Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[daffodils]

Disney Admits Gina Carano Fired For JEWS, Jan 6th Was an INSIDE JOB, FISA Republican'ts

- starts muted, already staring at the ceiling
- latest chat talking point: you think Nick looks unhealthy because you're fat

- unnaturally energized even when previewing the topics, he looks like other people on 1.5x
- Gina Carano topic starts
- Cecil and EVS streamsniping: "Let's do a wellness check on Nick Rekieta", "We have more viewers than him", "He looks skinny as fuck", "Are we the only ones who care?", "What!?", "He's like Michael Jackson in the This Is It documentary", "What's that wedding ring of his?", Coomalot superchat:"Nick went from calling me and shooting the shit everyday to nothing for 6 months lol", Cecil and EVS listening to rambling stonefaced, "You know what he's talking about right now?" -- "No", "He hangs out with a lot of comedians now", "He's a funny dude"
- Kid touchers in Hollywood:"So gross!"
- Butter dishes
- "My friends describe me as bougie"
- "Before I married Lady Rackets, I didn't eat much real butter", his parents fed him margerine
- RyanTheEditor:"Why are you talking about butter instead of Gina Carano"
- "Oh, my whiskey is gone"
- late to the Rumble switch
- bathroom break
- Rumble live viewer numbers barely over 3000
- tangent after tangent, twitching, waving, staring at the ceiling, singing

- Jan 6 topic
- two minutes, "Enough of that article", pours another whiskey
- Nick explains Jan 6, reiterates one minute worth of talking points over and over
- "They unfairly prosecuted... *Trump voice* a thousand, two thousand, not very many... you probably have to bring in some Asian midgets or Stephen Hawking to figure it out"

- "Why don't these damn kids understand dad is streaming?!", a break
- "I try to remember when I got Tylenol with Codeine but it was a drink"
- a meandering story about suffering a concussion playing indoor soccer
- superchats
- FISA topic
- "I don't know if I wanna do that article"
- incoherent rambling, skip forward five seconds and he's on a different tangent
- Nick doesn't like the war on drugs, lengthy imaginary dialogue between Ronald and Nancy Reagan
- less than 3000 Rumble viewers
- "Meth? That sounds awesome... like, you mean I can win a spelling bee against an Indian?"
- Why do people take drugs? "Maybe they can feel cool for a minute, they can feel good, they can feel rich, they can escape the hell that they're in"
- "Alright, guys! That's the end of the show!"

He took way too much of whatever he was on today. Wouldn't be surprised if he was "sick" tomorrow.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

John...Johnnnnnn! I was poor Johnnnn! I didn't have a transformer to my name; Johnnnnnnnnnnn!

 

[genericwhitemale]

- starts muted, already staring at the ceiling

- two minutes, "Enough of that article", pours another whiskey

- incoherent rambling, skip forward five seconds and he's on a different tangent

- "Alright, guys! That's the end of the show!"

Rekieta Pillstream

 

[AltisticRight]

- latest chat talking point: you think Nick looks unhealthy because you're fat

Three people, who?
Three Balldos? You mean being normal weight, right? He's only slightly heavier than an urn at this point.

 

[Potatoherder]

Very close to doubling his YT ( $54 ) take for the night. Nick Said nothing in chat. Skimming the chat gives the impression that a few are actually concerned about Nick. Other than that superchats seem boring. 'panzerdood' showed up in chat. iirc they were a prominent member of the locals.

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[Darkholme's Dungeon]

what the fuck does Nick think passes off as "black guy"?

Energii king from Jamacia is a good example. Pre-colonial Africa would be prefered of course, especially cultures with homosexual roles. Afghan's get the honorary black title, but Bacha bazi isn't okay since Nick was too busy getting PTSD from living in Fifth ward in Houston and getting his toys taken away. Otherwise he'd be getting railed out harder than coke lines in the 70s.

Fakes are everywhere in high end watches. They like to call them 'reps' or clones. Some of the very nice rep manufacturers literally use the same assembly lines out of China for their bracelets and cases as the big Swiss companies, which is why the high end reps are almost identical to the real thing.

Biggest complainer of fakes made in China was the US Consulate in Shanghai. Biggest buyers was US government folks posted to Shanghai.

WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? Why does his have this underaged/barely legal sex fixation!?

Degenerates like Nick belong on a St. Andrew's cross, actually that's insulting to the BDSM community. I suggest death by Fournier gangrene instead.

I skipped meals in uni to afford books. I know people who lived in shitholes and did a lot worse than I did. Others had to commute hours each day. I know people who sold their body or dealt drugs to pay for schooling. They put in work while Nick complained about having to work and not being able to spend money with abandon.

Nick is an elitist. He did not suffer enough to learn humility or what the real world is like and he is too proud to admit he might be wrong.

Him being an elitist isn't the issue. There are functional people who never had to "suffer" in uni. His issue is he lacks discipline and he didn't earn a useful (hard science) degree. He literally got a english degree didn't want to interact with people, and instead of bettering himself through learning skills at work or in his spare time, he went back to school again for a degree he didn't even use as a non-practicing lolyer.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Turned on Nick’s stream to gawk at exactly how bad he is looking tonight & immediately heard:
“FDR - that guy was a fucking asshole. God, I’m glad he was paralyzed or whatever.”
FDR is the new Stephen Hawking?

Eta Followed by something about “blacks”, “Jews” & then nonsense singing. Same show, over & over.

Remember when I mentioned that nick said he was getting bullied by drex's friend until drex decided to start protecting nick? What if that bully was a cripple in a wheelchair?

Like this guy?

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick didn't even attend his funeral. He has also said that he knew his grandmother in Texas "never loved him" and that he was not bothered by that.

The grandfather (or grandmother who died last) seems to have organized the estate knowing full well what Nick was and not letting him get anywhere near real money.

There has to be a story behind this that we'll never get to know. At some point, Granny must have seen young Nick's overly enthusiastic love of money and his disdain for hard work and charitable acts and as a good Roman Catholic, it obviously repelled her.

I always wondered why Nick embraced his white trash tambourines and hand-waving-in-the-air protestant church. It was obviously never going to be about some theological affinity with these Minnesota snake handlers. I would have expected him to attempt to embrace papism in an attempt to cosy up to Granny as the fountain of infinite coin, but if she's made it clear that he was never getting his hands on the portion of the loot he'd already deemed rightfully his -- well, that'd definitely be enough to sign up to some heretical sect just to spite her -- regardless of what he thought about their actual doctrine.

My guess is that Nick was bitter because he wanted his money NOW NOW NOW.

Yes, my guess is this would have been the point at which Granny saw who he really was and decided her grandson was a piece of shit as a human being. He probably showed up at her doorstep with a story about why he needed her millions signed over immediately, because she couldn't expect him to live like the hoi polloi.

"Just sign it all over to me, Gran. I'll take over the charitable donations on your behalf. I've already discussed it with Ty Beard -- let me call him and have him sort out the paperwork. You won't have to worry about a thing,"

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

RIP the good times

Spoiler: Not really though...

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Elissa posted a short of Cecil saying Nick was on acid. How long until Energii Kang comes on a show to talk about the Hedonism adventures?

 

[Popper Whiting]

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From Spectre to this camelot to John (and I suspect many others) one definite lolcow aspect with Nick is that he seems to get too close to people who verbally tongue dash his bronze online. The fact he has failed on multiple occasions to recognize that a person online he is associating with is a liability is amazing to me.

Does Nick not have IRL friends that aren't there to fuck his wife?

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Elissa posted a short of Cecil saying Nick was on acid. How long until Energii Kang comes on a show to talk about the Hedonism adventures?

Good lord, this man has 5 kids and he's acting like he's fresh out of high school. This is the shit you do before you have the litter of children.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He's got fuck-you money.
He could be running his own gay club, the gayest one of all. He could become a gay bar socialite of such fame, the Washington Blade would hold a dedicated column to describe his latest shenanigans.

He is on a tight leash and has always resented it. He squandered what he made on the big trial streams on his large vacations and lavish purchases--along with what will probably be a six figure lawsuit.

From my reading of the will, the grandmother didn't have a lot of say in most of the grandfather's estate.

There appear to be trusts made for her benefit (and potentially, to a lesser extent, the rest of the family - this is the family trust section which Nick addressed directly) but once she died, they were directly willed in equal shares to the children. The exception would be any personal property like their home and in particular the Petrofac stock they still owned as of 2016 (but it is my belief that that probably would be mostly sold or given away by then).

My guess is that Nick was bitter because he wanted his money NOW NOW NOW.

The trusts may be a legal tax structure or just a structure to make a will more ironclad. I am sure Beard could elaborate on it...

Speaking of Beard, is it not strange that he has had at least at one point become so close to Nick? He has not been on much recently, ans that might be a point in his favour, but Nick has not had anyone on recently besides sycophants and parasite streamers...

Does anyone remember when nick did a watch party about a movie he said he has already watched before and it's about some prostitute? He was fairly excited about it when he saw it was available on watch party. The movie is fairly old and set around the time there were nobles and stuff. I think the movie was french and dubbed into english and had lots of nudity in it (it involved a whore house with orgies). Part way thru the movie, the chat informed him that the main actress was underage (can't remember if the chat said she was 14 or 16) when this was filmed and I think she got naked too but nick moved past that pretty quick and kept watching. I tried looking for the movie based on what I mentioned above but what I have was very vague since I was listening in the background so I couldn't find it and twitch deletes vods past 3 months.

Did he really bring up Pretty Baby? Is that the movie? Movie takes place in plantation times and involves a guy falling in love with an underage prostitute played by brooke shields. Only reason i know about it is because its directed by the guy who did "My Dinner with Andre"

I don't think that was the movie. The movie was set in europe of even older times I think. It had a noble's son falling in love with the girl while the girl was using another old noble as sugar daddy (he bought her a house?) Had horse carriages and everything.

Fairly sure this was the film set in France about Maquis de Sade. It is fairly infamous amoung film students for being perhaps the most controversial film in existence. I think it includes depictions of cannibalism.

Then there is also Blue Cove or Blue Lagoon where an underage girl gets naked a lot with a man pretending to be here brother and they have incest... Nick talked about this one too...

Then his watch party of Porky's...

Warning indicators that were missed...

especially that bitch Himedall

Only 'bitch'? I'll have to try harder for 'cunt'.

i'd have to assume they literally stopped having sex (or at least regular sex) once they had no financial benefit to do so.

One of them got 'fixed' if I had to guess from Nick's vague 'we have take precautions' responses to pregnancy jokes in the chat. He has ranted multiple times about how he hates condoms, and seeing which of the two got 'work done', it would not surprise me if he sent Kayla under the knife.

Can you really imagine Nick not having sex? He would have gooned out earlier.

Nick went from calling me and shooting the shit everyday to nothing for 6 months lol

Nick is just bringing bridges. Sounds like he cannot understand the social cues about abandoning relationships with no warning.

Where is Drexel? You know... the BEST friend?

- Rumble live viewer numbers barely over 3000

I have to say that I believe that is WITH a multiplier.

 

[SargonF00t]

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Spoiler: Not really though...

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I always wondered if Coomalot lied about his race car getting on to TV or something and that is why Rekieta sponsored him and then when Rekieta found out that his sponsorship was squandered, decided to ghost Coomalot?

The only reason I think the above could be a chance of being true is that I believe it was shortly after Coomalot crashed the 2 Rekieta sponsored cars, did the ghosting happen.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I always wondered if Coomalot lied about his race car getting on to TV or something and that is why Rekieta sponsored him and then when Rekieta found out that his sponsorship was squandered, decided to ghost Coomalot?

The only reason I think the above could be a chance of being true is that I believe it was shortly after Coomalot crashed the 2 Rekieta sponsored cars, did the ghosting happen.

I don’t think any lying was needed, crashing 2 cars and his poor times is enough to piss most sponsors off. I sure as shit wouldn’t sink a dollar into his race hobby.

 

[Harm]

"Nick went from calling me and shooting the shit everyday to nothing for 6 months lol"

Yeah, I knew Camelot alluded to this in the past but to hear it in this stern of terms is really vindicating. Fuels my suspicion that Rekieta has been abusing drugs, whether it be his prescriptions or worse.

- "Meth? That sounds awesome... like, you mean I can win a spelling bee against an Indian?"
- Why do people take drugs? "Maybe they can feel cool for a minute, they can feel good, they can feel rich, they can escape the hell that they're in"

He'd definitely start smoking high class crystal meth within the year at this rate if he hasn't already.

Good luck, Nick! Hopefully there's no fentanyl mixed in too, although it'd be very funny if there was!

 

[daffodils]

Fairly sure this was the film set in France about Maquis de Sade. It is fairly infamous amoung film students for being perhaps the most controversial film in existence. I think it includes depictions of cannibalism.

That sounds like Pasolini's Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975), a perennial edgelord favorite. But it doesn't match the plot description given by @Pippa's Greasy KB.

Speaking of Beard [...] He has not been on much recently,

Twice in December, one last minute cancellation in March.

Where is Drexel? You know... the BEST friend?

Nick says it's because of his daughter's school schedule and that he'll be back in the summer. Sounds like it could be at least partly true, the other part being of course that Drexel wisely limited his internet appearances after the grooming story came out.

 

[mailfrawd]

Good luck, Nick! Hopefully there's no fentanyl mixed in too, although it'd be very funny if there was!

Pure crystal is so much cleaner than any of the bullshit that the pharma industry peddles for ADD these days. It's a shame that the black market carries this risk now (assuming one can actually manage to do these types of drugs without spiraling into addiction).

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Seriously, why does he hate cripples so much? Was the teacher who took his dolly in a wheelchair?

He has disdain for men who can't feel the thrill their asshole being gaped

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Pure crystal is so much cleaner than any of the bullshit that the pharma industry peddles for ADD these days. It's a shame that the black market carries this risk now (assuming one can actually manage to do these types of drugs without spiraling into addiction).

Not many people selling pure crank these days.