Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He may be an abuser who threatened the lives of his wife and unborn child, but Fat Rick's biggest crime is a ham tittied fatty fatass who incessantly argues with strange people on the Internet. This is also his punishment.
His life is somewhat Kafkaesque.

A hell of his own creation, and refining, and maintenance.
 
I would agree with you but i can't get this one out of my brain. It elicits a particularly strong, visceral disgust. Like trypophobia pictures.
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This is 100% the fat retard from Full Metal Jacket. The only difference is that the actor who did that bit was just an actor, and not a drooling retard like his character and Piggy.
 
This is 100% the fat retard from Full Metal Jacket. The only difference is that the actor who did that bit was just an actor, and not a drooling retard like his character and Piggy.
That fat retard made it through basic training.

He didn’t kill himself until after he had got his posting. They were just still in Boot Camp waiting deployment.

Fatrick would fail out, even if the draft was still in place.

Even in a total war situation, with a Sino-Russian-Cuban-United Islamic countries-south American drug cartel coalition occupying Canada, Mexico, Alaska, Greenland, the Caribbean, naval forces blocking in all US shipping on both coasts, space satellites shooting down any nuclear missiles, all with the clear and stated intention of destroying the US, not occupying it, Fatrick would still not manage to get in any military branch or even hastily formed militias.
 
I’d shoot up a school and tell everyone to like and subscribe to "stealthygeek," child.
This encapsulates the reason why quite a few ONA people do not like the farms tbh
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Pat being enlisted in the military would be hilarious. Yes, its doubtful he could pass the ASVAB. Physical wise, he would have to get a fatty waiver.

But just pretend you get E-2 Tomlinson showing up to your unit from boot camp.

When you are in the military, especially junior enlisted, you got along with people. Everything has to be shared and you have to show respect to others. You also can't show that you are easily triggered by anything otherwise you become the entertainment on a deployment.

Pat would have lasted two weeks on active duty.
 
Pat being enlisted in the military would be hilarious. Yes, its doubtful he could pass the ASVAB. Physical wise, he would have to get a fatty waiver.

But just pretend you get E-2 Tomlinson showing up to your unit from boot camp.

When you are in the military, especially junior enlisted, you got along with people. Everything has to be shared and you have to show respect to others. You also can't show that you are easily triggered by anything otherwise you become the entertainment on a deployment.

Pat would have lasted two weeks on active duty.
He would Child all the higher ups and end up in military prison and pray some other country takes him thinking they're one of their PoW's.
 
people on here dont like what dude wrote either so im not sure what your point is.
I suppose on the ONA we would delete any message which could be seen as encouraging criminal behavior, just to be sure. Keeping certain messages up is inviting feds to come knocking and people to make themselves victims using this messages.
 
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I suppose on the ONA we would delete any message which could be seen as encouraging criminal behavior, just to be sure. Keeping certain messages up is inviting feds to come knocking and people to make themselves victims
Go tell the mods how to do their job then. But its rich coming from people whose main fanbase was centered around fucking with people.
 
He would Child all the higher ups and end up in military prison and pray some other country takes him thinking they're one of their PoW's.
I've seen similar things happen. A kid goes to an article 15 for something relatively minor and unintentionally talks their way into an other than honorable discharge, losing all their benefits.

Pretty much every single person that has ever attempted to give him advice or defend him on social media has been turned into a Pat poster.
 
Irc he doesn't go to Hoolie's all that much anymore, i think they finally got fed up with his shit and probably told him he brings too much trouble to their doorstep. He was frequenting the Swingin Door Saloon or w.e it was called for a while, then some faggy gimmick bar that was modelled after a garage lol.
He was at Jack's Pub for that Packers v. Jets game, which is 40 feet away from The Garage. Luckily for Fatty, there are approximately 20 more bars that he could pester. My hunch is he moves between The Garage, The Standard, Wurst Bar, and possibly Hi-Hat, with St. Bibbianas and The Nomad being possible alternatives.
 
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