Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick seems to have alienated the actual Cumia hanger-ons like that one comedian chick.

Chrissy Mayer? She just had a baby and has been on hiatus, FYI. I hope they keep the child out of the internet spotlight.


In other news, this is what replaced Nick's show content in his LOCALS chat during his show's former timeselot:

Spoiler: Riveting LOCALS conversation.

For the old-time watchers, Ass Wednesday has made a resurgence, but they are posting stills from OF, pornos, and the like. Not their own images, AFAICT.

 

[AltisticRight]

I thought it was one of those like insulated cups that wine aunts use, but you're right. It looks a lot more like some kind of sippy cup.

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Looks like Minnie Mouse on it. Looks like a sort of nipple sticking out on the top there.

Not an exact match but yeah, that's an infant a toddler bottle. What is it doing there and WHY????


Edit: the two handles are for a toddler to grab onto while drinking. Bottles for infants generally don't have that.

 

[Harm]

Not an exact match but yeah, that's an infant bottle. What is it doing there and WHY????
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I'm struggling to come up with a good reason. The closest I could get from the bottom of my mental barrel is maybe they have children and they're slobbish retards who didn't have any clean cups besides the child's sippy cup, so he put his morning coffee into it for the stream. Even then, that's not an excuse so much as it is the lightest of hypothetical indictments.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm struggling to come up with a good reason. The closest I could get from the bottom of my mental barrel is maybe they have children and they're slobbish retards who didn't have any clean cups besides the child's sippy cup, so he put his morning coffee into it for the stream. Even then, that's not an excuse so much as it is the lightest of hypothetical indictments.

They're coomers, so this is something they use for their sick roleplay fetishes.

 

[AnOminous]

That also happens to be the same day that Aaron said on Steel Toe there was shit going on between him and April. As you say, she apparently hasn't been on Steel Toe since. I, and a few other people, were thinking at the time that Nick's personal shit might be related to Aaron's personal shit.

Gay lover spat? Or if not, who cucked who?

 

[velvetelvis]

Is that a baby cup sitting in front of Aaron on the desk? Why?

Quote didn’t insert, the video posted by @daffodils

A listener sent it in as a gag gift because Aaron's limp wrists have a tenancy to launch liquids all over his Roadcaster three or four times per show, occasionally resulting in aborted shows due to short circuits. Rather than use it for water, he plays with it like a fidget spinner.

For those that want to get up to speed on Steel Toe: Patrick Melton has been doing a show for like 15+ years ripping on cows. He kept it to Las Vegas lunatics and the comedy scene and never really made any waves until a few months ago. Since then, he's zeroed in on the Imholts and just wrecked them. Melton's Nobody Likes Onions is like Pod Awful if it wasn't all fan fiction role play and gayops. NLO hasn't really done too much on Rekeita, but did cover the hot tub stream, and is clued in to the idea that when the Rekeitas are around, the Imholts get up to sus shenanigans.

Speaking of, I dunno if anybody else caught it, but back on the 2nd, Nick tweeted out "No show tonight. Personal Bullshit. See you tomorrow."

IIRC this was also the time when the Steel Toes were having a personal meltdown as well. I think this has to do with Aaron's retarded custody situation. He was hauled back in to court to renegotiate terms around then.

History: Aaron has 3 kids, and cheated on his ex wife when she was pregnant with the last. Hes fighting for custody of a child he never even knew. April is fighting to be a part time step mom, and has now quit her job due to internet bullying. Aaron managed to get 2 speeding tickets, and April got a speeding ticket as well in that month or so. Household stress is through the roof. Aaron let it slip a few times that Nick was providing them with some unspecified help (probably notarizing documents)

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/us-politics-general.111266/post-18157857

Cross posting from Politics thread. Joe/ Good Logic/ Jew Logic has filed a motion to appeal Trump’s gag order. Odds that he wins and Nick makes an actually uncomfortable antisemitic joke? I want it to happen because it’d be funny.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/us-politics-general.111266/post-18157857

Cross posting from Politics thread. Joe/ Good Logic/ Jew Logic has filed a motion to appeal Trump’s gag order. Odds that he wins and Nick makes an actually uncomfortable antisemitic joke? I want it to happen because it’d be funny.

Joe tried to "help" balldoman by having MANdy call into his dumb show and accidentally ended up revealing his true identity putting the final nail in the balldoman coffin. Joe tries to "help" Trumps lawyers and...

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Steel Toe is a virtually unclippable mess due to the sheer number of hours the drama and stupidity take place over. Its my favorite soap opera since the Gunt. This week on the Toe, April's fled the barn, and may be shacking up with a new bull. She hasn't been seen in a week, after being broken by mean words on the internet. However, she's still taking a salary thanks to the far beyond DSP-tier begging. Its an exquisitely terrible show.

Yeah that's my question. Where is April?

Aaron's ring appears to have been on and off since the beginning of this drama. He used to always wear it.

When he discussed visiting Rekieta's yesterday, I noticed something: he was talking about how HE was going to the Rekieta's "I know I'm gonna go hang out with Nick and his family..." but then a few minutes later he talks about April as if she was going to be there.

Were they going together? Or were they meeting there?

History: Aaron has 3 kids, and cheated on his ex wife when she was pregnant with the last. Hes fighting for custody of a child he never even knew.

What's the actual lore on that? I've read people saying that. Is this actually documented in detail somewhere? I guess this would have been back when he had the real radio show.

It's surprising this show doesn't have its own thread. I'm just finding out about all the lore like how he tried to become an amateur boxer but got knocked out in the first round by a guy who shit talked him after for not preparing seriously. And then the second guy I couldn't find a video of but he lost to someone who appears to be a high school kid?

EDIT:

IIRC this was also the time when the Steel Toes were having a personal meltdown as well. I think this has to do with Aaron's retarded custody situation. He was hauled back in to court to renegotiate terms around then.

Nick cancelled a show due to "personal bullshit" on the exact same day that Aaron announced that April was taking a hiatus.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

i don’t know who’s cucking who in this whole April and Aaron tbh

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I'm struggling to come up with a good reason. The closest I could get from the bottom of my mental barrel is maybe they have children and they're slobbish retards who didn't have any clean cups besides the child's sippy cup, so he put his morning coffee into it for the stream. Even then, that's not an excuse so much as it is the lightest of hypothetical indictments.

Child sippy cups are gross. You get inoculated to a lot of gross things as a parent, but every time I see a child's sippy cup and the nipple is filled with cheese I gag a bit.

So I can only conclude Steel Toe is a degenerate into age play which is on theme for Nick's thread at this point.

Edit:

Aaron let it slip a few times that Nick was providing them with some unspecified help (probably notarizing documents)

Nick providing terrible legal services to his gay lover friend is the spice this thread needs.

 

[FedPostalService]

lol, I forgot that Steel Toe guy is the guy who’s wife said on stream he’d never given her an orgasm.

 

[Sam Losco]

If someone is going to make a thread for Aaron (a good idea tbh) don't forget to add this:

https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/central-minnesota-morning-show-host-resigns-after-repeatedly-body-shaming-iowa-female-host

Aaron Imholte, the now-former host of the Steel Toe Morning Show on "Rockin' 101" WHMH-FM in St. Cloud, repeatedly lashed out with vulgar and misogynistic comments about KAZR Des Moines morning co-host Heather Lee during his Nov. 20 show.

Imholte called Lee "fat," "a pig," and "diabetic" while joking that "pitbulls should eat her." He also encouraged listeners to comment on KAZR's Facebook page that Lee uses racist language in her private time and said a woman on a morning radio show is a "problem for the industry."

Apparently he had applied for the job she got.

Spoiler: Heather Lee BTW

Sounds like exactly the type of "humor" Nick likes.

So he cost himself a job with his edgy humor and but got to keep the show name to continue using out of his basement studio.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

lol, I forgot that Steel Toe guy is the guy who’s wife said on stream he’d never given her an orgasm.

I mean just look at him

 

[AnOminous]

So he cost himself a job with his edgy humor and but got to keep the show name to continue using out of his basement studio.

Lmao that's fat to this loser faggot with a face for the sex offender registry?

Extra style points for simultaneous soggy knees and "waaaaah reeeeee she's WAYCISS!"

 

[Captain Manning]

Gay lover spat? Or if not, who cucked who?

No idea. I could only speculate, and I am not sure that would particularly benefit the thread any.

I do think though... in general... @velvetelvis is onto something when he says you might be able to gain more insight as to what is going on with Nick by seeing what's going on with Aaron and April. The two households appear to have grown fairly close over the past few months. That apparent relationship is also why I can't agree Nick has no local friends.

Suffice it to say, I think there's some weirdness going on between the Rekietas and Imholtes, and I am confident I am not the only person who believes that.

I would look into Steel Toe more, but for the fact I find them immensely boring for the most part. Aaron certainly seems like an idiot, but he just doesn't have quite the narcissistic drug and alcohol fueled lunacy that seems to hold many a Farmer's interest in Nick. At least based upon what I've seen thus far (him losing his shit at Heather Lee, and then being forced to resign from terrestrial radio, is pretty funny though).

When he discussed visiting Rekieta's yesterday, I noticed something: he was talking about how HE was going to the Rekieta's "I know I'm gonna go hang out with Nick and his family..." but then a few minutes later he talks about April as if she was going to be there.

Were they going together? Or were they meeting there?

For whatever it's worth, my theory during the 2nd was that Nick cancelled because April was over at Nick's that night. Can I prove it? No. I just think it odd he cancels the same night Aaron says they are having problems and she's gonna be MIA.

Apparently he had applied for the job she got.

Spoiler: Heather Lee BTW

Sounds like exactly the type of "humor" Nick likes.

Oh yeah, Heather Lee is totally a heifer.

I mean, by Nick's unhealthy standards, maybe.

EDIT: Elaboration.

 

[Sam Losco]

Lmao that's fat to this loser faggot with a face for the sex offender registry?

Oh yeah, Heather Lee is totally a heifer.

I mean, by Nick's unhealthy standards, maybe.

To be honest, I did see one photo where she looked fatter so she may have lost weight since then, not sure. Pics of her not being fat but actually a little hot are what I found while searching on my phone at work.

 

[thebigdream]

For whatever it's worth, my theory during the 2nd was that Nick cancelled because April was over at Nick's that night. Can I prove it? No. I just think it odd he cancels the same night Aaron says they are having problems and she's gonna be MIA.

Nick destroyed her pussy with the Balldo, it's the only possibility.

 

[potatoflopper]

Aaron let it slip a few times that Nick was providing them with some unspecified help (probably notarizing documents

I hope hes not notarizing their documents! His notary license is inactive ((based on MNs notary search website Link to MNs notary search)) ((sorry if my formatting is off on mobile and first post))
Edit: search inactive when searching for nick

 

[Captain Manning]

To be honest, I did see one photo where she looked fatter so she may have lost weight since then, not sure. Pics of her not being fat but actually a little hot are what I found while searching on my phone at work.

Sure, but can we also take a moment to appreciate the fact this dumb nigger apparently thought it was a brilliant move to claim somebody is unqualified to be on RADIO because of their weight?

Wasn't Rush Limbaugh also a lard-ass for most of his life?

I can see why he and Nick like each other. They're both morons who seem to throw the most retarded of tantrums when they take an L, experience somebody surpassing them in some way, or they otherwise don't get they want.