Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

[RodgerDodger]

He does have recordings of a female being at his place to play chess.

I'm assuming a Russian Mail order bride that was never seen again?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'm assuming a Russian Mail order bride that was never seen again?

I think it was just a desperate whore looking for some change. The more fucked up they are the more desperate they become for their next fix.
He wouldn't be able to afford a mail order bride even the cheaper Chinese ones.

 

[MongolianMongoose]

Stebbins v. Baz docket 10 (No associated document)

ORDER by Judge Lisa J. Cisneros: The case management conference previously set for April 18, 2024 is CONTINUED to July 18, 2024 at 1:30 PM via Zoom webinar. Access information can be found at https://www.cand.uscourts.gov/ljc/. All parties who have appeared at that time shall file a case management statement no later than July 11, 2024. The Court will issue a separate order in due course addressing Plaintiff's Application to Proceed in Forma Pauperis and related issues. Signed by Judge Lisa J. Cisneros on 04/08/2024. (This is a text-only entry generated by the court. There is no document associated with this entry.) (ljclc1, COURT STAFF) (Filed on 4/8/2024)Any non-CM/ECF Participants have been served by First Class Mail to the addresses of record listed on the Notice of Electronic Filing (NEF) (Entered: 04/08/2024)

Emphasis

The Court will issue a separate order in due course addressing Plaintiff's Application to Proceed in Forma Pauperis and related issues.

It looks like this will be an uphill battle for Acerthorn.

Rereading his amended complaint I saw this.

V-5: Other Relief
167. I also ask for costs incurred to be reimbursed (including the fees needed to register the
copyrights for all of these works), and also for any other relief that the Court believes I may be
entitled to.

He wants to be reimbursed the amount he spent registering his copyrights but won't tell the Court how much? He knows that large sum would raise eyebrows. He's already claiming 21 instances of statutory copyright infringement in this case which is probably why they're taking another look at his IFP.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Stabby always nickel and dimes his lolsuits, I think it's just an autistic thing. He wants every single cent he thinks he's entitled to and damn the torpedo's he's gonna get to it.

He's asking for 8 million dollars? Well don't forget the 15 bucks for mailing the paperwork to get that 8 mill. Also he had to pay for the copyright costs so he's gonna need that cash back too so add on another 25 bucks.

I keep saying this but Ole Stabby is autism incarnate.

edit: Sounds like Stabby's IFP app is going to get some scruntiny. He may be fucked.

 

[MongolianMongoose]

Stebbins v Baz Docket 11 MOTION FOR LEAVE TO CONDUCT SERVICE OF PROCESS BY EMAIL

Acerthorn wants to skip serving the Brazilian defendant properly and go straight to serving by email because that would be cheaper for him... Costs are not the Court's problem. You file the lawsuit, it's your problem. I think he tried this in the lawsuit against Polano but he still ended up having to, and was willing and able to, pay for "extremely expensive" international servicing.

Exhibit A is an interesting email Acerthorn sent to the defendant

Suing for $4,000,000, willing to settle for $5,000
Acerthorn is so manipulative. He says if Baz gives him $5,000 he can get a vehicle, get a "job that isn't work-from-home" and "once again become a productive member of society."
I don't recall him being trying to be a productive member of society when he did have a vehicle. He's dedicated his entire life to frivolous lawsuits. Giving him any money would just encourage him.

 

[TurboNAS]

You know what? It’s not fair that I can’t engage in global lawfare just because I’m dirt poor. The US courts should definitely let me skip all the usual hurdles to starting lolsuits internationally.

Good luck Baz, hopefully this gets thrown out at this stage.

Plus, Hardin is questioning his IFP status in the Null lawsuit so there may be some ripple effects from that.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Suing for $4,000,000, willing to settle for $5,000
Acerthorn is so manipulative. He says if Baz gives him $5,000 he can get a vehicle, get a "job that isn't work-from-home" and "once again become a productive member of society."
I don't recall him being trying to be a productive member of society when he did have a vehicle. He's dedicated his entire life to frivolous lawsuits. Giving him any money would just encourage him.

$5000 is a lot of rope he can tie his tubby ass with and neck himself.
Imagine what this fucktard would be like if he lived in the UK. It would be worse than the Dynastia lawsuit Vordrak had.

 

[Adr1anD]

If Zell does unironically go Forma Pauperis and Pro Se, this will be a fucking amusing battle of autists.

Wish granted! Also @Kendrick .

Stebbins v. CMDR ImperialSalt 39 "Proceed In Forma Pauperis":

Spoiler

Stebbins v. CMDR ImperialSalt 40 "Opposition/Response to Motion"

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Time to learn the law!

I doubt this passes as an acceptable exam result lmao
We might be getting a cow-tipping pendulum now

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Oh good! A slap fight between two poor people. Will this be aired on television like it usually is?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I would have personally not skipped a 12 (b) (6) stage, but, hey.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Fuck, which one is Salty? Is that another You Tuber or is that the Farmer?

Damnit Stabby slow your roll a second ok. I'm losing track of all your lolsuits

 

[Kendrick]

Wish granted! Also @Kendrick .

Stebbins v. CMDR ImperialSalt 39 "Proceed In Forma Pauperis":

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Stebbins v. CMDR ImperialSalt 40 "Opposition/Response to Motion"

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I doubt this passes as an acceptable exam result lmao
We might be getting a cow-tipping pendulum now

Gawd damn this cannot end well for zell. Oh well. He touched the shit, now he gets smeared in it.

 

[Adr1anD]

hey

And now my ability to upload and attach without errors ceased.
So doing next best thing: Acer filed two response motions, both are opened on CL:
1). Miscellaneous Relief AND More Definite Statement AND Strike;
2). Hearing AND Miscellaneous Relief.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

And now my ability to upload and attach without errors ceased.
So doing next best thing: Acer filed two response motions, both are opened on CL:
1). Miscellaneous Relief AND More Definite Statement AND Strike;
2). Hearing AND Miscellaneous Relief.

TLDR:

Stabby mad that Jones is now disputing that case after Stabby asks for a Default Judgment.

Stabby big mad that Jones claims he has no money and is demanding the court investigate his IFP application via IRS I guess? Hard to tell exactly whut Stabby is thinking or asking for other then big mad his target pleads he's poor.

Stabby no understand Spokeo is crap and is insisting on using that 6K figure as his baseline. Not realizing that Jones is a student living at home with his parents. Stabby demands if Jones is lying he go to jail for perjury.

Stabby biggest mad that Jones is pleading Fair Use after all Stabby's hard work to convince the court that in no possible way, no how, no siree, not a chance, nuh-uh could be Fair Use.

I give it 6 raw hot-dogs out of 10. Some what interesting but mostly just Stabby mad because he thought he had won by default.

I must admit the Irony of Stabby accusing his opponent of trying to game the system and of using improper channels to shut down his lolsuit is pretty damn funny.

 

[TurboNAS]

I must admit the Irony of Stabby accusing his opponent of trying to game the system and of using improper channels to shut down his lolsuit is pretty damn funny.

How dare he use Stebbins's tactics against him! That's clear bias and requires mandamus and a letter from the Governor saying STebbins is right and cool and his copyrights are forever enforceable no matter what and a pony and a kitten and any other relief the biased court may deem proper should immediately be given no matter what!

PATENTLY FRIVOLOUS DEFENSES! REEEEEEEEEE

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

How dare he use Stebbins's tactics against him! That's clear bias and requires mandamus and a letter from the Governor saying STebbins is right and cool and his copyrights are forever enforceable no matter what and a pony and a kitten and any other relief the biased court may deem proper should immediately be given no matter what!

PATENTLY FRIVOLOUS DEFENSES! REEEEEEEEEE

So requested on this, the 10th day of April, 2024!

Funnier if you add that line.

 

[Mind Goblins]

A sorta-tangent here, but is there any text-to-speech software that specializes in legal documents? The ones I've tried have all read the headers and footers on every page, breaking up the paragraph going across them, and are a nightmare to listen to any time it has to read a citation. Stabby's writing style has succeeded in turning my brain to jelly every time I try to read even a few pages of it, but the sweet dulcet tones of Microsoft Sam should help get me through the worst he's got.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

A sorta-tangent here, but is there any text-to-speech software that specializes in legal documents? The ones I've tried have all read the headers and footers on every page, breaking up the paragraph going across them, and are a nightmare to listen to any time it has to read a citation. Stabby's writing style has succeeded in turning my brain to jelly every time I try to read even a few pages of it, but the sweet dulcet tones of Microsoft Sam should help get me through the worst he's got.

Maybe Winscribe (not Windscribe, the VPN)

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Wish granted! Also @Kendrick .

Stebbins v. CMDR ImperialSalt 39 "Proceed In Forma Pauperis":

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Stebbins v. CMDR ImperialSalt 40 "Opposition/Response to Motion"

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I doubt this passes as an acceptable exam result lmao
We might be getting a cow-tipping pendulum now

I died at the 86 cents assets. he should offer that as a settlement to the fat retard, minus postage cost of course.

 

[MongolianMongoose]

#Parody #BelieveAllVictims