Megathread Non-binary genders / Enbies - When Male and Female Aren't Special Enough

[P. Bateman]

Its so weird how non binary isn't seen as a "I want to feel special" fad.This one lesbian I've seen online claims to be non binary, and she's obessed with yuri/lesbian romance.She even talks about wanting a girlfriend one day.Nothing about this girl screams that she's dysphoric or trans, but because she claims to be NB she can't possibly be lying.

Oh, so many of my friends claim to be non binary lesbians yet keep calling themselves girls and talking about womanhood. However should you ever accidentally refer to these people with ”she” pronouns, they will ruin your life. Make it make sense.

 

[LimeRikki]

Its so weird how non binary isn't seen as a "I want to feel special" fad.This one lesbian I've seen online claims to be non binary, and she's obessed with yuri/lesbian romance.She even talks about wanting a girlfriend one day.Nothing about this girl screams that she's dysphoric or trans, but because she claims to be NB she can't possibly be lying.

It is. See the post above you.

 

[Digital Thunder]

There is great injustice going on in the xenogender community. Here we have a brave and stunning individual identifying as a can of Diet Coke (LOL, you fat fuck).
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And I think I can speak for all of us in declaring unwavering support for the one who came out as anime fanfiction.
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These queer icons emboldened me to come out as my True and Honest Self, a Boeing AH-64 Apache attack helicopter (mounted with machine guns to rip TERFs in half). But then everyone immediately called me a bigot and invalidated the HECK out of my gender! What gives? I'm literally shaking right now. I KNOW I'm valid. I don't understand why my own people won't have me! Can anyone help me come up with a new gender to identify as? Also I need help picking my new name. I can link you my MyAnimeList profile if that would help.

There's not really much of a reason to make a separate thread for xenogenders since it's just non-binary but for absolute fucking nutters" (redundant, sure, but it really is level 2 of it), but if anyone's willing to take a passing glance at the tumblr tag for them or willing to dig for Pinterest lists from people with actual hundreds of flags for xenos they claim to be there's guaranteed gold. Dredging up two "favorites":

Why.

There's also frequent crossover with pointless [x]core aesthetics and the perpetual irony of making matching pronoun sets for each new gender, despite this crowd being the most vocal about pronouns not being indicative of their gender identities.


Ultimate point is that xenogenders are the attack helicopter meme but full circle and without a hint of irony, which makes them funny on principle.

 

[DoubleD]

The terminally online uwu queer teens have found Vox Oculi's Ultra Pride flag. This is not a drill. I repeat: THE UWUS HAVE FOUND THE ULTRA FLAG.

uwu

Posting this in the enby thread because the OP and at least half the people who reacted to it are non-binary, and probably minors too. Just from glancing at a few of their bios and the general tone of their tweets, you can tell the crowd skews very young.

Because it's.... The joke is that... You know what? If you need the joke explained then there is no hope for you.

Dude, if you even have to ask, there is no hope for you whatsoever.

Are you really not getting this?

Urrghhhhh...

Fukin scrub doesn't know his CGP Grey lore. As any listener of Hello Internet would know, this flag hits the Maryland Point, which actually makes it S tier. If you're still confused, this helpful user made a graphic:

Yet another person who thinks this flag is serious.

You don't say!

In what world is this not clear?

Okay, Oddball. I am only going to say this once so listen closely: If you thought there was even a slight chance that this might not be a joke, then you are unfit for adult society. Kindly crawl back into your mother's womb and start again.

The same goes for Kiwis on this thread. If you thought (for longer than a few seconds) that the flag above could have possibly been created with the genuine intent of representing the LGBT community, kindly say so in a post below so the rest of us can rate you Autistic.

These zoomers. It's like they've never seen a joke at their expense before.

A few of them get the joke... kinda

And a few of the replies were this, which is wholesome.

Nice to know that the kids still appreciate rickrolling (even though the meme is probably older than some of them).

My own spergy responses aside, this entire thing was hilarious. Saving every last one of these dumbarse kids' reactions for posterity for when Elon inevitably pulls the plug.

Spoiler: Part 1

Spoiler: Part 2

Spoiler: Part The Third

Spoiler: Part IV

Spoiler: Part V

Spoiler: Part 6

If this gives a surge of new attention to the creator of the Ultra Pride flag, Vox Oculi, it'll be a shame this had to happen when her merch store is down. Etsy banned her, and her self-hosted store isn't up yet. Otherwise I'd link to it here.

 

[Trombonista]

Oh, so many of my friends claim to be non binary lesbians yet keep calling themselves girls and talking about womanhood. However should you ever accidentally refer to these people with ”she” pronouns, they will ruin your life. Make it make sense.

Part of this is due to people calling themselves nonbinary when they mean gender nonconforming. The other part, of course, is due to people wanting to be special.

 

[xXthrowawayaccountXx]

Is this another case of, "Waiter, I ordered Gender Critical with a side of Not Super Interested In Radical Feminism, but you brought me Gender Special with a side of Increased Gender Roles and Prescribed Identity"? I saw that a lot on tumblr before I left it.

It's a greek tragedy, what they want. The crave the destruction of social structure, of "boxes" around their identity. But what they will never understand is that human crave boxes to be put in, on an almost fundamental level. Zodiac, Meyers Briggs, humans love to be prescribed an easy personality with rules to follow. And they are not immune to this, even slightly. It just creates another box, swallowing up any loose threads that didn't fit in any box made before, reinforcing the walls.

They push the boulder up the hill, not only for it to roll back down again, but roll below where they even started.

 

[AMHOLIO]

They push the boulder up the hill, not only for it to roll back down again, but roll below where they even started.

It's sad that unlike Zodiac & Meyers-Briggs, they take enby as their definitive no buts about it nature. The ends of the earth, it isn't for fun, it's who they ARE. FOREVER. Most people have changing roles in life, as you may not work as a cashier forever and you may not be unmarried forever, each time gaining a new identity when you change. It's not a smooth transition into these roles and identities either, and people can be attached to things like always being a mom for better or worse. But thetr's encouragement from others to explore different roles and people to help you rediscover a new function or place in life. Enby feels like it actively works against that since it feels like the end all be all, the nirvana of gender. All they do is redefine enby every so often to mean something else then never change.

I don't think it is coincidence that a good portion of these types overlap with munchies - your personality and way you are treated is a physical state at all times no one can ignore(unless bigot).

 

[Savoie]

Wow this thread is full of bigots who just don't get that being a white woman in a heterosexual relationship is actually the queerest and most transgressive thing you can be, assuming that the white woman makes the effort to publicly announce that she does not conform to gender stereotypes 100% of the time.

Seriously I must know like a dozen white women who in all the time I've known them have only dated men who nonetheless claim a queer identity on the basis of liking pink and Dungeons & Dragons.

 

[gata]

Wow this thread is full of bigots who just don't get that being a white woman in a heterosexual relationship is actually the queerest and most transgressive thing you can be, assuming that the white woman makes the effort to publicly announce that she does not conform to gender stereotypes 100% of the time.

Seriously I must know like a dozen white women who in all the time I've known them have only dated men who nonetheless claim a queer identity on the basis of liking pink and Dungeons & Dragons.

Ain't it amazing these kweers (attention whores), homos and trannies claim to hate heteronormativity and le binary boxes yet are controlled by and believe in the same heckin sexist heteronormative stereotypes. Trying so hard to not a boring bland hetero/gay. Also they're all unattractive dorks with the occasional "attractive" person that you feel was molested.
Whut? a woman/man liking both feminine and masculine things?! This is inconceivable and never happened in the history of mankind!1! He/she must be not their assigned gender really!
I fucking can't wait when these enbies get over this shit and their enemies shame/mock them with their NB phase (unless the ex-enbie DFEs.)

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Ain't it amazing these kweers (attention whores), homos and trannies claim to hate heteronormativity and le binary boxes yet are controlled by and believe in the same heckin sexist heteronormative stereotypes. Trying so hard to not a boring bland hetero/gay. Also they're all unattractive dorks with the occasional "attractive" person that you feel was molested.
Whut? a woman/man liking both feminine and masculine things?! This is inconceivable and never happened in the history of mankind!1! He/she must be not their assigned gender really!
I fucking can't wait when these enbies get over this shit and their enemies shame/mock them with their NB phase (unless the ex-enbie DFEs.)

It's like what I said here:

Except for trooning out, I honestly don't think it's truly possible to be gender non-conforming.

For one thing, even tomboys will normally wear clothing intended for the female body. For another, even flamboyant, girly rock stars of the late 20th century embraced their own masculinity, albeit in unconventional ways. Even drag queens, up until recently, understood that the art form was either cringe comedy or fetish porn, the punchline being the grotesque mixture of the hyperfeminine with the hypermasculine.

Even in trooning out, they fail to nonconform. You cannot tell me with a straight face that Dylan Mulvany presents as feminine, for instance.

It's impossible to not conform to your own gender, all you can do is express it in unconventional ways.

 

[DoubleD]

Chaya longposted the other day about a non-binary kid who joined the 41% (not Nex, although Nex was mentioned too), and speculated about the causes of these suicides.

One of the dead kid's friends, buglikeshugs (same username on Tumblr), another non-binary teen, had a meltdown about this, blaming Chaya for the friend's death and demanding Elon himself to take down the post. (Yeah, good luck with that.)

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The use of "us" in Buggy's first tweet suggest there is a group of non-binary queer teens all malding together over the fact that their friend's death is newsworthy enough for Libs to talk about it and she is indeed talking about it. How dare she! That takes the narrative out of our control, which makes it harder to claim that Basil's death was actually transphobia.

Also, this is just my observation it seems to hold true, that whenever someone's social media handle (@ name or display name – it doesn't matter which) isn't just their name but a short sentence about themselves like "Bug likes hugs", they are nearly always an insufferable cunt.

 

[stupid frog]

SUICIDE FIT PIC WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Isaiah Praer]

Whut? a woman/man liking both feminine and masculine things?! This is inconceivable and never happened in the history of mankind!1! He/she must be not their assigned gender really!
I fucking can't wait when these enbies get over this shit and their enemies shame/mock them with their NB phase (unless the ex-enbie DFEs.)

Generation X's greatest sin may have been failing to bully gender-performance-obsessed Millenials when they could still have managed "You know what? Maybe I should stop being an insufferable emo that no one likes" without Prozac, three new alters, and a flag for every day of the week.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Chaya longposted the other day about a non-binary kid who joined the 41%

Nice of the wig lady to feel bad for this retard, but she needs to be more skeptical about the claims of "sexual abuse."

Its troonname was "Jeremy Basil Brown." No news on the deadname yet. But this shit is some of the most obvious BPD/pathological liar shit possible:



*casually ruins the lives of 3 men who may be guilty of as much as rape or as little as having said no to a BPD, without the slightest hint of due process*
*dies*

As is this "polyamorous lesbian" routine of trawling for sexual attention while also scolding people for noticing she's posing in a sexualized way:



As is the inevitable zoomer munchie shit:



At least one of the accused is a professor at the school. Again, maybe he's guilty as sin and deserves the rope. Maybe he was accused by a malicious cluster B personality for spurious reasons. We are supposed to decide these things with juries, not the mob turning on someone on the say-so of a violent mentally ill nerd.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

There are a couple of enbies in Eurovision.
One is a straight white girl who realized pronouns are a way of disguising her lack of personality:

Eurovision starts today. Ireland’s entrant, Bambie Thug, is a they/them with a demon gimmick.

It certainly dressed the part.

https://x.com/eurovision/status/1787763338958503982?s=46

Obviously, she supports Palestine:

Bambie Thug has gotten in trouble because the Eurovision hosts translated her Ogham (think Irish runes)
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She spelled out Ceasefire on her face, and attempted to spell out Crown the Witch and Saoirse Don Phalaistín (Freedom for Palestine) on her legs. Although as people have pointed out, Ogham is an Irish alphabet and therefore besides Saoirse Don Phalaistín, she's effectively written "kyashefirreh" and "kyrohvny heh fitech" because she didn't ask any Irish speakers to translate. This is roughly like using the Cyrillic alphabet to spell out "сисфар" as a vague phonetic approximation, except slightly worse, because she appears to have just typed letters into an online Ogham generator without thinking what those letters sound like.
She did get through to the final (first Irish finalist since 201. Also it transpires she did indeed get bullied off social media for not boycotting Eurovision, and is still getting bullied over this because "if she wanted to send a message, she should have boycotted", and now she's not going to wear the Ogham at the actual final (beyond "kyrohvny heh fitech")

She cried over Israel making it to the finals:

Irish Eurovision contestant cries after Israel makes finals of song contest (Archive)

Also, some Swiss guy who dresses like a faggot, like every other guy at Eurovision does:

And it isn't even special, the Swiss entry is a non-binary as well, but way less gimmicky. The Swiss one is obviously a guy and he calls himself Nemo because clownfish are non-binary or some similar retarded bullshit (that's what my TERF mother told me). Not sure where in Switzerland he is from, but none of the languages there support genderneutral pronouns. I read some articles about him in German just to check and they avoid using any pronouns altogether.

Here a stupid pic I pulled from some whiny article about how he gets hate comments, they probably said something like "you look like a dude" or whatever.

I'm an American, so can a European explain to me what the point of Eurovision is? Is it a competitve faggotry contest?

 

[deermeat]

"youre the reason why he died! It was because of transphobia" Can all troons and poons do the world a great big favor and Heavens Gate themselves all at once? Because Im tired of vulnerable people being trapped in these communities, then killing themself, only for the rest (mostly highly privileged people) to survive and parade their corpse around implying they died because of sOcIeTy.

It's exactly like fat acceptance. Crabs in a bucket, they teach pull each other down and often that results in literal death whether it be enabling EDs, drug use, side effects of hormones/surgeries, or other mental health issues. Either way. they didn't have to die. If only they found a community that genuinely loved them.

I'm sure "Bug" was such a good friend and totally not a heartless I-gotta-walk-on-eggshells-around-you narc.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

She cried over Israel making it to the finals:

Bonus video clip for funsies:

I'm an American, so can a European explain to me what the point of Eurovision is? Is it a competitve faggotry contest?

It's like European Super Bowl except with music and a high percentage of gay men in the fanbase

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'm an American, so can a European explain to me what the point of Eurovision is? Is it a competitve faggotry contest?

After World War II, europe decided it needed a more healthy outlet to get out their super catty beefs with each other.

 

[scathefire]

Don't forget this.

Apparently the bearded guy is her boyfriend. Lmao

 

[CrystalChevvy]

This is her without all that shit on her face. Pretty girl.

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Not unexpectedly she's got ADHD.