"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Pomniman]

It metastatizes every now and then. Usually it's Jim a-logs vs Jimsuckers but man with medical problems vs man in a dress is a new one.

If you think about it, some random nigger writing multiple unsolicited essays on the state of his own penis is well in line with the kinds of things gym used to cover.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Ah yes, you were only pretending to be a retard.

>"duhhhh I had a confrontation with Doctor Pajeet and he tried to fuck with me so I got a new diagnosis that's basically elevated blood pressure and thats CLEARLY hypertophic and basically heart failure but it's similar to Jims condition, trust me bro. Clearly we share similar issues but he must have been misdiagnosed by a dumb somali doctor 15 years ago and was fine until he got cancer. It's still the dumb somali doctors fault even though the Mayo clinic has specialists for all kinds of shit and genetic testing. OBVIOUSLY his CONGENITAL heart issues were misdiagnosed and he should sue because they couldn't figure out this rare condition I still haven't named. My dick dun' work. It MUST be the cause of his issues because duuuuh it's not like poor lifestyle choices like smoking or drinking alcohol causes health problems. Actually I only have about half of whats on Jim medical record but we still have a similar conditions. Don't argue with me I have heart issues and you're being mean so stop. Let me talk about my broken dick some more."
Faggot thinks this nigger fixation is supposed to be useful to Jim. Lol.

 

[Doctor Love]

If you think about it, some random nigger writing multiple unsolicited essays on the state of his own penis is well in line with the kinds of things gym used to cover.

Is there some solicitation required? I'm the guy looking down both barrels of valve surgery and death from heart failure, surely, if there's anyone who should be commenting on Jim's health, it's someone who shares a bunch of rare, obscure problems. Maybe I'm going too much into it, but I'm absolutely not going to accept critiques on it.

Like I said - someone is wrong here. Either Jim's treating the wrong problem, or I'm treating the wrong problem. There aren't many places where I can see obscure medical problems being written from the patient's perspective, and obviously, anyone in my position would want to know more.

Spoiler: being polite

He has been treated for a systolic dysfunction - but everything I've had has been related to a diastolic dysfunction. Nothing concrete as of yet, since open heart surgery isn't something you can just do willy-nilly.

Evidently, Jim seems to think the same thing - everything follows the kind of pattern from a diastolic heart disease of some kind, he's talking about immunological complications, but all of the heart shit is referring to the systolic equivalent. There seems to be a miscommunication between his doctors - some of them are pushing for strep A tests, but his congenital diagnosis is for the area immediately outside of the heart. If they're looking for Strep A, they may suspect something else. Strep A affects the area inside the heart.

Jim's specific odd problems

Absence of Sensation - not "numbness", this would be someone describing an abnormal, rarer symptom without knowing what the word is. It's likely sexual anhedonia - since this is the exact way any man would describe this exact symptom. "It's not numb, it's more like an absence of sensation during sex" - not a common problem at all. Barely studied. Exactly how it looks on a medical record.

Partial deafness on the right - This one is bizarre, I've had it happen too - comes with what feels like swelling behind the right eye. Comes with infections and catastrophic nosebleeds around the same time. I still have no idea what the fuck causes this, but seeing this exact problem on Jim's record is pretty convincing. I've never seen it written anywhere else.

Headaches - when referring to pain, Jim's first thought wasn't all of the broken ribs. It was the extremely fucking painful headaches. And yes, I also have cluster-like headaches on my record. They are not proper cluster headaches, because they don't follow the same clustering pattern - they don't occur frequently over a short period of time. Hence, cluster-like. There is a similar kind of headache, though - one caused by swelling and shit, pressing against the optic nerve. They are extremely painful. He ranks those headaches above what his record says.

Immunological - this fucker has been tested for strep so many times. I think either he, or his doctor, are looking for evidence around rheumatic heart disease. Which is, again, the shit my doctors are looking at too. Not only does his medical history show shit which I've experienced a lot of, either he or his doctors are actually looking towards the same shit.

Obviously there's fatigue, memory and shit too. There's a gigantic list of individual problems which blend together - I tried to list them out, and after the first fifty individual entries I start to lose track. So your record ends up showing the weird, unexplained shit. He also discounts the hypertension, like I used to, based on circumstances. Like "Yeah, I'm anxious, no shit lol" - and for me, nope, turns out the anxiety was a misdiagnosis by a grotesquely incompetent doctor who edited the record to support it. If Jim's "anxiety and hypertension" is referring to a normal systolic, with a massively elevated diastolic and a massively elevated heartrate then there is a big problem for whoever made that assessment.

What Jim hasn't mentioned - skin issues. Guttate psoriasis, for example. Also fits in with the Strep A obsession.

Every subsequent doctor, because of the misdiagnosis, considered these problems with the valid assumption that a blatant genetic heart problem would have been properly sorted years ago. And in hindsight, begrudgingly - they were like "Are you sure that this has been sorted?"

I can easily picture like, every medical doctor Jim has seen looking at his list of problems, looking at his genetic heart condition and thinking "What's this, aortic? Are you sure? I mean, I've seen other cases like yours with a left ventricle problem, or some hypertrophic condition, but never on the outside of the heart like that. But I don't have anything to prove this, so I have to treat this case as an exception." - I really want to know if Jim's experience has been the same.



These two. Jim had surgery outside the heart, directly after the left one, but all of my doctors have been looking towards the one on the right. Because of how these two interact, it's entirely plausible that a doctor negligently misdiagnosed a mitral problem as an aortic problem. The little arrow there - the blood passes through the mitral, then immediately passes through the aortic.

So he has had surgery on the outside, for what may well be a problem on the inside, a few millimetres away.

And all it would take for that mistake to be held up is for a doctor to negligently shorten isolated diastolic hypertension to just hypertension and assume the high heartrate is down to stress and anxiety. In my case, the doctor seems to have realised his mistake and then decided "It will be much easier for me if nobody finds out about this" and deleted the evidence.

The fact that he wasn't diagnosed with a congenital condition until he was almost 30 also implies that this man has had some pretty shit doctors in his life.

Faggot thinks this nigger fixation is supposed to be useful to Jim. Lol.

Nobody thinks you're being mean, I'm reminding you that you're really, really dumb.

It's the fact that you're whining about it.

Here's a hint: Jim has had health issues for his entire life and they haven't been treated at all, for most of it. Maybe it isn't useful to Jim, but you know - I'd rather hear it from somebody who has something worthwhile to say. Due to the obvious, there's not a lot of data on what undiagnosed heart conditions look or feel like. I know full-well, and my doctors know full-well, that I can talk about that with some authority.

Just, to the point where I know roughly that it's an inner heart problem. It's either the mitral valve itself, or the left ventricle. Jim's treatment is focused on the outside of the heart. If we have so many symptoms in common, one of us is catastrophically fucking wrong.

Confrontational bitching from someone who can't read is more of a Ralph thing.

 

[Tablet County]

Fight fight fight! Kiss kiss kiss.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Nobody thinks you're being mean, I'm reminding you that you're really, really dumb.

It's the fact that you're whining about it.

Here's a hint: Jim has had health issues for his entire life and they haven't been treated at all, for most of it. Maybe it isn't useful to Jim, but you know - I'd rather hear it from somebody who has something worthwhile to say. Due to the obvious, there's not a lot of data on what undiagnosed heart conditions look or feel like. I know full-well, and my doctors know full-well, that I can talk about that with some authority.

Just, to the point where I know roughly that it's an inner heart problem. It's either the mitral valve itself, or the left ventricle. Jim's treatment is focused on the outside of the heart. If we have so many symptoms in common, one of us is catastrophically fucking wrong.

Confrontational bitching from someone who can't read is more of a Ralph thing.

You have invented a narrative that Jim has been misdiagnosed by a Somali doctor and you feel like you have something in common with Jim because you share about half of a long list of symptoms. Your issue might be with the Mitral valve but it looks like you're just as clueless. That's the extent of the authority you claim to have on the subject.
You want to call this whining but all I did was call a retard a retard. A couple of schizo rambles later and now you're coping and seething.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You have invented a narrative that Jim has been misdiagnosed by a Somali doctor and you feel like you have something in common with Jim because you share about half of a long list of symptoms. Your issue might be with the Mitral valve but it looks like you're just as clueless. That's the extent of the authority you claim to have on the subject.
You want to call this whining but all I did was call a retard a retard. A couple of schizo rambles later and now you're coping and seething.

Hey asshole his dick is broke just like Jim’s (according to him). They’re broke dick brothers, it’s a sacred club you know nothing about!

 

[MooseGump]

Broke dick talk on broke dick farms

 

[Doctor Love]

You have invented a narrative that Jim has been misdiagnosed

I know full-well he was misdiagnosed. Because it happened in 2009. Meaning that prior to that point, every doctor had misdiagnosed his heart as healthy. Jim has had a lot of damage to his heart because he had an undiagnosed (which is a type of misdiagnosis) for several decades.

I'm saying that this, too, was misdiagnosed. Literally "wrong side of the valve" - it's either that, or that strangers are going to cut open my heart for no good reason.

Your issue might be with the Mitral valve

I'm gonna guess nothing in your life is particularly important - like that is a bizarrely stupid comment to make. Why, yes, this is a pretty big breakthrough and very significant. How precise would you like it? I mean, I'm at the point where everything outside of one specific heart chamber has been ruled out.

Not only to one specific chamber, the exact process which is inhibited. The diastolic function in the left ventricle. Jim has had surgery for the systolic function of the left ventricle.

I don't understand how you are this dumb. Is it deliberate? Are you nobly sacrificing your dignity so that I'll add more details?

The main difference, in this context, is that an inner heart issue looks almost exactly like aortic stenosis, but with additional complications. The congenital aortic dilation "rules out" the inner heart issues. Meanwhile, Jim's entire medical record looks exactly like doctors trying to gather evidence to check inside his heart. Despite being older than me and having it way worse, he's in the exact position I was prior to Dr Pajeet's criminality being uncovered.

Doctors circling "around" the exact problem, and drawing together what they can to try to explain something - because one of them is actually obstructing the "real" answer. In Jim's case, that would be one of these hypertension, anxiety or aortic stenosis problems obscuring something like rheumatoid heart disease - an inner heart issue which, obviously, explains the odd similarities.

The bottom line is, dude's suffering a hell of a lot more than he ought to, and I think I know why. I might be wrong, but it's worth a shot - best-case scenario, dude can actually treat the root cause.

The worst-case scenario is that Jim has to defend his sexual health on the internet. It's a win-win for everyone.

You, somehow, have a problem with that. For that, you're a massive faggot who has nothing to be proud of.

Hey asshole his dick is broke just like Jim’s (according to him). They’re broke dick brothers, it’s a sacred club you know nothing about!

>problems present similarly

The patient has to actually say, directly, clarifying every step, in order for it to read as "Absence of Sensation" and you have to rule out every other dysfunction, including psychological. That's what an unknown diagnosis looks like - after you've ruled out every other possibility. This is listed separate from anxiety, too.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Jim: lies about how sick he is and has all sorts of excuses/rationalizations for why his faggot ass isn't dead yet so useless simps leap to fund his life and defend his honor. This thread: actually has cancerAIDS.

lol

LMAO, even.

 

[Man In A Dress]

LMFAO

I know full-well he was misdiagnosed. Because it happened in 2009.

Then prove it. You seem to be so certain of this and you keep shitting yourself otherwise.

I'm gonna guess nothing in your life is particularly important - like that is a bizarrely stupid comment to make.

Hey retard, you said it yourself:

Just, to the point where I know roughly that it's an inner heart problem. It's either the mitral valve itself, or the left ventricle.

So your issue might be with the Mitral valve. You're not certain.

The worst-case scenario is that Jim has to defend his sexual health on the internet. It's a win-win for everyone.

>calls me a faggot
>is the only one talking about dicks
lol

 

[Doctor Love]

Then prove it. You seem to be so certain of this and you keep shitting yourself otherwise.

>Congenital. In 2009.

Yes, it was obviously misdiagnosed up until that exact point. Mister Metokur, Jim, had a congenital disorder which went completely undiagnosed for almost thirty years. This is a type of misdiagnosis.

My argument is that this was not correctly diagnosed in 2009, either - due to the similarities I see between his record, and my own, it's reasonable to suspect we have a similar problem.

And it seems that either he, or his current doctor, suspect rheumatic heart disease. This is a mitral valve problem.

Thus, they also line up with other mitral valve problems. Jim has a diagnosed congenital aortic valve problem - but a congenital mitral valve problem would make sense, too and it is an extremely common misdiagnosis.

So your issue might be with the Mitral valve. You're not certain.

This is such a bizarre statement. Yes. Because it's stuck. It's not letting enough blood into my heart. It may be broken. It may be blocked. There may be Jewish involvement of some kind. Nobody knows.

You're aware that I'm not a doctor, right? I don't do medicine. I am talking entirely from my own experience with doctors trying to figure out what exactly was causing so much damage without being detected. It turned out, it had been detected - the guy who detected it actually chose not to treat it.

I would imagine that Jim, who has spent a long time trying to find out what his medical problems are, has not considered "foul play" like that.

>calls me a faggot
>is the only one talking about dicks
lol

Honestly, it's not even about the amount of cock you may or may not suck. It's the performative bitchiness of the homosexual male, basking in the attention of other men. It's child-like antisocial behaviour - excessive faggotry is a revolting character trait.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Yes, it was obviously misdiagnosed up until that exact point. Mister Metokur, Jim, had a congenital disorder which went completely undiagnosed for almost thirty years. This is a type of misdiagnosis.

So you really are retarded. You have confused a misdiagnosis for a missed diagnosis. Of some kind of aortic valve issue that you still have not defined.

This is such a bizarre statement. Yes.

I'm repeating what you said. Those are your words. Considering you have only half of a very long list of symptoms in common with Jim and your doctors were able to determine that much, it is bizarre that you insist you and Jim have a similar condition. So you have deluded yourself into thinking Jim was somehow misdiagnosed in 2009 because that's the only way your sperging could possibly make sense.

You're aware that I'm not a doctor, right? I don't do medicine.

Oh I can tell. Best you can do is try and repeat big boy words like hypertrophic.

Honestly, it's not even about the amount of cock you may or may not suck. It's the performative bitchiness of the homosexual male, basking in the attention of other men. It's child-like antisocial behaviour - excessive faggotry is a revolting character trait.

It's true. There is nothing more bitchy and faggy than writing your own diary entry over mean old Doctor Pajeet and Somalians and then rambling about your limp dick. Maybe he was right to add mental health issues to your medical history.

 

[Overwrite7476]

I wanna see you guys fuck eachother.

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

Move over Mayo Clinic, Kiwi Clinic is in the house! Nothing but true and honest medical specialists here. You're in good hands, Jim. We'll have you back on two packs of Camels a day, and enough Popov vodka to drunkenly fingerbang Jade live on stream in no time! We swear on our Hippopotamus Oath!

 

[Never Scored]

Move over Mayo Clinic, Kiwi Clinic is in the house! Nothing but true and honest medical specialists here. You're in good hands, Jim. We'll have you back on two packs of Camels a day, and enough Popov vodka to drunkenly fingerbang Jade live on stream in no time! We swear on our Hippopotamus Oath!

Did you know they call it the Mayo Clinic because the guy who invented it also invented mayonnaise? Did you know this thread is filled with faggots?

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Is it possible for a Grift Wars thread to get the Infected or Plagued tag? Because right now it feels appropriate.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Neither of these retards seem to know how to use PMs. So miss me with this medical expertise shit.

 

[AnOminous]

Neither of these retards seem to know how to use PMs. So miss me with this medical expertise shit.

I've figured it out. Jim has COOTIES!

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I hate when faggots have their lovers' quarrel out in the open for the entire world to see.

 

[Doctor Love]

I'm repeating what you said. Those are your words.

And they're fine.

Considering you have only half of a very long list of symptoms in common with Jim and your doctors were able to determine that much, it is bizarre that you insist you and Jim have a similar condition.

I'm stumped. Yeah, no shit - lymphomas are bad. Way worse than skin cancer. Skin cancer is easy.

mean old Doctor Pajeet
limp dick.

I'm starting to think that you're just a seething Indian man. Nobody mentioned ED. It still works, the sensation becomes completely absent and it feels like regular skin, with no other problems.

You've brought this up so many times, too, so I have to say it - most white guys get laid regularly without any special effort. I'm not complaining about this because it's a big deal. It's because it's a complete fucking mystery.

I wanna see you guys fuck eachother.

I'll do it for you, SS Null, but I won't enjoy it.

I hate when faggots have their lovers' quarrel out in the open for the entire world to see.

I know you're joking but I really think it's about my sex life.