SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

This sort of "world-building" is boring because it's less about the stories told via SCP entries and more about coming up with more useless details to fulfill their need to obsessively catalog everything. More pointless details, more useless backstory, more this more that.
Homestuck satellite SCP is like the pinnacle example of this even a few years later. All this extraneous shit about alien satellites and then the actual entity is just like "HIIII welcome to my tumblr blog!". Somehow it's not supposed to be an ironic or funny thing, no this is supposed to be 100% taken seriously as a character because all this background flavor text supposedly legitimizes a blatant self insert for the troon author as an SCP entity.
 
Homestuck satellite SCP is like the pinnacle example of this even a few years later. All this extraneous shit about alien satellites and then the actual entity is just like "HIIII welcome to my tumblr blog!". Somehow it's not supposed to be an ironic or funny thing, no this is supposed to be 100% taken seriously as a character because all this background flavor text supposedly legitimizes a blatant self insert for the troon author as an SCP entity.
And yet people didn't see the writing on the wall or dismissed it as either paranoia and/or bigotry. I pray RPC doesn't get as popular, ever, we don't need the shit that happened to SCP to happen there too.
 
"Safe" literally covers this classification of "no need to contain and no threat".
They're not necessarily "Safe" in the sense of posing no danger whatsoever, but they can be reliably contained to the point that short of a failure in containment procedure, they pose no real threat. Often they pose no real threat even if not contained. Euclids are very often incredibly dangerous, but can also generally be reliably contained, although the difficulty of doing so may be high. Keter, though, are not only extremely dangerous, sometimes even posing apocalyptic levels of threat, but on top of that, are extremely difficult to contain or can't even be reliably contained, like SCP-682. And 682 isn't even really an apocalypse event, just a lot of broken shit and dead people event, since it can generally be re-contained. It would definitely want to kill everyone, but its major issue is being basically indestructible and hostile and difficult to contain.
 
682 isn't even really an apocalypse event, just a lot of broken shit and dead people event, since it can generally be re-contained. It would definitely want to kill everyone, but its major issue is being basically indestructible and hostile and difficult to contain.
682 is literally just a crocodile with human level intelligence that fucking hates people. They found it after it was being fucked with some random people who it killed and then they proceeded to give it all the reason to want to kill everyone in the fucking facility by performing experiments on just how good it's healing factor was by dumping it in acid and shit which is 100% what some shady 3 letter organization would do to some random weird animal they came across. One of the stronger/more memorable ones for that level of simplicity.
 
They're not necessarily "Safe" in the sense of posing no danger whatsoever, but they can be reliably contained to the point that short of a failure in containment procedure, they pose no real threat. Often they pose no real threat even if not contained. Euclids are very often incredibly dangerous, but can also generally be reliably contained, although the difficulty of doing so may be high. Keter, though, are not only extremely dangerous, sometimes even posing apocalyptic levels of threat, but on top of that, are extremely difficult to contain or can't even be reliably contained, like SCP-682. And 682 isn't even really an apocalypse event, just a lot of broken shit and dead people event, since it can generally be re-contained. It would definitely want to kill everyone, but its major issue is being basically indestructible and hostile and difficult to contain.
I remember my SCP autism a good amount, and the biggest point I heard to explain the classification system was the Box Analogy, which asserts that classification are based on what would happen if the object was theoretically put in a locked box and then left alone (its containment procedures): a Safe Object will be functionally inert as long as the box is left alone since it has easy maintenance requirements and is mostly understood, Euclids have unpredictable actions inside the box since they are either not thoroughly understood or are sentient beings capable of acting erratically, and Keter objects can practically be guaranteed to get out of the box since they require such extensive maintenance procedures that tend to entail how to put it back in the box than keeping it there. None of these imply any danger level for the object classes and instead focus on what it takes to contain them and the reliability of containment; Keter doesn't necessarily mean something is extremely dangerous even if most hard-to-contain Skips are that way due to being intelligent and belligerent, and plenty of Safe Objects are still liable to fuck you up if you decide to mess with them. Shame then that Euclid and Keter became so associated with being weird and dangerous that everybody insists on their special snowflake object class instead of picking one that already exists or determining that something isn't really an anomalous object that needs to be kept under lock and key, as the Foundation's supposedly focused on.
 
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None of these imply any danger level for the object classes and instead focus on what it takes to contain them and the reliability of containment
Too lazy to check but I'm pretty sure the milk that's actually a parasitic/virus thing that looks and tastes like milk is under the "safe" classification. There ain't really anything safe about being infected by that shit because if you don't set up shit to get it drained from your system indefinitely you end up as a braindead immobile lump with a "milk" tumor taking up the whole of your front torso. Lots of "fate worse than death" shit with the "safe" object SCPS. Just make sure nobody interacts with the "safe" ones that have murder or disfigurement/distortion aspects and it's really easy to keep them contained.
 
None of these imply any danger level for the object classes and instead focus on what it takes to contain them and the reliability of containment; Keter doesn't necessarily mean something is extremely dangerous even if most hard-to-contain Skips are that way due to being intelligent and belligerent, and plenty of Safe Objects are still liable to fuck you up if you decide to mess with them. Shame then that Euclid and Keter became so associated with being weird and dangerous that everybody insists on their special snowflake object class instead of picking one that already exists or determining that something isn't really an anomalous object that needs to be kept under lock and key, as the Foundation's supposedly focused on.
See, this is why the RPC Authority's system is superior.

They have separate containment ratings for actually rating how easy something is to contain or not. Alpha is their equivalent of "safe", stuff that can basically be put into a box and left there, as long as you don't mess with it or trigger its very specific triggers that cause it to become dangerous. Beta has no real equivalent, or, if you want to be pedantic, is for the easier to contain "euclid" anomalies. Basically, its stuff that presents some difficulty and unpredictability in containment. Anything that is sentient/sapient/autonomous gets put here by default. Basically anything that capable of unpredictability or isn't fully understood goes here. Gamma is the actual "euclid" equivalent, and is for those anomalies that are actually difficult to contain, whose containment procedures are "frequently inconsistent, expensive or complex." This is for anomalies that are still not scientifically understood, are actively trying to break containment, is at such a scale that active containment requires a lot of resources. And then we have Omega, which is their "Keter" equivalent", meant for the anomalies that are the hardest to contain or are effectively uncontainable. These are the anomalies that are threat to global normalcy, but that doesn't mean they are inherently dangerous. At this level, containment may focus on simply preventing the spread of knowledge rather than trying to physically contain the object.

See how easy that is? Clear, concise, and to the point.

After that, there are secondary classes that follow the object class, which primarily deal with the anomalies current state and utility, not its containment. There are only three of these: Explained (EX), for things once thought anomalous but now explained with science; Neutralized (NT), for things that were once anomalous, but whose anomalous properties have become inert (neutralized only refers to the anomalous properties, not the state of the object itself); and Utility (UT), for anomalous object actively employed by the RPCA, including anomalies being used to contain other anomalies. This was formerly its own object class, Theta, which is still used in some older documents.

Once again, clear, concise and to the point. There aren't ten thousand variations of the same class. Its all easy to explain and easy to apply to any situation.

Then, finally, we get to the actual Lethality rating, which tells you how dangerous something is. White means that an RCP is non-lethal or even beneficial. Yellow is for stuff that is easy to avoid, or only situationally dangerous. Orange, is for stuff that is capable of being very dangerous, but not guaranteed to display hostility. Red is for the stuff that's constantly lethal, making direct exposure a continuous risk. Purple are the mass killers, capable of wiping out entire populations or killing en masse. And finally, black is for the world destroying shit. The stuff that causes an apocalyptic scenario.

Once again: clear, concise, and to the point.

And just to make things extra easy to understand, there's a separate Threat and Hazard Code that explains things in pictograms so that you can immediately understand how something is dangerous.
 
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Keter doesn't necessarily mean something is extremely dangerous even if most hard-to-contain Skips are that way due to being intelligent and belligerent, and plenty of Safe Objects are still liable to fuck you up if you decide to mess with them.
An example of that kind of Keter would be 106. The "Old Man" SCP. Often escapes, but generally only kills one person before returning to dormancy.
 
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An example of that kind of Keter would be 106. The "Old Man" SCP. Often escapes, but generally only kills one person before returning to dormancy.
That may be true, but the fact that 106 is pacified quickly still requires the brutal suffering and inevitable death of his bait, which is a lot more concerning than “SCP tends to get out and we have to put a lot of effort to put it back in its box.”
 
t. white man wearing a dress

no one believed he was a woman so he used his PSYCHIC POWERS to erase the concept of him being a man from their minds
can someone just mercy kill the site already
This is especially hilarious when there's already an object that can change your gender completely, one of the very early ones in fact, SCP-113. Further proving that being a tranny is an ideology and state of m(ental)I(llness)nd rather than genuinely wanting to be the opposite gender, which is already psychologist worthy. Wanting to be special rather than an average person.
 
didnt it give you cancer or something but it was rewritten so it had no downsides
Nah, it was completely safe. Newest version will kill you if you're in poor health due to how intense the process was. Take a look at the older one if you want. It's actually the reverse of what you wrote, it had no downsides but now it does, causing problems and outright death if used too many times. Also holy shit I just remembered that the folks who made the original Containment Breach game made Barotrauma, nice.
 
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