Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[SaidNoOneEver]

A massive fucking loser and extreme poo' toucher.

Good chance the poo touched him.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I can't wait for the new place saga. It's the year of the cobra, I can feel it.

A whole new cast of potential characters!

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Oh my god musicbizmarty sperging is now in Cobes thread

Kind of inevitable, Courtney and Marty are connected through juggalo shit way back. The more people and panels involved, the more interlap with other cows. It is what it is, dood.

The thread isn't removed it's just dead because marty is boring as shit.

Thank you, post edited.

 

[Andoxico]

Is it bad form to talk about NALs family? I think she has a brother who is a concert pianist. They kind of look the same.
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If it is indeed him, they are complete opposites, he's pretty good. NALs ears are strange, they look like that 'pinning' surgery that you get if you have ears like this guy.

If they are indeed related, NAL is like Einsteins retarded brother.

Damn, he's not just pretty good, he's extremely good. It appears he's a piano instructor and I wouldn't be surprised if that Steinway is his own (well probably the bank's until he pays it off, that looks like a Model D which is MSRP over $200k). And to play that well with as wide a repertoire as that requires years of playing. I'm assuming he was the star child of the family and NAL lived in his shadow the majority of her childhood. Call me crazy but I feel a little sympathetic towards her considering a lot of her current mental health could be the aftermath of severe child neglect.

 

[JuicySmoolyay]

It would weigh heavily on her if true, the peoplefinder shows he lived at her address and the middle name matches too actually I might be wrong, GOD DAMN IT!

Better not be living with your parents streaming and screaming from the bath for 16 hours per day while your little brother is getting his PhD GIRL.

They are a family of penists.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Sounds like her deranged ass is just trying to get her hag mittens on him and emotionally manipulate him to stay and only pay attention to her and her alone. Typical deranged behavior from a psycho. Bogboy should just walk the fuck away. There's no amount of "dry-spell breaking" worth this shit. It's gonna end up with him getting his dick chopped off and thrown into the toilet.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Sounds like her deranged ass is just trying to get her hag mittens on him and emotionally manipulate him to stay and only pay attention to her and her alone. Typical deranged behavior from a psycho. Bogboy should just walk the fuck away. There's no amount of "dry-spell breaking" worth this shit. It's gonna end up with him getting his dick chopped off and thrown into the toilet.

Unfortunately cobra is if anything, extremely susceptible to manipulation. I mean people used to be able to get him to live stream by just texting him “better not go live, BOY!” and sure enough he’d hop on stream to say he’ll live stream if he wants to and nobody can tell him what not to do. So if he falls for the “oldest trick in the book” level of childish reverse psychology he’s got no hope of catching wise to emotional manipulation from a hag. Another thing is the more people tell him she’s manipulating or using him the deeper in denial he gets because the can never admit he’s wrong.

 

[Lolcow Rodeo Clown]

I’m sure the comments are all buddy trolls. Her streams are often unwatchable cause she does shit like stream her bathroom wall for 15 minutes. Her chat is always people riling her up or buddy trolls kissing her ass. Almost all her mods are trolls themselves.

Someone is there deleting any remotely negative comments with a quickness. I noticed during the meltdown/breakup stream that someone was pruning them almost as fast as I could read them. Those were the only kind I was looking for, really. You'd think someone with such an abrasive personality wouldn't be so thin-skinned, but here we are.

 

[Buck Futter]

You can see this before her first trip where Josh broke up with her. He made that video calling her "honey" like he was scalding a child. "You're 40 still living with your parents honey."

To be fair, he calls every woman he's responding to negatively "honey".

 

[Molly Millions]

Someone is there deleting any remotely negative comments with a quickness. I noticed during the meltdown/breakup stream that someone was pruning them almost as fast as I could read them. Those were the only kind I was looking for, really. You'd think someone with such an abrasive personality wouldn't be so thin-skinned, but here we are.

Someone is putting a lot of work in for a hag. It's definitely not Jessica because she isn't even looking at the device 90% of the time

 

[KillyGotBeats]

To be fair, he calls every woman he's responding to negatively "honey".

The "honey" thing comes off pretty g@y if u ask me.

 

[Pepper Jack]

 

[JT Marlin]

Damn, he's not just pretty good, he's extremely good. It appears he's a piano instructor and I wouldn't be surprised if that Steinway is his own (well probably the bank's until he pays it off, that looks like a Model D which is MSRP over $200k). And to play that well with as wide a repertoire as that requires years of playing. I'm assuming he was the star child of the family and NAL lived in his shadow the majority of her childhood. Call me crazy but I feel a little sympathetic towards her considering a lot of her current mental health could be the aftermath of severe child neglect.

BPDers are born, not made.

 

[Jobama]

I don't know too much about her pre-cobra history, but IMO, she's just not that interesting. Don't get me wrong, the insanity and problems she's brought into Josh's life have definitely been notable, but those have been from her being your average sloppy BDP whore, and not because of any trait or behavior specific to her. There are very few blind bi-sexual retards with an attitude like CoolTaste or transient schizophrenic sexual degenerates like Warlord, but there are plenty of middle aged sloppy BPD burnout whores like methica.

With how many characters there are in the Cobraverse I’m honestly surprised there isn’t a cobra subforum yet. There’s way more going on in the Cobraverse than DSP or modern Chris Chan.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

With how many characters there are in the Cobraverse I’m honestly surprised there isn’t a cobra subforum yet. There’s way more going on in the Cobraverse than DSP or modern Chris Chan.

Wouldn't hurt to do a trial run.

 

[ChefOptimusCunt]

^Cobra and NaLs future welfare recipient created from one too many bogpies. Sorry toobz

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Holy shit, I knew I seen her from somewhere!

In a constant state of squish

 

[KillyGotBeats]

The True King and Queen of Casper, ** NAL WATCH THIS !!

https://youtu.be/1fQ0fWIQ90Q?si=EOBic1gNP588Ozx-

 

[Slim Boglim]

Wouldn't hurt to do a trial run.

- General
- spitter spies (alog watch)
- friends of cobra (warlord, darfliny, Scottie (rip) etc discussion)
- Clint “big nipper” Saunders discussion
- greatest hits (share awesome community work, favorite cobra clips, preserved Reddit memes etc)
Those are the only things I could imagine having threads in a subforum

Edit: maybe a FAQ so that we can have more options than either telling new people to “lurk moar” or having to answer the same question a million times

 

[rossbay40]

With how many characters there are in the Cobraverse I’m honestly surprised there isn’t a cobra subforum yet. There’s way more going on in the Cobraverse than DSP or modern Chris Chan.

It wouldn't hurt, and with the subreddit the time would be ripe to do it too. I'd rather spend time on here than on Reddit anyway.