"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Man In A Dress]

You're guessing cause you desperately want to seem clever lol - I did mention it.

I'm sorry I didn't recognise a change in heart pressure as a hypertropic valve issue. Clearly my knowledge of random medical jargon needs improvement.

Yes, if an autopsy found that it was caused by a severe condition which was misdiagnosed as the most common genetic heart problem on Earth, resulting in death, it would be good for Jade to sue.

You mean the misdiagnosis that you made up? Jim has lymphoma and whatever else is a medical mystery. They cannot diagnose it.
This sue-happy fantasy you have is fucking stupid.

Jim lives in an area with third-world doctors. So do I.

Something something parasocial.
As I understand, the Mayo clinic in Minneapolis provides more than just a few Somali doctors. If they cannot figure it out why his immune system went to shit after getting lymphoma, then your point on heart related issues probably isn't going to make sense either.
Another thing, he had his heart issues back in 2023. He's been dealing with this since 2019. That's why he was interested in covid when it was spreading throughout China. Why the fuck would it be connected to your imaginary misdiagnosis?

Jim, who has also been diagnosed with anxiety and hypertension, may have the same misdiagnosis that I had in similar circumstances, because the high diastolic points towards diastolic dysfunction.

Or maybe dealing with the fact that he has cancer has given him anxiety. Maybe the hypertension is a side effect of the meds.

Are you going to continue being an attention seeking spastic, or should I talk about my dick more?

Please, keep going. It's not often someone has a complete meltdown like this.
I'm not even sure you can call this projection. The autism is astounding.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

lol

 

[Doctor Love]

You mean the misdiagnosis that you made up? Jim has lymphoma and whatever else is a medical mystery. They cannot diagnose it.

You're aware that cancer is caused by underlying heart issues, right? As in, the white blood cells can't reach the site in sufficient quantities. Cancers happen randomly and your immune system is supposed to be able to kill it.

I'm sure you have had enough contact with AIDS to understand that.

By the way, specifically, lymphomas are way more common for people with congenital heart diseases.

As I understand, the Mayo clinic in Minneapolis provides more than just a few Somali doctors. If they cannot figure it out why his immune system went to shit after getting lymphoma, then your point on heart related issues probably isn't going to make sense either.

All it takes is exactly one doctor to fuck up a heart diagnosis. Then, subsequent doctors will assume that it isn't a heart problem at all and look elsewhere. I mean, even the heart surgeon likely wouldn't notice - unless they start fingering their way around your circulatory system.

The two earliest ones seem to be 2008 and 2009. Genetic aortic heart valve issue of some kind. The fact that a fucking genetic heart disorder wasn't picked up until he was nearly 30 should show you the kind of medical care that this dude has had in his life.

I'm speaking from my own experience - doctors generally don't flip up your entire medical record on a whim and start from scratch. They will assume the doctor who saw you previously was not incompetent and that what's written on your record is truthful.

Another thing, he had his heart issues back in 2023

Congenital. He had congenital aortic damage of some kind, diagnosed in 2009. Undetected until then.

Because congenital. It was from birth you fucking lunatic.

Or maybe dealing with the fact that he has cancer has given him anxiety. Maybe the hypertension is a side effect of the meds.

Congenital. Though, you do raise a good point here - the doctor who said that had good reason to assume that, especially if it was improperly investigated beforehand. Which it was. Since it was diagnosed in 2009.

This sue-happy fantasy you have is fucking stupid.

It's literally the exact textbook situation for a lawsuit.

Please, keep going. It's not often someone has a complete meltdown like this.
I'm not even sure you can call this projection. The autism is astounding.

Sure. Undiagnosed congenital heart disease leading to all of the nasty complications you get from an undiagnosed congenital heart disease. It seems like he was diagnosed in 2009 in his late 20s, potentially an incorrect diagnosis leading to further complications. Someone makes a mistake with the 2009 diagnosis, so the other possibility - the mitral valve, rather than the aortic valve, goes completely undetected. Everyone who treats it believes that there is an already-treated aortic valve disorder and no other issue, while the original problem continues unabated.

Autism is apparently "suffering from a similar condition" - I recognised like half of what Jim had on his record because it's also on my record. I want to clarify what exactly he is referring to, because if it's the same as mine then one of us is wrong about what the cause is.

From my point of view, your relentless faggotry is a straight-up mystery. Say I'm wrong - well shit, that's a win for me. His issues are so close to mine that maybe I do have some wild shit like his and I should check for lymphoma or whatever Fallout-esque mutated bullshit he has. I have had some skin cancer before, so it's not a big leap - if I'm right, well, big win for everyone. Metokur can get the correct treatment, and turn himself into some cyborg for our future entertainment. It's a horrific experience and I would only wish it on a handful of people.

But for you, even if you're right, you're still a massive fag. You sure won the argument on KiwiFarms, champ! You showed the guy with the failing heart who's boss! You can scuttle away and masturbate to the thought of how you totally won, bro.

 

[Twinkie]

was listening to my little old man music and found the perfect song to make into Jimcore.

I don't like this because it is sad, sowwy.

Jim's voice would be great for Old Vegas Lounge.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Came here to see what was going on with daddy Jim, and it's just internet autists with dick problems.

 

[Doctor Love]

Came here to see what was going on with daddy Jim, and it's just internet autists with dick problems.

Well, you know what, if my dick resembles his dick, then one of us is fucked.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Congenital. He had congenital aortic damage of some kind, diagnosed in 2009. Undetected until then.

Because congenital. It was from birth you fucking lunatic.

Hey I'm just going off what you said earlier:

If I am reading this correctly, he only had any heart-related issues last year and an ultrasound in July 2023, and was immediately given a stent.

assuming it is accurate.

It's literally the exact textbook situation for a lawsuit.

Based on an imaginary misdiagnosis. Lol. Lmao.

As for the rest of your dumb shit:

lol calm down

You showed the guy with the failing heart who's boss!

I mean, if you expect me to have some kind of sympathy for you because you claim to be sick, then I am definitely not going to do that.
I could try to make fun of you for your disease. Wouldn't be very nice to do though. That's about as much sympathy I'm willing to offer.
Taking you seriously for a moment, everything you have said so far is a personal diary with assumptions of a misdiagnosis and a fantasy of Jim suing every doctor he can. You seem to be insane.

 

[Doctor Love]

I mean, if you expect me to have some kind of sympathy for you because you claim to be sick, then I am definitely not going to do that.
I could try to make fun of you for your disease. Wouldn't be very nice to do though. That's about as much sympathy I'm willing to offer.
Taking you seriously for a moment, everything you have said so far is a personal diary with assumptions of a misdiagnosis and a fantasy of Jim suing every doctor he can. You seem to be insane.

Again, it's a bit fuckin bizarre.

I "claim to be sick" and my comment is, specifically, talking about someone who I am claiming has a similar disorder to myself. Not "how sick I am" - how oddly specific these problems are. Right down to rheumatoid arthritis - I say that, because for a while I assumed my issues were rheumatoid. They might still be - my GP thinks it's congenital on account of my not being dead but hey, infective endocarditis is still possible. It all depends on what they find when they carve open my chest.

You're a catastrophic individual if you think you're doing anyone a favour by "holding back" - say what you want to! Nobody's stopping you. I've been open about my dick because these are "big boy problems" - "bitchy homosexuals on KiwiFarms" isn't really something that I'd consider as a threat to my well-being.

It's more likely that you're holding back because you wanted to make smart-arse comments, then fell flat, and now want to seem "too cool" to continue, in a chain speculating as to Jim's health and what exactly he feels when someone touches his penis.

Once we can establish that, we can come to the next controversial point - "hey, Jim, this strep thing - was this a sore throat or, you know, the other kind of strep infection?"

 

[Tablet County]

Nobody cares about your personal experiences with a mean pajeet doctor.

I'm guessing this is the hypertrophic valve problem? You didn't mention it in your original post. Would be nice if you just got to the fucking point.

So you don't really know. You're just talking about yourself again.

Yes, Jim will die and Jade will accuse the healthcare system of misdiagnosis and sue them because some random kiwifarmer claims to share some symptoms. Delusional.

It's nice that people try to solve Jims medical mystery and offer some interesting explanations but you're a faggot that just wants to talk about himself.

lol

I'm sorry I didn't recognise a change in heart pressure as a hypertropic valve issue. Clearly my knowledge of random medical jargon needs improvement.

You mean the misdiagnosis that you made up? Jim has lymphoma and whatever else is a medical mystery. They cannot diagnose it.
This sue-happy fantasy you have is fucking stupid.

Something something parasocial.
As I understand, the Mayo clinic in Minneapolis provides more than just a few Somali doctors. If they cannot figure it out why his immune system went to shit after getting lymphoma, then your point on heart related issues probably isn't going to make sense either.
Another thing, he had his heart issues back in 2023. He's been dealing with this since 2019. That's why he was interested in covid when it was spreading throughout China. Why the fuck would it be connected to your imaginary misdiagnosis?

Or maybe dealing with the fact that he has cancer has given him anxiety. Maybe the hypertension is a side effect of the meds.

Please, keep going. It's not often someone has a complete meltdown like this.
I'm not even sure you can call this projection. The autism is astounding.

calm

Hey I'm just going off what you said earlier:

assuming it is accurate.

Based on an imaginary misdiagnosis. Lol. Lmao.

As for the rest of your dumb shit:
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lol calm down


I mean, if you expect me to have some kind of sympathy for you because you claim to be sick, then I am definitely not going to do that.
I could try to make fun of you for your disease. Wouldn't be very nice to do though. That's about as much sympathy I'm willing to offer.
Taking you seriously for a moment, everything you have said so far is a personal diary with assumptions of a misdiagnosis and a fantasy of Jim suing every doctor he can. You seem to be insane.

down

 

[Man In A Dress]

You're a catastrophic individual if you think you're doing anyone a favour by "holding back"

Don't be mistaken. I just don't make a habit of mocking people for their health issues in general.
Catastrophic is a great choice of wording though. Suits your reaction perfectly so far.

It's more likely that you're holding back because you wanted to make smart-arse comments then fell flat, and now want to seem "too cool" to continue, in a chain speculating as to Jim's health and what exactly he feels when someone touches his penis.

Thank you for volunteering your dick related information. I do not give a shit. I can already tell you don't get any pussy anyways.
As I said, so far you've bitched about your personal experience with a pajeet doctor, Jims probably seeing Somali doctors that fucked up, and a legal fantasy. All of it is nonsense and you are a massive retard for insisting it is relevant.

 

[Spodermon]

Finally catch up the thread so I get notifications again - it’s these spergs all day… Get a room!

 

[Doctor Love]

I can already tell you don't get any pussy anyways.

Oh, let's talk about Jim's magic fingers while we're at it.

So, as someone who has dick problems but actually has a surprisingly active sex life, and I think I speak for most men in my position - you can just do other shit. My heart fails before the sex drive does, even without the physical sensation of sex. Vibrators and such are pretty easy to get. Be warned, though, costs add up so don't go spending massive amounts if you're going for a one night stand.

And, if your dick starts playing up, you can quote Patrick Star and exclaim "We have technology" - most women are pretty alright with that situation.

It hadn't occurred to me until I saw your weird comments so please continue with it. There's a lot of reason to suspect that Jim has long-term peewee problems and unlike most gimps he just went "Aight, looks like we're taking the dextrous route tonight"

I do not give a shit.

Speaking of shit - the focus on strep which kept cropping up on Jim's list. I think that not only is his pee-wee bad, maybe his poo-poo is bad too. So, in my case, the reason I landed on strep was a combination of a rare type of psoriasis, arthritis entirely on the right side and what appeared to be a fucking blood infection with its origin up my arse. This led to shitting out large amounts of blood and becoming literally insane.

Except it wasn't actually strep - it turned out to be a staph infection, and distinguishing between a heart infection and a heart condition which leads to an infection is a really difficult thing to do. They both affect the exact same parts of the heart and there's no fucking way to distinguish if your heart is being devoured by bacteria, or if it feels like it's ripping itself out of your chest because the bacterial infection is eating its way through your soft tissues elsewhere.

There's a whole bunch of tests where it seems like Jim was dead-certain that it was a post-strep disorder. He even insists that his arthritis is rheumatoid, and that may be right - but there's no Strep disorders which fuck up your aortic valve alone. There is a strep-related heart problem - which affects the mitral valve. These two are like, right next to eachother and it's easy to mix them up, even with an ultrasound.

One of them is the blood coming into the ventricle, and one of them is the exit of the same ventricle.

All of it is nonsense and you are a massive retard for insisting it is relevant.

Well, having now seen Jim's actual medical record and seeing a bunch of familiar problems, it's well worth me talking about my pee pee and poo poo despite your protests. It's a rather unpleasant experience and your whining only makes my sensationally absent penis harder.

If the idea of me shitting large amounts of blood distresses you, don't worry - it was pretty distressing to me, too.

In summary, based off of my experience and assuming that I'm correct in how I have read his account - either I have a fucked up aortic valve which has gone without treatment, or he has a fucked up mitral valve which has gone without treatment. Your entire schtick, right now, is that nobody should talk about that.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Your entire schtick, right now, is that nobody should talk about that.

See here:

As I said, so far you've bitched about your personal experience with a pajeet doctor, Jims probably seeing Somali doctors that fucked up, and a legal fantasy. All of it is nonsense and you are a massive retard for insisting it is relevant.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Seems like Jim’s cancerAIDs has also infected his thread. Sad to see.

 

[Doctor Love]

See here:

Is this your way of pretending to understand like, any, of the post?

This reeks of the inverse of imposter syndrome. When someone pretends to understand what is going on around them, and wears a façade of smugness to disguise their complete lack of comprehension.

Obviously I'm going to post - there's only upsides if I do.

Being knobby only means that you have to continually justify your retarded position. Dig your heels in, and act clever.

Is this a beneficial trait in your line of work?

 

[Man In A Dress]

Is this your way of pretending to understand like, any, of the post?

This reeks of the inverse of imposter syndrome. When someone pretends to understand what is going on around them, and wears a façade of smugness to disguise their complete lack of comprehension.

Obviously I'm going to post - there's only upsides if I do.

Being knobby only means that you have to continually justify your retarded position. Dig your heels in, and act clever.

Is this a beneficial trait in your line of work?

With just a couple of posts and tophats I have made you sperg out and schizo ramble all kinds of shit.
Let me know when the self awareness dawns on you.

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

It only takes Practitioners of Color to destroy the health of many good boys like Jimbo.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

LOL, Jim is gonna die.
At best you could see if your kids had it

 

[Tablet County]

Seems like Jim’s cancerAIDs has also infected his thread. Sad to see.

It metastatizes every now and then. Usually it's Jim a-logs vs Jimsuckers but man with medical problems vs man in a dress is a new one.

 

[Doctor Love]

Let me know when the self awareness dawns on you.

Ah yes, you were only pretending to be a retard.

What's the major difference between these two cases, again?

It metastatizes every now and then. Usually it's Jim a-logs vs Jimsuckers but man with medical problems vs man in a dress is a new one.

If I am right, that means that thanks to Mersh's and Ralph's abominable behaviour, Jim ended up learning that "huh, my heart condition may have been misdiagnosed"