lady Rackets, the kids" 7m "Let's get into the next topic"
Mar 14: 1h3m "Gonna go to the bathroom, check on the lady, see if she's asleep, kids aren't here tonight, which is amazing... someone on Youtube asked 'What happened to his wife'...uh, nothing" 11m "Sorry for the delay"
Mar 15: 1h8m "I'm gonna take that normal one hour break for my old man bladder... make sure the house is in order" 11m "I had to help Lady Rackets find something"
Mar 16: Matt Wilson, 1h54m "I'm gonna go to the bathroom" 12m "We're back, sorry"
Mar 20: 1h9m "I'm going to run to the bathroom" 8m "We're back"
Mar 22: 1h3m "I'm going to go to the bathroom... be right back" 8m comes back with bloody nose
Mar 22: canceled Ty Beard stream, no break
Mar 26: Sinus stream
Mar 27: 1h3m "I'm going to take a break" 9m "Had to work on the congestion... had to say hi to Lady Rackets"
Mar 29: 1h7m "Gotta check on Lady Rackets, gotta do a pass around the house... because... that's just what you do sometimes" 8m "We're back!"
Mar 31: Easter stream, drunk again, 1h16m "I see you guys in just a bit... my bladder's screaming" 8m "Sorry about the wait"

 

[Not Who You Think]

RE: Looking for clip of Nick denying Christ's divinity/existence (which is likely rooted in CLT application to the Bible).

Was thinking about sending this just to @Himedall All-seeing Waifu, but decided to post here for others who may also be interested in the search.

Spoiler: Spoilered for your convenience.

Here is a post by @Spaded Dave that has a clip of Nick admitting to being heretical, and then putting Christian organized religion on blast for not following Scripture as he sees it. Many silly ideas regarding salvation (Jesus isn't the only way to salvation and such) and God sending Jesus to rule and not to die. Includes criticisms of organized Christianity for only wanting numbers and that if someone says they are a Christian, that's good enough. This criticism rings hollow in light of Nick also saying that God will forgive anyone anyway regardless of what they've done. Clip below:

It still tracks with what Nick currently believes. It also reflects Nick's beliefs about God challenging us (visions of Nick's chess against God during the worst time of his life) but ultimately forgiving everything we do.

If one is looking for Nick saying Jesus was just a man or suchlike, recommend looking into his streams where he does CLT readings of the Bible, mentioned in a post here in early January 2023 by @DaBigBopper and again here in late March 2023 by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu.

IIRC, this is around the time that people here began talking about Nick rejecting Christ's divinity, and if He even existed, he was a good teacher. If anyone is looking for a timeframe to hone in on, it would be around Nick's "worst (time) of his life" and into early-mid 2023 on his Locals streams (where Nick tends to share his more personal beliefs/struggles). Even doubting Christ's historical existence is enough to doubt His divinity.

Possible that some were recalling what Nick said on his Locals stream, but didn't provide clips, thereby making the information anecdotal. Since Nick's beliefs were already heretical, it was readily accepted.

This is likely as far as I can go without access to Nick's Locals streams from around that time. Godspeed to whoever does.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

New clip from Elissa. Nick talked about how he made Megan Fox look "not great". Sounded to me like he was supposed to be doing something for her, maybe a guest appearance and he blew it off. I'm surprised Megan wanted to associate with him after how shocked she was he made a diaper fetishist joke about a child.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

I struggled to remember myself and had to revisit old posts. I suppose he was entertaining at one time. Nick, entertaining—does that ring a bell for anyone?

The thing that I remember watching him for was brought up already but didn't touch the reason why it was interesting: He'd give his takes on little weird lawsuits and minor stuff but he'd also solicit them from chat and would give takes on small no-name lawsuits as well. It was actually informative in the way a good teacher could be because (and this sounds weird with the current context) he was pretty humble about all of it and would be pretty direct in saying if something was out of his jurisdiction or he wasn't sure about it.

Somehow all of that disappeared way before the degeneracy started, I think it was around when he went over Rittenhouse.

 

[Active User]

I also liked some of the streams with guests, though I tended to ignore the Drexel MGTOW stuff. Drexel was pretty funny on the stream that also had Josh though.

 

[AnOminous]

ETA: On the other hand, this could be considered fodder for the idea Nick jinxes things. I wonder if it would have turned out differently if Nick didn't talk about it. I dunno if it's so much God smiles on Phil as it is that he frowns at Rekieta. LOL.

Pigroach luck has been a meme for years for a reason.

Nick's definitely 'eating at the oyster bar', by which he obviously means 'swallowing loads in the bathroom at Gay90'.

Nick definitely "eats out" at the Blue Oyster Bar from Police Academy.

 

[elb]

re: Sponsorships (September 2022)

Edit to add:
Birch Gold (Oct 2022)

He got his promo code shortly after (Nov 2022)

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Not even an excuse. Is this the beginning of the end for ol' balldo?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I for one, am shocked by this unprecedented Monday cancellation.

At least he’s not even bothering to give lame excuses or blame his children.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Remember when Rekieta would get legitimate businesses as sponsors? Like Ridge? Sure, I'm no fan of Ridge and think their stuff is retardedly overpriced and I sure as hell don't need another solid metal slab in my front pocket next to my phone and their pocket knife is apparently some rebadged chinese thing at well over twice the price it should be but they are an actual legitimate company.
Then he got the weird Birch gold borderline scam thing... and then some sort of prepper food thing... and now these "We take everyone!" super-smoothie guys? Did I miss anyone? I stopped watching like 2 years ago at this point.

It's just yet another thing that's a downward spiral. Him, his show, the guests on said show, the sponsors, etc.

Further point: remember when he got reputable/expert guests to talk about their bailiwick? All he can pull now are literally nobodies.

law firm that did something with the free coof money if I'm remembering right.

The one good thing he and Ty did was explain how to get those COVID 'loans' and how to get them forgiven. It actually helped people.

He also promoted The Dragons' Treasure - some dude running a tea shop, which appears to be still doing well enough.
He has his own channel talking mainly about anime/comic/vidya stuff by the looks of it, and he even streamed once to comment about Rekieta after he got banned from YT (stream fm 6th Oct 2022)

I only had a rough glance, but I can't see any further streams where he's talking specifically about Nick, so perhaps he came to his senses

edited to add: dude was pretty serious lel
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TBH Dragon's Treasure advertises on every channel. He normally does it VIA superchats promoting his own stuff. I don't really count him as a 'real' sponsor. He used to be in rekieta's old discord and we mostly made fun of him for his stupidly expensive tea.

He lost this one when he went anti-VTuber. He actually dissociated over it.

I think he's already said his kids are going to college.

Was this recent? His boast post-Depp (in response to a Super Chat asking if he has stocked the uni fund for all 5 kids with the dosh he made) was that he was never sending them to college because it is worthless outside very technical degrees and his children all want to be streamers anyway.

Somehow all of that disappeared way before the degeneracy started, I think it was around when he went over Rittenhouse.

If he ever was humble... Assuming thud was correct, this was the point I think Nick got thr idea he was about to break into the big league with Crowder and Blaze via his connection with Schaeffer--little did he know that Elijah was a pariah.

Nick constantly seems to back dead horses. (e.g. Dick, Vito, Schaeffer, etc...)

 

[feral cat #6385]

Not even an excuse. Is this the beginning of the end for ol' balldo?
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Minor league cow Harman Smith put out a Rekieta video.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Not even an excuse. Is this the beginning of the end for ol' balldo?
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Nick is like that garbage employee we've all had to work with at some point - can never just do their job, tries to get way too close and personal with the other people working there, and is always somehow out of the office without notice, or on yet another vacation when they seemed to just be on one the prior week (I know that all too well).

This guy is useless. When it's come to a point where people simply expect you to not show up to work for some reason, they know they can't count on you for fucking anything. Better people have been fired by now.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Was this recent? His boast post-Depp (in response to a Super Chat asking if he has stocked the uni fund for all 5 kids with the dosh he made) was that he was never sending them to college because it is worthless outside very technical degrees and his children all want to be streamers anyway.

Rekieta is a failure as a professional so I can't say it's surprising that he would blame the degree for being worthless rather than himself. Of all the alternatives to propose, 'be a streamer' is the absolute lowest IQ idea, only above prostitution.

 

[Retink Retunk]

He lost this one when he went anti-VTuber. He actually dissociated over it.

It wasn't just that, Dragon's Treasure saw what was happening with Cooms and how retarded it was because Balldo was claiming the coded message was a coincidence and decided to jump ship before it sank completely. Cooms is a portent of death to any community he roots himself into, just look how EVS is crumbling while paying to sponsor the slowest car on the track.

 

[Shagedan]

It just hit me that perhaps the only reason he keeps streaming so often, even though he has nothing of value to say, is because he is a lonely alcoholic, ashamed of his weakness. Streams allow him to have that "ha! at least I don't drink alone" excuse. Sad. Pathetic!

I don’t think he has any real friends, short of Drex. He lives in a small town and goes out of his way to antagonize anyone that could be a part of his social circle. Streaming is the primary source of social interaction he gets outside of his family and he’s poisoned that pool with retarded felons, boomers, whales, cuckolds, creeps and enablers. Between the drinking and the fake ‘baiting he’s obviously a very, very lonely person.

 

[Maude Snew]

I don’t think he has any real friends, short of Drex.

Yeah, I'd drink myself to death too.

 

[polar bear]

Yeah, I'd drink myself to death too.

No you wouldn't. You would spend all day with your 6 favorite people in life that you live with, and then, when you'd finally have a moment for yourself in the evening, you'd sit down with a good book and a beer in front of your fireplace, and be like 'ahhhhh today was a good day'.
Nick is so self-obsessed, he cannot appreciate that he's got 6 people around him at almost all times, that he could be spending quality time with. Or, if he would be more of an introvert, he could appreciate having couple hours to himself when everyone else is asleep. Instead, he chooses to disassociate with real people, and get stupid drunk in front of pixel ones.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Dragon's Treasure

I still like his tea. Always taking suggestions tho.
Ok, so is this all just having a repeated case of the Mondays? It's just SO WEIRD that he's always off Mondays. Did he get a steel toe this weekend? Do incel scandinavian prudes always take it out of him and he has to recoup monday?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I don’t think he has any real friends, short of Drex. He lives in a small town and goes out of his way to antagonize anyone that could be a part of his social circle. Streaming is the primary source of social interaction he gets outside of his family and he’s poisoned that pool with retarded felons, boomers, whales, cuckolds, creeps and enablers. Between the drinking and the fake ‘baiting he’s obviously a very, very lonely person.

Drex isn't his real friend either.

-Drex was friends to nick's bully, until nick did ??? to make drex switch sides and started hanging out with him.
-Drex was completely gone from nick's mind until someone posted the black face picture and nick remembers he exist and called him up to defend him.
-Nick is now in solitary mode, being very selective with who he hangs out with and for some reason drex is not one of them.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Was this recent? His boast post-Depp (in response to a Super Chat asking if he has stocked the uni fund for all 5 kids with the dosh he made) was that he was never sending them to college because it is worthless outside very technical degrees and his children all want to be streamers anyway.

Maybe I was wrong then. But I could've sworn there actually is a college fund set aside for Rekieta's offspring, maybe due to his parents.

If their ambition actually is to become streamers than lol. They'll get that local sovcit and TiC pestering them 24/7 for info on Daddy Nicky. And that's the best case scenario, worst case scenario is the groomers sink their fangs into them and they become the same sort of degenerate their father is but espousing communism and transgenderism instead of a closeted man's interpretation of Christian and libertarianism.

I don’t think he has any real friends, short of Drex. He lives in a small town and goes out of his way to antagonize anyone that could be a part of his social circle. Streaming is the primary source of social interaction he gets outside of his family and he’s poisoned that pool with retarded felons, boomers, whales, cuckolds, creeps and enablers. Between the drinking and the fake ‘baiting he’s obviously a very, very lonely person.

Wouldn't surprise me. Hell, even Drexel was probably not an actual friend but an acquaintance he brought on to counter the blackface allegations. Drexel of course got access to Kayla and maybe Nick's kids and a big platform to ramble about his PUA-Elliot Rodger-tier nonsense, so he stuck around with Nick during those years.

Nick and friendship is a transactional relationship. Nick hands you money (and if you're a streamer, a platform) in return for being his friend. If you're "lucky", you might be able to share a hot tub or watch him pole dance. Nick believes that money buys friendship, and this even extends to his relationship with his children since he believes taking them on lots of Disney vacations and buying them 3,000 dollars of snacks a month makes him a great father.