Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

If that happens, do we have to move this thread to Stinkditch?

The mods are dumb as hell. If they think they're helping, they're not. Calling out people's bad behaviour is a perfectly rational thing to do. So they are either retarded, or effective buddy trolls.

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Oh hell no!

He turns into a sassy gay man when a woman pisses him off on the internet. Stephanie and Gothie both got the "honey" treatment in a video responce.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I was a little bit suspicious because this seemed too stereotypically Cobes to be Cobes so I searched lolcowgo for "twitter" and found him confirming it. Did he ever actually tweet anything or is it just likes?

I didn’t see any tweets or anything just his YouTube auto linking whatever he uploaded, sharing what he liked, and his likes. The tweets he liked are all benign stuff or Ozzy related. Thats amazing there’s literally a video of him confirming it. I too thought it was a troll at first because it was so “on the nose” for what cobra would like on YouTube. Only reason I figured it wasn’t a troll was that it seems to be automated and linked to his channel and the vast majority had no engagement. Seems like a lot of work to pose as cobra on a twitter nobody looks and like multiple YouTube videos a day for a year

 

[Buster Scruggs]

He didn't go to Akron to punch Raxx, but that's me getting autistic.

He only ever said “he had business there”. If he didn’t want to start shit he wouldn’t have gotten an airbnb on the same street as Cyraxx, while streaming drunk on the porch and blaring shitty niggerjams. It was kinda funny, I guess, (only because Rax screams, I think he just put him in a headlock and clobbered him a few times) but to pretend he wasn’t just being his usual dumb drunk self and trying to fish for clout for visiting ‘Rax is just plain ignorant or feeding into Marty’s own narrative of “I dindu nuffin mang, he just came up outta nowhere”. Only reason I know about this faggy shit is because before that event Cyraxx was semi-entertaining, and the most destructive the trolls would get was sending USB killers to fuck up his Xbox. Good times before Marty got jealous his cash cow was starting to be used by other faggy YouTube trolls.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Fart fetish shit

Hopefully this throws any doubts anyone had about about Josh having a proud fart and poo fetish out the window

 

[Xenomorph]

Hopefully this throws any doubts anyone had about about Josh having a proud fart and poo fetish out the window

Do you think he asked Hagraven to fart on his hog?

 

[Deez Nuts]

Hopefully this throws any doubts anyone had about about Josh having a proud fart and poo fetish out the window

If I had to picture someone that liked farts how Josh looks is pretty spot on.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Lmao. That's some Daniel Larson tier shitfuckery. Crocodile tears and a pathetic self-pity meltdown muffled by constant ringtones and buzzing. Strange how it's a commonality between the two most popular ghouls at the moment.

Larson cobra cross over when?

 

[Slim Boglim]

Hopefully this throws any doubts anyone had about about Josh having a proud fart and poo fetish out the window

Dunno about poop but you can’t deny the guy has a thing for ladies rippin’ ass burgers

 

[Deez Nuts]

She was live again wearing that ridiculous shirt.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

she totally had them pinned. She spent her money on her ears

If she really did this I'm baffled. Why didn't she buy a chin?!

I really want to see pictures of deathfat Jessica, she only has pics up of her when she was younger (pre bingo wings) or pics of her after she lost the weight. She needs skin removal surgery and a breast lift. Plus like a whole new head, including/especially the brain.
ETA same shirt three days in a row TMDNWU toobs

 

[Axiom.]

Cobra might need a subforum at this point with all the redditors entering, and NAL being more infamous. This thread is almost getting 20 pages per day, TWU.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Cobra might need a subforum at this point with all the redditors entering, and NAL being more infamous. This thread is almost getting 20 pages per day, TWU.

We already have two threads. One for general Cobes stuff and a second thread for the reddit alog crap. There isn't enough content for a subforum. If Null made one you would have two active threads then 20 dead ones that no one would post in.

 

[Pitckus]

If she really did this I'm baffled. Why didn't she buy a chin?!

I’m inclined to believe that her ears were fucked from the start because of this post:

Baby picture of Methica.

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[Sicko Hunter]

Hopefully this throws any doubts anyone had about about Josh having a proud fart and poo fetish out the window

I feel like being into literal shit like getting off on poo and thinking a gothic chick farting is hot are pretty different. Cobes seems to just be into braphogs

 

[Walrus Spiral]

NAL being more infamous

As was previously stated in the thread, she is only interesting at the moment because she has attached herself to Cobes. The minute she is no longer orbiting the boy, she will no longer be interesting enough to have a thread about.

 

[Pitckus]

What if instead of having an entire subforum dedicated to Cobes we just have some kinda FAQ pinned somewhere?

 

[Hellblazer]

Josh usually doesn't care unless it's a female trying to wrangle him, thankfully. Marty also seems to target people that get easily angry.

Yeah, he goes for low hanging fruit. Probably because he's too fat and lazy to reach for the higher branches.

 

[Walrus Spiral]

What if instead of having an entire subforum dedicated to Cobes we just have some kinda FAQ pinned somewhere?

This is an interesting idea, perhaps the OP could be updated to include a FAQ?

 

[Twinkie]

is there a loopz spreadsheet? someone make a column for "subforum"

 

[Pitckus]

is there a loopz spreadsheet? someone make a column for "subforum"

We could put a whole loopz spreadsheet into the FAQ, even!