Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Rupin]

Going trans.

Generally, I say don’t do it but, some people are fucked either way.

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After

 

[Shiki Ouji]

Going trans.

Generally, I say don’t do it but, some people are fucked either way.

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It'll be a win if he can figure out his makeup to disguise his sagging right eye

 

[Stan]

Troons, being troons, get their free Wednesday evening dinner canceled.

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More great wastes of tax payer's money to be found here:

https://gendercentre.org.au/

https://archive.is/wip/NnLRR

Late, I know, but Holy hell that site has some shit that makes me MATI, or I guess MAA (mad at Australia.) in addition to the pure comedy of homeless trannies hitting on each other and complaining about the food at a community dinner until the organizers just give up on the enterprise.

There is this one document “support for partners” there that is alternately full of cringe sentences and absolute zingers though, here’s some examples:

If you cannot accept the fact that your partner is transgender then do not stay in the relationship. If you think your partner will change his/her mind and that it is just “a phase” you are almost certainly wrong.
If you think that being transgender is a sin against God and that your partner will soon see the error in her/his ways, they won’t. They will always be transgender.

Lmao they’re right but I think the bluntness is something more trannies need to hear. No faffing around or “trying to make it work”, just nope the fuck out

If your partner is very suicidal and/ or depressed you know that you will never be able to cope with it, don’t stay in the relationship. Or should I say, don’t stay in the relationship if your partner has big ongoing mental health issues that you cannot deal with. If you can stay with your partner and get help for them and manage it that way, that’s great. Transgender people have a thirty per cent successful suicide rate. If your partner is suffering from crippling depression that is dragging you down and making you depressed too, either work out a way to change it or leave.

This one just tickles me because of its use of the word “successful.” Yeah, it’s the only thing trannies are good at

Things from the past can be brought up years later. But be prepared for at least a minimum amount of one to two years of “issues”.

I guess that’s one way to put it, but I like this better:

Transgender people are NOT horrible and nasty by nature, although they are often self-centred and obsessed

That’s at least a half truth in advertising (you can be both nasty and self centered and gender obsessive, and many MtFs are.)

Unless you have a lot of money accept the fact you will be not be flush for quite some time. Your partner may go through bouts of depression, start having teenage temper tantrums due to hormones, may lose their job and financial security. You will have to make yourself both physically and emotionally available to help your partner as much as possible. It is not a picnic and it will be very stressfull at times. And ultimately..... your relationship might still fail in the end.

Hahaha rofl who the fuck who the absolute fuck would put up with this? can’t wait for minimum two years to maximum indefinite brooding, weeping, psychological deterioration from a partner too wrapped up in their gender fantasy to yknow, be a partner. Im struggling to find something to compare this to, but it would be like if your spouse elected to become schizophrenic maybe.

Some couples can make it a positive and rewarding experience. Think of shopping and exploring new and exciting things and places together.

Okay that made me sneer with disgust. Unless this was your fetish already, I can’t imagine this being any fun for the trans widow involved.

 

[The Lawgiver]

It'll be a win if he can figure out his makeup to disguise his sagging right eye

He got that gas station weed, man.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Pointing out the name of the ballet was a nice snickering detail but the best story is the last one and it involves a sprightly transman:
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I hope you enjoyed!

“Elliott King” is the most obvious pooner name I could imagine. If her middle name was Aiden, I think I’d die laughing.

 

[Gremperor]

HeyyyEmily_Pink deleted his old account "for private reasons". So he switched over to EmilyyyCute.

 

[Geraldine]

Rampant category confusion -- Dear Reddit, I like to get it up the ass, but ...
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A little clarification is needed.

 

[Clamater]

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Imagine thinking anyone is gonna risk getting an assault charge for a pooner...

Physical convulsions from being told she "doesn't look like it." Beyond the fact that pooners are histrionic liars so this probably didn't happen, imagine waiting for your oil change and you happen upon a small poon flopping like a fish on the ground.

 

[Geraldine]

Beyond the fact that pooners are histrionic liars ...

Stereotypically female.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Rampant category confusion -- Dear Reddit, I like to get it up the ass, but ...
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A little clarification is needed.

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That's the problem with Reddit they don't say it like it is they won't call a spade a spade. Dude you're a closeted Faggot who has Daddy's Issues.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Here’s a heartwarming tale that’s actually an L because he clearly has no idea what females do to their Barbies.


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Run for your life Ray!

 

[transspotter]

Generally, I say don’t do it but, some people are fucked either way.

Before

He just needed to pin those ears back a bit and then bulk up

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Blind devotion to the cult



Butthurt TIM really tried to imply that actual life saving appendectomies are not because he doesn’t like the Cass Review findings confirming transition is not life saving. What a stupid cope (and comparison, even if it’s clearly sarcastic)



The patients are fighting each other again back in Bedlam

 

[Moon Cricket]

Sorry for no Text, just stumbled across some funnies.


Women having the ability to get pregnant. Gross tranny most affected.


Tranny wannabe employee is too degenerate for local gay bar.


Pooner sad. Lol


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*Not a Tranny L but important anyways*

Get that pedo away from your child wtaf. Imagine bringing this shit up to a therapist rather than I dunno…the police? (Actually police will probably arrest mum for not letting tranny ex predate her child).

 

[Geraldine]

Not a funny one. Maybe the parents caught it in time to save the kid.
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[Tragi-Chan]

Not a funny one. Maybe the parents caught it in time to save the kid.
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I think it’s pretty funny. Imagine discovering that your parents are treading on eggshells in case you run off and get raped by a hon, and responding to that with “I’m dead, I’m so scared!”

 

[Pig Cups]

It’s r/phallo, it’s all pooners and enbies wanting to be gender confusions in that subreddit. There are actual men that get phallo as reconstruction after penile cancer or war injuries. Since they’re men, however, they often hide their feelings like men usually do or are just grateful for the option at all. It’d be similar to a woman getting reconstructive surgery post mastectomy. Those hysterics about being “cis” scream woman trying and failing to stealth.

More Cass Report salt. A lot of the usual buzzwords are tossed around in this, including “trans genocide”

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I was going to leave this post as that, but this post popped up right after this one and I am legitimately MATI

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“We already fucked up the third and maybe even fourth wave of feminism by injecting ourselves into women’s spaces, but those cunts* are not sucking our girldicks hard or often enough anymore! We need a NEW feminist movement, just for us trans women!”

*I am pretty sure that the “men” op is talking about are pooners, btw. But OP and others are definitely butthurt about the idea of actual women (e.g. “swerfs”) having a space/social rights movement of their own

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Fuckin’ colonizers

(Also can someone tell me what a sock is in this context because all I got were gay sex memes)

And?? I thought that’s what you hideous, grotesque freaks have wanted all along, given that you always express desires to be “boys/girls,” rather than “men/women.”

On top of that, you dress with the fashion sense of naive children, yearn to do kid things to make up for “lost boyhood/girlhood,” and clutch stuffies and Blåhajes. I’m not understanding…isn’t being treated like a child what you have wanted this whole time?

 

[Xanax and Wine]

Women having the ability to get pregnant. Gross tranny most affected.

Lock this guy in a room with a bunch of women who've been unable to get pregnant after many failures and watch him get torn to tiny bloody shreds once he laments over how "cis-women just don't know the struggle". It would be quite kino

 

[tZir]

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And?? I thought that’s what you hideous, grotesque freaks have wanted all along, given that you always express desires to be “boys/girls,” rather than “men/women.”

On top of that, you dress with the fashion sense of naive children, yearn to do kid things to make up for “lost boyhood/girlhood,” and clutch stuffies and Blåhajes. I’m not understanding…isn’t being treated like a child what you have wanted this whole time?

They only wanna be treated like children in bed, duh. yes! it's exactly what it sounds like and has all the implications it does. but aside from THAT (ew) they dont wanna be treated like kids where it counts. if anything, they'd love for kids to be treated like adults when it comes to all the tranny stuff because it means they'll have younger trannies to fuck. oh please, you think older gay men are the only ones grooming kids into their shit? the trannies love to do that and we all know it. there's cases of it happening.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It’s r/phallo, it’s all pooners and enbies wanting to be gender confusions in that subreddit. There are actual men that get phallo as reconstruction after penile cancer or war injuries. Since they’re men, however, they often hide their feelings like men usually do or are just grateful for the option at all. It’d be similar to a woman getting reconstructive surgery post mastectomy. Those hysterics about being “cis” scream woman trying and failing to stealth.

More Cass Report salt. A lot of the usual buzzwords are tossed around in this, including “trans genocide”

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I was going to leave this post as that, but this post popped up right after this one and I am legitimately MATI

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“We already fucked up the third and maybe even fourth wave of feminism by injecting ourselves into women’s spaces, but those cunts* are not sucking our girldicks hard or often enough anymore! We need a NEW feminist movement, just for us trans women!”

*I am pretty sure that the “men” op is talking about are pooners, btw. But OP and others are definitely butthurt about the idea of actual women (e.g. “swerfs”) having a space/social rights movement of their own

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Fuckin’ colonizers

(Also can someone tell me what a sock is in this context because all I got were gay sex memes)

See its shit like troons demanding sex changes be paid for by the taxpayer that makes me dislike the whole idea of socialized medicine.
I don't see why anyone is responsible for your health but you. I certainly don't want my taxes paying for some fetish rotted creeps stink ditch or Pooners rot dog.
Now emergency stuff, like ER treatment I can see the argument for and I'm not even against, and I don't see anything wrong with help for costs for genuinely life saving treatment, but certainly not degenerate fucking AGPs to have themselves castrated and get taxpayer funded amholes.
Whats the general feeling among Bongs, is there support for NHS funded troon shit by the public?