Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

WTF even is this?
There's no way his kid was at the door.
So is he having honest to god hallucinations or is it just a nervous tick because he's trying to end one topic and move on to the next but he's too amped up on uppers to do so properly without being manic as fuck?

This was about 2 hours in the stream. He started at 11:30, so it's 1:30am.

He then turns off the camera off. He is silent for about 50 seconds before being audible yelling more gibberish with the camera off, and then turns the camera feed back on.

Why would one of his kids be standing in the doorway at that time for something that could be resolved in less than a minute?

That clip is 71 seconds, meaning that after allegedly noticing the kid in the door he literally spent more time doing a foul mouthed rant about how he was depressed than he did with the camera off.

It made me feel very uncomfortable watching/listening to that.
It's annoying as hell too, sure, but it's mostly disturbing because it's apparent that he's unable to control all of these fleeting thoughts that are spinning around at 100 mph inside his head.

It's not as if this stuff is being clipped out of context. The whole stream was like this, for hours. It's extremely bizarre and kind of surreal to listen to.

 

[zimzam88]

It made me feel very uncomfortable watching/listening to that.
It's annoying as hell too, sure, but it's mostly disturbing because it's apparent that he's unable to control all of these fleeting thoughts that are spinning around at 100 mph inside his head.
It's like listening to a legit schizophrenic go on and on about random shit with a straight face and an air of confidence to what they're saying, even though it's absolute nonsense, for example Gail Chord Schuler or that Druid Focket chick that Metokur covered in a video.

WTF even is this?
There's no way his kid was at the door.
So is he having honest to god hallucinations or is it just a nervous tick because he's trying to end one topic and move on to the next but he's too amped up on uppers to do so properly without being manic as fuck?

He deep fried his brain, he'll need 6 months in a mental institution to untangle the mess. Unfortunately though the way those things work he'll probably get his degenerate delusions reinforced by therapists and troon out.

 

[Not Even Twice]

I suspected it was Camelot who dropped Nick. Guess I was wrong.

Of all the disastrous shit Nick has been up to the past couple of years, this one is probably one of the few good choices he's made.
There are some serious deviant vibes coming off that Camelot weirdo.

 

[spacko]

nick acts and looks like a crackhead on a 5 day binge

 

[AnOminous]

He jumps from topic to topic, goes on these long incomprehensible rants (butter?!? Jews?!?) constantly making “funny” voices and in general acting like a total sped.

 

[Fapcop]

nick acts and looks like a crackhead on a 5 day binge

This.

Either that or meth/adderall.

Guess there is a smallish chance that his behavior here could be because of mental problems (disordered thinking!) like schizophrenia or a manic episode.

But I’m pretty sure Nick has never mentioned anything like that, and I have a feeling he would have, if he ever had a diagnosis.

 

[polar bear]

I like how he mentioned last week that he is trying to regain weight, but now he's back on stimulants, just to make sure he doesn't feel hunger and that he burns calories faster.
Also, mixing it with booze - fantastic choice for Nickelodeon here, ensuring that his inflamed guts are unable to absorb any nutrients from whatever Doritos crumbs he consumes.
Luckily, he's doing great and fantastic. We might be witnessing the healthiest man alive in process of obtaining immortality here. That ginger loser who was all over the news for last few months, the guy who spent millions on trying to make himself immortal, he must be feeling like a fucking idiot now. Couple addies and a handle of whiskey is all that's needed to become invincible.

 

[Nate Higgers]

How many cosmetic procedures is enough Nicky? Making her troon out in order to "remain hot" to you is way cheaper.


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[Strix454]

I think it was filmed by a porn director. It was originally going to be this huge epic period piece, but for whatever reason it basically just became the most expensive porno ever.

It was the dream project of porn publisher Bob Guccione. It was a money is no object project that went totally wrong.

The first mistake he made was hiring Gore Vidal to write the screenplay. He gave "artist" Gore Vidal a free hand and paid him $200,000 to do it. Gore Vidal produced an epic of man-on-man sex. The only hetro sex in the script was incest sex.

Guccione tried to recruit big-name people like John Huston and Orsen Wells to work on the project. But alot of the big names read through Gore Vidal's super gay script and decided they wanted nothing to do with it.

The second disasterous step was hiring Italian art film director Tinto Brass. The priority of Brass was to do as little work as possible and skim as much money from the film as he could. Looking at who Gucciione was and the script Gore Vidal had produced, Brass concluded that he had been hired to make a porno. He did a power-play and got the authority to rewrite the script in whatever way he wanted. And the way he wanted was more orgy type content and way less gay sex.

One of the more difficult things about making films is motivating the people hired to do a good job and to actually try. People who don't understand the system often make the mistake, as in this film, of thinking that paying people alot of money up-front & giving them creative freedom will ensure them doing to a good job. But usually it produces the opposite effect. The film people see a "sucker", rob the producers blind and produce bad work. That is what happened with Caligula.

They also hired a whole set of drama-prone big name mostly actors who were way beyond the ability of the Italian arthouse director to tard wrangle. The director also constantly feuded with the producer over his desire to get his porn girls in shots as extras.

After filming and about half the editing was completed, the producers decided to edit the film themselves. They also decided to shoot a bunch of hardcore porn scenes with porn performers to insert into the completed film. Because with what they had, they knew they needed it. They also for various reasons had to dub alot of the dialog after the film was done which is never good.

So it was a total disaster. Making movies is never easy. Never do films on an unlimited budget and never give creative types total artistic freedom.

 

[3MMA]

He could buy Tesla truck and customize it so it looks even more gay, and do road trips all over the states, documenting the lives of cuckolds across the country

I wish he would. But this is Nick, so, he shan’t be livin’ his best gay life. He shall be a miserable fuck, the cuck who from lack of acceptance of his homosexual desires, sits in a corner, overexcited, wearing only a wife beater, as the latest bix noods du jour takes Our Gollum to pound town.

His series documenting cucks across the nation could focus on guys like him. You know, the ones who never could fully come to terms with their rampantly violent lust for cocks, so they project it onto their beard/ wife, & live as a cuckold. Bet it’d get a lot of views on Netflix or whatever pozzed shit channel would air the documentary.

Why is that a concern? That sounds like amazing content. If he does it I hope he does it in the kitchen for old time's sake.

I’m hoping he goes there, what a win that would be. He’d have to finally cop to his familial wealth & handouts, even just inadvertently, to do so. I wish he would. Wish a white bread ass niggah would.

This used to be Nick's bread and butter.

Instead you get this rambling mess which starts off with him randomly playing a clip of Ethan Ralph hollering.

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His entire stream was like this.

Best example of the devolution of Nick Rekieta’s show that I’ve seen in a good while. That clip REALLY hits it home how he devolved.

It's annoying as hell too, sure, but it's mostly disturbing because it's apparent that he's unable to control all of these fleeting thoughts that are spinning around at 100 mph inside his head.

If I was shown that clip (or any from that latest show,) I’d diagnose severe, hyper-mania. If I hypothetically had to observe the patient & decide on intake & other serious health concerns, from a clinical perspective, he’d be committed on a 72 hour psychiatric hold with that behavior on display. Especially with any comorbidities, particularly any form of clinical depression.
Absolutely for real. Bish.

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ETA: The way he said: “DAD IS STREAMING” all low, anhedonic, flat affect, with a put upon deep register, was some weird shit. (From the 71 second kid at door rant clip, where it appeared he was talking at his stream while communicating with the kid at the door.)

 

[Stupor Mario]

Are they, though? Or is this just another simple-to-accept answer?

Without trying to derail too much, does this totalistic viewpoint flow out from a desire to forge a coherent answer from chaos? Maybe even the ethos of the site has some impact: 'Laugh and the world laughs with you; Cry, and you cry alone'.

Are we choosing to write Nick off in the same manner to quell those nagging questions we have in the back of our minds in the same manner we might choose to laugh at cows rather than to be disappointed or offended? Because it makes life simpler?

TL;DR: I'll stop derailing now. I think that if anything, Nick should be a warning to those who see him to watch themselves.

1. I don't think there's anyone who could fully explain why some people choose to ultimately live their life one way or another. Certain people are born with certain proclivities, certain people grow up in certain environments, but nobody has created an exact science based on nature/nurture factors.

Nick is a spoiled, rich asshole. There have been many like him in past millennia, and there will be many more like him in future millennia. Someone in Nick's position could certainly have become a good, civilized person leading a productive and worthwhile existence. But in Nick's case ease and luxury coupled with his own hubris and perverted stupidity ultimately lead him down the path of corruption and ruin.

It didn't have to be that way, but that's the way it played out. Can anyone explain exactly why? No. That's why the only practical explanation is that some people are just born rotten. Maybe not totally rotten, but rotten enough that the most likely outcome is that they succumb to their rotten nature and don't rise up and overcome. (Some people obviously do resist their wicked impulses and turn their lives around, but I think they're the exception.)

2. It's difficult to understand causal factors in a lot of cases, but I don't feel any responsibility about corrupting Nick. He made his bed, he dug his own grave. The only person responsible for Nick's absurd, ridiculous predicament is Nick. Scumbag's gonna scumbag. We the audience gave him the opportunity to become a very successful commentator/entertainer. Nick let his success with Rittenhouse and Depp go completely to his head and he chose to become a debauched, total egomaniac.

 

[AnOminous]

So it was a total disaster. Making movies is never easy. Never do films on an unlimited budget and never give creative types total artistic freedom.

Unless it's Martin Scorsese. Then give him all the money he needs and let him do whatever the fuck he wants.

 

[Nate Higgers]

If I was shown that clip (or any from that latest show,) I’d diagnose severe, hyper-mania. If I hypothetically had to observe the patient & decide on intake & other serious health concerns, from a clinical perspective, he’d be committed on a 72 hour psychiatric hold with that behavior on display. Especially with any comorbidities, particularly any form of clinical depression.
Absolutely for real. Bish.

If I had a doctor who’s on KF, I’d tell him I’m the Kang of this Hospital FROM THE TOP ON DOWN, and the Nate-a-male only demands the finest of Kuhlawnopin or else imma have a seizure an die from withdrawals, BISH

 

[3MMA]

Kuhlawnopin

Dx=Ralphamaleus epeticus
Rx=klonopin (is kang) 1mg PRN
Prognosis= terminal. bish.

 

[Justtocheck]

Unless it's Martin Scorsese. Then give him all the money he needs and let him do whatever the fuck he wants.

In Killers of the Flower Moon shows he fumbled. I watched it in the cinema. 3,5 FUCKeN HOURS. Have some fucking respect, you crusty old Italian fuck. He's lost his touch.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I still feel bad for him being an addict, I had family go through that and it’s not something you give blanket forgiveness for. I had my cousin try to bash my head open on concrete. He stopped his car on the side of the highway and tried to fight me, Nick’s not as bad, but in ways he’s worse. He’s not a 20 year-old with limited responsibilities.

The bigger is that I think Nick is one of those guys who can’t deal with that he never got to be a cool guy in highschool or college. He never got to bang a freshman because he was a cool upperclassman.

Not a lot of people get those lives. I knew rich kids who did that in both highschool and college, lot of them ended up being dead or in an existence that is not attractive after further analysis. He peaked in his late 30’s and 40’s and crashed hard after that. He squandered his moment in the sun thinking that he didn’t need to do anything, people wanted him not his content and he was going to be who he always wanted to be. Unfortunately Nick’s idea of cool is gayer than Bohemian Grove.

 

[Captain Manning]

Of all the disastrous shit Nick has been up to the past couple of years, this one is probably one of the few good choices he's made.
There are some serious deviant vibes coming off that Camelot weirdo.

It won't make any difference.

As much of a weirdo as Coomy is, he's nothing compared to where Nick is at now. Who knows, Coomy might have been the one to finally tell Nick he needs help.

One of the disturbing things about this, not discussed nearly as often, is that everybody that is in Nick's orbit watches what is happening with him and continues to lick his balls. It's disgusting. They think they are serving him, but they're actually not. I dunno if it's selfishness, or fear, or what.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nick has an American Pie movie playing in his head that he wants to be the star of at age 42.

Imagine the first American Pie, but instead of Jason Biggs, it's Eugene Levy doing all that shit, including violating the pie, and doing the deed at the end. That's the Rekieta version.

I really hate these "teen comedy" movies that we were plagued with in the late 90s/early 2000s, but I'm sure Nick absolutely LOVES these movies, because he gets to see teenage girls in skimpy clothing.

I wish we knew what his eldest daughter thinks of all this shit. There's no way she doesn't hear about this at school, and/or the topic doesn't come up when her and friends are at the Rekieta house.

Unless it's Martin Scorsese. Then give him all the money he needs and let him do whatever the fuck he wants.

In Killers of the Flower Moon shows he fumbled. I watched it in the cinema. 3,5 FUCKeN HOURS. Have some fucking respect, you crusty old Italian fuck. He's lost his touch.

My favorite movie of all time is made by Martin (granted it's an older one), and I still consider him one of the very few good directors we got left. That said, 3.5 hours was WAY too long for that movie. I saw it once, and will probably never watch it again.

As much of a weirdo as Coomy is, he's nothing compared to where Nick is at now. Who knows, Coomy might have been the one to finally tell Nick he needs help.

I personally still consider Camelot to be a Balldo-guarde. While it is true that they currently aren't talking anymore, it's not for lack of trying or desire to. He clearly wants Nick back, and still looks at him as "fun."

 

[Gorton Colu]

I haven't watched a full video or stream of Nick since 2019 or maybe early 2020. I decided to microdose again (a mistake) on some Elissa Clips clips and no amount of reading his retarded utterances or viewing his ghastly visage on kf can fully prepare one to endure him in visual audio format.

He looks like death, sounds like a fag, and his shits all retarded. I could barely stomach mere seconds of him running his mouth.

His only option for redemption as far as I am concerned is to fly to the Congo and try and kill a warlord.

 

[AnOminous]

The bigger is that I think Nick is one of those guys who can’t deal with that he never got to be a cool guy in highschool or college. He never got to bang a freshman because he was a cool upperclassman.

It must suck to have never been the cool guy but let's face it, many if not most of us never got to be the cool guy, or only did so in adulthood at some point. I mean I was never the cool guy, despite having my moments, but I always had a friend or two in most of those weird high school circles, so if a jock wanted to pick on me, there would at least be one person to stand up for me.

The problem with Nick is that when he finally did achieve that cool guy status late in life, he immediately turned into a pervert and a degenerate and assumed it was a license to be a dick. He doesn't seem to have grasped that Joe Cool in high school largely stayed that way because he actually was cool, and people liked him because he did things that made him liked. It wasn't some inherent attribute.

He is a narcissist incredibly bitter at anyone being more liked than he is, while not getting that being liked isn't some freebie you get just because your awesomeness oozes from your pores. That cool guy got it by actually putting some effort into being cool.

I think Nick stopped aging mentally some time in middle school.