Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

Better not be looking like tojo, BOY!

Instead of starting a new "jessica is crazy" or another "clunt bad dad" autism loop, let's post some other uncommon or rare cobras.
I saw this on twitter, haven't seen it in ages.

Couldn’t find a rare cobra on my phone but here’s a super rare Clint with hair and a big gut sucking down a hotdog

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Is it bad form to talk about NALs family? I think she has a brother who is a concert pianist. They kind of look the same.
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If it is indeed him, they are complete opposites, he's pretty good. NALs ears are strange, they look like that 'pinning' surgery that you get if you have ears like this guy.

If they are indeed related, NAL is like Einsteins retarded brother.

Spoiler: NAL in better times(?), see the resemblance?

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e. Can anyone tell me why all the fucking photographs from soldiers in WW1 have these kinds of ears, and people don't now? It's been bugging me for over a decade.

Man if that's true the contrast between the two is insane. From the channel it says that he holds a doctorate (in what I'd assume to be music) plus owns and operates his very own piano studio teaching lessons.

 

[Rotogravure]

Is it bad form to talk about NALs family? I think she has a brother who is a concert pianist. They kind of look the same.
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If it is indeed him, they are complete opposites, he's pretty good. NALs ears are strange, they look like that 'pinning' surgery that you get if you have ears like this guy.

If they are indeed related, NAL is like Einsteins retarded brother.

Spoiler: NAL in better times(?), see the resemblance?

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e. Can anyone tell me why all the fucking photographs from soldiers in WW1 have these kinds of ears, and people don't now? It's been bugging me for over a decade.

Not him. Andrew (Andy) P Boyle did own a pool business at one point! (Might still)

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Man if that's true the contrast between the two is insane. From the channel it says that he holds a doctorate (in what I'd assume to be music) plus owns and operates his very own piano studio teaching lessons.

It would weigh heavily on her if true, the peoplefinder shows he lived at her address and the middle name matches too actually I might be wrong, GOD DAMN IT!

Better not be living with your parents streaming and screaming from the bath for 16 hours per day while your little brother is getting his PhD GIRL.

 

[TheTourist]

Is it bad form to talk about NALs family?

idk man I ain't an authority but it seems like toeing the line; bagging and tagging all their family members like that. But if this cow's going mainstream I guess we gotta make peace with no stone going unturned.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I NEED that fuck sickos fuck suicide sticker

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I NEED that fuck sickos fuck suicide sticker
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Clint hit the nail on the head saying that "he's hilarious when he isn't trying to be."
Plugging his 2 cent pigfucker soap affiliate link while his GF is drowning in the tub? Peak.
Giving his sicko GF who's slowly killing herself a "fuck sickos fuck suicide" sticker to slap on her alcoholic adult sippy cup? Unbeatable.
Credit to bog boy where it's due, he's a super outlet of cosmic irony.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Wanted to pop in to the main thread here regarding the current alog stuff. I've been browsing through one of the Facebook groups and one particular retarded individual kept popping up, bragging like a giant faggot, and acting like he has inside knowledge or something. If @MDWU is the redditor stereotype, this guy makes us look fucking insane. So without further ado, white knight Mark Ninham. Please forgive my digressing, but I feel this is poo-touchy enough to make example of WHAT NOT TO DO.

Spoiler: Bragging, stealing memes, white-knight interference, and being a 'farmer'.

Directly interfering with the Alog observation.

You are not we, no matter how many memes you snatch. You fucked up.

Spoiler: Dox, pics and lols

Lol. You're unemployed and live on Rez.

Wouldn't you trust this guy around your kids?

1-519-617-8309
710 Iroquois Rd, Oneida Indian Reserve #41, Southwold, ON N0L 2G0
Harrythotterbookings@gmail.com

Last post in this thread that isn't directly Cobes related, I promise. Not much point hunting reddit alogs without a reddit, but I thought this hilarious enough to share with the class.

 

[Deez Nuts]

God, Do people really watch her, oh well, if she's not getting attention from Cobs, then Chat will do.

I’m sure the comments are all buddy trolls. Her streams are often unwatchable cause she does shit like stream her bathroom wall for 15 minutes. Her chat is always people riling her up or buddy trolls kissing her ass. Almost all her mods are trolls themselves.

 

[VenomChu]

When will cobes learn that just because he makes it a talking tom video, all the weird shit he says on it is always the shit that gets him suspended

Maybe I'm a bit regarded and I'm completely wrong on this, buuuuuuuut, Maxmofo's pokemon card opening videos would sometimes be visible in the youtube kids section because pokemon. Is it possible that Cobe's talking tard videos are also being added to youtube kids and why it's almost a guaranteed ban?

 

[Slim Boglim]

Bro how are you a kiwifarms browser/potential poster calling yourself bipoc, got your pronouns in bio, and saying you’re an ally. I mean don’t get me wrong I’m personally not homophobic or against gays, trans, or racist or whatever and I don’t agree with that shit but I fully believe in free speech so I don’t care what people say or post. So being a kiwi doesn’t automatically mean you are one of those things obviously but why would you ever let people know you even browse the site with the reputation it has on the same account you claim to be an ally. Maybe this is bait. It has to be right ?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

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Bro how are you a kiwifarms browser/potential poster calling yourself bipoc, got your pronouns in bio, and saying you’re an ally. I mean don’t get me wrong I’m personally not homophobic or against gays, trans, or racist or whatever and I don’t agree with that shit but I fully believe in free speech so I don’t care what people say or post. So being a kiwi doesn’t automatically mean you are one of those things obviously but why would you ever let people know you even browse the site with the reputation it has on the same account you claim to be an ally. Maybe this is bait. It has to be right ?

It's not bait. He's facebook trolled for a while, his family are in his friends, his yearly halloween events on the rez are advertised, etc. He's just loony as fuck and went manic. He made this post in March

and I suspect when I doxed CCS, he messaged the guy on reddit and kicked this mass deletion off. He seems to think his wish/post/cobra magic is responsible, no joke.

 

[Down From The Champions]

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Bro how are you a kiwifarms browser/potential poster calling yourself bipoc, got your pronouns in bio, and saying you’re an ally. I mean don’t get me wrong I’m personally not homophobic or against gays, trans, or racist or whatever and I don’t agree with that shit but I fully believe in free speech so I don’t care what people say or post. So being a kiwi doesn’t automatically mean you are one of those things obviously but why would you ever let people know you even browse the site with the reputation it has on the same account you claim to be an ally. Maybe this is bait. It has to be right ?

Wrestling fans that go about proudly cluching their replica championships tend to be pretty retarded.

 

[Ocean's 9/11]

Cobra really does have some great side-characters

I can't remember dudes name, but the most chill was the fat short dude with the big ass beard who worked metal in his backyard and loved riddles. The dwarf memes were hilarious.

 

[Bobuno]

I NEED that fuck sickos fuck suicide sticker
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The sticker was apart of Cobes Blunt Wraps & Cobra Coils (the signed edition) through Deathbed. I also have no clue how'd you get one from him now.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I can't remember dudes name, but the most chill was the fat short dude with the big ass beard who worked metal in his backyard and loved riddles. The dwarf memes were hilarious.

Darfliny. Here’s his channel. He’s a real goober and is responsible for one of the most puzzling things in the cobraverse (which is already filled with very puzzling behavior) a video where he gifts thousands of dollars worth of girl guide cookies to the police.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Clint hit the nail on the head saying that "he's hilarious when he isn't trying to be."
Plugging his 2 cent pigfucker soap affiliate link while his GF is drowning in the tub? Peak.
Giving his sicko GF who's slowly killing herself a "fuck sickos fuck suicide" sticker to slap on her alcoholic adult sippy cup? Unbeatable.
Credit to bog boy where it's due, he's a super outlet of cosmic irony.

Cobes is an unintentional comedic genius. When he tries to be funny like back when he did those joke videos it's super cringe but him just being himself is one of the funniest things. Shit like the video of him saying "I should be swimming in pussy right now" then mangling his guitar cannot be written. Like a team of Hollywood writers working 24/7 could not come up with something that good.

 

[anliteralidiot]

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I’m sure the comments are all buddy trolls. Her streams are often unwatchable cause she does shit like stream her bathroom wall for 15 minutes. Her chat is always people riling her up or buddy trolls kissing her ass. Almost all her mods are trolls themselves.

Jessica Messica noticed true and honest retard Krystal Anna Jorgenson in the chat last night, and confirmed it was really her. She's a low-IQ husband-beating streamer who was discovered by MusicBizMarty around October.


So I think it's a mix of actual retards and buddy trolls.

 

[ChefOptimusCunt]

Jessica Messica noticed true and honest retard Krystal Anna Jorgenson in the chat last night, and confirmed it was really her. She's a low-IQ husband-beating streamer who was discovered by MusicBizMarty around October.

So I think it's a mix of actual retards and buddy trolls.

Musicbizmarty? The slayer of attic goblins?

 

[Bogliacci]

Cobes is an unintentional comedic genius. When he tries to be funny like back when he did those joke videos it's super cringe but him just being himself is one of the funniest things. Shit like the video of him saying "I should be swimming in pussy right now" then mangling his guitar cannot be written. Like a team of Hollywood writers working 24/7 could not come up with something that good.

It's his curse. He hates looking like a clumsy idiot, but being a clumsy idiot is what got him famous