Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[LiquidKid]

Not many people selling pure crank these days.

Maybe not on the street corner or in the bathroom at a rave, but with Nick’s wallet I’m pretty sure you find the pure stuff

 

[Harm]

with Nick’s wallet I’m pretty sure you find the pure stuff

You can in theory, but Nick would also need to recognize what is or isn't the good stuff. A dealer could exploit his ignorance and tell him some of their mid-tier product is actually the TOP top shelf meth. We've seen from Nick's other purchases that he can't figure out which GPU or mixing board to pick and goes with whatever is expensive.

At that point, the dealer will make a greater profit selling him garbage and telling him it's a special hook-up only for the best customers.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nick: "I just slapped that microphone. Like a foster child."
- Didn't Nick and Kayla foster kids at some point, this is awful. Given the speculation about the number of kids having an effect on the inheritance, I'd bet when Nick and Kayla had their first bout of fertility issues this was attempted to ensure their slice of the pie was as large as possible. Filthy, wigger behavior.

As for the rest of this video, I obviously haven't watched Nick in a while. His train of thought derailed in East Palestine and subsequently caught fire. Reading through the comments on the last stream, looks like this is normal Nick now.

NIck's brain has more holes than the European cheese Null likes so much.

 

[polar bear]

Maybe if you just set aside your prudishness you Kiwi stalker child

Nuh-uh.
Me after learning more and more about Rekieta:

 

[Historical Strelkov]

I don't think that was the movie. The movie was set in europe of even older times I think. It had a noble's son falling in love with the girl while the girl was using another old noble as sugar daddy (he bought her a house?) Had horse carriages and everything.

That sounds similar.

 

[Strix454]

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RIP the good times

Six months ago was:

1) Eric July breaking Nick. The seven-hour copestream and so on.
2) Nick doing the stand-up show and getting more involved with Steel Toe and his druggie whore of a wife.

That alone can be grounds for several theories. One of which is that Nick & wife started swinging and/or doing drugs with the with Steel Toes which takes up most of Nick's time and mental focus. Nick going full-blown gay with Steel Toe would also make him less interested in spending time with a probable tease like Camelot.

It also possibly explains whats happening over the weekends that is wiping Nick out to a point where he can't stream monday nights.

 

[Jeb Bush]

Nick after 1 year, on the whiskey diet:

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Yeah, I knew Camelot alluded to this in the past but to hear it in this stern of terms is really vindicating. Fuels my suspicion that Rekieta has been abusing drugs, whether it be his prescriptions or worse.

I suspected it was Camelot who dropped Nick. Guess I was wrong.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That sounds like Pasolini's Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975), a perennial edgelord favorite. But it doesn't match the plot description given by @Pippa's Greasy KB.

Salo is the one that Nick definitely talked about. If it is not the one @Pippa's Greasy KB meant, it just horrified me more that he has talked about yet ANOTHER degenerate film... It also disappoints me that I was not able to catch on to this much sooner than I did.

I'm not prudish about boobs and sex in films, but now that I look back, I wonder if his former fans (self included) enabled his degeneracy in some way by overlooking his questionable preferences?

I am clearly in the camp that thinks this behaviour was latent desire within Nick, but less clear myself on what the actual trigger and contributing factors were. The transmogrification appeared sudden to many (self included), and perhaps that is the unanswerable question that continues to fascinate us with so many cows: the 'Why?'

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Not sure what "fat" has to do with anything.

It's harder for a fat man to capture an audience, unless being fat is an aspect of the character being played. That's just how it is. I didn't intend for it to sound like "I think Sean's show itself suffers because of his corpulence," more like "he's got a handicap to overcome here."

It's just that I don't pick my legal shows based on how the host/commentator looks.

I don't either. I just have very little patience for the constant boomering of tech these days. Like, it's not hard to set up an audio levels monitor and have a giant glowing reminder of "YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY ON." Maybe Sean has got this figured out since I last watched his show, but I doubt it.

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That stabbing trial Branca's been covering has 2000 viewers during verdict watch right now, by the way. Twice as many as there were during the start of the trial. If that's not audience retention/growth, I don't know what is.

 

[IDF]

The student becomes the master. When is the last time Nick has come even close to $2k?

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Tbf iirc on that stream Joe was sourcing printing for his legal motion against the Trump gag order in NYC. It was gonna be like 600-1000 bucks to get it properly printed and ordered so he could serve everyone. I think people were chipping in specifically for that a bit.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

i found his streams where he watched the Vic Depositions (especially Ron's an Monica's) to be entertaining at the time. then again i was doing other stuff as i listened and i don't think he was fully wet brained at the time.

the problem is he's a lazy drunk and doesn't want to put in the effort to make a good show anymore because he's had the rumble contract. Before he had to put on a good show for his audience if he wanted money, when he got the guaranteed rumble money his audience were no longer his "customers" in a way, so he stopped appealing to them and started embracing his inner vices.

The Scott Macleod stream was fucking hilarious. Seeing him argue circles around the guy while screaming at him red in the face drunk was absolute kino and one of the last instances where I remember his drunkenness being seen as a funny ironic meme and not a depressing downwards spiral.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Not many people selling pure crank these days.

He could move to New Mexico, and start buying from Heisenballdo.

Nuh-uh.
Me after learning more and more about Rekieta:

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The amount of people in this thread who have achieved sobriety because Rekieta scared them straight (ironically enough), is inspiring. The only good Nick does for the world, is make others not want to be like him.

 

[Peace Through Power]

I tend to agree.

The girl (Nikki Reed) grew up in LA. She walked out on her parents and dropped out of school at 14. She somehow came to live with Creep female film director Catherine Hardwicke who at the time of their meeting was a production designer.

Catherine Hardwicke put Nikki Reed into a very young teen sex'n drugs in LA exploitation movie called "thirteen" which made Hardwicke into an important person in Hollywood. It was sold as being "autobiographical" of Nikki Reed's childhood. It was another generic exploitation film designed to show how bad kids and their lives were.

Then a couple years later you have a whole collection of creepy old men around hollywood all getting together and making a film centered around her guaranteed to lose all the money spent on it. A film with an expensive male cast, but written and first time directed by some nobody TV writer who did nothing before or since. And not even released into theaters.

It was shown at the solstice film festival in St. Paul, and guess who was there in person

Archive

Spoiler

FA and Friday Out with Joker, Legal Vices, maybe Drex, Maybe Camelot, Maybe more?! (15th. April 2023)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJCU7e33M5g

at 52:38

For some reason, Nick thought she was 22 at the time, even though she was 17, when he met her at the film festival (21st of July 2006).

Spoiler

Ty Beard Joins Me to Discuss Privilege, Sophie, and Other Stuff (12th. September 2020)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSonT5GNJgg

at 2:21:55

 

[Harm]

it just horrified me more that he has talked about yet ANOTHER degenerate film...

That's the real kicker too. He's only swooning over these films with gratuitous depictions of sexual debauchery. It's not balanced out with quality films without weird sex shit.

 

[TexOffender]

I suspected it was Camelot who dropped Nick. Guess I was wrong.

They sound like they're giving a eulogy to Nick. Guess he cut everybody off for a while, not just coomalot.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

typical muscle car you'd see your average enlisted retard get

this is another one that screams "never had money before" style vacation.

It's not balanced out with quality films without weird sex shit.

Nick has zero taste. Hedonism II, Vegas, the Mustang (that he can't even handle and despite living in MN for 30 or whatever years doesn't know when or what or how to drive in snow/ice), the crap "art" on display, a house with bog-standard terrible Minnesota trim and shiny oak kitchen cabinets (the cheapest solid wood and typical for basic mass builder-designed mid-nice houses...in the 1990s) (with deep-brown painted walls, possibly the worst combination ever; I kept looking for the Live-Laugh-Love wall decal). It's all perfect, tasteless, outer-ring suburban/exurban style, the type who picks up "fast casual" food from Green Mill for dinner every night ("no, children, you go ahead, mommy and I are watching our figures and also can't be bothered to cook for you; prepackaged snacks are in the cupboard for after"), thinks he's too good for the town bar unless he's slinging "comedy" to the rubes, and heads into "the Cities" twice a year as a tourist to gawk and pretend he has some edge.

How someone with means (whatever his actual earned income, they have resources available that are far greater than most people, and will have far more than that) has such limited taste and experience just boggles my mind.

Have those kids even been anywhere (other than dumped off with relatives while mom & dad live out a tacky fantasy)? I know many people with a ton of kids (4, 5, 6+) and middle-to-upper-middle-to-high income (made of their own efforts, even, in many cases) who get their kids to places around the world, regularly. And those folks have actual jobs and school schedules to maneuver around.

 

[Strix454]

It was shown at the solstice film festival in St. Paul, and guess who was there in person

Doing the math, that would have been his first year out of college and his first year of marriage. He went by choice to a terrible movie with doughy old middle-aged Alec Baldwin creeping on a 16 year old and thought it was great.

 

[polar bear]

Doing the math, that would have been his first year out of college and his first year of marriage. He went by choice to a terrible movie with doughy old middle-aged Alec Baldwin creeping on a 16 year old and thought it was great.

And then, over 15 years later, he is still talking about how hot she was. On multiple occasions.
How does Our Goblin lets herself to be disrespected like that is beyond me, I can't comprehend these people. I have zero idea what sort of values are important in their lives, other than coom&goon.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Does anyone remember when nick did a watch party about a movie he said he has already watched before and it's about some prostitute? He was fairly excited about it when he saw it was available on watch party. The movie is fairly old and set around the time there were nobles and stuff. I think the movie was french and dubbed into english and had lots of nudity in it (it involved a whore house with orgies). Part way thru the movie, the chat informed him that the main actress was underage (can't remember if the chat said she was 14 or 16) when this was filmed and I think she got naked too but nick moved past that pretty quick and kept watching. I tried looking for the movie based on what I mentioned above but what I have was very vague since I was listening in the background so I couldn't find it and twitch deletes vods past 3 months.

Fairly sure this was the film set in France about Maquis de Sade. It is fairly infamous amoung film students for being perhaps the most controversial film in existence. I think it includes depictions of cannibalism.

Extremely prolific and extremely sleazy Spanish director Jess Franco did a bunch of de Sade adaptions so it may be one of those.