Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

I don't think Nick has proper freinds. He doesn't have anyone that actually cares about him--at least not that he wants to listen to.

How many people actually do have friends these days? As you get older life just keeps taking. Not to be sullen, but after a certain point one has to ask oneself how long you want to be around for. My mother is scared of death and wants to live forever. I don't see the point. I look at my two young cats and think to myself that when their time comes, I should go with them. What's the point sticking around until you are old and broken, left with nothing.

He should definitely look for the ones that have had the oxycodone substituted with Fentanyl or one of the nitazines. That's the strong shit. Not for pooftah's!

Oh I would be SO MAD if Nick started doing Fentanyl because we would be SO OWNED.

Lmao that's fat to this loser faggot with a face for the sex offender registry?

Extra style points for simultaneous soggy knees and "waaaaah reeeeee she's WAYCISS!"

Hopefully he gets NIGGER AIDS from Nick.

Finally finished this last night. I hope you all enjoy my efforts.

Amazing. Top marks. We all look so happy charging to defeat the degeneracy.

NICK REKIETA CONFIRMED TO BE A PRACTICING ATTORNEY!!!!!!!

Wow. April is a moron. What kind of idiot talks to the police.

Well... it's something, I guess. Technically I suppose we'll have to go back to calling him a mostly non practicing attorney. Farms eternally BTFO'd. Total Nick domination!

I don't think handling a parking ticket for his drug dealer practicing lawyer.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So the cuckold marriage couple is using Rekieta for their speeding tickets? And theyre using a nonpracticing lawyer to contest things?

That's the weird thing. Only April is. Aaron got two tickets in February, and he's already paid them off.

Here's the officer comments from one of the citations.



WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT...... WHAT'S THAT???????

For those that want to get up to speed on Steel Toe: Patrick Melton has been doing a show for like 15+ years ripping on cows. He kept it to Las Vegas lunatics and the comedy scene and never really made any waves until a few months ago. Since then, he's zeroed in on the Imholts and just wrecked them. Melton's Nobody Likes Onions is like Pod Awful if it wasn't all fan fiction role play and gayops. NLO hasn't really done too much on Rekeita, but did cover the hot tub stream, and is clued in to the idea that when the Rekeitas are around, the Imholts get up to sus shenanigans.

Sounds like Melton sucks. I heard him rip on Aaron for how in the other citation it says Aaron told the officer "Okay boss" but I've never heard him mention this:

 

[daffodils]

Nick was 48 minutes late for his stream, then came on and canceled because of a "very important personal issue".

https://rumble.com/v4p6435-a-lawsuit-over-an-orally-conceived-pregnancy-megan-fox-helps-me-understand.html

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Finally finished this last night. I hope you all enjoy my efforts.

Sir Balldolot and the Kiwinavian Prudes
A Kiwi Farms Music Video

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This is magic. I had forgotten how AWESOME a tune “Sword of the Highlands” is, and now I get to listen to Manowar while laughing at Balldo all at once. A+, fren.

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EDIT: The stream where April left the show is here:

What an absolute knobgobbler. Amhole and Nick deserve each other. They’re obviously two homosexuals who despise their wives, their children, and God. April and Kayla may not be saints, but holy moly. Look at what they’re saddled with. This whole thread the past week has been one big cry for help.

Also, why was Nick wandering around naked in a towel at a hotel? (Rhetorical question, it’s because he’s a fag being a fag, doing fag things.)

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Nick was 48 minutes late for his stream, then came on and canceled because of a "very important personal issue".

https://rumble.com/v4p6435-a-lawsuit-over-an-orally-conceived-pregnancy-megan-fox-helps-me-understand.html

Showing up this late, just to cancel on stream, still played the intro and outro. Fucking wild. The way he can't even "meet" the audience's gaze.

So, his mods shill their own begging links during his streams? That's great.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I hope this isnt too off topic.I got bored on dragons dogma 2.... so i created this monstrosity ((aka Nick)) P.S sorry I couldnt figure out how to spoiler themView attachment 5902019View attachment 5902021

That's an excellent start but you have to thin the hair out a bit on the top and make it look more gay.

...what the fuck is going on with his fingernails.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

New stream record. 1min 37secs before he bailed

 

[potatoflopper]

That's an excellent start but you have to thin the hair out a bit on the top and make it look more gay.

This is the best i could get it. The character creator isnt that in depth. But i did make sure to get the random face bruise ((probubly didnt show up in the pic)) and tatoos lol

 

[potatoflopper]

Heres him in motion lol ((sorry again still cant figure out the spoiler thing on mobile))

 

[feral cat #6385]

This is the best i could get it. The character creator isnt that in depth. But i did make sure to get the random face bruise ((probubly didnt show up in the pic)) and tatoos lol

Oh I can see it. That looks great!

Perfectly understandable that it can't be made more gay. The developers probably couldn't fathom that there could be someone as gay as Nick Rekieta.

Looks like Nick's Janny is quite the opportunist.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

New stream record. 1min 37secs before he bailed

nah man, it's smart because that incel prude @elb can't have any material to clip out of context. Enjoy your evening stalker clippers.

 

[Chibitzen]

Finally finished this last night. I hope you all enjoy my efforts.

Sir Balldolot and the Kiwinavian Prudes
A Kiwi Farms Music Video

Kudos to the work involved. There has to be a Part 2 to this eventually, surely. It's too brilliant. Well done, Farmer.

 

[Potatoherder]

Playboard isn't showing the stream. I skimmed the yt video and he got no superchats so technically it's a $0 stream for those who are playing the bingo. Muted user was posting links.

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[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

nah man, it's smart because that incel prude @elb can't have any material to clip out of context. Enjoy your evening stalker clippers.

1 min 37 sec stream, still clipped "out of context".

Playboard isn't showing the stream. I skimmed the yt video and he got no superchats so technically it's a $0 stream for those who are playing the bingo. Muted user was posting links.

While technically true, seems like it breaks the spirit of bingo.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Kudos to the work involved. There has to be a Part 2 to this eventually, surely. It's too brilliant. Well done, Farmer.

I have a potential sequel in mind, but I need a break first - that video from start to finish took 3 weeks to make. Now granted, a lot of that time was me fumbling around learning how to use DaVinci Resolve to the point where I was comfortable with it, but still.

I really don't want to quote all the different posts from today, but thanks all for the nice words. I put all the 'tism I had into that shitpost, and to see it get such remarks not just on here, but on Elissa's YouTube comments too. Appreciated frens.

 

[ChromaQuack]

DaVinci Resolve

Oh you poor soul starting on that bloated piece of shit.

Just get a totally legit and legal Vegas .iso file, your mental health will thank you.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I can exclusively reveal the reason for the cancellation, forty-five minutes after the show was scheduled to begin.

Lady Gollum has officially has officially run out of Star Trek to watch. I’m sorry to have to be the one who breaks this news.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

I can exclusively reveal the reason for the cancellation, forty-five minutes after the show was scheduled to begin.

Lady Gollum has officially has officially run out of Star Trek to watch. I’m sorry to have to be the one who breaks this news.

It's fine. There's another long-ass space opera series she can pick up now. I believe it's a parody of Spaceballs but much gayer.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Finally finished this last night. I hope you all enjoy my efforts.

Sir Balldolot and the Kiwinavian Prudes
A Kiwi Farms Music Video

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I would 100% watch a rock opera about Nick's life.

 

[trash cat]

Aaron's wife (who Rekieta also partied with in the hot tub) April Imholte got a speeding ticket ... [April Imholte] is being represented by Nick Rekieta..

I always look forward to reading your posts fren. They are insightful, original, and entertaining.

Showing up this late, just to cancel on stream, still played the intro and outro. Fucking wild. The way he can't even "meet" the audience's gaze.

I continue to believe that these 'narcolepsy' drugs Nick's been prescribed are a big part of the accelerated crackhead program.

I genuinely think he's tweaking in addition to the alcohol. It explains the escalating totally bizarre and increasingly unreliable behavior.



Look at that vein on his temple!

Oh lastly his voice sounds very coarse and dehydrated. (From not sleeping?)

When Nick was named lolcow of the year, a few people were upset that more deserving (and better producing) cows should have gotten the award.

Well, Nick Rekieta continues to deliver!