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What even was the theme for 8k again?Maybe the real SCP-8000 is the friends we made along the way
The writer should be demoted to Class D and be put on 682 duty.even if he cut out all the quirky characters and in-jokes, the idea is still retarded and the writer should atone for his sins
Watch out or he'll give you a kiss from a roseIs that a fucking Seal snake? What is this shit? Where's the actual article?
The Sommerfield is probably one of my favorite SCPs. Not just because its well written, and it castigates one of the most overused concepts in SCP (the Scranton Anchor), but the world it helps present.https://youtube.com/watch?v=nEYrsbs1ZPci really liked this SCP and thevolgun's voice acting added so much to the story
but this would have worked better if the author had cut the containment procedures and wrote it like an after-action report, because the procedures just repeated what was said in the addenda
also the indian man calling the director a racist for killing someone was retarded
Yes, as are the authors nowadays.the indian man calling the director a racist for killing someone was retarded
And here I thought there were no good ones after 1000 but the IKEA store. (That's an exaggeration of course but the wheat to chaff level is abysmally low now.)The Sommerfield is probably one of my favorite SCPs. Not just because its well written, and it castigates one of the most overused concepts in SCP (the Scranton Anchor), but the world it helps present.
So it's Apollyon with extra steps?
apollyon is when an anomaly cant be contained (its keter)So it's Apollyon with extra steps?
Can't Secure, Can't Contain, Nothing to Protect Fromwhat is the point of an SCP when it doesnt need a special containment procedure
My headcanon is that the Ticonderoga classification was created by a bunch of researchers who got drunk on April Fool's Day and decided to play a prank by making it sound so fucking retarded that it would never realistically get used, but then it did.Can't Secure, Can't Contain, Nothing to Protect From
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Safe, Euclid, and Keter were good enough for my granddaddy and his granddaddy before him. They are good enough for anyone. Get off my lawn, you damn kids.My headcanon is that the Ticonderoga classification was created by a bunch of researchers who got drunk on April Fool's Day and decided to play a prank by making it sound so fucking retarded that it would never realistically get used, but then it did.
I remain, even in 2024, astounded that a "thousand" contest winner is, by the author's own submission, a lightly fictionalised piece of autobiography about his anxieties about failure, poor self esteem, and grief over his mother's death.The picture is just a little dingleberry topping the whole shit package. Scroll down to the containment procedures and it's immediately made clear to you that this article is not in fact a real SCP article and instead it's going to be some retard's 2735th attempt at another cringy """subversive""" novel about the world ending and both characters behave like something you'd read in a tumblr self-insert fanfiction. Fuck's sake, if there was something like a writing-gore.net domain, you could just redirect that shit to SCP at this point. Every article breaks every rule and does everything wrong.
Sounds to me like you're looking to trivialize and downplay the lived experiences(TM) of our esteemed LGBTQIA++ author community you fucking bigotI remain, even in 2024, astounded that a "thousand" contest winner is, by the author's own submission, a lightly fictionalised piece of autobiography about his anxieties about failure, poor self esteem, and grief over his mother's death.
Many great works of art have included these ingredients but this... this is literally a guy recounting minor disappointments in a pretty sweet life overall with only the narrowest of SCP gloss over it.
The "author community" has wrecked everything good about the initial project. There is a clique of shut-in, depressed trannies who are only writing for each other, and they write more and more convoluted bullshit in the aim of impressing each other. The whole project has long since become an unenjoyable fanwank. Nothing meaningful can be done as the "community" insists on a laughable standard of gatekeeping the newer authors whilst ejaculating weakly over whatever mince [edit: I took out a name for fairness] has shat out and coldposted that week.Sounds to me like you're looking to trivialize and downplay the lived experiences(TM) of our esteemed LGBTQIA++ author community you fucking bigot
Class Ticonderoga