Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Why does Patrick keep getting invited to cons to speak on shit he knows nothing about?
He's a leftest. They';re always asked to talk about shit they don't know anything about. We have Liberal politicians here that don't want new roads built because it somehow causes global warming. Guilbeault is a retard and doesn't understand science. He also wants to get rid of pizza ovens.
Soon as you show actual science to a Leftest they get confused and tell you it's a lie.
 
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Make sure to wear your mask, fat faggot!
I seriously cannot believe these faggots are still wearing masks. At this point they’ll be wearing them in 2034. I don’t know why this makes me MATI but it does.
Why does Patrick keep getting invited to cons to speak on shit he knows nothing about?
A) He pays to be at some of these conventions as far as I remember.

B) These are “conventions” that are desperate for anyone to speak at them. We are talking a crowd of like 20-30 people max from what I have seen of the videos of them.

Patrick is very fat by the way.
 
I've always wanted to see who the toughest "tough guy" is in some sort of combat sport. It's a shame Fat Rick is so cowardly, I'd pay PPV price to see him vs Movie Bobert in the main with Shane Nokes vs Queen of poles on the undercard. Crowdfund that too, null.
Cereal-Box psych incoming-

Fatty has exaggerated (modern) feminine behaviors - Lashing out (verbally, written). Destructive inner circle, CONSTANT need for attention and praise. Plus a (failed) career in writing. Mainly he lives off the allowance Nikki grants him.
Hell, he married a lesbo.
I think his father was rarely present - probably avoided that failure by drinking at the bar.
Who could want to go home to that failure?

So, his behaviors are copied from his mother, and his (cringe) aggression is from rejection.
Calling him a bully, insults bulles.

He is a bitch. A nasty bitch.
 
No child!

That is your delusions again, each tweet is masterfully crafted and needs reading in full to demonstrate its genius.

Enjoy prison, you felony tweet ignorer.
No! Sweet baby child. It is YOU, not I, who is going to prison! Twitter no longer exists! Enjoy prison, stalker child!
 
I think his father was rarely present - probably avoided that failure by drinking at the bar.
Who could want to go home to that failure?

I should think after being trampled and gored by too many bulls (bovine and human), Tomlinson Sr was hanging around in bars a lot.
It’s just that he was having to ply his toilet trade, while wearing a dress and ill fitting wig.

From rodeo clown and male prostitute, he was reduced to male cum dumpster in a bar for losers.
It was self defeating in many ways as he usually spent most of his shady earnings on booze to deaden the pain and shame of grabbing his ankles in a stall, and to wash the taste away from his glory hole duties.

Fatrick of course only knew that his daddy came back from the bar drunk and loaded with essence of man, so in adulthood Fatrick has taken to hanging out in bars all the time thinking he is just like his dad.
 
I seriously cannot believe these faggots are still wearing masks. At this point they’ll be wearing them in 2034. I don’t know why this makes me MATI but it does.
It's a shibboleth. They know their fellow cultists will mindlessly go along with this dumb and currently utterly unnecessary bullshit, but some people will just say fuck it and stay away. You know, people who would otherwise have given them money so these tard gatherings are withering.
B) These are “conventions” that are desperate for anyone to speak at them. We are talking a crowd of like 20-30 people max from what I have seen of the videos of them.
They're "desperate" because of stupid shit like still insisting on wearing fag masks.
 
The Temptations of Tiny Tim
This is simply horrendous. To me it implies that Timothy Crachit struggles with intense homicidal urges or "temptations," which doesn't make sense if he's trying to solve the murder of Scrooge. Unless the "big twist" is that Tiny Tim is actually responsible and he forgot because he's got multiple personalities. Yeah that sounds very Pat.

Or maybe by "temptations" he means that Tiny Tim is "into things." Don't tell me we're about to get treated to Tiny Tim getting cruisy in Victorian England saunas.

Sorry if I just spoiled your next bestseller Pat.
 
Given that they have kink panels and one for poly parenting It's likely they go "mask off" when it really matters.
This is simply horrendous. To me it implies that Timothy Crachit struggles with intense homicidal urges or "temptations," which doesn't make sense if he's trying to solve the murder of Scrooge. Unless the "big twist" is that Tiny Tim is actually responsible and he forgot because he's got multiple personalities. Yeah that sounds very Pat.

Or maybe by "temptations" he means that Tiny Tim is "into things." Don't tell me we're about to get treated to Tiny Tim getting cruisy in Victorian England saunas.

Sorry if I just spoiled your next bestseller Pat.
I think his Tiny Tim is just a self insert for his homosexual leanings. Also the name his wife gave his penis.
 
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Make sure to wear your mask, fat faggot!

God, conventions are all retarded fagfests. I hope their convention gets crashed by diaper wearing furries.
So is he going to be reading out loud for an hour with a mask on? I think fatty would get winded after 10 minutes
Also "The Temptations of Tiny Tim" sounds like some weird coming of age erotica written by a sicko in a guild of pedophiles
 
lol panels hosted by pedos on kink and polyamorous parenting at the same convention, with masked 2 year olds for good measure. Sometimes I can’t believe these people are real or that Fat takes so much pride in being accepted by these degenerates. I bet he wishes he would’ve sat in the corner and watched PCJ and ade just to have some authority over the child panel, child. Imagining the smell of those rooms and the fat bitches with faded pastel hair being passed around makes me feel sick. Nice peers, stupid.
 
I should think after being trampled and gored by too many bulls (bovine and human), Tomlinson Sr was hanging around in bars a lot.
It’s just that he was having to ply his toilet trade, while wearing a dress and ill fitting wig.

From rodeo clown and male prostitute, he was reduced to male cum dumpster in a bar for losers.
It was self defeating in many ways as he usually spent most of his shady earnings on booze to deaden the pain and shame of grabbing his ankles in a stall, and to wash the taste away from his glory hole duties.

Fatrick of course only knew that his daddy came back from the bar drunk and loaded with essence of man, so in adulthood Fatrick has taken to hanging out in bars all the time thinking he is just like his dad.
Are you saying that Tommy Tomlinson was actually Booby Brown?
Or maybe by "temptations" he means that Tiny Tim is "into things." Don't tell me we're about to get treated to Tiny Tim getting cruisy in Victorian England saunas.
If he was clever we'd get Tiny Tim and the Moors of Scotland but he's Fat Rick and that pun went right over his head.
 
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You certainly can’t terraform it (the concept is pretty much a non-starter anywhere tbh) but the theory of colonising it is taken fairly seriously:


Not for Pat though, you couldn't keep him aloft in a teflon-coated vacuum dirigible of any size.

Because he is cosmically fat.

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You certainly can’t terraform it (the concept is pretty much a non-starter anywhere tbh) but the theory of colonising it is taken fairly seriously:

I'm not attacking you for posting that but the idea is still dumb, and even the subject matter concedes it's a thought experiment. If you spent enormous sums of money you could make a floating city in Venus, maybe. What then? There are no accessible resources there. They don't even have water, one of the most plentiful resources in the universe. So you have to ship in all of your building materials, all of your fuel, you wouldn't be able to manufacture anything with precision because there's no way you're keeping your city stable when it's being buffeted by winds. Venus is literally a money pit, there is nothing that adds value there except basic scientific research of what a fucked up planet looks like which we could do with unmanned probes. The only credible value I read so far is you could slingshot ships to Mars using its gravity assist, but that doesn't require a permanent presence. You'd be better off building space habitats in the asteroid belt than colonizing Venus. You could at least then produce materials without having to launch them out of orbit. It also might be (probably would be) safer to live there. I don't know why anyone would waste time talking about colonizing Venus, even if you think colonizing Mars is done to death as a subject.
Edit: give me all the autism stickers you want
 
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Patty's dumb face always reminded me of someone, and I couldn't place it. I had an old episode of Law and Order on in the background the other day and it clicked.

Context (although it's pretty clear): Davey, a mentally retarded kid is accused and coached into 'confessing' to a murder. Davey, has rage issues towards women, prides himself on being smarter than he actually is, and looks like Patty.



Am I crazy?
 
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