Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

Why do people take drugs? "Maybe they can feel cool for a minute, they can feel good, they can feel rich, they can escape the hell that they're in"

Ahhhh my life is absolute hell! I have a loving wife and many kids! We own our house and have a sports car! I have millions from my grandpa and all I have to do is stream all day! This is hell

 

[Captain Manning]

Salo is the one that Nick definitely talked about. If it is not the one @Pippa's Greasy KB meant, it just horrified me more that he has talked about yet ANOTHER degenerate film... It also disappoints me that I was not able to catch on to this much sooner than I did.

I'm not prudish about boobs and sex in films

Oh, Salo has a hell of a lot more than boobs and sex, my dear. It's a genuinely disturbing movie. I myself have never been able to watch the entire thing. In fact, Salo makes Nick's appreciation of American Beauty and Mini's First Time seem tame.

It doesn't surprise me Nick likes Salo though. It's based on a work of de Sade, afterall. For anybody who may have forgotten, Nick's appreciation of the Marquis De Sade came up in this thread back in December of 2022. I address it in this post.

Notably, I even mentioned that, like de Sade, Nick is a libertine perv who benefits from familial wealth.

The man is fucked in the head. He's a degenerate.

 

[Spergichu]

Why can't he just like normal movies like Star Wars?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Why can't he just like normal movies like Star Wars?

Hey now, in Phantom Menace, Anakin Skywalker was way younger than Padme when meeting, So I imagine if Nick ever watches all six Star Wars movies again, we may be treated to a long rambling on how Padme was "liberated" and "free" by being "receptive" to the advances from a preteen boy.

Which of course would in no way be yet another desperate attempt for him to tell us all he likes the younglings without actually saying as such.

 

[KMFDM Sucks]

Ahhhh my life is absolute hell! I have a loving wife and many kids! We own our house and have a sports car! I have millions from my grandpa and all I have to do is stream all day! This is hell

Let's be fair, can we actually confirm he has a loving wife?

 

[AnOminous]

Pretty sure this was from the Gina Carano segment.
Make this make sense.

You don't have to tell me twice! But during the Stone Age. . .

Not many people selling pure crank these days.

It's mostly a racemic mix of the levo- and dextro- enantiosomers, that is, at best 50% what you actually want, and very often even worse with all kinds of toxic bullshit left over from the dirty cook. That stuff is what's mostly responsible for the "faces of meth" shit.

As you can tell from Nick's face, even the stuff you get from "doctors" does you no favors when abused either, though.

Maybe not on the street corner or in the bathroom at a rave, but with Nick’s wallet I’m pretty sure you find the pure stuff

Like that whitebread ass nigga travels in those circles. They'd gut him like a fish.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Salo is the one that Nick definitely talked about. If it is not the one @Pippa's Greasy KB meant, it just horrified me more that he has talked about yet ANOTHER degenerate film... It also disappoints me that I was not able to catch on to this much sooner than I did.

I'm not prudish about boobs and sex in films, but now that I look back, I wonder if his former fans (self included) enabled his degeneracy in some way by overlooking his questionable preferences?

I am clearly in the camp that thinks this behaviour was latent desire within Nick, but less clear myself on what the actual trigger and contributing factors were. The transmogrification appeared sudden to many (self included), and perhaps that is the unanswerable question that continues to fascinate us with so many cows: the 'Why?'

We didn't enable him, this is who Nick always was. His earlier trial streams and faux-wacky-trad-dad shtick were just the lollypops to lure us all into his white van so his real party could begin. Everything about narcissists is a false-front masking their true self. Nick was always secretly a depraved degenerate. He loves American Beauty so much, because he's just like Spacey's character, a regular guy on the outside and a predatory perv on the inside.

 

[Seafarer]

From Spectre to this camelot to John (and I suspect many others) one definite lolcow aspect with Nick is that he seems to get too close to people who verbally tongue dash his bronze online. The fact he has failed on multiple occasions to recognize that a person online he is associating with is a liability is amazing to me.

Does Nick not have IRL friends that aren't there to fuck his wife?

Regarding that last point, I genuinely think that Nick has no friends IRL and is probably hated in his community. I think Nick has basically outright admitted this fact with how much he bitches about his fellow churchgoers being too prudish for his tastes. The only people Nicky boy can relate to now are hedonistic drugged-up LA losers like Diddler Dax and his homosexual entourage.

 

[L Ton Tubbard]

Doing the math, that would have been his first year out of college and his first year of marriage. He went by choice to a terrible movie with doughy old middle-aged Alec Baldwin creeping on a 16 year old and thought it was great.

Did he think Taxi Driver was an instruction manual?

 

[Sharpeteer]

We didn't enable him, this is who Nick always was.

I've come around to agree with this. The Ronversations reveal quite a few things that we've seen him do very recently. Talking about things like real life consequences of pushing suicidal people to the edge, having a manipulative personality, and caring way too much about what people think.

he bitches about his fellow churchgoers being too prudish for his tastes

And this is why he's not a Christian, at all, and should stop burdening everyone there at the church until he is ready to clean up. There's this whole thing in Christianity about resisting temptation. Imagine going to a church, and claiming they're bad because they don't give in to the degenerate temptation that he does.

He assumes everyone besides him is retarded, which is why he says the stupidest things with the straightest of faces.

 

[AnOminous]

He loves American Beauty so much, because he's just like Spacey's character, a regular guy on the outside and a predatory perv on the inside.

Remember he was disappointed that the Spacey character doesn't diddle a kid at the end.

He assumes everyone besides him is retarded, which is why he says the stupidest things with the straightest of faces.

There's nothing straight about Nick. He only says stupid things with the gayest of faces.

A few of the many intensely homosexual faces of Cuckieta.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He only says stupid things with the gayest of faces.

You know what? I somehow knew this was coming, yet I said "straightest face" anyways. You win.

 

[elb]

There's nothing straight about Nick. He only says stupid things with the gayest of faces.

Edit:

 

[daffodils]

Extremely prolific and extremely sleazy Spanish director Jess Franco did a bunch of de Sade adaptions so it may be one of those.

The one that comes to mind is Marquis De Sade's Justine (1969). IIRC, the lead actress was rumored to be underaged, but according to IMDB she must have been at least 17 and probably 18. The film itself is an obscure stinker that today is most famous for Jack Palance being drunk out of his gourd for the whole shoot and doing his best Nick Rekieta impression.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Hey now, in Phantom Menace, Anakin Skywalker was way younger than Padme when meeting, So I imagine if Nick ever watches all six Star Wars movies again, we may be treated to a long rambling on how Padme was "liberated" and "free" by being "receptive" to the advances from a preteen boy.

Which of course would in no way be yet another desperate attempt for him to tell us all he likes the younglings without actually saying as such.

I doubt it. Manosphere guys only apply the 'go after teens' copes to men, women who do it are always called hags preying on innocent boys. Something something 14 year old girls are at peak fertility, muh nature, etc. Nick however may only take issue if the woman in question is fat.

 

[Captain Manning]

Regarding that last point, I genuinely think that Nick has no friends IRL and is probably hated in his community. I think Nick has basically outright admitted this fact with how much he bitches about his fellow churchgoers being too prudish for his tastes. The only people Nicky boy can relate to now are hedonistic drugged-up LA losers like Diddler Dax and his homosexual entourage.

You forget the Imholtes. They're local(ish) and like his bestest buds these days it seems.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta came back from a minute-long break he claimed to be due to the "darn kids" to a SUPER CHAT! FUCK YEAH! Sounds like another toast request! Someone's girlfriend is about to have her white coat ceremony!

This used to be Nick's bread and butter.

Instead you get this rambling mess which starts off with him randomly playing a clip of Ethan Ralph hollering.

His entire stream was like this.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

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His entire stream was like this.

I don't know what you call this style of drug addled rambling but its even worse than the drunken rambling. He's doing literal "random access memory" "humor"

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Extremely prolific and extremely sleazy Spanish director Jess Franco did a bunch of de Sade adaptions so it may be one of those.

Oh, Salo has a hell of a lot more than boobs and sex, my dear. It's a genuinely disturbing movie. I myself have never been able to watch the entire thing. In fact, Salo makes Nick's appreciation of American Beauty and Mini's First Time seem tame.

It doesn't surprise me Nick likes Salo though. It's based on a work of de Sade, afterall. For anybody who may have forgotten, Nick's appreciation of the Marquis De Sade came up in this thread back in December of 2022. I address it in this post.

Notably, I even mentioned that, like de Sade, Nick is a libertine perv who benefits from familial wealth.

The man is fucked in the head. He's a degenerate.

Why can't he just like normal movies like Star Wars?

I mean, 'Caligula' was on thing, but some of these titles just go beyond that I am shocked there has been no investigation into these directors...

We didn't enable him, this is who Nick always was. His earlier trial streams and faux-wacky-trad-dad shtick were just the lollypops to lure us all into his white van so his real party could begin. Everything about narcissists is a false-front masking their true self. Nick was always secretly a depraved degenerate. He loves American Beauty so much, because he's just like Spacey's character, a regular guy on the outside and a predatory perv on the inside.

I've come around to agree with this. The Ronversations reveal quite a few things that we've seen him do very recently. Talking about things like real life consequences of pushing suicidal people to the edge, having a manipulative personality, and caring way too much about what people think.

Spoiler: Gay philosophising maybe...

I know this is the most attractive and guilt-assuaging answer (and probably mostly correct), but perhaps it is the optimistic in me that would like to find an inflection point--a clean break--where Nicholas went so... wrong. Why and how did it all work for long enough to take in so many who are now horrified.

I am trying to steer away from the overused clichés of, 'maybe YOU are the real villain!', and, 'Maybe your critique of X means you are secretly X!' These have been done over by hacks and preachy creative such that many overlook the value in reflection upon a brush with the dark things. The rabbit hole (or perhaps more aptly 'sinkhole') goes deep on this one, and it is fascinating to me that so many danced and played on top of it with Nick for so long without falling into it.

Why were so many drawn in? How did it go so long and take in so many diverse people? Would we fall prey to similar again?

As I said, I may be trying to find an answer that does not exist, but my growing horror is only matched by my amazement that we have not seen the bottom of this yet.

You forget the Imholtes. They're local(ish) and like his bestest buds these days it seems.

Until he stops calling them... The thought of them knocking on his door ans him ignoring them is a bit amusing.

 

[3MMA]

The policeman struck the top of the seats with his nightstick as he walked forward, which appears to have upset Nick to this day.

Spoiler: Nick and the ghetto of Houston

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Sounds like Darrian, (in seat number six on the left side,) was Rekieta’s first love. That’s what I got from that video clip.

WTF is that?



Wait a second... I'd recognize that bruising anywhere!



...Is.... is she mirroring Nick?

Though the theory posited by @feral cat #6385 is the obvious answer, (Nick becomes April when he goes into need dick mode,) I think it could also be a case of stigmata, if the bruise was similar to a stigmata. That kind of thing is common in spade queen & cuck circles, apparently. Vaguely recall Nick saying such, perhaps, though I’m currently about ten pages behind being current ITT, someone might have already mentioned this.

Free Floorcat! I’m rooting for you, buddy. One day you’ll be free, too. Don’t cry.