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[batteredpancakes]

TiF upset because yaoi makes her dysphoric now.

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M/M fanfic making me dysphoric
When I was a teenager, I loved reading "slash", gay fanfiction. I did not know I was trans then, and in the last year I've started reading fanfics again. My main ship is a straight pairing, but occasionally I will try to read a M/M story and be fine, a little jealous, but fine.

I was just trying to read a sequel to a gay fic I had finished months ago and enjoyed, but as I got to the steamy parts, I started having a dreadfully sad feeling all over my body and had to close the tab. Those realizations that I will never get to have this kind of sexual interaction with someone because I don't have a penis hit me like a ton of bricks.

I have prosthetics, and I feel perfectly fine when using them. But these feelings still washed over me and made me feel absolutely terrible. And I gotta admit, I'm bummed I won't get to see the ending to the story thanks to dysphoria.

Also I checked and this is a 37yo woman with a husband and 2 kids. She's just had top surgery.
bonus comment:

All your fujoshi friends are TiFs now? hmm

 

[Potato Burrito]

I recall reading a story on Reddit by a very confused woman, who had invited a troon over for a girls night.

(Well, the troon had invited himself, basically.)

The whole night turned out very strange… From the troon showing up in underwear, while all the other girls were just wearing their most comfortable pajamas, to the troon constantly trying to bring up some coom/perverted talk… Finally, without any warning the troons takes a pillow, screams “PILLOW FIIIGHT!” And smacks the pillow full force into one of the girls head. She gets knocked off the bed and has a nosebleed.

I'm late, catching up on the thread.

This is the Reddit post you're talking about. I remembered reading that too. It looks like the post was removed by jannies but details remain in the comments, like OP talking about getting hit so hard it gave her a migraine.


Apparently OP also discussed it in r/itsafetish (RIP) so circlebroke2 (what ever that is?) was convinced it was TERF fiction.

https://www.reddit.com/r/circlebroke2/comments/cjyp0x/obviously_fake_story_is_obvious/

From the circlebroke2 post we get more direct quotes from the original post.



And complaining.


r/circlebroke2 also has the entire post archived: https://archive.fo/FFnb6

Mobilefag, excuse my lazy formatting

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Step 1: troon says "I'm gonna put myself up on facebook!"

https://old.reddit.com/r/TransLater/comments/1868bdt/just_literally_put_myself_out_on_fb/

It had to be done im 4 months in everyone that is very close in my circle knows loves and supports but I felt it needed to be known to everyone so I can walk with my head high and move forward hardest thing I ever done I just did it and now scared to even open fb still shaking but it’s all over I am me and that’s all that matters at the end of the day no more hiding

Step 2: troon whines about being made fun of for being an ugly troon

https://old.reddit.com/r/TransLater/comments/1c2mamb/trans_phobes_stealing_my_fb_post_to_do_whatever/

So I was wondering is there some kind of trans phone fb group out these cause all these people stole my post and then started commenting all this hate I have no idea who they are it’s funny they take my old pics from before laser and a lot of Changes their sad reality is we end beautiful and can’t be clocked so they go for anything where They can push their weird agenda smh but please If someone knows of where this could be please let me know

 

[Fapcop]

I'm late, catching up on the thread.

This is the Reddit post you're talking about. I remembered reading that too. It looks like the post was removed by jannies but details remain in the comments, like OP talking about getting hit so hard it gave her a migraine.
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Apparently OP also discussed it in r/itsafetish (RIP) so circlebroke2 (what ever that is?) was convinced it was TERF fiction.

https://www.reddit.com/r/circlebroke2/comments/cjyp0x/obviously_fake_story_is_obvious/

From the circlebroke2 post we get more direct quotes from the original post.

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And complaining.
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r/circlebroke2 also has the entire post archived: https://archive.fo/FFnb6

Mobilefag, excuse my lazy formatting

Thank you!

I was looking for it too but couldn’t find it.

 

[Positron]

She should abort -- herself and her husband.

This is either a #thathappened post or some freak really is teaching elementary schoolers about the progress pride flag in their classroom

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It is indeed okay to be sus to your teachers.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

Step 1: troon says "I'm gonna put myself up on facebook!"

https://old.reddit.com/r/TransLater/comments/1868bdt/just_literally_put_myself_out_on_fb/

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Step 2: troon whines about being made fun of for being an ugly troon

https://old.reddit.com/r/TransLater/comments/1c2mamb/trans_phobes_stealing_my_fb_post_to_do_whatever/

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Not sure why but the comment that just says, "faggot," made my day.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

Found this monstrosity lurking in the r/neopets which for those out of the loop is a early 2000's kids web browser game, now populated with mostly middle aged women playing dress up.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Gender affirmed by gay capuchin

I will never read Y: The Last Man the same way again. I mean, I will probably never read it again, but if I do I won't read it the same way.

Perfectly safe:

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Has anybody been diagnosed with IIH?​

Hi guys,
For the last couple of months I’ve had some health concerns that finally came to a head last week. After a stint at A&E, my neurologist suspects that I have a condition called IIH (he needs to do further tests to confirm this for sure); however, he explained that this is only really seen in overweight women. I’m not overweight and I’ve been on T for approximately 7 years now, post top surgery and hysterectomy etc.
To cut a long story short, he thinks that it is being caused by my testosterone and honestly, I can’t wrap my head around it. I did a little google post appointment and I can see that there have been 5 known cases of trans men suffering from IIH (apparently- I need to read more about this so it may be way more than 5).
I’m due to have an MRI and another spinal tap to officially diagnose it but as it stands right now, the neurologist made it sound as if I have to decide between continuing T and therefore continuing to have this health problem, or stopping T and seeing if it helps.
I am not going to make any decision until after the extra tests as they may have it completely wrong and I actually have something else. I am just curious to see if anybody else has been seen for this before.
I’m uk based and waiting to be given an appointment, they suspect it’ll be several months.

Her body is reacting to years of abuse by trying to kill the brain. Wiki explains:

Idiopathic intracranial hypertension (IIH), previously known as pseudotumor cerebri and benign intracranial hypertension, is a condition characterized by increased intracranial pressure (pressure around the brain) without a detectable cause.[2] The main symptoms are headache, vision problems, ringing in the ears, and shoulder pain.[1][2] Complications may include vision loss.[2]

About 2 per 100,000 people are newly affected per year.[4] The condition most commonly affects women aged 20–50.[2] Women are affected about 20 times more often than men.[2] The condition was first described in 1897.[1]

There are so many ways this one can go:

r/ftm

•Posted by u/420xanz

MtF girlfriend detransing, told me that they want to be in a gay relationship … confused​

my girlfriend is detransitioning after 7 yrs of us dating. im a trans guy, consider myself straight i guess, before i transitioned i considered myself a lesbian. i have never dated a man, well, i guess until now.

i dont know how to feel abt it. and im scared, honestly. i am in love with this person a lot and i feel like it wouldn’t make sense to break up. and nothing has changed really.

i just don’t know what my life is going to look like from here on out. i never wanted to date a man and now i’m probably going to end up marrying one and have to tell people for the rest of my life i am?

i don’t really know how to feel at all. and i don’t want to talk to them about it yet because i’m not making anyone feel bad about their identity.

i feel like nothing has changed about them, i just feel weird as fuck because i don’t know if this is something i can do

has anyone else experienced this? being t4t and then the person you’re with detransitioned? how do i even know if i can do this or how i feel about it lol

i think also it probably is making me feel even more confused bc im just now hitting a year on hormones and my body is way different than before… idk, probably before this point i wouldn’t be okay with it at all. but in my head i just feel 100% like a guy now, i look and sound like one and nobody could really take it away from me.
idk if i am gay… like, i guess i am because i’m in love with a gay man now technically but is that really a life i’m allowed to live? not sure if that makes sense. feel conflicted and the fact i don’t want to end the relationship is making me feel even more conflicted. if anyone has any advice at all i really need guidance rn

Will the homophobic ex-lesbian pooner detrans so the relationship can be straight again? Will her gay boyfriend still want to be with her if she does? Or will she become a detrans widow, and seek solace by commiserating with all the other pooners and troons who have lost a loved one to the detrans cult?

 

[AssignedEva]

Step 2: troon whines about being made fun of for being an ugly troon

It's an interesting (but bleak) subcategory of L when attractive people transition, assuming they'll become equally attractive members of the opposite sex, and then discover they haven't and are now just awkward looking.

 

[Syikeblade]

Tranny finds out that men don't usually protect other men, I especially love the part where he discovers that chasers don't see them as women.

 

[Syikeblade]

Once again gay men are jealous that men want actual women. The lgbt community really hate each other since they don't want to date their own people.
Plus I have a theory that flaming gay men aren't liked so decide to troon out.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/comments/1c1yvi6/im_sick_of_the_cis_women_have_dating_problems_too/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

 

[Procrastinhater]

We, as a country, need to have a discussion about what is considered "life-saving" care.

By "life saving care" personally I think of cancer treatment, emergency surgery following accidents or injury, brain tumor removal etc, you know, things that if not done will result in the patients death.
And by that I mean their bodies ability to maintain life functions being irreparably compromised.
Not "If you don't validate my LARP and pay for my amhole I will kill myself."
I'm not in favor of socialized medicine, but I also don't believe someone should be left without treatment for cancer or something because they can't afford treatment, or someone being turned away at the ER with a bone sticking out of their leg because they don't have insurance.
I wouldn't want troon surgeries paid for by the taxpayer anymore than I'd want diet pills and liposuction for anachans paid for. That shit is not only not life saving, its not helping the problem and its often just causing more.
If you want to have an amhole carved into your taint, fucking pay for it yourself.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

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Is it too early to post this lazy meme? This had me in hysterics.

To be fair, his gender euphoria isn't actually in shot, it's hidden away in his pants.

and from the same post:

Emily, love, he can't tell you how because you're not supposed to draw attention to the reality of sexual dimorphism in these spaces, ssshhh honey.

Do it, faget. Bet you don't actually have the courage of your convictions though, none of you ever follow through on these promises.

Next are theatrics from a troublemaking they/them trans-masc NB and an incident at the ballet involving a totally passing tranny who's so femme even the kids are fooled

Totally passing troon in question:

He gets bonus points for working as a 'frontend developer and product lead' according to his linkedin. Computer autists and trooning out, does a more iconic duo even exist anymore??

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Troons almost getting it, case #4504726262

if they are arguing over who is more a woman I don't think they should have a chil

They aren't arguing over that, she said they argued over something 'stupid' so I'd guess unrelated. What's happening here is the woman is preggo and wants to stay that way despite outside pressures and the man that wishes he was a woman is crying hysterically because it's all about him and his needs and feelings. Nothing out of the ordinary as @Geraldine says, other than both deciding to use the wrong pronouns. At least they won't "descend into mere heterosexuality" or however that jowly cunt Lavery once put it, eh!

It's an interesting (but bleak) subcategory of L when attractive people transition, assuming they'll become equally attractive members of the opposite sex, and then discover they haven't and are now just awkward looking.

It is, but this person was pretty weird and rodent-looking to begin with so they were never exactly going to trans into Margo Robbie or whatever

Tranny finds out that men don't usually protect other men, I especially love the part where he discovers that chasers don't see them as women.

The last line of that reads well. I know he's probably joking, but I also know the Supreme Gentleman got started after being butthurt at how the opposite sex were treating him .....

minor ed for formatting

 

[Things Once Remembered]

Tranny finds out that men don't usually protect other men, I especially love the part where he discovers that chasers don't see them as women.

"Real cis women can just get dick whenever they like"

incel to tranny pipeline strikes again

 

[TyrasGuard]

I mean, it's an L for everyone involved. The first two sentences are a fucking rollercoaster but here is the rest.

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I know this is par for the course and I feel silly for not expecting it. But it hurts.

She came out when I was four months postpartum with our daughter.

The first big change was she realised she 1000% did not want any more kids. This was a huge blow, we’d bonded on our first date over wanting a big family and the love and stability of that. I want another child. This is so painful.

The second big change is she realised she doesn’t think she ever actually wanted to be a parent, she was just performing the patriarchal expectation of having the “wife, the house, the kids”. Totally understandable. But fucking hurts. She says she’s dedicated to being a good and present parent to our daughter, but she’s going to stop working from home and focus on her career more.

Third, which might seem small to some people, but this is big to me. We’re a vegan household and have been for 5+ years. She has decided out of nowhere that she doesn’t want to be vegan anymore. This hurts me, I’m so passionate about animal welfare and it breaks my heart.

She’s not even started HRT yet, she starts in a couple of weeks (exciting!!!) and I’m so thrilled for her, but so nervous for the changes that might come from that. What if she leaves me for a man? What if she doesn’t love me anymore?

I know why all this has happened. I know that she’s spent so many years suffering and struggling and absorbing bits of other peoples personalities to survive as her incorrect gender.

It just hurts. We met when I was 18 and she was 23, I married her at 19. I’m 25 now and I’m a proper adult and have much more self esteem, but sometimes I just feel like I don’t have a lot outside of my love for her. She’s everything to me and I can’t fathom a life without her.

I’ve spent all my formative years with her, I built my life around her.

But we’re becoming fundamentally different people…I feel like a separation is inevitable.

I’m making plans and I’m establishing more independence for myself. I’m focusing on myself and my daughter and my wife and I are working hard on couples therapy.

tl;dr: Man troons out with 4 month old daughter, tells wife that he doesn't want more kids (even though he said he did before and as she says, it's one of the reasons why they bonded), doesn't even want to be a parent anymore, and the worst betrayal possible, he tells his wife he no longer wants to be vegan.

I feel there is more betrayal in this single story than in the entirety of Game of Thrones. Comments, of course, try to excuse the tranny by basically saying what could be summed up as "what he did is bad but listen, dysphoria is WORSE achksually".

 

[Geraldine]

She's gonna fuck that primate.

Or try, and get her face torn off instead.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

The lgbt community really hate each other since they don't want to date their own people.

Ever hear gay men talk about bisexuals? Faggots hate them.

tl;dr: Man troons out with 4 month old daughter, tells wife that he doesn't want more kids (even though he said he did before and as she says, it's one of the reasons why they bonded), doesn't even want to be a parent anymore, and the worst betrayal possible, he tells his wife he no longer wants to be vegan.

OP also posted two days ago asking about establishing "financial independence":

https://old.reddit.com/r/UKPersonalFinance/comments/1c16xbu/how_would_you_start_establishing_financial/

Please be nice. I’m going through a lot.

I’m (24F) in a marriage that is breaking down and I feel it’s time to start establishing my own financial independence. How would you begin to do this? I need help with the basics.

I left my retail job at the beginning of the pandemic due to a bereavement. I am a stay at home Mum to a toddler and I haven’t worked since 2020. I have no income aside from the £500 my partner transfers me each month for paying expenses and council tax.

I have very low financial self esteem, I have no confidence when it comes to managing my own finances. For context, I am autistic, and while I’m very independent and high functioning in other areas of my life, I have come to rely on my partner financially due to fears about money management.

I do not have a lot of support outside of my partner, as we’re an LGBT couple and a lot of my family are not accepting. I do have wonderful friends, but I’m embarrassed to ask for financial help as I feel a bit pathetic.

• My credit score is 919 according to MoneySavingExpert, I do not know how reliable that website is.
• I have no adverse credit, I have no credit cards as I’m not eligible with no income.
• I have a current account but no savings account.
• I am waiting to hear back about a peer support worker course I’m hoping to do, with goals of working in NHS mental health services. I have support from the trust I’m looking to work with in pursuing this.
• I do not know how to drive. Not sure if that’s relevant.
• In the event of a separation or divorce, I would be the primary parent in terms of custody as wife works 5 days a week and she is not interested in being a full time parent.

Any help is welcomed. I understand in the event of a divorce, I can be legally entitled to an agreed upon portion of my wife’s income. She makes good money from a tech job, around 65k after tax, I believe. She is not stingy with money and sends me whatever I need when I ask.

Thank you so much in advance, I hope this is the right sub for this.

We have an idiot who married a tranny, left her retail job four years ago and hasn't worked since, is soon to be a single mom, and is almost certainly insufferable due to the combination of being both autistic and vegan, thinks she's going to be financially independent.


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Can I, a trans man, wear fishnets?Advice (self.trans)

submitted 11 hours ago by Frankenstine26 to r/trans

So, I know this may sound like a stupid question, I just want some peace of mind. Earlier today I (M16) bought some fishnets to go underneath my jeans. My mom saw this when she walked into my room and made the comment “If you want to be a man, act like it.” and left. This bothered me quite a bit so I went to my friend (F17) for advice about what my mom had said. She proceeded to tell me that wearing feminine clothing like fishnets as a trans man is an insult to women because it’s “mocking femininity”. So is my friend right or am I justified to still be able to wear feminine clothing?

 

[Geraldine]

Cure for masturbation? TMI, buddy.
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Spoiler: Full text. Longish.

It'll be hard to write this, it's embarrassing but...

Im almost three months on hrt and after the first couple of weeks my libido went down as expected, at first I didn't even notice but after those few weeks of not having searched for any +18 content online it came to my mind that I actually used to do that, the moment that I realized that I felt happy because I was finally being able to live my life as normal once again.

I've been masturbating probably once every day since I was around 13 and haven't stopped until this year where I finally started hrt.

I've always hated having this need of masturbating, I couldn't think straight most of the time, it led me to uncomfortable conversations with some people and it almost turned into an addiction to pornography, I went to places on the internet after contents that I'm now disgusted at even thinking they're real, but I've gone after such contents because the need of pleasure was so constant that the normal stuff wouldn't satisfy me anymore, the typical start of an addiction, really.

Now that I started with hrt I finally found peace, I can do my hobbies normally without having to sexualize everything involving said hobbies, I can go days without getting an erection and the best part is that I feel less disgusted and ashamed of myself... All that if it wasn't for the fact that it's now all back...

My libido got high again and it's been hell for me, I don't think I've ever felt genuinely aroused by anything besides this need for relieving myself, after every time that I finished myself the guilt and shame struck me like a reverse orgasm (both feelings were equally intense but one was satisfying and the other... not so much).

I've never had actual sex (never had the opportunity to even ask if someone wanted to start dating me) so I don't know if I'll actually ever be able to genuinely feel pleasure and confort in doing anything arousing, I wish I could feel good masturbating because I want and not out of an irrational bodily need, but there's also the fact that I have a somewhat heavy bottom dysphoria (I absolutely hate having the size that I have down there and having testicles).

Before hrt I always imagined how sex with a partner would be like and it was comfortable imagining the situations, now not so much, I despise everything sex related and just want to be back at those weeks where I wouldn't even get aroused by the things that would usually get me into it, I'm now starting to reject the situations I wish I could get myself into just for pleasure.

And there's also all that Agp bullshit that always comes to my mind whenever I think about sex, this Agp thing haunted me for longer that it should've.

The tag of the post is "Advice/Question" because I have no idea what to do or think, what kind of self criticism should I have, am I actually stupid for wanting to end up just find myself to be asexual or is it valid? Will the anti androgens ( for me it's Cyproterone 4mg) start working again like the first couple of weeks?

(Whenever I see MtF people asking for help because they can't get erections or that sorta stuff I'm always like "wish I... gold some scraps for others")

One thing that gets me is the "one is born, not turned into" speech, gay people are born gay and find out later in life, same for trans, bi, pan or whatever... is it the same for asexuals? Is my experience normal?

(also nsfw tag cuz I don't wanna risk)

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Blatant disinformation about how cross sex hormones affect people, brought to you by Tumblrinos and a doctor that is certainly a tranny too if this conversation actually happened

 

[SpookyObserver]

The form for estrogen does not just say you will cry a bit or have a "a little dementia risk teehee"

Lying tranny, the estrogen form is quite long and both T and E are vague enough (in the sense they dont focus too heavily on specific risks but give you proven areas to think about) they cant be considered false.