Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Do people just use the pizza box surface as a plate? It's full of dust and debris, and weird colouring agents for all the branding. Fucking gross, pig. At least use this thing called a PLATE.

I've used a pizza box as a plate, i.e. you eat the pizza out of the box it came in, but putting it on top of the box is just retarded for the reasons you described.

 

[AnOminous]

I've used a pizza box as a plate, i.e. you eat the pizza out of the box it came in, but putting it on top of the box is just retarded for the reasons you described.

My favorite stupid pizza box trick was building a computer out of junk parts into a pizza box as one of the house's LAN party machines.

 

[Incredible Mister]

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everything that he try's to make "carnivore" looks so viscerally disgusting and greasy, but he genuinely just thinks that "PLANTS=BAD, MOR MEAT=MOR GOODER".

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Catching up on Jack's recent live stream and holy shit this retard is fully unhinged. Check this out:

Easiest way to make Jack angy is to use the words "You are wrong". He starts boiling over and seething just because he doesn't understand that a state of emergency can apply to many situations and not just nuclear annihilation and alien invasion like in his stroked-out schizoboomer brain. Then Jagoff starts ranting about the good ole days when kids were apparently kept in school even during bomb threats.

"I wish you guys had it like I did when I was in school"

Coming from a guy who is almost 60 and doesn't see how adding 200-300k people to one town over 1-2 days can lead to emergency conditions. Jack would be the first one calling out the government for its lack of preparedness when Hammy can't find a handicapped spot outside Wendy's.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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I've seen open wounds that looked more appetizing than this.

 

[Morgan Copper]

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Even drunk & hungry me would think that's too much... sausage(?). I'm not really surprised at this point that he just dumps fistfuls of random crap into a pan and calls it amazing, but it's no less disgusting each time

 

[densedance]

There's multiple reasons why you should rest food, mainly to allow muscle fibers to relax and juices to sink in, but also for food to cool and for carryover cooking to occur. This is stuff that you should be learning in a high school culinary class. It's almost scary the amount of narcissism that one has to have to have been cooking for this long with such little knowledge or technique. Same goes for the seasoning he does too. All of this is stuff that you should know or at the very least have figured out if you're going to do cooking as a hobby, let along make money off of it.

It's crazy to think about how many absolute low-subscriptions Channels are out there that are either run by cooking enthusiastic people or even people that have the professionaly background of the Culinary world to dream to have that amount of Subscribers as Jack has. Yet this motherfucker manages to fuck it up that hard all the time.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

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Jack doing his BJ face on the first frame of the video almost made me spit my coffee out

 

[Quixotic Man]

So the entire point of the carnivore diet is all protein, zero carbs.

What the fuck is that broccoli and mac and cheese doing on the plate?

Jack, buddy, if you are going to commit to a retarded diet that is going to kill you (faster) at least fully commit.

 

[AltisticRight]

And this, because for some reason he can't use it now?

This fat blubbering retard is still mad at getting mocked for using some cheap garbage Guangzhou grinder when he had a KitchenAid.

I did this when I was living in a vile bachelor pad with three other dudes in college and nobody did the dishes for weeks at a time

I've used a pizza box as a plate, i.e. you eat the pizza out of the box it came in, but putting it on top of the box is just retarded for the reasons you described.

I've done it too, but I used the inner box. I would tear the box in half so my partner at the time and I gets two "plates", and we don't have to pester over the one doing those dishes for the night. Using the exterior is just, gross. But Jack Scalfani is just gross.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Catching up on Jack's recent live stream and holy shit this retard is fully unhinged. Check this out:

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Easiest way to make Jack angy is to use the words "You are wrong". He starts boiling over and seething just because he doesn't understand that a state of emergency can apply to many situations and not just nuclear annihilation and alien invasion like in his stroked-out schizoboomer brain. Then Jagoff starts ranting about the good ole days when kids were apparently kept in school even during bomb threats.

"I wish you guys had it like I did when I was in school"

Coming from a guy who is almost 60 and doesn't see how adding 200-300k people to one town over 1-2 days can lead to emergency conditions. Jack would be the first one calling out the government for its lack of preparedness when Hammy can't find a handicapped spot outside Wendy's.

What a dumb asshole.

I'm probably older than most on the thread, and in school back in the 80s, we were given all/part of the day off for "special" occasions, whether it was seeing the local baseball team in a championship parade, seeing the Challenger blow up, etc. I was in high school during the 1st Iraq War and they definitely cleared the school from bomb threats.

If anything now, kids are more involved in school because they all have iPads and are expected to do a ton of homework to justify them. But having a day off now and then isn't a bad thing, actually it's pretty healthy for most people (even kids) to have a "mental health day", especially to partake in something that literally might be once in a lifetime.

But since Jack's never worked a day in his life, learned nothing from his apparently perfect attendance in school, and gets all of his information (or lack thereof) from TikTok and Nickelodeon, he's a lazy miserable slug that hates himself, thus he hates anyone having actual enjoyment around him and creates conspiracy theories in his slughead of why he can't.

A true and utter narc in every sense of the word.

 

[desudesu]

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Jack doing his BJ face on the first frame of the video almost made me spit my coffee out

Fun fact, the sore/scarring on his nose is caused by him constantly using it to "boop" his Apple Watch on his left wrist due to his non-working gimp arm. What does he even need an Apple Watch for? Dumb fat cunt.

 

[eatler]

Fun fact, the sore/scarring on his nose is caused by him constantly using it to "boop" his Apple Watch on his left wrist due to his non-working gimp arm. What does he even need an Apple Watch for? Dumb fat cunt.

If he’s smart it would be for the heart monitor. I don’t know if Tammy can count a pulse off a neck so she could check there.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

If he’s smart it would be for the heart monitor. I don’t know if Tammy can count a pulse off a neck so she could check there.

Jack insists she takes his pulse rectally.

 

[Obama phone]

I just caught up with all the latest Jack lore, and holy shit this guy deteriorated. I was aware he had a stroke, but I didn't realize how much he struggles to speak in all his latest videos. I can hear the cholesterol in his voice

It made me kinda curious how many times he's attempted to eat healthy (well, "healthy" according to him anyways) in the past, so I did a quick YT search. Saw this, and shut youtube down. Don't think anything else I'd find would speak louder than this

 

[AnOminous]

I've seen open wounds that looked more appetizing than this.

It literally looks like someone shat and then vomited on a pizza crust.

 

[Andoxico]

Anyway, we've also got his retarded numbers for the week a couple of days late.

The associated video. Gurgle-tard makes up stories about his fans trying carnivore diet and it curing everything

 

[AltisticRight]

I just caught up with all the latest Jack lore, and holy shit this guy deteriorated. I was aware he had a stroke, but I didn't realize how much he struggles to speak in all his latest videos. I can hear the cholesterol in his voice

It made me kinda curious how many times he's attempted to eat healthy (well, "healthy" according to him anyways) in the past, so I did a quick YT search. Saw this, and shut youtube down. Don't think anything else I'd find would speak louder than this

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Is that a slab of discount meat coated in some kind of abominable charred black sweet sauce? It looks sweeter than a fucking sugar cane processing plant, and he calls this healthy? I guess strokes can be healthy and unhealthy too. I look forward to his upcoming healthy carnivore stroke instead of the unhealthy ones due to his Dyson Sphere levels of slop consumption.

 

[Pig Cups]

Fun fact, the sore/scarring on his nose is caused by him constantly using it to "boop" his Apple Watch on his left wrist due to his non-working gimp arm. What does he even need an Apple Watch for? Dumb fat cunt.

Good catch! So he basically has a zebiba like the musloids get, but instead of being induced by praying, it’s caused by him pecking at his watch like a crippled, witless, stroked-out ostrich.

 

[AnOminous]

The associated video. Gurgle-tard makes up stories about his fans trying carnivore diet and it curing everything

Meanwhile, one of this stroked-out faggot's eyes is barely open and the other is wildly facing in an opposite direction, an obvious sign of severe brain damage.