What even was the theme for 8k again?
The writer should be demoted to Class D and be put on 682 duty.
Watch out or he'll give you a kiss from a rose
The Sommerfield is probably one of my favorite SCPs. Not just because its well written, and it castigates one of the most overused concepts in SCP (the Scranton Anchor), but the world it helps present.
And here I thought there were no good ones after 1000 but the IKEA store. (That's an exaggeration of course but the wheat to chaff level is abysmally low now.)
apollyon is when an anomaly cant be contained (its keter)
My headcanon is that the Ticonderoga classification was created by a bunch of researchers who got drunk on April Fool's Day and decided to play a prank by making it sound so fucking retarded that it would never realistically get used, but then it did.Can't Secure, Can't Contain, Nothing to Protect From
Safe, Euclid, and Keter were good enough for my granddaddy and his granddaddy before him. They are good enough for anyone. Get off my lawn, you damn kids.
I remain, even in 2024, astounded that a "thousand" contest winner is, by the author's own submission, a lightly fictionalised piece of autobiography about his anxieties about failure, poor self esteem, and grief over his mother's death.
Sounds to me like you're looking to trivialize and downplay the lived experiences(TM) of our esteemed LGBTQIA++ author community you fucking bigot
The "author community" has wrecked everything good about the initial project. There is a clique of shut-in, depressed trannies who are only writing for each other, and they write more and more convoluted bullshit in the aim of impressing each other. The whole project has long since become an unenjoyable fanwank. Nothing meaningful can be done as the "community" insists on a laughable standard of gatekeeping the newer authors whilst ejaculating weakly over whatever mince [edit: I took out a name for fairness] has shat out and coldposted that week.
Class Ticonderoga
