Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Looks like she’s going to start showing her mom on her flop of a YouTube channel! Also catch them rotten teeth holes she’s accumulated
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Everyone is focusing on the teeth and missed her hairline! It's worse than her mother's! She is looking more and more like Chantel up there as the days go by. I wonder what wacky solution she is gonna try in order to convince us she isn't balding. Bandanas, scarves and turbans are now girlie pop? Fake cancer diagnosis to explain shaved head? Maybe something a little easier to fake and blaming her shaved head on bed bugs/lice? (Damn you Twinky for infecting our Queen's home!!)

Plus I think she was clutching a vape which personally I believe to be the least of her worries.

 

[TexasRanger]

I said this about fat Jen, but the same goes for Amber, she should donate her body to one of those body farms, the ones that throw your body out into Texas heat and study how your body decomposes. I doubt they have many 600 pound whales to study. She might actually do the world some good.

She could move to McAllen, TX. The most morbidly obese city in the US.

https://www.star-telegram.com/news/nation-world/national/article259381499.html

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

I just can't stand the guy. I enjoyed some episodes of his coverage on Amber and the first episode of Chantal (If you wan't a more accurate, detailed and chronologically ordered series on ALR/Chantal I highly recommend "SeptaSeven").

Something about Snowflake just rubs me the wrong way, he has gotten so into himself and comes across incredibly narcissistic like many do become in gorlworld. His recent coverage on ALR and others kinda focuses on him more and HIS thoughts and opinions.. not an objective, factual stance or of the wider community, like most docu-series do.

What irriates me the most are his "supporters" aka average/fat middle aged women who want to spread their rotten cunts for him. Why is it within this specific community that so many reactors or commenators suddenly become or inherit the traits of the very people they react to and criticize.

I really enjoyed his content for a while back in 2022 before he disappeared up his own ass. Part of the reason I can't fucking stand Haydur Nation, including even Amber's YT comments sections is because it's almost entirely comprised of people that are 200lbs and a few hundred chicken sausages away from being as dysfunctional and sad as Amber herself is. But they truly fucking love moralising and lecturing and sucking each other off with pretentious platitudes about not wanting Amber to die young and witty little quips because hey, they may be fat but "Amber inspired me to lose 150lbs you guys!" Okay fatty. I picture all these faggots as physical variations of janny @THOTto, the doxed and disgraced poster girl for fat woman who thinks she's superior to her fellow fats, for some incomprehensible reason.

I think Mr Snowflake is extra annoying because he is a grown man with a job, a wife and a daughter but he's behaving exactly like these sad fat terminally online women who feel catharsis from ragging on a woman fatter than them. What excuse does he have? His Casey interview with his fake concerned face was such bullshit, he was loving every minute of giving a platform to that drama. Go play with your daughter at the park or help your wife with chores instead of making videos about fat American lesbian drama.

Late on this but was it ever actually established if MamaLynn was Portuguese at all? Lol.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Huge fans, huh? Of WHAT Amber? What would educated professional people with full lives of their own find interesting or entertaining about YOU? YOU are an adult grizzly bear of very little brain. You only leave the house for bingo or something food related. And it’s not as if you do anything indoors that is particularly interesting either, except neglect your pets, that is.

Nope, not buying it. You have and are nothing to be A fan of, unless you are suggesting that they are feeders. Are you suggesting that they are feeders, FatAl? No? Go peddle your bullshit elsewhere.

People are "fans" of ALR in the same way they're fans of something like, say, Jerry Springer or Jeremy Kyle; schadenfreude. Your life might be shit, but at least you're not a 600 el bee toddler who can't wipe her own buttshelf and relies on her junkie mother for company and transport.

 

[lostinwoods]

still fat as fuck, she flaunts it and gets paid for it, check the thumbnails, she loves this shit this is her dream job.

 

[lostinwoods]

her mom is fat too

 

[EnidColeslaw]

Late on this but was it ever actually established if MamaLynn was Portuguese at all? Lol

She sure looks like a Maria to me... Straight from the Açores! Short, swarthy and dark of hair and eye, just wanna get a gander at her knuckles to confirm.

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

Obese to beast "reviewed" Amber's cheat day vlog and added basically nothing other than "yeah she did fine". Whole video could've just been a tweet. Are people just asking him to react to her just to try to stir up their dusty old drama?

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Obese to beast "reviewed" Amber's cheat day vlog and added basically nothing other than "yeah she did fine". Whole video could've just been a tweet. Are people just asking him to react to her just to try to stir up their dusty old drama?

As boring as she is, Amber content must get reactors some engagement, whether it's from obsessed haydurs or fresh Ambabies. Saying that "she did fine" will no doubt have the dainty ana-chans whose entirely family would eat for a year on Amber's discarded chicken nugget batter flocking to their keyboards in disbelief.

 

[pippeyyy]

Obese to beast "reviewed" Amber's cheat day vlog and added basically nothing other than "yeah she did fine". Whole video could've just been a tweet. Are people just asking him to react to her just to try to stir up their dusty old drama?

I can't imagine these reactors still enjoying reacting to her. She is at her lowest in views, morale, common sense and watchability. I can, maybe, watch an Apathetic Fax or something similar but even that is boring and dumb. Amber can't even be bothered to make up new lies, other than her weight and food. I was hoping being around her mom would bring up all those ridiculous stories she used to tell; she was in the newspaper because she had 3rd degree burns from ramen, she was a dance leader, she helped underprivileged kids, she won awards for writing, she saved her baby brother from choking to death while Mom was passed out, etc.... It would be entertaining to tell those stories and hear her Mom react. All the ALR lore that she made up, changed, reworked a million times and made to fit whatever situation she needed to feel right in was entertaining. Now she goes out of her way to hide anything she thinks we see as negative. Nothing is authentic. We can't even catch random things in her background anymore. It's all so stupid, like her poetry.
Enjoy her latest. It's no shimmering omelette.

 

[TardiX]

Of course it's food related

 

[Major Pain]

I thought Tapatio (or however you spell it) was her sauce of choice.

 

[LimeRikki]

Re write:

Honey on her collarbone
Honey on your lips
I know you're taking gulps of her
With me you're taking sips

You tell me that you love me
It's sweet, but isn't true
Honey on her collarbone
Now you and I are through

 

[Constellationzero]

I can't imagine these reactors still enjoying reacting to her. She is at her lowest in views, morale, common sense and watchability. I can, maybe, watch an Apathetic Fax or something similar but even that is boring and dumb. Amber can't even be bothered to make up new lies, other than her weight and food. I was hoping being around her mom would bring up all those ridiculous stories she used to tell; she was in the newspaper because she had 3rd degree burns from ramen, she was a dance leader, she helped underprivileged kids, she won awards for writing, she saved her baby brother from choking to death while Mom was passed out, etc.... It would be entertaining to tell those stories and hear her Mom react. All the ALR lore that she made up, changed, reworked a million times and made to fit whatever situation she needed to feel right in was entertaining. Now she goes out of her way to hide anything she thinks we see as negative. Nothing is authentic. We can't even catch random things in her background anymore. It's all so stupid, like her poetry.
Enjoy her latest. It's no shimmering omelette.

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My wife just said you couldn't take that in gulps. You'd gag and puke it up.

 

[TardiX]

My wife just said you couldn't take that in gulps. You'd gag and puke it up.

Never met a drink that I didn't like
Got a taste of you
Threw up all night

 

[FatalTater]

People please do not be out here consuming any amount of Fat Amber.

Think of your cholesterol!

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Don't have to worry about consuming any amount of Al.

The stench keeps ya away.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Obese to beast "reviewed" Amber's cheat day vlog and added basically nothing other than "yeah she did fine". Whole video could've just been a tweet. Are people just asking him to react to her just to try to stir up their dusty old drama?

I didn’t realise people still watched him. I bowed out when he went all woke with all his non-binary bullshit.

Just checked his channel and oh how the mighty have fallen. His views are in the trash can these days, compared to where they were a couple of years ago.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

*** VLOG ALERT !! ***
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv1HRVTyUMw
Invidious: https://yewtu.be/search?q=Rv1HRVTyUMw

Amber films herself eating spinach dip and a bowl of pasta at Olive Garden (and then admitted that later that day she binged overate). Amber films herself "taste testing" (eating) freeze-dried candy. Amber films herself at the casino (she went with Kristine and Grandma). Amber admits that she's been off-track for the last couple of days, but disregards it because of her meager weightloss over the last 3 months. She didn't want to tell her audience about falling off-track because of all of the "judgement" she gets everytime she does. Boolean! Harrasseeeeen! Sooper Swollynn! The rest of the video is just her usual "getting back on track" loop of talking about no more Trader Joe's and calorie counts and her audience boolean (stop calling me out!) and food. Oh, and talking about the counseling she got at the outpatient treatment centre for the misdiagnosed disorder she later claimed to have never acktually had.

I mean, if you never actually had B.E.D. and instead had food addiction, then why are you following the advice you were given for B.E.D? Oh yeah - because the treatment for addiction is eliminating the offending substance, and the treatment for B.E.D. is to continue consuming it... and getting to attempt "moderation" indefinitely! Nevermind.

Sorry, Ambo, but if EVERY TIME you reward yourself with a cheat day for going 2 days without completely emptying your fridge and then you go completely off the rails right after, your audience is going to call you out on that disfunctional shit and wonder why you keep making this stupid choice over and over again.

Oh yeah, losing weight or not?
Amber filming:

Kristine filming:

You be the judge.

 

[pippeyyy]

Oh yeah, losing weight or not?
Amber filming:

Kristine filming:

You be the judge.

Imagine the strength of the filters she uses and to still look like a huge pile of fat shit someone smeared with glitter.

I partly judge her weight gain by her chokers. The fatter she gets the longer she wears these black ones. She showed how stretched out they were and it looked like a kid could wear it as a belt. Remember when she tried to say her choker extender was because of eating her sodiums. Lol. Fucking retard.