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[AnOminous]

Back to Kevin: He wants FFS. His face will probably need to be dynamited to look feminine.

I don't think even Gutzon Borglum could manage to turn that Shrek face into anything feminine.

 

[Postal_Rat]

We have reached the point where we can now feasibly play Hon Noughts and Crosses, my sides are orbiting Jupiter as I speak.

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Kevin continues to deliver just by existing, I hope his amhole never goes septic so I can have hours of endless entertainment forever just by reading his horrendous takes

Your move Transphobe

 

[Melee Bouquet]

TIC TAC TROON

Further south, Kevin is excitedly planning to get his nipples pierced as soon as the magic healing period of six months is finished. Normally anything short of immediate satisfaction has him angry and resentful but his moobs must be doing all the chafing for him.

I realize this has probably been discussed before (I've been away for a while) but this ridiculous exchange includes, along with his usual scheming for self sabotage, a quintessentially Kevin observation:
"Now that I know I'm a girl tho I can't stop putting holes in me lol"

Uh-huh. Continuing to descend, there is another hole Kevin has plans for.

Looks like the boys are getting a bidet. Bidet are wonderful and civilized but any high hopes for hygiene should be dampened by the understanding that shit-water will be blasting and bouncing from troon backsides. In their inattentive, filthy hands it will be like washing chicken.

 

[TyrasGuard]

TIC TAC TROON

Further south, Kevin is excitedly planning to get his nipples pierced as soon as the magic healing period of six months is finished. Normally anything short of immediate satisfaction has him angry and resentful but his moobs must be doing all the chafing for him.

I realize this has probably been discussed before (I've been away for a while) but this ridiculous exchange includes, along with his usual scheming for self sabotage, a quintessentially Kevin observation:
"Now that I know I'm a girl tho I can't stop putting holes in me lol"
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Uh-huh. Continuing to descend, there is another hole Kevin has plans for.
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Looks like the boys are getting a bidet. Bidet are wonderful and civilized but any high hopes for hygiene should be dampened by the understanding that shit-water will be blasting and bouncing from troon backsides. In their inattentive, filthy hands it will be like washing chicken.

He is the perfect sucker to sell unnecessary shit to. How hard is it to wipe your ass that you need a toilet peripheral to do so?

 

[AssignedEva]

I maintain that Kevin should start wearing giant novelty drag queen wigs

It wouldn't help him pass (because nothing would) but might at least distract/bewilder people and it hardly looks worse than what he's got going on now.

 

[kazuhiro]

Moob update.

Spoiler: NSFW

Definitely not a fetish.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

We've always had gross weird dudes who would openly fantasise about all the masturbating they'd do if they were a woman for a day, but sometime after 2008 I guess we decided it would be cool and good to do tax payer funded medical experiments on them.

 

[Flamin Park]

It's a small issue in the grand scheme of Kevin, but is it just me or has he got a full on giraffe neck? It always grabs my attention in his moob shots, like his head has had an argument with his shoulders. If he was an ancient Roman emperor he would have driven legions of sculpturs and instructional engineers to sheer Giberring madness trying to create a statue of him

 

[Poonocchio]

Moob update.

Where the  fuck is that left one heading off to?

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Where the  fuck is that left one heading off to?

Anywhere that's not near Kevin is my guess.

 

[GarthVader]

Where the  fuck is that left one heading off to?

His "big beefy" arm is pulling on the skin of his "big beefy" moob, and making it go into his arm pit.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Nah, he's using that (flabby, not beefy) left arm to push the left tit forward. It is actually much further into his armpit without that arm trying to force it in line. I bet if he stands up and raises his arms you get one "boob" front shot and one in profile.

Edit to add: per the q about Kevin's neck: I think Kevvie is actually quite the no-neck wonder. He is really careful to always find an angle where he is stretching his neck out as much as possible. I personally suspect his lack of neck and the fact that that "collar" has frequently been spotted digging in to his neck fat is a sore spot for him, so he's conscious to try to appear to have a long neck in photos. A lot of his torso shots without his head in them look like he's craning his face upwards while wrangling his boob and sticking out his ribs. Has to look fucking HILARIOUS to see in person.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Happy 2500 pages of Kevin!

The color of the nips is terrifying.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

He is the perfect sucker to sell unnecessary shit to. How hard is it to wipe your ass that you need a toilet peripheral to do so?

A bidet is much cleaner and nicer than using toilet paper but I get your point that this is Kevvie being stupid. I assume he wants it so he can show everyone on Twitter what a special, pampered little boy he is. Combined with his obnoxiously childish love of grossing people out and the girly sheen personal care (to Kevin LOL) he might actually get it and use it a few a times. This could head into very disgusting territory depending on how hard Kevvie wants to lean into his fetish for being a brain dead lump who needs everything done for him. When was the last time he pretended to be afraid of storms or squealed out "MISTRESS!" because he heard a loud noise?

@kazuhiro Those things are so out of alignment... just a pair of sloppy jalopies with one taking the exit ramp.

Medical Kiwis, given that trans tube tits are notoriously asymmetric and askew, do surgeons attempt to mitigate it during the bolt-on installation? I imagine things are challenging enough.

I think Kevvie is actually quite the no-neck wonder.

 

[FinnSven]

The best thing about Kevin now is that he is a ridiculous balding middle aged man who had breast implants to try and look like a hot young woman.

Even a balding man who tries to combover a few strands of hair and hold them in place with a whole tub of brillcream is more dignified and realistic.

It’s the greatest parody of a mid life crisis. Except it’s this fucker’s real life.

 

[Stan]

Penny succumbs to death by tooth infection, Jen anorexia's to death trying to finish his game (it is never finished), Kevin does not notice as he is buying transformers. Eventually he wanders through the house to ask why no new Hawaiian punch has appeared in the fridge, but finds only human and animal skeletons. As he wanders outside he realises there is nobody to drive him to Costco for tendies and he will slowly starve in the middle of nowhere with only the skeletons of troons and mistreated animals for company

Wow if only there was some way to cultivate the land for food huh?

Yeah whatever. Somehow whenever they're allowed to be alone they do things ike slam bloody tampons onto the wall, shit on the floor, leave menstrual blood literally all over the floor. . .but I'm sure when they're asked questions in surveys they totally tell the truth about the disgusting shit they do.

I'm just speaking from the vile shit I've seen, man. I'm sure what I saw with my own goddamn eyes didn't happen and what some faggot I've never even seen was telling the truth and I shouldn't believe my own lying eyes.

…how the hell would you know, what experience are you speaking from? Are you an IRL janitor at the Port Authority Bus Terminal? Did you walk into a slaughterhouse and think it was a women’s toilet by mistake? Or are you one of those perverts who get off going into the women’s toilets and rummaging through the bins while you record women peeing on voice memo? Are you the troon I was warned about? Equiring minds need to know why you’re talking like you just came back from the Eastern Front of women’s restrooms.

Spoiler

i will throw your vile ass one bone though. when I worked in a major hospital at Methadone Mile, I occasionally noticed discarded, soiled clothing in the women’s room. The 1st floor toilets were always in terrible condition as a result of (homeless, addicted) women bathing in the sinks. But I ain’t ever gone into the women’s room and have it look like the elevator scene from The Shining, and I have a reason to actually need to go in there.

I can't look at llamas or alpacas anymore. They are extremely popular for textile patterns rn, and every time I think, hey, while I'm here at the store, maybe I'll look for a proper pair of pyjamas instead of that old tshirt I usually sleep in, the second I step into the sleepwear section it's alpacas, alpacas, alpacas. It is not conducive to a pleasant shopping experience, let alone sleep. So I still don't have any pyjamas. It's unsettling.

Oversized chemise ftw

Alpacas are the thetans of kiwi farmers.

That is random txt worthy

I think Kevin is probably misremembering and paraphrasing his surgeon a lot here.

While I'm sure a Medicaid titjob specialist is fairly cavalier in his speech, it was probably something more along the lines of "trans surgery is covered when it's with the aim of providing a natural feminine appearance; these are the normal sizes and here's what I would recommend for a woman of your size."

I don't work in insurance, but I suspect the melon-sized implants get flagged by serial number for manual review. You don't see a lot of cancer ladies size up to watermelons for their reconstruction.

Melon size titjobs have a higher incidence of complication, so the surgeon did it to punish Kevin

It's hilarious. This fucking moron, after years of surgeries and shots of troonshine, looks even MORE like a man than he was originally. He's had corpse flesh grafted into him. He's still a man. No matter what he does, everything he does just makes him look like even more of a man. Lmao. Imagine being as pathetic as this obvious MAN.

HWBAW

Excuse me is he sticking a finger inside his butt to scratch the amhole?

If he is finding euphoria from having an itchy crotch sock I don’t know what to tell him. Even with internal yeast infections any pain or itching is almost strictly external in most (all?) women

UTIphoria

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He looks like Patches the Untethered with a bad wig.

I used to be into True Crime shit years ago. Not to the extent of like, owning a tumblr about it or writing reddit comment essays about it, but I'd watch lots of True Crime documentaries and stuff. At least for me, it made me feel like I had a sense of control. For women, the fear of being kidnapped, raped, and killed is always in the back of our minds, and watching those documentaries felt like learning "secrets" on how to avoid having those awful crimes happening to you. It makes you feel like you can catch the signs of a predator or potential bad situation before it's too late, unlike those unlucky victims.

I stopped watching that stuff though because it was just making me more scared and distrustful of men as a whole. I assume a lot of women who are really into True Crime are like that, and I also think it explains why so many of them are very vocal about hating all men and etc. Too much of that shit makes you paranoid.

I like true crime for the same reason I like Kiwi Farms: truth is stranger than fiction.

Kevin

 

[glass_houses]

i will throw your vile ass one bone though. when I worked in a major hospital at Methadone Mile, I occasionally noticed discarded, soiled clothing in the women’s room. The 1st floor toilets were always in terrible condition as a result of (homeless, addicted) women bathing in the sinks. But I ain’t ever gone into the women’s room and have it look like the elevator scene from The Shining, and I have a reason to actually need to go in there.

Accidents happen in hospital toilets and bathrooms... people are generally in hospital for a reason, and having to tell reception that you've just involuntarily voided multiple bodily fluids and waste everywhere is mortifying. If you've generally had good control over your body functions up until then, admitting to having lost said control- even to hospital staff, who see oceans of indescribable filth every single shift- is pretty much up there with fronting up to the cop shop and confessing to a hit and run on a one legged, blind, heavily pregnant woman in a wheelchair at a zebra crossing in broad daylight.

That said, I think I've seen maybe three or four used pads in public toilets in my life, and all but one of them was because the blue box was chockers and there were no other bins. Maybe it’s a cultural thing?

I like true crime for the same reason I like Kiwi Farms: truth is stranger than fiction

I also like the how/who dunnit aspects, and the psychological aspects.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"Yours are in my top three favorite boobs on this platform"

I don't really need to see the other two but I kind of do too. You know?

Maybe even more I need to see what #4 is.

 

[Stan]

Accidents happen in hospital toilets and bathrooms... people are generally in hospital for a reason, and having to tell reception that you've just involuntarily voided multiple bodily fluids and waste everywhere is mortifying. If you've generally had good control over your body functions up until then, admitting to having lost said control- even to hospital staff, who see oceans of indescribable filth every single shift- is pretty much up there with fronting up to the cop shop and confessing to a hit and run on a one legged, blind, heavily pregnant woman in a wheelchair at a zebra crossing in broad daylight.

entirely possible and not something I took personally in the least. People aren’t coming to hospital because they’re feeling great, and certainly not to my section.

My point is that even heavily trafficed women’s restrooms in bad neighborhoods with rampant homelessness and drug abuse, where your clientele is using them for want of a shower are not the period-blood-smeared charnel houses of moral decay Aniominous is describing. And I’m also a little bit confused as to why he’s admitting to having significant lived experience hanging out in women’s toilets, cause I can’t think of an answer that doesn’t out him as a total pleb, a pervert, or both.

 

[stupid frog]

My point is that even heavily trafficed women’s restrooms in bad neighborhoods with rampant homelessness and drug abuse, where your clientele is using them for want of a shower are not the period-blood-smeared charnel houses of moral decay Aniominous is describing. And I’m also a little bit confused as to why he’s admitting to having significant lived experience hanging out in women’s toilets, cause I can’t think of an answer that doesn’t out him as a total pleb, a pervert, or both.

Midge, this is just one reason people give you crap.

The post above the one you quoted is literally quoting @AnOminous mentioning he worked as a janitor. Calm down.